So I watched this because I wanted to get a sense of how the actor playing Paul in the new dune was

It was stylishly made and acted, but it was a tad vapid. Also, it’s your last day together and you’re wandering the streets drunk to the point of puking rather than fucking liek rabbits in the hotel. Also his dad is like, here son let me pay for your fuck trip. Wish I had an old man like that.

Maybe you're right. It's still in the early stages and wedding planning really hasnt begun at all, I'll let it play out a bit before saying anything. Best part is he was always a Chad fucking everything in sight and wing Manning me until one day he drank too much on forced his mouth on my dick, I felt like a god in that moment

What was the dad's actual job outside of looking at pictures of statues anyway?

>tfw parents aren't anti-gay but still too embarrassed to come out
Why is this allowed?

being gay lol

Just bring home a big black stud to thanksgiving

Just do it faggot, I did it at like age 16 because I wasn't a pussy like you lol

Are you in love with your bro? If so you owe it to him to tell him; he’s only getting married for appearances. Just think about how happy you can make each other. Go for it, don’t let those dreams stay dreams!

Seriously tho was Elio gay or just a bit bi curious

Well, my older brother says he isn't anti gay but also said he didn't like some guy any more after he found out he was homo, so now I wouldn't want my brother to know

I wouldn't say in love, no. But there's a mutual bond there, we've been friends for well over a decade now, he helped me get my first of, his mom was my orthodontist, I'm good friends with his little bro etc. Just a lot of shared history that gave way to sexual tension that bubbled up after too much booze, I know he's more into pussy than dick and he genuinely likes this girl, and we've never really talked about the things we've done outside of when it's actually happening

*my first gf

Well as long as your happy with your arrangement that’s okay too. Was it just a whole lot of oral or was their other stuff?

I assumed he was a doctor of anthropology or something. And the mom was probably also successful based on how educated she was.

Just a lot of oral (mostly him giving) and kissing

>buy the book
>parents ask me what book I got when I get home
>tell them
>tfw they must have google it because now they think i'm gay and implying that they don't care what my sexuality is
at least it was better than the movie.

If you think about it like that you will never come out, you'll always be worrying about "oh no what will my mom's brother's daughter's school teacher think about me being gay" - fuck everyone else and live your life how you want to live it.
I'm assuming you're young, take advantage of your youth now and don't waste it away because it doesn't get better, you're just getting older and uglier and as a gay man you need to cling to your youth and looks.

Faggot

I’m a little jealous of you. The guys around here aren’t attractive or nice, and I wish I had a best friend I could scratch “that itch” with. Finish in him, make out, go back to bong rips and goldeneye. Good for you.

Yeah man that's what makes me wish I was full on gay for that bromance but there's still a big part of me wishing for female companionship, maybe it fulfills more in some way but itll never be as chill

I gave on them a long time ago. But I do prefer them sexually so I understand the desire for a female companion. That said if I could marry the two and find a tomboy that’d be nice. I think I’m in a bromance period right now. I even mulled over the idea of starting a discord for people like us on Yea Forums in hopes of finding one.

If you start that discord you will find nothing but despair

I understand the sentiment though

Thanks, I'm 19

He was bi

I figured as much which is why I balked at the idea. Wish me luck in my search, and good luck in yours!

I watched this with my grandma not realizing it would be Blue Is the Warmest Colour but with dudes. I knew what the premise was but wasn't expecting certain scenes.

Gay kino coming through. No lewd scenes either, just romantics.

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That sounds like hell, what did she think

that dad wasn't gay goddammit

Were they gay?

bi for sure
In the book he's much more bi too

Why the fuck is faggot shit pushed so hard but any lesbianism is never mainstreamed? I don't get it. The only lesbian film I've seen ever get popular was "The Color Blue" or some shit and the only reason I can think of is that the two dykes weren't that attractive.
Where the FUCK is my Kat Dennings and Chrsitaina Hendricks muff diving fest?

shit my brother hates fags but I still told him I'm bisexual, he doesn't say jack shit about it

Oh she liked it. She's the very progressive type and is always down to watch kino with me. It was just really awkward. Especially during the peach scene.

Zoomer detected

You're joking right? Because lesbians are annoyingly pushed everywhere. Particularly in science fiction.

this so much.
Also:
Literally no chemistry between any of the actors and the main character can't act for shit. Tom Holland would have been better. He is twinkish but looks legal.

