Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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>33
>Factory 33
Goddamn it, /alita/. We were JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS.
numerology and shit.
oh good I was just about to do it
do you think they banged tho
kill yourdselfs
SWAN
>I'm done waiting user, I'm taking the lead now
Based shaka brah
we did
did the girl participate?
No, she only recorded
I certainly hope so
I would have
God damn it Nendoroid Alita WHEN?
A nendo Alita would be way too cute, the world is not ready.
I hope there would be more Alita suffering in the sequel. I really enjoy seeing her in tears, it's like the cutest most adorable thing.
I really like when cute and good hearted people suffers
Can someone make a meme of Obi-Wan cutting Tanji in half or something? It would really make my day.
I got a better meme.
>I really like when cute and good hearted people suffers
You should go back to Arkahm.
Cuz we taking your women, hombre. 1519 style, baby.
Just finished reading Volume 3
WHAT THE FUCK WITH IDO AND ALITA
How will they adapt it in the sequel? They’re not pricks in the movie adaptation
might delete later but I felt cute in this idk
Are you drawing that?
Post pics from the fucking tv meetup, glad nobody wrote a manifesto etc
these are 10/10
Literally look at the OP dummy
I'm too lazy to Alita-ize the other 10000 pictures of us
It´s ok, fren.
After a couple more lifetimes your broken soul will eventually graduate to higher order emotions.
If by “bang” you mean we had a wonderful time from start to finish and /healed/ irl, then yes
The only banged that happened was an user teaching me how to do the Alita choke move
Hey guys, the listings are finally up on OfferUp in case you wanna buy the cans.
Part of an action figure I'm designing. It's gonna have a scanned on face. These images are the failed attempts at making a transparent face to be scanned on a headsculpt.
Audible keks
Those panzer beers got me feeling some type of way user
g a p p
someone post transparent agen Ks
not the other user but
suffering is necessary for drama, while i don't want to see Alita suffering, i want to see the journey of the hero and that involves her going through the valley of darkness.
The more darker she becomes, the more brighter she will shine afterwards.
SWAN SooOONg
Yeah, me too.
*pretends to drink*
KEEP IT UP K I FUCKING DARE YOU
>swan song
>not a swan song
>user? Please open the door? I'm sorry. I'm sorry my movie didn't beat Captain Marvel. I-I'm sorry we probably didn't break even. I-I tried my h-hardest. Isn’t 400m enough? Please? Let me in. Don't leave me in the rain. user? P-please don't leave me alone.
Is it sadposting time?
no
>Holden: You’re in a board, reading a thread when all of a sudden you click a picture…
>user: What one?
>H: What?
>A: What thread?
>H: /alita/ but It doesn’t make any difference what thread, it’s completely hypothetical.
>A: But, how come I’d be there?
>H: Maybe you’re fed up with the Disney. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see Alita, user. She’s crying in the rain…
>A: Alita? Who’s that?
>H: You know what a good movie character is?
>A: Of course!
>H: Same thing.
>A: I’m a pleb and I’ve never seen a good movie. But I understand what you mean.
>H: You’re in your car and she’s tapping on the window. She wants to be let in but you don’t open the door, user.
>A: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they copy-pasta them for you?
>H: Alita keeps tapping on the window, her hair is getting soaked in the freezing rain, crying as she keeps tapping but she can’t get in the car. Not without you unlocking the door. But you’re not unlocking the door.
>A: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I’M NOT UNLOCKING THE DOOR?!
>H: I mean you’re not unlocking the door! Why is that, user?...
>H: They’re just questions, user. In answer to your query they’re copy-pasta for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?
there's another user who is going to the LA one tonight
he missed your meetup like a goober because he didn't find out about it
so he's bummed but I said he should find one of you so he can connect or whatever
I'm going to try to find the other focoanon to see if he ever wants to meet up
>sadposting just as prime comfyposting hours arrive
no more
>"hey man where's my cut"
>gets cut
Camarones pottery
no please
>I'll save you! Take my hand!
>Directed by Cameron.
