>you got anything that will poke me, prick me, stick me?
You got anything that will poke me, prick me, stick me?
Lucas Williams
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Xavier Jackson
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>it's a florida or vegas episode
Aaron Nelson
>tfw nostalgic for Cops
>tfw LivePD is better in every way except the hosts
>the hosts are just gay as fuck
it's an abstract kind of feel
Liam Ross
how is it better? its fuckin 2 hours long and nothing happens
Hunter Baker
I know some cops are assholes but I feel bad for those long, mundane calls they respond to where they encounter two people trying to describe how they were wronged all while being totally unable to string two thoughts together coherently or remember more than two minutes into the past. If it were me, i’d Just blow my head off,
Bless you boys
Anthony Parker
Yeah those cops have some serious patience to deal with that bullshit on the regular. I don't know how they put up with it.
Cameron Murphy
Uh sorry, I don't fuck cops.
Bentley Phillips
David Bell
I think the hosts are funny and have great bants
pic related best cop
Jose James
I wanna join the DEA and kill scumbag drug pushers, claiming self defense afterwards so I escape due process >:)
Nathan Martinez
its 3 hours, and some nights are slow but sometimes there's a ton of action and its live in 8 cities across the US
so you see beaner criminals in California and Texas, white trash in Florida and Missouri, Nigs in former plantation areas in the south and even French cajuns in Louisiana. Its basically America the tv show its great
Brayden Phillips
Does Live PD ever have shootings?
Ayden Sanders
yeah but not many, one the cops on the show killed a guy and another they came up on a recently murdered body, maybe once a month someone gets shot
John Morales
yeah this
*unzips dick*
Christopher Campbell
Thomas Gutierrez
I CAN BREAK THESE DUBS
Xavier Walker
Live by the sword die by the sword
Jayden Powell
I'd rather go out in a blaze of glory than die alone in a shitty studio apartment and leave nothing behind but a decayed corpse and a black outline on the carpet.
Benjamin Murphy
better action and production value
Nathan Jenkins
or blow me up
Evan Sanchez
YOU CAN'T BREAK THOSE DUBS
Kayden Perry
>two sets
Leo Jones
>takes a taser shot like it's nothing
>promises vengeance on his enemies
Was it the most kino moment in television history?
Jack Hernandez
Joseph Miller
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Henry Ross
>watching an episode
>cop pulls over some dumbass kid
>he's clearly high or drunk
>cop tells the kid "stick out your tongue"
>shines flashlight in kid's mouth
>"your tongue is green"
>"what does that mean?"
>"means you've been smoking weed"
>laugh because the cop is clearly fucking with this kid
>second cop pulls up
>chats with the first cop next to his squad car while the kid's sitting on the ground in cuffs out of earshot
>first cop says "his tongue is green, so he's been smoking weed"
>mfw this fucking retard actually thought smoking weed turned your tongue green
Charles Stewart
I remember some episode where the cop gets stuck by some junkies needle after asking that and poor guy isn't even pissed he's just scared as fuck almost crying and asking over and over, "why'd you have to do that man?"
Jonathan Roberts
it does you fucking degenerate stoner. one of my buddies was a weedhead for 10 years and now his tongue looks like he's been licking lime flavored Popsicle for a year straight
Aiden Ortiz
fucking circus monkey
Brandon Allen
I once saw this same damn scene play out in person, but the cop grabbed the dude by the balls and held on and the nigger stopped resisting immediately. He was holding an even younger niglet.
Owen Hall
that's because he didn't brush his teeth lol
Noah Walker
>...but they can't outrun the EYE in the SKY.
this guy made everything cop-kino
Camden Baker
>He broke the dubs
Jose Gonzalez
>Drive near airport
>Helicopter can no longer safely follow you
Jason Bennett