Daphne or Velma?

Velma
if it's Linda Cardellini

Me on the right.
So neither.

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Patrician

Velma from that parody haha

>tfw you will never eat Scooby Doo's shit

Why even live?

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Imagine eating his shit.

Fred

Velma

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Velma should have the confidence to wear a bikini. I bet she has a wonderful little womb bulge just like Avril Lavigne.

Me on the right btw.

>I bet she has a wonderful little womb bulge just like Avril Lavigne.
God of taste

wrong Daphne

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>Perfect leggy redhead
or
>Pudgy glasses girl guys like us Yea Forums guys can get

Call me a normie

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Definitely Daphne. Only literal faggots would pick Velma.

Freddie.

>Velma should have the confidence to wear a bikini. I bet she has a wonderful little womb bulge just like Avril Lavigne.
bikinis are for basic thot sluts like Daphne

Velma is a pure virgin.

goddamn i want a mature gf that looks like this

daphne

tfw you realize 13 ghosts literally paired daphne with shaggy they actually had a whole series as a couple

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Daph.

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Daphne
>knows she's hotter than you deserve
>will starfish
>probably won't even blow you
Velma
>has no idea she's attractive
>thinks she's lucky to get you
>will do pretty much anything and be excited to do it
yeah i know which one i'm choosing and it's not the STICC redhead

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Implying any of that matters when your virgin ass is going to bust in two strokes

comic/cartoon Daphne and movie Velma is objectively the only correct choice

>daphne
>probably trimmed or shaved pussy
>velma
>not expecting to get laid, probably has a big hairy bush

Baste

Source fast

Scooby

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And that is a good thing.

Gggrggrgrrrrrgrr

>he doesn't like bush
oofta

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this

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Look at Velma’s huge tits though and her child bearing hips

Shaggy

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Google "Velma and The Masked One", or, if you're into futa, google "Velma and The Masked One: Recut"

FUCKING ME ON THE RIGHT IM SO FUCKING HORNEY AND LONELY

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>not expecting to get laid, probably has a big hairy bush

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This is an ugly people cope. Chads and Stacys are often some of the best people you’ll meet. Velma has shown time and time again she is a sarcastic bitch, whereas Daphne is genuine and kind. Daphne would be a loving wife and caring mother. Velma would get even fatter and complain all the time and probably cheat on you.

Who the fuck is that fatty on the right? I don't remember him in the original series.

me

That's me.

Why is Daphne darker than the other characters?

That's me. :)

She's been blacked

Scooby is clearly darker, you blind bastard.

you're wrong. i know because i am a chad. i am awful. the stacys i date are awful. you must be a child or very ignorant

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>cartoon
Daphne
>movie
Velma
Why anyone would take the dumpy, chubby nerd over the tall, thin, smoking-hot redhead is beyond me. Maybe an attainability complex gone wild?
That being said, they cast a much hotter actress playing Velma than they did Daphne in the movie. It seems to be a trend in Hollywood to make the so-called "plain nerd" character much hotter than the hot girl character (just look at Modern Families)

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we get it

can someone just post it already?

Based and bluthpilled

>not rating prime Sarah Michelle-Gellar

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london

Is that little fatass supposed to her brother?

>liking shit and piss particles

Daphne
>Has high standards, so isn't a slut
>Will only date you if she really feels a connection to you
>Riddled with the hidden insecurities that every hot girl has, so will do anything you want if you learn how to control her
Valma
>Isn't attractive
>Knows this, so tries to get approval from men wherever she can
>Thus, in the modern world, would become a complete tinder slut
>Would probably develop a haughty attitude to compensate, believing herself to be smarter than you
Daphne is the only right choice.

Both of them are ugly in that

Lots of white women ITT

Daphne, if she also fucks dogs

please stop I can only be so erect

I THINK DAPHNE SUCKS

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this

Don´t you have a reveiw to work on, Adam?

I didn't get a (you) :(

burned him hotter than hades

...

Shut up Adam.

:) thanks

>Velma
>has no idea she's attractive
Because she isn´t.

Neo-velma and 2000s-liveaction-velma are kino. All other other velmas are cringe.

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>Velma
>>has no idea she's attractive
>>thinks she's lucky to get you
>>will do pretty much anything and be excited to do it

There's probably some kind of Jap expression to describe what Velma is, but I'll settle for calling her "Attainable-Moe"
Some men gravitate towards homelier girls because they don't like rejection or the prospect of having to live up to the standards of a girl that has fucked Chad. I think it's peak naivete to presume that there are girls who don't want to fuck Chad. Velma has big tits, and she can weaponize them to entice Chad into no-strings-attatched sex. In the Supernatural crossover she was all over Sam and gushed about his tall height and broad shoulders. Virgins are deluding themselves if they think Velma is any easier than Daphne.

This

Daphne. All you butterface lovers are retards.

Yfw eat scooby doo's poop

What did they mean by this?

