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>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: HOUSE OF WAX (1953)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: An associate burns down a wax museum with the owner inside, but he survives only to become vengeful and murderous.

IMDB RATING: 7.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 72% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (20 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

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This show is garbage.

oops, wrong fucking image. mega kek.


Tonight's Movie: House of Wax
Year: 1953
Director: André De Toth
Writers: Crane Wilbur (screenplay), Charles Belden (story)


Description: Vincent Price plays the menacing Professor Henry Jarrod, in a role that would solidify his reputation as the creepiest man in Hollywood. With everything from cancan girls to rubber paddleballs finding their way into the audience, 'House of Wax' takes full advantage of the novel 3-D stereoscopic process.

FEATURING:

Vincent Price ... Prof. Henry Jarrod
Frank Lovejoy ... Det. Lt. Tom Brennan
Phyllis Kirk ... Sue Allen
Carolyn Jones ... Cathy Gray
Paul Picerni ... Scott Andrews
Roy Roberts ... Matthew Burke
Angela Clarke ... Mrs. Andrews
Paul Cavanagh ... Sidney Wallace
Dabbs Greer ... Sgt. Jim Shane
Charles Bronson ... Igor (as Charles Buchinsky)
Reggie Rymal ... The Barker

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 28 min
Format: 35mm Side-by-Side Anamorphic (KINO)
Ratio: 1.37:1
Color: WarnerColor

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MY BODY IS READY

Poster

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Your moms stretched out dump hole was garbage when I sent her a personal check after I banged her last night

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love this movie

vincent price and caroline jones!

>that image

I guess Dr Now is a fan of the goolie

giv wonder milkers

IM ALL JUICED UP AND READY

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CLEAR THE AIR LINES!!!!!

CLEAR THE FUCKIN AIR LINES!!!!!

AND THE BOWLING LANES!!!!!!!!!

Prepare you anus for KINO boys.

I didn't see the usual pic and I panicked.
BASED SVEN

>edited for time

off to torrent the full version then....

lol

>dem Cleopatra titties

noice

So the question is … would you fuck a wax figure?

>Interlaced tape transfer frame doubled up to ~48 / ~60 FPS

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9/10 would suck

I was gonna say something....I didn't know if they did it to the other movies and stuff too or just some shows

I know they changed MASH

I think its cause its in 3d

>americans watch this show so they can feel better about being very overweight instead of severely overweight

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Sven isn't THAT fat

lmao stupid canadian can't even read

Wrong thread bruh, I accidentally posted the wrong image

2-3 threads a week and I still manage to fuck them up half the time, I swear

he fell for the 600 pound pleb filter.

Have a chair Wigga!!

He is burning my bitches!!

Wasn't once enough for Joan?

based and svenpilled

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Is this what its like when 2 gay guys fight?

dubs for double burned

this is one scoundrel bitch

He is just hanging around.

godawful laugh tho

This flick definitely has a strange look to it, like I am watching a play.

Did anyone watch the Joe Bob from last night? How was it?

Hey this isn't fatkino. You lied, you bastard.

Don't shake this hand, its the one that I beat off with.

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his assistants are total hipsters

I want to bang the wax belly dancer.

Peleton, Teeter and HD Vision keep MeTV in business.

joan is back for the 3rd buring

>Moving out of illinois to Wyoming
>Five whole months without Svengoolie /comf/

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LILLY LILLY LEGS

i cant tell if they are wax or real people

bumping channel 26 the U

they are real people, that's the plot

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, PERSONAL CHECKS!

me dumb you smart

they're NO PERSONAL CHECKS

DUBS FOR DOUBLE SPOILER

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so deep put her ass to sleep

bump

t. Landwhale