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I WAS IN ET ONCE

Ew.

the mkultra programming is breaking down
she needs to go to "rehab"

CHARLIES ANGELS user

I would still happily fuck her fat ass.

SAVE ME ADAM SANDLER
LET ME PLAY A RECENTLY DIVORCED MOM LOOKING TO HIT THE DATING SCENE AGAIN. ANYTHING. JUST HURRY!

>I would still happily fuck her fat ass.
thanks for finally saying what needed to be said

You've been SPIELBERGED

ENJOY THE STDS

>those fucked up bottom teeth
is she half asian?

The Sandman always looks out for his friends

What movie is this?

A MOVIE CALLED REAL LIFE

ASSTDS*

Based bro

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why is she crying

Can somebody give me a quick rundown? Did something bad happen to Drew?

Did she just flash back to being married to Tom Green

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tell that to rob schneider.

She realised she's not married to based Timothy Olyphant

I absolutely love seeing w*men who hit the wall suffer and languish in pain

>lispy potato face now looks like Hal Holbrook in Mark Twain Tonight
the Barrymore curse

No, she just never gets photographed with them in full view. You'll see lots of closed-mouth smiles from Drew.
Lots of people with shit teeth genes have them all fucked up like that.

I too would

He gave him a bunch of chances, he can't force a career if it won't work out.
But he was still in Ridiculous 6 and Sandy Wexler

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this

CHRIST

reminder she used to cuck Tom Green all the time which is why they divorced, also reminder that she got fiddled by tons and tons of hollywood producers and other big names when she was a little girl up until she hit the wall

>Can somebody give me a quick rundown?
She posted the pic of herself crying on instagram.
Her point was basically people don't think it be that way, but it do.

spoiler fuck

Looks like Sarah Paulson first thing in the morning

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I would have loved to be married to him and I'm not even a faggot.
Imagine getting or drunk with him and his friends it would be fun as fuck.
Did you watch the Monica Lewisky MTV special with him? She was creaming for him.

who is this lopsided face qt?

Reminder this woman got a breast reduction

Just imagine 80s era Drew riding your dick

Is she the most low IQ female actress out there?

That cunt from "how I met your mother"

I'll take busty Scream era Drew, thanks.

Exactly WHEN in the 80s?

I want Batman Forever era Drew

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She wasnt as slutty by that point

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Link us, faggot.

Lol looks like Dante from clerks with long hair

You are thinking of alicia silverstone u pleb.

Cobie Smulders, Canadian model turned actress who played Robin in How I Met Your Mother, Maria Hill in a few of the Avengers movies, and a character who's name I don't know because I never watched it in that dumb looking Netflix show with Keegan Key

damn jewish sorceresses I thought she had huge milkers
thanks bros

Drew you're such a bad little baby

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She's really looking like a Drew here.

tom green was never fun as fuck in real life
he was neurotic and hyper. he was like lex luthor in BvS
his comedy and act was him being abrasive

No lie Santa Clarita Diet is actually pretty good for zombie kino

>Batman Forever era Drew

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Pls I can only cum so much today

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First couple of episodes felt too try hard, but then it got funny. Need to finish that. Olyphant is worth watching for. I was mildly surprised it didn't suck.

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>Batman Forever era Drew

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angels drew is peak drew

No, she was in Batman and Robin, Barrymore was one of Two-Face's women in Batman Forever.

Based.

Tbh I only watched the first 8 episodes but since it got a third season I'll marathon the fucker. Ur right tho Tim's a hoot to watch in anything. He shows up in interviews high af. Just let him do a Hunter Thompson kino already. Plus their daughter as I remember was pretty qt too on the show. Time to blaze up an support our Drew.

Remember poison ivy drew? My teen dick does. It will never forget horny, slutty, sociopath drew

Same for Cameron Diaz but Lucy Liu has never hit the wall.

Wow man you sound like a cool guy

Keep that going I hope it works out for you

Pepperiddge Farms and my dick remembers too user

the mask was peak diaz

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Yuck, white women r nasty

Tom Green or whatever was slurping her ass at that time. Fuck no, a shit eating retard all over her.
She is actually broken, that's what pedos do to child actors in Hollywood

How awful it must feel to peak right out of the gate

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She was a cocaine user by 14 or something. She drank and smoke at 14. Her mom let her ride the cock carouself at 14.

Tom green got a diseased used whore

Someone told her she looked fat in the mask and she decided to get a breast reduction.
I hope that person burns in hell

>tfw Drew has your fetish

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She was in rehab by 14. When she was 8 she was a regular in nightclubs, she’s lived more in her childhood than most of us will in our entire lives.

Fucking kikes

If there was ever a person to be killed by botched castration it’s this person

She used to get naked so much that in her 18th birthday Spielberg sent her a copy of the playboy she posed nude in and a blanket with the note ‘cover yourself up.’

