STAR WARS EPISODE IX: SKYWALKERS
>I received a good old-fashioned scoop from one of our super secret spies who goes by the name of Fantomcat.
Into the trash.
Early April Fools joke.
Is that site still going, there was some fat ginger pervert that shilled for any studio that gave him a ticket to the premiere. Apparently he stank.
>Will of the Force
FINALLY a Star Wars rape movie
where have you been? star wars was raped 4 years ago
>website still using design from 1996.
Dammit, Harry. You could get a high schooler to set you up a Wordpress site with a better template than this in about an hour.
The total will be something that hints towards the end/death of the force
Why would you waste time posting lies?
Who’s Will?
he's Dave's cousin
Is this the face of a man that would lie to you?
>You could get a high schooler to set you up a Wordpress site with a better template than this in about an hour.
Then why can't you do it?
Having another Skywalker out there would almost be enough to redeem the ST for me.
kill yourself
I don't work that cheap, Harry.
Star Wars: Poopy butt
his beard and hair are reversed
>trying to pretend this franchise is about the Skywalkers when you spent the trilogy trying to kill and erase them
if you're good at something never do it for free
There are literally no Skywalkers left going by names...
What does that even mean
Not sure if I should share that, but I got some info a few months ago that it's going to be called "Sky Walkers", not "Skywalkers", for promos. But, well. Who knows.
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>STAR WARS EPISODE IX: SKYWALKERS
>only one living Skywalker who's actually called Solo and it turns out Solo was a name made up by an Imperial wageslave
It's really Supershadow, not Fantomcat.
APRIL FOOOOOOLZ LULZZZZ
>not Whill
It's like they aren;t even trying
he did nothing wrong desu
His name is Ben.
What on gods green earth is that? Surely that's from a film?
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Formerly Jar Jar's
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking kill yourself
kek
>There is another...
But Yoda was referring to Vader in that scene...
I heard it's called A Spark in the Dark
didnt Harry get #metoo'ed?
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