I'd offer but I'm 3 hours out from LA and really don't wanna make the drive again
he really is a genius it's not just a meme
This is potentially the most exciting thing on that guy's Twitter feed. I think everyone is going to make an Alita anyway, but official skins would be so cool.
Get ready, it's about to hurt.
>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
We cute
>user? I feel like I'm fading. Please hold my hand, I'm scared.
What are they called can seem to find the listing?
>"watch her die"
>watches "her" die.
oof
>Why do I have to go? Don't you want me here?
>I want us to be a team again
>I won't help you build monsters
>I wanna be a hunter-warrior
>no
>but we could be a team!
>no!
I guess Ido just isn't a team player.
did anyone wear the cyborg prosthetic things for a photo
when I went I put on the Nova goggles and the arm
>Both of the women in his life only want to promote death for their own gain.
Being Ido is suffering.
I have one with novagoggles, two cyberarms, and voiceanon has the heart
I haven't compiled these but there must be over 10
>Help me hold on, user. Please... Just one more day... one more hour...
well I didn't know if anyone exchanged any contact info or anything
I hope one of you went full Alita when you met voiceanon.
>So you ARE a girl
Type in Alita and You'll see them. Newest two listings.
compliments to your crew
Voiceanon gave out her discord
>discord
Nah, everyone was pretty nice. Nobody was weird about it.
Oh yea I see them now, was trying to see if offer up would ship to europe but considering i had to use a VPN to even view the site, I'd thought the chances would be slim.
I gave the meetup anons my heart
damn that is way bigger than it should be
It's US shipping only. Send me an email to alitasings dot com and we can figure out international shipping. Aussie or UK?
he just has a small hand user
Got a new K
>mein negar
Light only shines in the Dark.
Alita, you are so cute when you cry.
Im a manlet bro
But of all the prosthetics the hand was pretty based
gotchur heart bro
From the UK and okay will do, I'll probs email you some time tomorrow maybe? But I'm off to sleep for now, keep comfy user.
I'm stupid. The email is my name.
These are so good please keep making them
Is Yea Forums still pretending this thing wasn't Ready Player One 2.1 or are these threads just 100% waifu posting now?
How does it feel that there's SO MANY tasteless zoomers on this board these days that a movie as offensive to cinema as Alita can sustain a general for this long?
We all definitely need to do this again for the sequel. It was a great time
Didn’t get to know you as well as the other anons drawfren, but it was still a pleasure. Sequel meetup in the near future!
>Proofreading all day.
>No real progress.
How do people write entire books again?
Haha,I was gonna say when I was saving the address, I didn't even know how that would work.
of course, fren
Mine now
Hunter warriors are solitary predators
They just go with the flow then get someone else check or go back through chapters to check for general continuity.
Usually when you get really invested in your story the words start flowing, you zone out, and you don’t even think about it anymore
>Opening scene when Alita first walks outside the clinic...
>Giant motorball court behind her.
>Zalem on the otherside.
>Contrasting in the two directions her life could go. Happiness or revenge.
>what planet are you from
mars
>where's my cut
gets cut
>I wouldn't want to be that guy
becomes that guy
>hey Zapan watch the furniture
Alita breaks a table with his face
>bitch broke my nose
she'll cut your damn face off
>Ido couldn't save his daughter from a murderous former Motorballer
saves Alita from Grewishka who was a former Motorballer
>Ido wipes Alita's tear away
Chiren wipes Ido's tear away
>I'd give you my heart
uses her heart to keep him alive
>Screwhead is our most deadly hunter-warrior
Screwhead follows Alita almost all the way to the church
>if I had a body like yours I'd climb to Zalem right now
gets a cyber body and immediately tries to climb to Zalem
>flashback on the moon
later she looks at the moon while holding the stuffie
>you do not deserve such a weapon
she takes it from him at the end
>Zapan cares the most about his face
so that's what Alita cuts off
>shot of Alita's doll hands, shot her berserker hands
shot of Hugo's janky cyber hands
what am I missing
Fucking lol I hope Zapan lines were shared
Nobody did any lines, not even voiceanon
a shame, really
This
>saves Alita from Grewishka who was a former Motorballer
Alita becomes a murderous motorballer.
