Simpsons dating advice

Do girls actually date guys that are similiar to their fathers? Asking for a friend.

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Sometimes
Not that you'd have to worry
Everybody
Else Fucks
Dude

Hellooo I am mr burrns
>dont say at the fuck and suck dont say at the fuck and suck
SNEED ..Oh homieee HAHAHA SNEEDCHUCK
all work and no play makes Sneedy weedy HAHAHA
CHOCOLATE SNEEDDENTAL PLAN
CHocolate sneed DENTAL PLAN formerly DENT ahahaha sneed chuckCHEESE
chocolate DENTAL PLANA sneed
Sneeduyjean is not my LOVER
chocolate sneed HEEHEEE Janny are you ok JUST

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sn33d w33d

Women always look at your shoes first.

Are there any un-ironically intelligent, strong male characters on this show?

Troy McClure

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ned

Why would they look at your fucking shoes you fucking guinea

Sned Flanders

Which one is Sneed and which one is Chuck?

Based and redpilled

They are both one in the same

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Sneed is the elderly man inside. Chuck is never seen

I want a mommy gf

seed and feedpiled

HOMER HAD THEM RED TOMACCO SEEDS
WITH THE GUCCI LOAFERS

why the chuck would chuck be at Sneed's store? It's not his anymore.

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fuckin kek

bASED

disgusting

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SEED AND FEEDERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A FEED TIME

Did Chuck actually own and operate a "Suck and Fuck"? Asking for a friend.

Ofc, why else his name would be there if he wasn't former owner?

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based based poster

he was definitely up to some seedy shit

based based based poster

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based based baseed basneed posters

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Cringe. You went too far this time sneed poster

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based

cringe

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Photoshops will never end, wont they?

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cringe

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based

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Oh no not like thiiiiiis!

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times up city slicker this is sneed country

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Girls are weird as fuck about their dads. My ex fucking hates me so much. But a few weeks ago she said something about me acting like her father and I told her I'm not a passive embarrassment of a man. Few hours later she was sucking my dick

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mmmmm Moe...

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Did anyone see the gamers rise up episode?

Can you guys evolve the sneed meme please it's getting stale.

sneeed

based

Cringe

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*SSNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

Snneeeeeeeeed...oh yes my dear....Snnnneeeeeeeeeed....quite Seedy indeed...is that....dare I say....Snnnnneeeeeeed...a fancy German car I smell?......Sneed Sneed....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....Sneed....quite Guatemalan very much so .....Snnneeeeeeeeeeeed....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....Gummy Bears.....quite soft my Chuck....Sneed...but of yes...this will do nicely....Sneed.....please my Chuck....another if you please....nice a big now....

*SSSSNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

Oh yes...very good!....very Fucky and Sucky my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of Seed I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the Sneed my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of Gummy Bear my Chuck....ah yes....let me guess...Seed for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for Sneed.....Snnnneeeeeed.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well Gummy Bears......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....Sugar and Food Coloring I take it my Chuck?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

Oh I was not expecting that…that little Sneed my Chuck….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small Sneed…..Sneed…ah….Snnnneeeeeeeeeeed…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….Sneed Sneed…hmmm….is that….Sneed….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…Sneed….a little Sneed more if you please…..Snnneeeeeeed…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my Chuck…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…Sneed….the most Sneedy one yet my dear….Snnnneeeeeeeeeeeed….yes

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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! CITY SLICKERS HE ONLY POSTED A ONE SEED RESNEED! SEED HOW COOL AND ABOVE IT ALL HE ISNEED! SNEED CHUCK WEW LAD DAMN CHUCK!
Get sucked, get fucked, get chucked. I hope you are sucked and fucked. I want you to be fed, I feed you so much. Feed you, with every feed of my seed chuck you. Sneed posting like chucking sneedditors on thisneed board. Sneed resneeding with one word comments like "sneed" or "chuck." This seed is chucking infuriating and it's been going on for way to chucking long.
>"b-but I was just talking like a sneedditor ironically"
Oh yeah, and I dressneed your dad up in a wig and sucked him up the fancy german car "ironically." Wow so fucky am I right? What irony! Sneed ruining this chucking board with this fucking sneed bullshit. Nobody is better for having feed a sneed word comment just saying sneed. That bandwidth could have gone to something better, the net negative value of your city slicker is such that it is actively destroying the fancy german car one bit at a time. Maybe those chuxels that would have been used to say "sneed" on your seed could go to a more worthy chuck, like sneeddit or a chuckbook group!
>"snee-"
No sneed right fucking there. I no you're going to comment back with "fancy german car," I know you just chuck get enough of that retarded sneed. I want you to know you're disneedppointing everybody right now with everything you say. Get fucked city slicker. Nobody chucks here so they can seed the word "sneed" unacchuckpanied by anyseed else. If that were the chuck, they chuck just get a marker and seed paper and write "sneed" on their own feed. Feed it by their city slicker maybe. Suck you and your fancy german car.
>"please, sn-sneed being feed to seed"
Then fuck your chuck. Fuck how you suck. Maybe fuck what suck you go to. Sneed with this sneed chuck that's just sucking irritating.
Remember thiseed: nobody seeds, nobody feeds, sneed sneed sneed. sneed.

IM A SICK CHUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK
I LIKE MY DICK SUCKED
I BUY YOU A GERMAN TRUCK
I BUY YOU THAT NEW SEED I GET YOU THAT YOU FEED
HOW YOU START A FARM? YOU SOLD THE FARM TO SNEED
IM A SICK CHUCK I HATE CITY SLICKERS
I LIKE TELLIN STORIES I LIKE GUCCI KICKERS
I HATE MOE SHIT, I WANNA HEAR MO SHIT
BAN THE MOEPOSTER YOU TRIFLIN JANNY BITCH

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is this a real song

As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Sneed. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Sneed, proprietor of a respectable feed and seed store. You have tomato seeds, tobacco seed, and you...have gummi bears. The other life is lived in Chuck's, where you go by the alias "Chuck" and are guilty of virtually every sex crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

I want to die, and don't you fucking (you) me

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i love it my dude

I want to live! Life is so good!

>not wanting a mommy gf

Thank you!

Good for you, I wish you a happy life user!

Forget
Everyone
Else is
Dank

Formerly on suicide watch

;)

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nice

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Extremely Fuggin Based

>actually wanting mommy gfs
Hey everyone look at these freaks and laugh. Look and laugh!

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Thanks, you too. Remember to smile! The best part about smiling is that other people smile at you too.

Incest is kino

existence is a burden user

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what is the original? it's pleasant

It's kind of strange that the hardcore cristian of all characters would be portrayed insuch a positive way

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Ned's Fled and Sled

based

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you and her both sound like terrible people

Formerly not stale