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Velma. Love short nerd girls

>im a chad
No Chad would ever say this.

Overall: Daphne
Personal choice: Linda Velmallini

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Don't listen to those other guys. It's me

do girls really let their dogs fuck them?

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Guess you haven’t been to Yea Forums.

Based on how they are supposed to look, Daphne.
But based on how the animated characters actually look, Velma.

You'd be surprised how widespread that is.
I've volunteered in an animal shelter for a few months, I've seen at least two dozen mid twenties single girls who wanted a "big, well built dog". You just knew.

Daphne. Only autismo like Velma.

The rich ginger.

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>disliking the female body

>not Scooby's doo
I have the weirdest deja vu right now

so is that why so many trashy white women defend pitbulls on facebook?

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Dogs' dicks expand and fill out the whole hole when they cum. Plus they hump like machines on max. Women will fuck anything and everything. It's why we have to keep them in line. With eugenics you could probably breed that out of them though; make them humans.

Animal shelter user here, I don't think so, those girls mostly adopted German shepherds (and alike) and great Danes (and alike), so I guess the more "handsome" types of dogs.

based

Kek, that's interesting. Did you ever fear for any of their safety? Were any of the women good looking?

sup YMS, when's the new review dropping?

Honestly, not my business, so why would I care.
You're not hearing about dog dick related deaths in the news very often, so I'm guessing it's not a major safety risk.

both

velma is for normalfags and betas
Daphne is for chads and kino

Team Velma all the way ever since I was a boy in the 80s

there are no chads on Yea Forums

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easy

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She must have terrible back aches.

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t. flat chest jealous loser

Velma is for boys with low to no self-esteems, who think they can't do better but that a dumpy "nerdy girl" would settle for them (she won't). Daphne is for real men.

cringe

its why y'all smell like wet dog shits is NASTY y'all cuz the cross breeding y'all

I always preferred Daphne. Fuck insecure dudes who want Velma because they think she's attainable. Be bold, go for the hottie.

Lucky for you I'm a dog lover

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>go for the hottie
That's why I like Velma.

Very good point.

do "real men" jack off to kid's cartoons?

I hate how everyone has a patreon now. I’m not donating to your bullshit! Not now; not ever!

sh-shut up

>it's not a major safety risk
it can be
wcrz.com/irish-woman-dies-after-having-sex-with-dog-nsfw/

Oh shi-

Kekekek

Every day you learn something new.

lolwut
>She suffered an allergic reaction, presumably from the dog's semen, and later died at the hospital

How do you get to a point in your life where you're getting fucked by a dog but you don't know you are allergic to dogs?

As i child i loved the Idea of Daphne and Shaggy being true best friends to each other because of 13 Ghosts.Like Daphne despise liking Fred,she somehow always passing more time with Shaggy Just hanging out and having Fun when they arent solving misteries.
Then i got my teenager years and i Discover the true implication of 13 ghosts ship...also a Boner

Maybe the semen just has some unusual amount of allergens.

i mean how likely is it that you know exactly which type of animal semen you are allergic to? a normal person shouldn't know that information.

>true implication of 13 ghosts ship

Which is? I thought it was cute as a kid too. Also that movie where the monster high girls were thirsty for his dick while he was coaching at the school.

Shaggy more like Chaddy i am right?

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It is i

wait so if i eat a shit ton of peanut butter and peanut nut in a bitch who allergic will she die?

Velma is the correct choice

Daily reminder that Velma is like 4'9 and is canonically gf of Shaggy who is 6'0.

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Who is that fat ass? I dont remember seeing him in old scoob

The real question is if peanut butter can cum.

And Shaggy for reference.

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Just the Idea off a girl passing long períods of time with another friend when It looks like she is dating another dude was anough for my curry teenager mind.

Anybody else remember this short lived meme?

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I'm no doctor but I feel like if you're allergic to dog semen you should probably have some reaction to dog saliva/fur/something.

Or maybe she was really unlucky and happens to be allergic to a compound only found in dog semen and nowhere else in the dog.

1 piece>2 piece

god i wish that were me

I don't know about semen but if you eat peanut butter, then kiss someone with allergies, you can cause a reaction.

Shaggy loves the spinners

How does it feel knowing that Shaggy could kick your ass, Yea Forums?

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>tall, thin,
There's your problem. Who wants tall and thin, when you can get small and thick?
Velma isn't dumpy either. she canonically has an hourglass figure, and flat stomach. She's just more compact.

No one even knows what Daphne's schtick is. Scoob is the loveable pup. Shaggy is the loveable stoner. Fred is the dependable leader. Velma is the intelligent nerd. Daphne is... Hot?

Looked for this in google image search, the answer is: yes.

True

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Fucking BASED

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yes but velma swallows

Fred went through a massive character change as part of being more inclusive

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to fuck her

daphne has the better body, but everything else about her is worse (sexually) then velma.

Have sex.

Daphne

have sex