One word at a time. Speaking of I'll hopefully have something comfy up tonight.
I put it through grammarly. 200+ issues. Ha ha. Kill me.
> still feels like just a dream I got to meet anons from all walks of life at the Alita experience
In Yea Forums we get labelled robots, but you’re all the most human people I’ve ever met
Jesus that's sweet, how did i miss this
One of the anons did a really good grewishka impersonation
Ok but go see the movie tho
Whoever you are, enjoy your cans
Of course! We definitely gotta meet up sometime again, desu. it was super cool meeting everyone
Oh yeah...I'm super forgetful.
>Ido saves her from a car.
Later stops for a bike without even looking.
>incoming writefag comf
hit me with that sweet sauce, chief
>Motorballs scrimmage has three acts. First Alita is clumsy and makes mistakes, then she has fun but has a painful setback, then takes shit serious and fucks someone up.
>Entire movie is like that.
...
It's "not the furniture" not "watch the furniture", I checked today.
>afraid she's gonna cut you lose?
She gets his head cut lose from his body
>I'll claw my way up there with my bare hands if I have to.
Gets sent to Zalem with just her hands.
Y-you too.
Now I gotta figure out where to get the candles
> We don’t belong anywhere except together
None of us belong anywhere, except here, together
>Hey everyone this is Alita!
>Both his friend's smiles instantly fade in that instant because they know she might get dismembered later.
A Mexican shop, maybe
Does anyone have the oc with Alita doing the nazi salute on the mirror and Landa laughing?
You could still count it since alita breaks the table with his face.
>It's where I used to live.
>It's where you're going to die.
Anyone got that picture of her as an angel holding the blue flaming sword?
I'd print that onto a candle.
>come home after literally a 2 hour break
>see this fresh OC
I feel blessed to be a part of something so great
i love you all so much
I might have it
was it fan art or official
I don't think I've even seen the image on this candle Before
There better be some kissing in this comfy one
>All guns are outlawed, punishable by death. Anything that challenges Zalem.
>Later Zalem allows the use of a gun in motorball to kill Alita because Nova wants to kill her/she's a bigger threat.
Sounds pretty fanart
Landa did nothing wrong.
it ain't much but it's honest work
Yes, that one, that'd probably look great on a candle.
It was this edit.
Printing onto a candle isn't hard, all you need is a printer that can handle wax paper and a hair dryer.
NO BOOP!
>the guy using the gun gets killed
>Hugo realizes that Alita can’t save him from his death.
>”thank you... for saving me”
>he stays calm and says this so she couldn’t think everything she did was in vain
they write and write and then have an editor go over it and then keep writing and repeat.
You're a monster user.
More than a few writers are mentally ill
I think he meant saving him from himself, from the life he had. He clearly felt a lot of guilt in the end.
Frens
>Alita stops Ido from kill Grew and his gang.
>Kills the entire gang.
I didn't realize the Mark of Zalem was a crudely carved swastika, Herr Doktor.
this general is unironically redeeming Yea Forums. if we make it to a sequel (won't happen for years) i have said before and i will say it again, i'll get 50+ tickets for tv fags. fucking great community we have here and i hope we continue to pump out OC and remain anonymous
thank you friend, may alita bless you
and so is her, you know it, you know shy and cute girls are hiding monsters in them
Home isn’t a literal place, it’s where you can be yourself, happy
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Collection of the best action from this absolute kino
Great, we can compare notes.
Honestly user, why do you bash something you hold so much prejudice for. Please watch the movie then come back and trash if you like.
>lots of cut
>dark
It didn't look quite this bad in the theatre, but it's nothing special, and it had no emotional impact.
Same applies to Alita
Well, now I know not to watch this at all. Thanks user.
it's more than I can do user. I can barely stitch together shitty pixlr edits. Have no idea where to begin begin with something as good as a webm or even a gif.
Why did they have to kill the fucking dog?
>missing out on pure kino
Your loss, chad
>he stays calm and says this so she couldn’t think everything she did was in vain
they both knew he was about to die but he proved himself to be a good guy by doing that.
