Not the biggest Kevin Smith fan but this looks pretty interesting

please don't be racist on 4channel

impossible, bruce willlis couldn't do it with his uggo one when he at the height of his fame

kevin has got no chance

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No me. Kebabs are alright.

How do you go from THIS to

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Jesus Christ what a trainwreck.
This is why ugly dudes like him should optimize for smarts rather than looks.

kevin smiths daughter looks like the type of girl that would date kevin smith

No it doesn't it looks horrible

Did Kevin get aids?

sadly yes

6 months at the most

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fun is bad now and objectifying women is bad too except when women do it to themselves every day in public but you're not supposed to look

Get a load of the jewess.

You know what else is interesting? Train wrecks.
She is easily the most attractive one there.

No way he actually thinks this is going to launch his daughter's career. Would amyone that liked Jay and Silent Bob give a fuck about a diverse girl gang movie or whatever this shit is? Would anyone who wants to see a diverse girl gang be a fan of Jay and Silent Bob?

the dagger gives away what she actually is you turbopleb

kek

Well, her name is Jihad.

I'm so fucking sick of muslims

>Lol I would let my brothers rape all my friends because they are whores without hijab. Tee hee!

Holy shit, is she anorexic as a reaction to his overweigtness?

she carries that dagger to protect herself from islamophobes like you

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Jeez those are some sad tits.

Based. ROYALLY based.

She's a Sikh not a Muslim you dummies

IF THIS IS BAD NOW, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT!

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I'm sure Muslims hate being in films like this too. The whole point is to give a representation of a Muslim that is just like everyone else and a true Muslim would probably get pissed off at this.

Always take a hard pass if it has either his wife or his daughter in it.

>JAY AND SILENT BOB and the who the fuck cares gang
seriously who the fuck cares?
Are these the bastard daughters from some of the characters in the older movies
I mean, did they even pick the daughter that was born in Dogma or any kinda crazy shit like that

based

Can we all agree that Kevin needs to gain 'SOME" weight back and that Jay only ever looked good in Clerks 2.

2007 Jay and Bob was where it was at.

based and redpilled

Why is he always so wide eyed in every photo? He didn't used to do that.

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>/threading your own post

Everyone thinks it. Few say it. They're not compatible with us.

fpbp

Extremely based and enormously redpilled

Fuck off ya non-white faggot. Go back to your Alita thread.

Maybe we are the ones who need to examine ourselves.

>”They sent me an Academy screener DVD [of ”Magnolia”] this week. I’ll never watch it again, but I will keep it. I’ll keep it right on my desk, as a constant reminder that a bloated sense of self-importance is the most unattractive quality in a person or their work.” He also likens the film to ”a cinematic root canal.”

Is Kevin Smith a better director than Paul Thomas Anderson?

Honestly Dogma's the only thing of real worth that's he's made even though I have a soft side for Clerks.

christ this place has really gone to shut

I'd take the sea of rollan threads back in a heartbeat over cancerous newfags like you

She's also the hairiest.

Keep in mind Smith also hated LoTR but LOVED the prequels and the new trilogy too.

It's the soi. It's going to make you spread something open whatever it happens to be.

id fuck her

Kind of fucked that it took having a heart attack to get him to slim down and not plea after plea from his own family.

Good on him for losing the weight, but skinny Kevin Smith creeps me out

Yeah, he went too far with the weight loss

Not the biggest Kevin Smith fan but this looks pretty interesting.

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Nah I dont follow a pedophile warlord

>girl with headscarf has a knife
>black girl is sassy
>asian girl has a camera
>white girl is sporty strong woman

Wow, really woke and nuanced and not at all cliched, guys.

It's nice to see Kev back at a healthier weight.

Are you talking about Donald Trump?

>I will slash you! ALALALALALALA
>o no u di-int!
>ohhh juss ret me take picture *snape* moshi moshi!
>I'm a white girl, hear me ROAR!

