Be peter parker

>be peter parker
>she keeps giving you this look in school

what do?

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rub one off, of course

Take the QT home with me, and give her a taste of my webbing if you catch my drift

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*lose all sphincter control*

Gotta go.

say hi

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Ask her if she wants to erect my monument

Peter...

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>turdskin

Colonize her loins

Too bad BASED Tom only wants RED HOT COCK.

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Tell the crack whore mutt to stop looking

Feel watched, get paranoid, sperg out, ruin it, like I always did. Seriously I'm 27 now and I think I can finally admit I have a SERIOUS problem being observed. I fucking HATE knowing people are watching me

Is Birdman Spidermans uncle now?

i was like this, but then i started working out at the gym, i had to endure the situation and fix my problems

try doing the same

Stop stalking me you ugly shitskin mutt.

why am I attracted to tomboy mutts

Tell the police there's a gypsy in my school.

Based and chimppilled

Clearly I'm in the wrong universe. My MJ is a WHITE redhead.

Come up to this boy and ask if he's gay

Nothing. I'm not attracted to niggers

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Who gives a fuck she's still hot.

mulatto

build a Lego death star

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Explain the evil of racemixing in no uncertain terms.

Leave school.
I have fucking super powers I ain't wasting my time here.

One Drop Rule
>If a person has a single drop of black blood in them they are black.

This is a good rule because black genes are so poisonous that they kill anything good the white genes did for the mixing of races.

drop spaghetti at the caramel beauty

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Look the other way. I'm fucking SPIDERMAN, I'm gonna colonize a pureblood nigress from Ghana, not some New York mutt.

>pablo.jpg

don't give a shit because the other blackie is 10x hotter

>thinks the Empire Strikes Back is a "really old movie"
>builds a Lego Death Star
Also a nerd like Pete wouldn't think of ESB as "really old"

this. I can tolerate them if they have more white features, but its a known fact black mixed races look very mutty, its simply not attractive to me

She's slowly becoming one of my faves.

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I'm with ya. I think she's gorgeous, even if I'd prefer a nordic blonde beauty ideally.

shoot hot cum

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