At least watch the movie before attempting to criticise it.
wanna know something?
you guys are alright
We all know McTeague saved him and he became a hell hound.
gee thanks
I'm sure I'll make it somehow being /comfy/ with this thread.
You too frog
It's effective.
The writers are sick and twisted
I'm probably going to do this tomorrow, all I need to do is buy some candles.
About t heard out to work. There better be some comfy oc by the time I get back.
>Panzer Kunst was invented for zero g combat.
>She can't actually use anti-gravity.
How watches this trash?!?!?! lmao
I don’t know, but I can never rewatch it now
Shouldn't me more than an hour away friend.
it was invented for machine bodies numbknuts
Rare reaction Alita
It was invented for machine bodies to effectively fight in all environments, including zero g. Of course there is no zero g combat yet, the movie is set entirely on earth.
freshly squeezed
this gif is better than that entire video
nice
Smug banter Kansas bar Alita is best Alita
>I'm not your daughter.
>Thank you, father.
No alita
No life
doggo is alive user
they shared a clip on twitter or somewhere
we need more reaction images like this when shitposters come to 'attempt' to derail us.
>pic related is my favorite to use
>no 400m
i meant this to be vaporwave text for extra tomfoolery but it didn't come through so yeah
Not canon. Resurrecting the dog removes the impact of its death.
WTF I love alita now
try it again with text user don't give up
Alitawave is something I didn’t know I needed
It depends on if you consider official advertising as part of the canon.
He was justified in saying no to both of them, especially Chiren, what a massive cunt for trying to kill Alita. Felt no remorse when her fate was revealed.
I don't need your permission to post.
I guess Alita CAN'T use other forms of martial arts!!! Ugh, movie RUINED! I can't enjoy this movie or character or setting ever again!!!! You Win user! I was defeated by facts and LOGic!
this is one of the best ones
one of the heavily underrated themes int he movie is Ido's general sense of regret. it comes across constantly that he wishes he could start life afresh in the way Alita has. it's also a flaw though because he doesn't fully appreciate how lonely not knowing who you are is. it rounds his character out really well.
I hate/love the obvious *SPLAT* sound. Was there anything left over for McTeague to fix up? Waiting for the sequel
Because threatening a child like he did in the manga wouldnt move audiences in the current year.
Fool. The only reason you're posting here is because I've allowed it. But if you test me this could very well change.
it is the best one
>filename
Others might. Peaches, for instance. Or writefag.
my boy fucking GETS it; this is his whole character in a nutshell.
get em Peach
well the dog super died in the anime
like dead dead
So is violently sodomizing an infant on screen, but that doesn’t make it any less tasteless
Kill a child > kill a dog > threaten a child. They obviously can't kill a child in PG-13 so I'm glad they went with the dog.
If I am kill by the factory someone needs to continue my legacy.
the first volume of the manga is good but mukaku is so fucking goofy
Tryin bud.
>23 pages
>Resurrecting the dog removes the impact of its death.
Not really, since the purpose is to show what a callous and petty individual he is and get Alita riled.
Now if they did that to hugo, Id agree.
the chad Jashugan
Fucking madman.
you're a madman
>FIVEONTHE
>madmind
he's like one part terrifying and one part super bizarre
like what is that boar head computer codpiece thing he wears
The impact is me never watching the movie again, so I’d say that’s a good thing
WE ALL FUCKING KNOW MCTEAGUE SAVED HIM AND HE BECAME THE TOUGHEST MOST HARDEST WORKING HELLHOUND OK?
yeah I saw it with my sister and she's a vet assistant so right when the film ended I immediately pulled it up on my phone
yeah it's hard to see him as threatening. I prefer Grew who is still a brute but is actually pretty intelligent and calculating.
>doesn't attack Alita first, sends his underlings
>gets an upgrade and goads Alita into a fight
>keeps taunting her until she launches at him
>waits until the very end to make a sneak attack that might've worked if she didn't have the Damascus blade.
Relatable
>I'LL HAVE A CLUB SANDWICH, TWO PIECES OF CAKE, DO YOU WANT ANY CAKE? MAKE THAT THREE PIECES OF CAKE-
oh I found the video
Gimme a taste, boss.