That's literally what the picture is communicating.

breh

>literally using a bunch of ethnic / female props to try to stay legitimate

Look guys, we placed some minorities next to us, so we're still relevant!

Enjoy term 2 colbert

Imagine thinking your ugly rat faced wife belongs in that group of women

L M A O

Yikes

KEVIN SMITH IS DIRECTING POWER RANGERS?!

Kevin smith has the most punchable face, but only after he lost a lot of weight

>not liking cunny
>being a pacifist pussy
cuck and redditpilled

is Magnolia actually good, I'm debating watching it

Its something people do to appear more "friendly" and submissive rather than the eye squint which is a more "confident" and demanding.

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he doesn't need to do anything he already looks like a fag

It's definitely a people-pleasing face, or at least attempts to be one. But yeah it's a submissive gesture. And many people might respond with "oh, he's nice and acceptable" but they probably won't respect let alone ever be attracted to a person who presents themselves that way. Although I guess a guy like Smith just accepts himself as a geek and just wants to be accepted in that role - one famous geek personalities with eyebrows raised.

one *of those famous geek personalities with eyebrows *forever raised

how many dad jokes, toilet humor, and dull plotlines can this capeshit cuck pack into another "comedy"

One of PTA's best movies. Capeshitters like Smith cant comprehend it.

I mean can you really take a man seriously if his shorts go to his ankles and he only wears hockey jerseys? At that point squinting vs an open mouth smile isnt going to make any difference, it's either a wacko nerd vs a try hard nerd.

Yea Forums -Television & Film

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Name one famous person who dresses worse than Kevin Smith, just one

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Well, that's pretty relative. He's a Gen X guy, and for a while in the 90s, in many places you were expected as a guy to dress kind of like that. Some people just stick with the style of their youth or prime years.

I mean, really, I remember a point in the late 90s to early 00s where most of the guys - and maybe myself *cough* - wore big raver drug dealer pants not too unlike that.

You're not wrong.

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yeah but did you guys weigh 300 pounds? Taylor Swift looks good in a bikini, now imagine that same bikini with her looking like a landwhale

See the movie Kids for a good example of that moment. Or footage of late 90s raves.

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Well that's why he's stuck with that fashion I presume, to hide his figure.

I do too, but jews are worse

>to hide his figure.
how well is that working out?

He earned it

Shes playing gone of the Manson girls on new Tarantino flick

Sure, but what's your point? That he doesn't look like the coolest or sexiest person ever? Ok sure but so what?

Real men wear pink.

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OK I assume Kevin Smith is at least somewhat rich, right? Can someone explain to me how the fuck ANYBODY who is slightly above middle class remains fat? Even if you do not hire a full time trainer and nutritionist, you can afford some workout and weight training machines in your home. Being fat while having money has NEVER made sense to me

Are you seriously blind to how pathetic that looks on any person in any age?

Based

I guess maybe part of the reasoning is that that kind of padding can serve as an alternative aesthetic (the friendly fat guy) when even with more effort he'd still look pretty below average.

For instance look at Peter Jackson after he lost weight - if anything he looked more charismatic as the jolly fat hobbit guy. See also Jonah Hill when he lost weight - it just emphasized how below average he is otherwise.

Although I don't think that's usually the case, Jackson probably could look better if he kept pushing and got a better build than just going from fat guy to skinny guy.

Jonah Hill

Peter Jackson is like 60 years old, who the fuck cares how your look at that point

It's not the ideal aesthetic but so what? I don't understand the impulse to get, like, mad about someone not looking great. I guess people like to discuss things that aren't their business and I'll talk shit about style and looks too, but I'm not *angry* at Smith for dressing slobbish. I do have some criticisms about that stupid face he makes in social media, but it's more to do with the general phenomenon, and the mentality behind it, and when I might criticize it a bit is probably more just about defining my own boundaries and sensibilities.

