Bury me in tha oceans

Blacks cant swim the ocean swallows evil

I laughed

if his ancestors died in Africa how the fuck is he alive in America

DUNK ME IN THE KIDDIE POOL NIGGA

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christ imagine being the Jew that wrote this
I'd be jiggling my ass off

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>spend 2 weeks trying to shovel water
shieeet

I just saw this mediocre schlockfest a few weeks ago. Cant believe it got nominated for an AA lol.

>wakanda never did shit to protect blacks against europeans
>"hurr white men bad!"

It's funny because black people can't swim.

but they wouldnt be your ancestors if they didnt reproduce

Why wait until you're in the middle of the ocean? If you wanted to die instead of being a slave your captors would be pretty happy to oblige you long before you get on any boat.

RACIST CRACKA INCEL DETECTED

enjoy your aids

Because helping them would've exposed Wakanda
>watching comprehension

Bondage:
>chance of escape
>chance of a benevolent master
>get to plow colonizers with jungle fever
>hard work, builds body and character
>kinship with other slaves

Death:
>nigga you dead

I didn’t like this movie, but I don’t get how this line in particular has triggered such amusement.

>just roll me off the side of da boat my nigga

bury me beneath Chuck’s... like my ancestors who fucked and sucked

Just push me down the slip-n-slide.

With the seed n feed

you cannot get AIDS from kissing, virgin.

Obligatory.

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>you cannot get AIDS from kissing, virgin.
user i...

Hoe-lee fuck, Massa Satan onto sumfin

Based

Top kek

>FINAL SHOT
CUS THEY CANT SWIM LMAO

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Kek

based

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america was a mistake

Don't forget eat BALLER soul food with all your friends and family every night after a long exhausting (but rewarding) day in the sun working like your ancestors did, getting swol AF, then eating some nice bbq pig and cornbread along with grits and some contraband liquor with your buds before ploughing one of slave girls from across the plantation

fuck i wish i were a slave

But how...does one...bury one in water? Wouldn't it be submerge me in the ocean?

>Wakandian
>"Bury me in the ocean like my ancestors!"
...your acestors are buried in Wakanda, retardo

> Gamma blue Jordan retros.
Worth it.

CGI was shit. Wasn't as good as everyone praised it to be but it wasn't terrible. Nignog Panther was a compelling antagonist - would of been better without his insufferable ebonical niggernomic speech patterns, those were cringey.

It was alright.

it's a perfectly fine line, if a bit overwrought. the autists on here will latch onto anything though, it doesn't mean anything.

You even get a neat little house to chill in.

I think they had a cash injection at some point while putting it together. South Korea looked fine as did Serkis' arm thingy. Pretty much everything looked at least a little better than the ps2 fight.

AND you don't have to worry about taxes, finances, etc.

Absolute cringe.

>nominated
It won three, get rekt

Academy Awards have always been a meme, they're just dropping the curtain altogether now. Hopefully more people realise and the "prestige" surrounding them disappears.
But I doubt it, most people are stupid.

They didn't jump from the ships to commit suicide, they had no idea the depth or vast distance they would've had to swimlol, they were just trying to escape and drowned due to ignorance. Making this stupidity sound like a noble sacrifice is laughable.

Imagine being this mad because you can't find a way to make escaping prisoners look foolish.

>African royalty sold off their slaves to the Americas

What did they mean by this

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How does my post come across as if I'm mad? I absolutely found a way to make escaping prisoners look foolish. African people were not seafaring people and had no idea the vastness or depth of the ocean.

wtf user
>on a boat, look out
>see water everywhere
>no land in sight
doesn't take someone with an idea of its vastness or depth to know they'll die by jumping overboard.

>African tribes from 300 years ago share the same mentality as me on Yea Forums in 2019

not as me, as anybody. some random slav doesn't know the ocean, but fuck if you put him on a boat in the middle of the atlantic he'd know he'd die if he jumped overboard

They wouldn't have fucking known it was suicide, it would have been the same as a spaceship taking them away and having them escape by smacking a bone against the airlock until it released.

>Said to the face of a guy who has no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, good job there shitmonger, now you just look like a complete retard with your last breath.

>Yea Forums discovered the concept of large bodies of water and the capacity to drown in them
You're fuming, guy.

Based desu

Why can't nigger swim?

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> We'll never get the sequel to White Men Can't Jump, 'Black Men Can't Swim'.

Imagine creating affirmative action, literally requiring businesses having hiring quotas for blacks, lowering test standards for their entry into colleges, spending double what white schools get per student on black schools, even going out of your way to produce media for them in order to give them role models and they STILL not only resent you but ruin your neighborhoods and murder each other at rates comparable to african war zones

What else are we to do

Hate the game, not the player.

Do you know how a family tree works? I'll venture a guess that yours doesn't fork at all.

formerly beneath Chuck’s

Black Panther was ok

>it's 3 hours of this

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its like you didnt even read

there is no way anyone can watch this movie and be like "yeah that deserves legitimate awards". stuff like this harms hollywood in the long run which is a good thing.

>>bury me in tha oceans

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And here's why!

Give it the award of, "Coolest Suit". Nickelodian.

His mom is African American

>DeKendrix
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>JaTavious
haha

>comparable to african war zones
lmao not even close.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

look at this shit. brazil and mexico are failed states.

That they didn’t see themselves as one people and they never were. Why do people point this out as a profound revelation? The Brits puts their boots on the necks of the Irish, both of whom are white.

You overestimate the intelligence of niggers they were slaves for a reason

How do you know
>inb4 it's obvious
Sure you can easily assume that she was, but the fact of the matter is that the movie literally never says it anywhere

This movie was okay. Not bad . Just alright

I like how there’s an argument that Africans can’t conceptualize drownings.

this site is an absurdist masterpiece, moot should be given an award tbqh

>Burr me ina whoata

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WE GOES TO DA FISH AND SQUIDS

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