Another saturday alone night shitposting on Yea Forums

>another saturday alone night shitposting on Yea Forums

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>had a date
>within the first 2 minutes she tells me she doesn't want to hookup

Thanks for wasting my time you cunt :)

>start going for walks with female friend
>all she does is talk about her boyfriends and previous relationships, even going into sexual details

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>having female friends
>having any friends in general
youre just letting this shit happen to you, user

i said no to a cashier position at walmart but i need a job did i do good or bad?

Blade Runner 2049 sucks

This user is right, female friends is for low test betas.

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Female friends are great and all until they start talking about sex and their boyfriends around you. Then you're just a surrogate token gay friend.

hey whoa hol up

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You did fucking great, user. Cashiering is the worst fucking job imaginable. Every job at Wal-Mart is shitty but cashiering takes the cake. Guarantee you or any sane person would quit within a week or two.

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go back to education because then you dont have to get a job, its pretty based if you dont want to be a wagie

you're her gay friend, might as well be a eunuch

>on my morning break with two girls in their early 20s
>both laughing loudly at the beta orbiters trying to flirt with them on snapchat

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not him but I tried going to college (for 4 years) but didn't understand the classes and didn't even graduate the second one.

>have mostly female friends from class
>most of them have asked if i'm gay

i don't think im gonna make it brehs

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>tfw never liked a single girl enough to want to spend time with her over shitposting
I'm good looking, intelligent, successful, socially competent, etc. I'd like to have a relationship in theory because I believe it's part of my social obligation, but I just prefer Yea Forums to women.

>playing viday with fuck buddy
>she starts beating you
>she laughs in your face
>try harder but she keeps winning
>the laughter intensives
>finally have enough and throw controller at wall
>now there's a hole in the wall
>agree to fix hole even though no experience fixing holes in walls
fuggggg

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>go to drink with a female friend
>freshly married
>have a too thicc dicc which sometimes causes wife issues if we fuck a few times in a row
>complain to the female friend asking for advice beyond lube
>she starts biting her lip

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I dropped out years ago but I'm going back because it means several years of being a student instead of having to be a wagie in a shit job, it's worth it user

that's hella gay bro

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That's exactly what I was thinking, but needed a second opinion.

I'm in my state's best business school, I've just been looking for a part-time job for so long.

scary how accurate this is