Maybe that's what a lot of this shit talk is, damning the things you would expel from your own lifestyle or values.

Well, yeah, that's the thing, these guys are middle aged geeks, if they want to just dress however is comfortable for them, let them. And they're not there to turn your on or be a style icon or whatever.

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which is worse, trying to be hip and failing or not giving a fuck and dressing like a slob?

>Eyebrows forcibley raised to unconfortable levels

I am not sure what is going one with the raised eyebrow poses unless it's variant of the soi-open month or ducklips facial expression.

I would also like to see Dark Jay & Silent Bob where they Jay is a heroin addict and Silent Bob had a widowmaker heart attack for being fat, fat like the whale.

Maybe throw in a middle-aged Sissy who is now getting blacked by a older, retired LA Lakers baller like Eliza was off screen

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Once and for all, Yea Forums... Is Austin St. John FAT or FIT?

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He has a stocky working man's body. That's a respectable look and a lot of women are into it.

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It's kind of cute how badly he wants his daughter to be successful. What a eager dad.

If you can see a mans tits through his shirt he's fat.

I wonder if his 10 inch pecker fucked her pussy good.

#SizeQueen

What if he just has large pectoral muscles?

I respect a military man, would like to slurp on his meaty cock

"LOOOOOOVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEE!"

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autism, you have

kevin?

That's actually kind of sad. If you think of it, there are two internets (greatly simplifying it). The anonymous internet and the social-image internet.

Like the older internet is a lot of people, many of them nerds posting anonymously. Then social media happens and a lot of the more normal types come online and take onto platforms where success or social capital can come from having a good profile where of course being beautiful and/or photogenic or charismatic comes in.

But on just a general career level people trying to maintain visibility feel compelled to post more on platforms like facebook or instagram, or even post a lot of pics on twitter. Not everyone is wired for that though, some people, looks aside, are just introverts, or just don't feel like phonily documenting their whole lives or posting pandering or self-promoting pictures up all day.

But of course many people reluctantly bite the bullet and embrace it. My theory is that part of this whole pandering geek face thing, and the wide open mouth thing, and 'geek expert' with eyebrows raised thing etc, are visual-social strategies / options for people who don't have as much beauty or charisma but want to appear presentable or acceptable, and keep up with the positive, fun, attention-grabbing tone.

Like I'm someone who is repulsed by pandering behavior and just a bit introverted and not interested in posting myself all the time, but I guess I feel slightly sorry for these geek guys making these pandering faces, because they're trying to survive in an era where photogenicness can be really important, so they have to pull these humiliating, ingratiating faces to try to appeal to a fickle crowd.

>having large pecs is fat now

Only if you're low-test, which you probably are.

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They basically try to make themselves look like cartoon characters (bright eyed, big open mouth smile, wacky gestures and poses, etc.) in order to look more 'appealing', AKA wacky, fun-loving and 'charming' in a safe, non-threatening way.

how can niggers even compete with this titantic redpill bros?

>those saggy pancake tits

>Jay is a heroin addict
they already did that in real life and in that vampire movie

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>all these deleted posts
BASED JANNY *BRRRRP* CLEAN THAT UP TOO

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holy shit i forgot how hot dushku was, is she still smoking?

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Is dis bait?

Yeah, exactly how I see it. It's an embrace of, or at least succumbing to, needing an image, but since they can't be a sex symbol or lead man type, they opt for wacky / upbeat 'character' or expert. It looks pathetic and annoying, but I understand the logic of it, and in a way you can sympathize with their attempt to survive in this environment and make their mark despite certain challenges.

On the other hand, it could be argued that it's a cheap, tacky, and uncreative strategy, no different from people who affect annoying upbeat voices on the radio or in commercials because they think that it 'works'. Except that there are examples of other people who don't pathetically pander in that way. A good example of 'geeky' personalities who present themselves more naturally and dignified without acting all plucky and clickbaity are the RLM guys. Which is part of the reason I think a lot of people like them, because they aren't stiff, phony caricatures but opinionated pricks who are more themselves, and are more clever and creative with any theatrical elements or gimmicks.

