>Saturday night
Why are you here?
Saturday night
Oliver Lopez
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Julian James
Could ask you the same OP?
Isaiah Gray
Recovering from Friday night fucking your mother.
Anthony Torres
What I would give to kidnap Tom Hardy and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to seppuku, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
Adam Hernandez
based
Blake Sanders
Im at the bar shooting pool
Jonathan Harris
vid related
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Kayden Turner
I asked a girl out and she said no.
Kinos for slowly losing hope?
Adam Baker
Taking a shit at work
Brody Price
jannies have been deleting these threads. Fuck you janny go jump off a fucking cliff.
Ayden Howard
I'm too weird and weird looking to get a date I guess. After dui Ed class I watched 310 to Yuma and was disappointed, I've walked my dog a bunch of times, started original Diablo, played Spore till it crashed.
David Peterson
It’s 5:23 pm, I’m getting some wingstop (lemon pepper/ original) and drinking beers. Later I’ll get smashed with some vodka, chain smoke and practice my drawing though. Might play sekiro
Isaac Wood
Austin Clark
hi rookie
Brody Gutierrez
they're showing Matrix at my local kinoplex tonight for the 20th anniversary
thinking about going desu
Gabriel Torres
Just came back from seeing The Beach Bum. Got quite a few chuckles outa me
Xavier Brown
do it man it would look great on big screen
Parker Flores
good question. got to make preparations
Nicholas Williams
say no more
John Moore
>Saturday night
AND WE IN THE SPOT
DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
Jeremiah Allen
why did you drive drunk bro?
Samuel Phillips
I’m a fucking retard
Zachary Howard
i need a movie to watch so i'm wading through the capeshit-filled catalog to hopefully find something half decent
Ryder Myers
watch Her if you havent already. It’s very good imo
Juan Cooper
i have no friends
what else can i do without friends on a weeknight, except stay in? serious question
Easton Rivera
checkout paddleton. Hate to admit but I came to know it from the RLM video but turns out its actually decent.
Joseph Carter
drunk make you stupid
and here's the thing about stupid people: they do stupid things
Owen Butler
go to a normie beach
Ian Rogers
alright i will
Wyatt Hughes
by myself and at night?
i don't live near one either
Caleb Martin
I like to ease my pain with booze and my friend kept buying me shots
Logan Sanders
i’m here killing time just waiting for my gf to get ready so we can head out
Julian Clark
Fellow dui bro here cant drive so stuck at home i live in the country
Dominic Walker
Because I haven't left the house yet. I'm going out at some point to get dinner and hit up Target to buy seltzer water and a Captain Marvel Funko Pop. I've been sitting here because I'm lazy but I can tell I'm gonna have to piss pretty soon so that'll get me up and moving.
Jacob Walker
biding my time until Wine-o-Clock and i start playing Fo4. not sure if i should continue building up The Castle for my Railroad run, or finalize my black trench wearing P.I. so i can run around the commonwealth with Nick solving crimes.
Andrew Flores
I still drive to work and I'll get a breathalyzer installed in my car soon so it's legal. If I didn't drive I couldn't make it to work in other towns and I'd lose my place.
Parker Long
Shitposting in between finishing up my flooring project
Ethan Moore
Also how's sobriety going?
Levi Sanchez
took 90mgs of adderall xr and currently playing through halo 2
Ayden Smith
Halo 2 is very nice but I'm not a fan of amphetamine. If I didn't have to be sober I'd smoke some ganja and drink some coffee right about now. Does anyone drink coffee? I've been saving a buck fiddy buying great value donut shop instead of trying Dunkin donuts. Is Dunkin over rated or am I missing out?
Grayson Williams
broke my arm, had a plate put in, high on pain meds
Aaron Adams
I miss her so fucking much. She made my life interesting: doing activities, eating at nice reataurants. Why the fuck did I break up with her. Now I don’t know what to say to coworkers on Monday mornings, I’m extremely embarassed to have not done anything all weekend
Samuel Gray
Sleeping off hangover from day drinking. Will likely go back out soon.
Camden Torres
i denied a job working at walmart as a cashier
Noah Walker
I'm always here
Michael Gonzalez
Underrated
Aaron Sanchez
same
John Sanchez
just be yourself
Jordan Howard
if you’re using a keurig you don’t care about cost effectiveness anyways
Easton Wood
I have: no friends, no life, do not work on Saturday's, and am in love with a celebrity so I spend most of my free time watching videos of her
Grayson Ramirez
>responding to Halo bullshit
>references somebody else to Yea Forums
How 'bout I reference you to this dick?
Xavier Foster
post one of the videos
Jaxon Perry
Don't give up, user.
You've already done better than 95% of the people here, you'll find someone eventually.
Bentley Harris
The plan was to get drunk, fap, then fall asleep to Star Trek or something. But there's no alcohol left. This sucks.
Michael Brooks
i'm sick with a stomach bug and have been puking for 24 hours straight.
why are YOU here, op?
Lincoln Lopez
Okay here you go
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Nicholas King
>The plan was to get drunk, fap, then fall asleep to Star Trek
tfw user reminds you that things could always be worse
Wyatt Kelly
Another saturday night and ain't got nobody, I got some money cuz my family sent me another ten grand
James Perez
iktf
Jack Campbell
I work from home now. What? You don't? user who's here every Friday/Saturday? Big dumb head user.
Lincoln Peterson
Date got postponed till tomorrow. I like her a lot though so it's ok. God I hope I don't fuck anything up.
Dominic Rodriguez
good, now you can be a social media influencer
Asher Green
shame he's not the flash anymore. when they got to the alternate universe stuff he could have easily played a female flash.
James Garcia
I'm waiting for my fucktard friend to eat so we can get fucking wasted. Last saturday I went out too. And the previous one too. And guess what? The previous one too. You jelly fuckos?
Nathan Anderson
just testing out my new Yea Forums pass
Jaxon Hughes
one game I have no problem with and the other is garbage zoomershit
Noah Nguyen
That report is not official and I'm still holding out hope that he still has the role
Camden Edwards
I had a long ass day watching the kids and taking them to a birthday party. In about 30 minutes, I'm going to sniff my wife's butt and fuck her. Good Saturday
Cameron Phillips
>mfw i regularly make up stories why i can't go out when in reality i just want to be /comfy/ with some vidja or movie
Alexander Davis
based virus BTFOing insect lovers
Xavier Myers
Been awake since 6.30 am because I moved to some shitty smaller apartment. I might go for some beers with some friend but it's gotta happen now or I'll pass the fuck out
Levi Walker
Yea
Noah Gomez
Yeah that shits over priced I'm on a budget
Logan Young
Well after mopping around for like a month for a thot that was stringing me along a friend invited me yesterday to her gf pre graduation ceremony, where I hooked up with a girl and got the number of another one. I'm quite happy actually.
Today I gotta work and I have night shift so I'm just making time shitposting here.
Adam Cook
faggot dicksucker
Easton Wilson
i'm just waiting before i head over to the store to pick up some booze so i can come home and get drunk while i shitpost some more
Gavin Phillips
Jace Lopez
>woken up at 2am
>neighbours apartment is on fire
>can't fall back asleep