>be peter parker
>she keeps giving you this look in school
what do?
>be peter parker
>she keeps giving you this look in school
what do?
rub one off, of course
Take the QT home with me, and give her a taste of my webbing if you catch my drift
*lose all sphincter control*
Gotta go.
say hi
Ask her if she wants to erect my monument
Peter...
>turdskin
Colonize her loins
Too bad BASED Tom only wants RED HOT COCK.
Tell the crack whore mutt to stop looking
Feel watched, get paranoid, sperg out, ruin it, like I always did. Seriously I'm 27 now and I think I can finally admit I have a SERIOUS problem being observed. I fucking HATE knowing people are watching me
Is Birdman Spidermans uncle now?
i was like this, but then i started working out at the gym, i had to endure the situation and fix my problems
try doing the same
Stop stalking me you ugly shitskin mutt.
why am I attracted to tomboy mutts
Tell the police there's a gypsy in my school.
Based and chimppilled
Clearly I'm in the wrong universe. My MJ is a WHITE redhead.
Come up to this boy and ask if he's gay
Nothing. I'm not attracted to niggers
Who gives a fuck she's still hot.
mulatto
build a Lego death star
Explain the evil of racemixing in no uncertain terms.
Leave school.
I have fucking super powers I ain't wasting my time here.
One Drop Rule
>If a person has a single drop of black blood in them they are black.
This is a good rule because black genes are so poisonous that they kill anything good the white genes did for the mixing of races.
drop spaghetti at the caramel beauty
Look the other way. I'm fucking SPIDERMAN, I'm gonna colonize a pureblood nigress from Ghana, not some New York mutt.
>pablo.jpg
don't give a shit because the other blackie is 10x hotter
>thinks the Empire Strikes Back is a "really old movie"
>builds a Lego Death Star
Also a nerd like Pete wouldn't think of ESB as "really old"
this. I can tolerate them if they have more white features, but its a known fact black mixed races look very mutty, its simply not attractive to me
She's slowly becoming one of my faves.
I'm with ya. I think she's gorgeous, even if I'd prefer a nordic blonde beauty ideally.
shoot hot cum