I guess that's part of what's annoying about these pandering guys... I don't think they actually need to make those insufferable clickbaity faces. They'd be much more likeable and respectable just presenting themselves as good enough without such stunts.

you arent worth it, frogposter

what is creepy is that most of the time he isn't even smiling or trying to make a sympathetic facial expression
it's like is face is stuck in a defensive posture

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if you think that looks interesting you are probably a big Kevin Smith fan.

I kinda want kevin smith to die.

That's a bit harsh. He's just a middle aged guy going through the motions and trying to keep up the image he thinks people expect from him.

And anyways, Clerks and Mall Rats were fine.

were there any other good kevin smith movies besides those two?

(I saw dogma and that whole movie was just self-masturbatory crap, I only enjoyed seeing salma hayek in it and I don't even remember if she was hot enough to justify watching it)

This, but unironically. It'd be better for everyone if that heart attack killed him.

Hm, not that I can think of, I'm afraid.

that's the joke, the movie features a """modern""" girl gang

house whites are a cancer on the world

>fun is bad now and objectifying women is bad too except when women do it to themselves every day in public but you're not supposed to look

If you're Chad the it's okay otherwise it's RAPE!!!FACT!!!

>Imagine thinking your ugly rat faced wife belongs in that group of women

With her fucking Dumbo ears!!!FACT!!!

why's she got a knife though?

rude

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i hope not i want that guy to succeed in life

Looks too hamfisted diversity. Can be fun, but i agree that it wasnt made for me. So i will pass.
But i think its nice that fangirls gets some pandering too.

Silent bob looks depressing.

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Underrated

"Can i have some pussy? Huh? Can I? Aww, c'mon! Puh-leeeeeeeeeze?"

I'm totally fine with people of different ethnicities in movies / parts, or men or women in roles. Cool, fine. But it's just really lame looking when it's so clearly tokenism or pandering or preachiness.

It's just so didactic and insulting, and insincere too. OP's picture is them literally using these girls as fucking props to try to keep themselves relevant. "Look, we compliantly placed some female / POC's in our film... notice they're front and center and WE'RE to the side! So do we still matter? Do we get a place at the table?"

the mentally ill people that protect them and their """""""""culture""""""""" are worse than the actual muslims

Where is Method Man and Redman?

>But it's just really lame looking when it's so clearly tokenism or pandering or preachiness.
I agree. Thats what most defender doesnt get.Maybe on purpose?
It seems that the mayority, even the butthurt rascist, are angry that its just a gimmick to sell the movie or appeal to the biggest audience.
We dont get them because it fits the story, like Beverly Hills Cop or Bad Boys where their background explains why they act this way. Or shanghai noon where it was just logical why JackieChan was involved.
Nowadays its just "we need a black one" than "he is a good actor"/ "fits int the story". Thats why i love Elba, he is good and clearly knows when he is just used, besides DarkTower where is inner fanboy took over!

Why do arab girls try to be sexy while wearing their headdress and covering all their skin?

I thought the whole point was to stop temptation it kind of defeats the purpose.

If its true that this is a *parody* of reboots and politically correct, socially diverse, all-female cast movies, this could be the best thing hes done since JASBSB, which is the *only good* thing hes done, bc hes a complete no-talent

Better get used to em Cletus, they aren't going anywhere. :)

Wowzers

10/10

The fuck do you want? Hes New Jersey white trash, and that doesnt go away, no matter how much money you have.

Jay and Silent Bob were always shit. Their Clerks scenes are decent, that is all. Jason Mewes > Kevin Smith.

