FINAL DESTINATION

It was unironically the funniest thing I'd seen in years, and still cracks me up. The Rube Goldberg-logic of the series is Jerry Lewis with mass carnage.

>that logtruck scene
as a resident of the Granite State, this is relevant to my interests
i usually approach with grave apprehension and punch it before passing them
fuck those fucking fucks

ALI LARTER ISNT THAT ATTRACTIVE FAGGOTS

THERE ARE PLENTY HOTTER GIRLS THROUGHOUT THE MOVIES

>funniest thing I'd seen in years
have you seen Hereditary?

Ali Larter was so fine in this era.

user, honestly your mom isn't that hot, but her gaping hole still attracts attention
go figure muh nigure

get a load of THIS guy lol

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>plane starts shuddering

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first one was kinda cute. ending was stupid
should i watch 2?

>tfw I'm in love with a girl that looks like her(just with brown hair)

The first and the fifth are the only ok ones. Three is watchable. 4 is a fucking terrible shitshow

You should watch all of them

Seriously if they churned out one of these every year I would watch them all. Such a guilty pleasure for me

This is why I take Xanax and sleeping pills when I get to the airport. Then raid the drink cart before they kick in. I don’t want to be awake on any flights ever.

>bane starts posting

>guilty pleasure
there's a lot to be said for guilty pleasures
ftw muh bro

something about young Ali looks 'odd'
her jaw or her teeth or something.. not sure exactly what
did she have plastic surgery later in life?
tbhfam though i think her unusual early look makes her look super extra cute

4u

I’d watch too, the ridiculous deaths in this series are hilarious. Reboot when?!

>raid the drink cart
what do you mean by this?
have you ever actually been on a plane?
flight attendants control the distribution of alcohol

Between this and obsssed ten years ago she had to have veneers put in because it’s evident in obsessed

Also she was really something in varsity blues wasn’t she?

hot af in J & Silent Bob Strike Back

3 was the best you faggot

I meant metaphorically as in I’ll buy as many tiny cans of bud light as they’ll let me

I’m seriously fighting the urge to jerk it to Ali larter tonight guys
Send help

lol ok bro. but i usually go for the whiskey

do it fgt

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Remember the time our guy idris almost got colonized by Ali?

youtu.be/HRmLJScvW8M

First one was a genuinely tense and ingenious take on the teen slasher genre. Rest is just mean spirited sadism and cheap cash grab exploitation.

Welp time to see if she ever did maxim or fhm

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i don't warhammer but i thought this was the 'by the emperor' picture

This belongs in a t shirt

She's in a pretty hot sex scene in a movie called Three Way where you can see her ass, have fun.

watching 1 rn. planes lol.

For you

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Are you saying my comment was bait?
Because i'm telling the truth.

She def did, i had a copy on the tank of my shitter in hs

I thought I had sent the cropped version when the hair part was removed. My bad. You’re excellent and thanks.

While they were being released i think i only really enjoyed the first one and the one with MEW.
A couple of years ago i watched them all and pretty much consider them Kino.
The twist in the last one is fucking great.

you're welcome

This shit and Saw really fucked me up when I was a young. Took me years and years to get rid of paranoia. Fuck this franchise.

Her face is perfect but her body leaves alot to be desired

Final destination is the one film franchise that made me understand the feelings people have towards shit like friday the 13th, halloween, and all the other horror franchises, like why they get into the lore and buy memorabilia and and replicas. I saw them at a very young age and they really affected me, made me scared of everyday things and really think about the inevitability of death and our fates. Plus the early 2000s aesthetic, film style, and acting up until the last 3 was super fucking comfy. Number 3 might be my favorite. And like another user said they were shlocky towards the end but the twist at the last one tied everything up so perfectly that I forgove everything that might be considered bad about the series. In conclusion, based movies.

youtu.be/vjt8iqSHPhU best death btw

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No, why?

The second one was okay but this tbqh

Pleb filter franchise
>user let's go to the kinos, best comedy is on
tf what comedy
>final destination, you haven't seen it?
no, doesn't sound like comedy
>(You)'ll see
>normies&boomers see 4 lads crash on first row and laugh their ass off at EVERY death and stupid decision while they cringe and get scared
My deepest condolences to all who haven't experienced that when films came out.

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I remember the only bad movie being 4, all the others are serviceable but 4 literally only has deaths going for it.

The 4th had pic related, but yeah it was the worst.

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I loved Ali Larter until she started coalburning

i like all of them but i think ive only seen 4 once. the one with the racecar stuff. i feel like they are as good as they can be. still waiting on the next installment. its been like 7 years.

Why are you calling me faggot? So rude men...

she needs a better career

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I don't get it.
Once you figure out that you're fucking doomed to die because you've cheated death, why not off yourself in a manner of your own choosing rather than opt for the inevitably incredibly painful and gruesome default that would leave your loved ones beyond traumatized.
Lay it all out in a nice handwritten letter, and take some poison. Done.
Fuck all that dismemberment shit, as if you'd want your last moments of physical sensation to be terror and pain filled.

I only saw the first one though, so I don't know if the later films changed the whole "you were supposed to die but death fucked up and let slip so now the universe is rectifying itself" thing.

>He doesn't think he can cheat death again

If it happens to 5 of your faggy friends it's time to call it a day and surrender willingly. it's either that or be on edge 24/7 forever.
Fuck that shit it's not like I don't have enough to be paranoid about.

A guy in the second one tried to off himself before death could get him. He fired six shots from a revolver at his head and they all failed to go off. My guess is death decides when you die, not you.

Death won't let you die out of sequence. Though I suppose you could figure out the sequence and then when it's your turn shoot yourself in the head right away instead of waiting for Death to come up with something ridiculously over the top.

Dont post ever again zoomer.

The first one is literally the second worst in the franchise.
2>5>3>1>4

That reaction to Mew used to be mine when she popped up in stuff, now i can't stand her after she done dirty on Riley