Smug fucker
I hate him

That fucker's the one usually undressing (and raping kids)

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HI THIS IS DREW BARRYMORE FROM THE MOVIE E.T.

>ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#8**
>This former A list child actress turned nobody turned A list adult mostly movie actress is now an A- list mostly television actress who pays a 20 something year old to come over once or twice a week and have sex with her. Drew Barrymore (First Job at 1 and First Drink at 9: 20 Secrets About Drew Barrymore, Hollywood's Ultimate Survivor)

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>A list child actress turned nobody turned A list adult
why do these faggots keep typing up word salad, could have just said A list for most of her life

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it was a woman

i want that job

Somewhere deep down I always knew, her jealousy cost us dearly

I hate it when he does that
Stop editorializing and just get on with it

looks like evil dougie from twin peaks the return

It’s time for us to dust off our resumes
We switch off days what do ya say?

Bad bleach job made her hair fall out and break off in clumps and wrecked her self esteem so she shared this picture on Instagram to show that she has off days sometimes just like the rest of us little commoners do. No I’m not kidding

You'd think she might be more upset about those rapidly developing jowls.

I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE

Why the fuck you crying bitch, you got to make out with Tom Sizemore in his prime!

WHAT she was snorting coke and hitting nightclubs at 12, rumors were she fucked Jack Nicholson way before she hit 16

I was never her biggest fan

>Drew Barrymore has your fetish
Yep I'm with ya user this about makes the biggest penis possible

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Fuck off Steven

What's so repulsive about the face he makes all the time? I can't put my finger on it. It's not even the watery eyes. It's just such a, and I don't even use this word often, cuck expression. Pursed lips. Wide eyes. Raised, sad looking eyebrows. Combine that with his skinny, gaunt face and unkempt hair/facial hair. He looks like such a fucking wimpy faggot.

Shouldn't she be rolling around in that Freddy Got Fingered money?

I’m sorry but THAT... is a DAMN bad coffee

watching Tom chase her around a hospital with his removed nut in a baggie might have been the peak of western culture

This bitch never shouldve made it past 10 in movies. By far the worst actress ive ever seen.

when I see people make shit up like this, it just makes me think, are you sure you aren't into that kind of thing? I know metoo got popular and all. but i am very certain that it isn't very common and most certainly not every actor.

I hate this fucking faggot so much.

>make up

People Magazine was a thing. Ask your mom.

I WANTED CHARLIE'S ANGELS 3 YOU FAT FUCKING PIG AND YOU HAD NO FUCKING BUSINESS BEING IN THOSE MOVIES!!! OH AND WHEN IS CA: FULL-THROTTLE GOING TO BE RELEASED ON BLURAY FER FUCK SAKES?!? OINK-OINK-OINK YOU FUCKING SOW!!!FACT!!!

hes trying to look like a helpless puppy
which is disgusting

qt smugders

Theres video of her smoking and drinking at 12.....
Theres video of her dancing with adult men
It is well known she went to rehab as a kid
Shes even mentioned this on interviews

Retard

>tfw really handsome but slightly lopsided face
feels bad

>implying you wouldn't oil up her beer belly and give her a sound pounding

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correct

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wouldnt it t be nice

HE'S NEARLY FUCKING 50!!!!
That's what's so repulsive about it, a 50 fucking-year-old man with 2 heart attacks is tacking a weeping selfie like an annoying 16yo.
Not to be a nostalgia faggot but anywhere from the beginning of time 'till about 2008 he would have been called a complete and utter faggot by the entire planet. Not it's considered brave. I smile when I think people will look back at this time wondering what the fuck everybody was on...

Rocky Dennis' half-sister lookin' bitch

nice beer gut ya got there kid

*bam*bam*

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

for me its dancing topless on david lettermans desk era drew
I used to wack it to her so much surprised i didnt tear my tiny dick off

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lmao incel.

Id tell you to get laid but even hookers would refuse sex with you.

muh dikk

I still would

She hit the wall

did she shit in the water?

>you will never fuck drew barrymore in the ass while she cries for completely unrelated reasons

shes fine guys

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of course she is!
everyone is!
:)

Santa Clarita Diet is preddy good bros. Timothy Olyphant is funny AF.

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90s carrey was kino

me on the left

>that muff

truly a more civilized age

What happened?

>unrelated reasons

Be hotter if they were related tbqh

Sonya blade

She looks like the "average guy" in the Kelly comics

Drinking and going clubbing and getting diddled by pedokikes and other degenerates is what you call "living" ?
Fucking hell, I can't wait for nuclear warfare.

they took her

Hawt. I've always been a sucker for the morning after look.

Well i'm sorry to hear that.

Agreed. Thicc Diaz is best Diaz.

Isn't it always...

That first kid has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Kek, good call

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Pic?

Lmao postwall roastie. Drink another box of franzia, you're not going to get any thinner after 30 years old.

...

JESUS christ

she was never hot