>WE ALL FUCKING KNOW MCTEAGUE SAVED HIM AND HE BECAME THE TOUGHEST MOST HARDEST WORKING HELLHOUND OK?
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
It's all or nothing with me.
glad somebody saved that old ass post. The Rebel Wilson flick might be the single most annoying trailer I've had to sit through 16 times. I think the MiB one is kinda fun :c
this is ACTUALLY the writing process no joke
the way grew delivers lines which should be totally silly is actually menacing purely because of rorsarch's great performance
I want the man who became a god so bad. The fight between him and Alita was possibly my favorite one in the comics.
But just for fun, why not? This is the first draft. I'm still in the process of revising so no judgerino please.
>She struggled not to yawn.
>“It seems our very own Battle Angel is in trouble now!”
>“Honestly,” Alita murmured, slipping by again, relying entirely on her ingrained training to dodge and putting no real effort into the matter, “I’m not.”
>In fact, she felt so horrendously bored she could skate backward and still have no problems. On a whim, she did so.
>The other motorball racer stood twice as tall as her and, for some disgusting reason, had boar tusks.
>“I’m gonna cave your skull in!”
>Alita snorted and raised an eyebrow, zig-zagging effortlessly through the attacks, “I couldn’t understand what you’re saying. What was that?”
>“I said I’m gonna cave your skull in!”
>“I’m sorry? It’s the teeth. They mangle everything you say.”
>The other pig-man-looking-thing roared, raised up the ball as far as it could go, and yanked it down intending to splatter Alita.
>She dropped the ball and braked on one foot, her wheels screeching loudly. The flail smashed behind her. With her other foot, she wrapped the chain, pulled it to her hand, spun it up, and sent the spiked weight right back at Mister Piggy Teeth.
>“Just look at that expression!” the announcer bellowed over the public announcement system, “We’ll get a good look at it as soon as his head lands!”
can we all acknowledge that the user on the far left of OPs pic is fucking built like a linebacker
SMUGlita is so good this is a niche which definitely needs exploring.
/alita/ only attracts chads
it's a small detail but I love how he basically exhales with every line. It just adds subconsciously to how gigantic he is and how threatening he is.
>"I knew you wouldn't wait for your fate to find you, little flea. Get up. - exhale"
>"it's where I used to live - exhale".
You could say he got a-head of her.
the LA meetup proved Alitabros/sister are /fa/ and /fit/ approved.
one of the behind the scenes interviews pointed out that he speaks out of the corner of his mouth a lot and i really thought it came through in the difference between grew himself talking and Nova speaking through him
Aside from this, it was very kino
did you say last thread this was kino gtfo of here bich
You're not alone. I hope RR can make the action look as hype as it was for me reading it. Best arc in the series.
I think the Colosseum was kind of a cyborg WWE with gigantic bodies and flashy weapons, so goofy stuff like the boar computer fits in with that. I think one of those guys is actually guarding Vector when Alita and Hugo go to confront him in his office, and Alita smashes him without even breaking a sweat because he just looked imposing and didn't know how to actually fight.
you know say what you will about some of kishiro's decisions when writing the world itself is really incredible
I like it.
I'm just glad I'm not the only one lifting around here.
Alita rekindled my love of fitness and martial arts.
>Makaku over Grewishka
ISHYDDT
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Song for Alita.
I'm trying to scrape my way to above a consistent 1/2/3/4 for mid year before I head to a wedding. It helps to think about the grind which Alita went though without giving up.
Wrong song user, it's this one
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No, it was like a cancerous tumor. And this was like a tumor growing inside the tumor.
If we do not proceed to other threads, if we do not turn into a pony-like cancer. That is long.
Reminder that Manga Hugo had a better character exposition than Film’s Hugo, but in terms of interaction the latter is way better
this is the correct answer.
tough tits, I'm doing just that.
trying to be more serious about gym shit. I'm naturally lean so building mass is difficult but I'm for the first time in my life retaining some weight and can actually feel pecs developing. It's new for me and very encouraging. Most exercise I would get is riding
a bike for 5 or more miles every few days.
