Its an Arnold thread
>Favourite film?
>Favourite one-liner?
Its an Arnold thread
Tyler Robinson
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Adrian Evans
"I'll be Chuck"
-Arnold Sneedenigger
Christian Moore
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Brandon Ward
"Head for the copter!"
Bentley Bailey
Commando
"Wrong"
This post reeks of South America
David Jenkins
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? Wrongzo."
Hunter Anderson
Arnold hasn't been relevant since the late 90s
Ethan Scott
>Last Action Hero
>NEYAAAGH!
Brayden Harris
>predator
>Dylan you son of a bitch
John Nguyen
Ryder Morris
I wonder if he hadn't been elected Governator, would his career still be going as well as it used to?
Ryder Wilson
>I may or may not return
Levi Price
Gotta add "Stay Hungry" and "Hercules in New York"
Carter Watson
How about that movie about the plane crash? Is it good?
William Taylor
>consider that a divorce
Parker Wood
Commando
Let off some steam Bennett.
Thomas Campbell
So good
Lincoln Lee
Friendly reminder Arnold is an objectively terrible actor and most of his movies are cheesy stupid shit
Isaiah Phillips
>terrible actor and most of his movies are cheesy stupid shit
Why is that a bad thing? Sometimes I just want to watch cheesy stupid shit.
Jackson Miller
Predater
“I dont take these kinds of jobs”
Leo Robinson
Are these all your lunches? You mean you eat other peoples lunches? STOP IT.
Luis Brown
Head over to Reddit, it might be more your speed kid. This board is for the discussion of kinography.
Ayden Walker
>Tourist tries fitting in
Christopher Nguyen
Running Man
Stick around
Carter Howard
idk, last time I checked there was about a million fucking capeshit threads here, so your theory doesn't really hold water.
Kevin James
Honestly? It's gotta be Sabotage.
Joshua Bennett
Action movies were in decline in the late 90s/early 00s. Stallone's career was at its lowest point at that time. Arnold got out just in time.
Daniel Edwards
that one where he is a badass
that one that sounds really badass
Dominic Sanchez
Did you know that Arnold was raped by male producers for movie roles in the beginning of his career? He is not gay but had to take it up his ass several times.
Also, did you know that he cannot grow facial hair and has erectile dysfunction and cannot have children?
John Perez
Arnold didn't have the best line in Comando, Sully did
Jonathan Butler
Twins
>You have no respect for logic. I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic. You’re a very stupid person.
Jayden King
man. It's hard sometimes.
Probably total recall. Predator and true lies are very close.
Brayden Watson
Did you know you're full of shit?
Joshua Martinez
No, I know the truth and you should look into facial hair transplantation.
Nicholas Brown
terminator 2
the man is all around based however. i have an arnold poster in my homegym room
Landon Moore
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Favorite as of this moment is either The Running Man or Total Recall
Cameron Nelson
>Twins (1988)
>"YAKETY YAK! I'LL BE BACK!"
Caleb Taylor
I wonder if when east Germany was still communist did they have to smuggle Arnold films in from West Germany?
Nicholas Wood
I bet you also blast Austrian Death Machine while doing deadlifts
Colton Myers
>Batman & Robin
>Not God tier.
Sebastian Nelson
This was his prime as an actor
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Owen Perry
>Sabotage
>anything above "absolute trash" tier
Seriously, Sabotage is not only the worst Arnold film I have ever seen (and I've seen them all apart from Maggie AND I am a huge Arnold fanboy), but also one of the worst films I have ever seen PERIOD.
What a piece of absolute shit.
Also, I don't get the hate for Batman & Robin. It was campy, silly fun and Arnold was easily the second best thing about it and he was a great Mr. Freeze, too.
Nolan Rogers
actually when i deadlift i listen to I'm In It by kanye west because every time that crazy jamaican guy comes on i feel like a gorilla and like i can do anything
David Rivera
FF: Terminator
FOL: "It's not a tumor."
Gabriel Mitchell
that whole chart is full of shit
Camden Carter
Frankly, I agree with most of the god tier ones. Those two were just the most blatant ones.
Ian Young
my mistake, I thought it was this other similar chart that gets posted.
Jackson Lewis
Nevermind. I think I know which chart you mean, but that was probably for trolling purposes anyway.