Dude imagine if you gave a bunch of chimps dmt and taught them how to bowhunt

>joe rogan has guest alt right has a hard-on for
>wow this podcast is ebin XD
>joe rogan has guest that leans left
>boo wtf y joe rogan have this poopy guest DX DX
JRE """""""""""""fans""""""""""""" are a fucking abomination

it's entirely possible

Wow, it's fascinating how the Victorian times perceived disease, doctors with beak masks...

Anyway have you heard of this theory that alien abduction cases are actually lost memories of childbirth?

Well no because
*brings mic closer*
Niggers

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Fascinating clip, thanks for posting that.

>runny eggs
holy yuckola

Yeah but he often ignores them. He's had Abby Martin three times despite getting horrible like/dislike ratios on all three, Jimmy Dore twice and I think it got a negative feedback too, Molly Crabapple, etc. That's more reason to respect Joe.

But an audience that is a mix of MMA, Stand-up and Youtube fans hating the Left is expected. What I find particularly annoying is when guys like Burr voice one or two progressive views and commenters start trashing them.

Are you memeing or did he really say that in that podcast? I've only seen small clips of it

Joe shits on people who email at fastfood

Isn't he on keto diet? What's up with all the bread?

>doesn't like runny eggs
You need to be 18+ to be here

Runny yolks compromise the bread integrity

That shit looks gross. I didn't even know you could ruin eggs that badly.

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Runny yolks are for dipping bread in

You'll be amazed at what chimps can do, Joe

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Many animals eat wild psilocibin specifically for the experience, as most other mushrooms are poisonous and have no nutritive content.

Elks almost certainly eat shrooms.

Joe's favourite words...

I'll start:

>variables

can't watch molly crabapple episode because it's blocked in my country. what the hell?
anyway are people mad at molly crabapple?

i've tried something similar in the past and I find it just makes the toast soggy as shit. a big mess to eat too. it's pretty bad.

>strange...

>Do you think Britney Spears has ever had a load shot inside her pussy? ...Jamie, pull that up.

Jamie pull up that fact sheet with all the data about africans and small craniums
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No the other one, yeah that one
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Dude check that shit out, mindblowing right? Wait till you see the IQ distributions

youtube.com/watch?v=VZ4w2Y6gMSA

wolf kino

imagine the diarrhea a few hours after eating this

Fuck man, and people deny this shit... Yeah no man they deny this shit! When there's been tons and tons and toooons of studies done... Toooooooons of studies. Dude unbelievable.
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Socioeconomical factors? What socioeconomical factors? You're saying you give all the niggers a bunch of money and suddenly their collective IQ bumps up two standard deviations? Nah, I don't think so, I don't think so

Didn't you post something about Britney getting creampied in another thread recently?

I don't like this Rogan cunt. Backing Alex? Son, he's Glenn Beck but causes Newtown parents to kill themselves.

Fuck you.

I'm done. I still adore Eddie Bravo though, for some reason.

Over medium is the patrician choice for eggs, besides hard boiled, of course.

.....?

No. Joe has legitimately asked this question numerous times.

Why would Joe ask that though? Doesn't she have a kid?

Look at this, look, see right here. Median IQ of 78. That means your average everyday, run of the mill jigaboo is just 8 points away from being clinically retarded. Take a look at this shit dude, Jamie I can't read that what's the standard deviation of that graph?
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Fifteen?! Goddam dude... So, so wait what percentage would actually be retarded according to that graph. Lemme do the math real quick. Oh fuck, nevermind. Jamie get that the math on that.
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Oh Jamie, yeah, oh you got that already? Shit dude, that was quick. 25%?? Holy shit...
Jamie you're saying a quarter of all black people are clinically retarded? Yo, that's some crazy shit, I honestly feel like its more

eddie is a flat earther

He's insane. He admits it.

Joe wanted to know if she had birthed the children naturally or if she had been impregnated in an alien-esque way by the reptilian elites.

I'm willing to bet he's at least bisexual.

Smart kid, good speaker.
I always assumed he was a mute retard.

I don't know how you could cook eggs so incompetently

Jesus he sounds like a robot, no emotion, like he's reading from a script.

He probably was reading from a script for the most part.

Eddie is ascended.

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>dude imagine if you gave a bunch of chimps dmt and taught them how to bowhunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=MPJ0AB12h1I

Joe rogen is a retard. I saw two episodes the only one I remember is where his guest was like yeah kratoms a good high it's not bad for you Joe was like cool y'all should buy krarom and I've done no research but I can tell you it isn't harmful or addictive and it feels great

Where is he ascended at, though, if space is fake?

Why are you making fun of Joe? He's fun masculine entertainment in an age where stuff like that is increasingly rare.

all I'm saying is you should look into it.

what fucking pharma drugs was this guy on

*blocks your path*

>have you heard of the intellectual dark web?

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I actually enjoy his show, that doesn't mean I won't poke fun at aspects of it.

That's fascinating.

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>Anyway have you heard of this theory that alien abduction cases are actually lost memories of childbirth?
fucking kek i was listening to JRE during a long car ride today and he said this exactly. is this something he says regularly?

i want a joe rogan bf (best friend)

>Dude, you're telling me WHAT percentage of all crime in this country is committed by just 13 percent of the population?

>yo Jamie, look that up real quick

>yeah see? that's so strange...

>he's Glenn Beck but causes Newtown parents to kill themselves
Kill yourself if you honestly believe that, faggot. Alex is a retard but he hasn't ever made anyone kill themselves and he hasn't harassed fucking anyone.

>Jamie

>my masters at Google told me Alex is bad, so how could anyone DARE give him a voice?!

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he legits look an alien

Is that the gay ear? If so that’s explain a lot

This is actually big facts

JRE guest when?

right ear is the gay ear, also the "Joe Rogan is secretly a homo" memers never have any actual evidence to back up their claims.

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learn to take a joke pussy

sanpaku eyes, every time

God imagine how much monkey kino that show would be