Tom Cruise was kino in it

>Name one famous person who dresses worse than Kevin Smith, just one

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Looks like he dropped his monster condom

If I remember correctly he was told the entire cast would be dressing like beach bums as a joke, turned out only he did

yeh i'm thinking Kevin Smith got cuckolded

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He does but not by Mewes. His wife sharing exploits are legendary.

Chloe Grace Moretz

heart attack, changed his diet/life style, all that amerilard he's been carrying around for 40+ years melted right off

kek

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*tips fedora*

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the muslim is qt, the black one is ugly af

baste

His face needs Kev's AIDS diet.

youtube.com/watch?v=gBkVuT5pw1g

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I'd hit that

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Nah this is based

A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick

Its called being friends with Harvey Weinstein....

that's the best way to describe her

Looks like Fat Mac

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>The new gang brings a vibrant element of diversity to the previously whitewashed Clerks Franchise.

>The following scene shows the kind of unique and nuanced dialogue between Fhatima, Denisha, Joo-Yee, and Jane that could never have been done in the original all white Clerks.

Fhatima: My dad beat me for taking off my hijab.

Denisha: What's a dad?

Joo-Yee: A CHING CHONG DING DONG WHITE PENISU

Sagon been hitting the gym.

>like and adult
How difficult is it for these faggots to proofread? Even if I deobfuscate their stupidity and find myself in agreement, I'm inclined to dismiss these people and their opinions altogether.

> kevin smith would be glad to know that the daughter is from jay since he could fuck her.

> at the same time, he would be sad, because his life is a lie and the sex wouldnt be so hot.

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>Taylor Swift looks good in a bikini, now imagine that same bikini with her looking like a landwhale

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>Kevin Smith will die in your lifetime

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God smiths wife looks like the ugly chick face reveal on hot body from the old loony tunes cartoons.

peak /sleazecore/

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S
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a muslima, a nigress, a chinkess, and a dyke walk into a bar...

PURE DOPAMINE SARGON

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kek

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You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded kys autist

His daughters sad and floppy tits man

The black girl is deaf, so she has a kinship to Silent Bob because they both don't communicate verbally. It seems like a smart version of diversity casting that could benefit the movie because it's done with a mind towards how it could benefit the film
It's part of the pitch of the movie. He said the idea is to comment on how every reboot has forced diversity, but he actually also wants to make them unique distinct characters

It seems that nobody on Yea Forums noticed that. Really hilarious.

well his wife is a household name

>I am not sure what is going one with the raised eyebrow poses
He had a bad facelift. Too much skin to pull back and now he's stuck like that. That surgery was not meant for fat people.

is that fucking cosmo on the right?

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They fit his feet... like a glove

Thanks Yoda

people would buy this narrative if smith wasnt a fucking cock sucker shill who just "LOVES" everything.

star wars shit? LOVE.
DC shit? LOVE.
Marvel shit? LOVE.

he is a hack who need to suck as much corporate dicks as possible to stay on radar and maybe put his daughter on some shit sitcom, so dont come up with LE SMART CRITICISM, because its a lie and you know it.

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Must be hard walking through doorways with that big ol brain of yours

>But of course many people reluctantly bite the bullet and embrace it. My theory is that part of this whole pandering geek face thing, and the wide open mouth thing, and 'geek expert' with eyebrows raised thing etc, are visual-social strategies / options for people who don't have as much beauty or charisma but want to appear presentable or acceptable, and keep up with the positive, fun, attention-grabbing tone.

it´s because they´re scared that normies will shame them because they´re not "having fun" (i.e smiling like a retard)

>His wife sharing exploits are legendary.

really? share one of the stories

Red state was fun

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She still looks good, but she peaked in the late 2000s

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Why does he always make that stupid fucking face

>his wife can’t evenvwalk with swagger when she’s pretending

How stupid are you? You only had to go to high school to notice all the ugly chicks making dumb faces to hide their flaws behind personality .

He's the male equivalent of "thicc"

Is watch the film if you made it

It really doesn’t, Kevin.

Fuck off, cunt.