I paid 25,000 won (like 20 dollars) to see it in IMAX. Maybe you should try watching RP1 and then this piece of cinematic vomit and reevaluate your taste.
The whole point of Yuga in the movie is that he changes for her
From what I hear this doesn't seem to happen in the manga at all
you are... more or less correct. Yugo is kind of a prick but at least we're never unsure of what his goals are. Hugo is sympathetic and relatable.
oh shit disregard that user I am buzzed and misread pls don't hate me
Hahahahahaha very funny (sarcasm)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
he does but its kinda awkwardly done
>what's the matter user?
>do you want a hug?
>you know I'm always here for you
pls, me ears
>watching RP1
Looked and forgot.
I am too old for this kind of fan service.
FUCK YOU SPIC FOR EATING THIS GARBAGE!!!!!!. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SUBHUMAN FRIENDS THAT CONSUME SHIT LIKE THIS ON A DAILY BASIS ROT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!!!
>I'M GONNA KILL THIS FOOL!
I'm truly sorry user, but you are beyond healing.
Can Jai Courtney actually pull off playing the King of Kings?
Easy agent.
Stick to the baseline.
These posts bring me great joy. I hope it's still Jerome fuming and not just alitafags imitating jerome for laughs.
are you ok
Ooh, where did you find this in color?
>pony-like
Probably the worst thing that can happen to a fan base.
It is better to disappear like tears in the rain than to turn into this rotting horse body, stained with sperm.
>C'mon, you buy and sell parts all day long!
>Doesn't want to sell her heart.
crossingavoid.com
He has quite a few colored Alita pages
>doesn't actually buy any parts
>It's saturday night user, wtf are you doing here come hang out with us
That's Alita. She's a hunter-warrior scanning for her mark. I wouldn't want to be that guy.
>I don't need all this crap! Especially this one (The helmet, during the scene with Ido bundling her up for her first motorball match.)
>The helmet saves her from getting her head crushed later.
pretty much. I would hate for our community to devolve into that. It's a shuffling corpse of what it used to be.
I used to post on there maybe 4 years ago or so and even then, I couldn't tell where genuine interest began and horrid autism began. I stuck to a nightly alcoholics thread we had going because it wasn't really show related.
THE VERY FACT THAT THIS GENERAL EXISTS IS PROOF THAT Yea Forums REAL NAME IS KEKCHAN!. YOU NIGGERS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. YOU GIVE A NEW DEFINITION TO THE PHRASE "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
YOU SUBHUMAN FILTH GOBBLE UP SHIT FOR YOUR JEWISH OVERLORDS WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT IT. JEWS WERE RIGHT!!
YOU ARE GOYIM, HUMAN TRASH.
WHAT
>what planet are you from
mars
WHAT
>where's my cut
gets cut
WHAT
>I wouldn't want to be that guy
becomes that guy
WHAT
>hey Zapan watch the furniture
Alita breaks a table with his face
WHAT
>bitch broke my nose
she'll cut your damn face off
WHAT
>Ido couldn't save his daughter from a murderous former Motorballer
saves Alita from Grewishka who was a former Motorballer
WHAT
>Ido wipes Alita's tear away
Chiren wipes Ido's tear away
WHAT
>I'd give you my heart
uses her heart to keep him alive
WHAT
>Screwhead is our most deadly hunter-warrior
Screwhead follows Alita almost all the way to the church
WHAT
>if I had a body like yours I'd climb to Zalem right now
gets a cyber body and immediately tries to climb to Zalem
WHAT
>flashback on the moon
later she looks at the moon while holding the stuffie
WHAT
>you do not deserve such a weapon
she takes it from him at the end
WHAT
>Zapan cares the most about his face
so that's what Alita cuts off
WHAT
>shot of Alita's doll hands, shot her berserker hands
shot of Hugo's janky cyber hands
>ywn make Alita giggle as much as Bugs could
No way. He seems terribly miscast.
Somehow that hurts more than it should.
kek
>THIS IS ALITA. SHE'S GOT MY BACK. I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER. HER SWORD IS HONED TO A MONOMOLECULAR EDGE. IT TRAPS THE HEART OF HER FANS.