I can't think of any recent, or even in the past, films that feature lesbianism that was up for an Oscar. This and Brokeback Mountain and Moonlight were all contenders.

>Tom Holland would have been better.

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faggots

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Sound like he's a sociopath...is he?
If so, spare her a lifetime of hurt - you say you like her, after all.

Nah he's just a dick

Who really likes sucking them apparently
kek

ayyyyy

"No"

Judi Dench would have been better. Anyone really.
I used Holland only as an example because he looks just like Mr. Anorexia but more mature

ELIO!
OLIVER!

Holland is 1,000 times better looking than Chalamet actually

THIS
Luca would have been cancelled forever had Olio been a young girl.

Said no one ever

I think so
Tim looks like a junkie and an asshole, but Tom seems chill and low key has a nice butt. Jesus their names are too similar.

Don’t be ashamed OP. You and your friend had something beautiful that should be treasured, not placed away in some dark corner of your memory.

Archie????? (-ω- ?)

Are you both retarded? OP’s friend is obviously bisexual.

We know
You can be bisexual and a dick

He's ugly as shit and can't act.

based
bad taste

They fucking hold hands and kiss you morally bankrupt demon.

Women can't into art.

Ya you're gay buddy

>Literally no chemistry between any of the actors
I disagree

it's their last day together so they're doing something new and fun.
I didn't fuck my girlfriend nonstop before we started doing long distance (first and last time I do that). there are many hours in a day

that doesn't invalidate anything that user said, it's even better, you can change your life while you still have a chance

one of my best friends took 25 years to come out, was basically asexual in his early twenties which is when you get sooooooo much fucking done

this

Pls more details OP, i live for these stories

I know that feeling, I ended up being one of the bridesmaids at my ex-girlfriend's wedding

so when I gave my speech, I'd already had a few drinks and I mentioned that the bride and the groom were both people I'd known "intimately," it was basically an outright admission

one middle aged woman came over to me after and said she felt really touched by my speech, she called it "very heartfelt," but I also saw her snapping pictures of my current girlfriend and I making out so Idk what was up with that

God, you literal faggots disgust me. Watch a real film like Carol. Female love in inherently tasteful and cinematic, while garbage films like Moonlight or CMBYN are pandering and exploitative and the only reason they get praise is because they pander directly to people like you. A good film doesn't have to pander.

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>I ended up being one of the bridesmaids at my ex-girlfriend's wedding

I’ll never understand how people get roped into things like this. I’d tell them to fuck off if I already hadn’t blocked their number.

Are you ashamed of being a dirty faggot?

but CMBYN is fun

Carol is so beautiful, it's the most emotionally correct movie involving lesbians ever made imo

I'm so glad being a homo. Being a heterofag seems so suffering and pointless, not to mention so normal and boring. Glad people are catching up and realizing what the master sexual orientation is.

>passing on your genes
>pointless
It's the sole purpose of life.

Good luck sucking dry and destroying the planet for that sole purpose.
The more I think about it, homosexuality seems more like nature correcting itself.

>i'm responsible for massive third-world countries and their overpopulation
Guess what, the West doesn't grow from domestic reproduction, it grows largely from immigration. It's a non-problem for civilized societies, and saying their natural reproduction is wrong and harmful while other countries, even massive countries like China with their historical one-child policy, continue to reproduce exponentially more is absolute bullshit. Your faggot ass wouldn't be here if your parents didn't have children, but that probably flies over your head.
Have children.

Life is what you make it

Some of us just aren’t built for it. We aren’t our parents. I want to spend my money on fun shit, not an 18 year std
You sound like this asshole

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>I want to be a selfish slob my entire life
>You sound like an asshole
Do you ever hear yourself?

How is it selfish to not have a child I don’t want. Selfish is women having a kid because they think it’ll fix their marriage or give them more money in a divorce. At least I know what I want out of life. Shitposting, vacations and toy collecting.

Get the fuck out you kike faggot. You don't like white babies?

lol that's the same purpose that a sponge has, I'd like to think we can do better

>other countries are doing a dumb thing, so let's do the same dumb thing to fix it
yeah great long-term strategy there

Yes, both Chalamet and the movie are very good