>Look, this is Alita.
>Hunter Warrior.
>Tracking down its prey.
>Oh, I do not envy this guy ...
being funny enough to make girls laugh is basically a superpower, user. Usually I have that skill but Bugs is in a whole other league.
>he could
based
I double dog dare you motherfucker say what one more god damn time
did you see the movie or not
color-user pls color this
I think he died when they blocked us in Australia. Same with the guy who was playing the PS1 game.
BASED! THANK YOU FOR TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THESE FAGS
His sin were to heavy for him to live
god damn it
TAKE THE SHOT ALITA
END ME
>crossingavoid.com
holy fuck these are gorgeous
>But I love you!
>Who am I gonna cuddle with if you die?
but a bad tumor not a cute tumor like Alita
new bread when?
fucking kek, best post
>SO I GOT TO TOWN
WHAT
>WENT TO THE STORE
WHAT
>GOT ME A MONSTER
WHAT
>GOT ME TWO MONSTERS
WHAT
>GOT ME THREE MONSTERS
WHAT
>GOT ME CHOCOLATE
WHAT
>WENT TO THE CINEMA
WHAT
>GOT ME TICKETS TO ALITA
WHAT
>GOT MY BUDDIES TICKETS TO ALITA
WHAT
>GOT ME POPCORN
WHAT
>WENT UPSTAIRS
WHAT
>SAT DOWN
WHAT
>ENJOYED THE MOVIE
WHAT
>NEXT WEEK
WHAT
>ENJOYED THE MOVIE AGAIN
WHAT
>AND AGAIN
WHAT
>AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE BOOMER FINN SAID SO
yikes
next time warn us first
>"NO, STOP-DON'T DO IT"
it's what Brie wants user!
But then she hugg u instead
>I'm gonna bite that tongue if you don't stop that.
OK I'M OUT OF THE WAY
NOW TAKE THE SHOT AND END HER
don't even test me user, I've got the big gun
what planet are you from
Hot. She'll stop but, uh, by the way, I won't so... uh...
>I DO NOT STAND BY, IN THE PRESENCE OF BRIE!
that is a sizeable gun
choco scene was so cute
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
>We hit image limit
Fuck.
This is the last picture, fitting
>that lip succ
>VECTOOOOOOOOOOR!
>Doesn't actually move on a vector to get away.
They tell you in the manga.
Manga Hugo gives you answers.
Movie Hugo leaves you with questions
>why did he want to go up to Zalem?
>how did he meet Vector?
If there's a Dollar Tree near you, you can get plain white jar candles for $1 each. You can buy them online too. dollartree.com
>real Rosa eating real chocolate looks less real than CGI Alita eating CGI chocolate
Your kind *_should_* be lined up for target practice. Chinesse cartoons coming to the west IS a mistake.
Myspace ironically has more high IQ users than 90% of the underage users that post here on redditchan.
>But this movie is keeeeeeeeennnnnnnoooohhhhhh!!!
>It says something about life
>I felt feelings I never felt before
>Pepe and wojack me mays
>Bread and circusbilled
>I'm gay and from reddit, how do you do ?
Fuck off a cliff and die pls! Your death can make this shithole (and any other shithole) a less shittier place. Be the change you want to see!
>Finish the mission. Destroy Disney.
unfortunately for Yugo, he's not sympathetic. He just seems like a crummy, using 'bf'. We might not know exactly 'why' Hugo wants to go to Zalem but it doesn't really matter in the end. He's there for Alita to mature and he realizes only too late that his 'dream' was not a worthwhile one at all.
hugo > yugo
your use of asterixes and underscores is fascinating
New bread when?
>why did he want to go up to Zalem
There is better than in this garbage.
>how did he meet Vector
He collected spare parts for players.
Strange not to know the Chief.
fresh bread ->
IT’S GOING TO BURN IF YOU KEEP TOO MUCH TIME INSIDE THE OVEN
I wonder how much you hurt?
I was actually planning on transferring directly to the candle itself. It's a pretty painless process
sewforsoul.blogspot.com
you stop this now and don't ever start again