Literally the most boring "horror" movie I've seen...

Theres literally nothing to get

Not boring, but poorly paced with some retarded scenes and terrible ending

What's your favorite horror movie of the 21st century, user?

Im not sure it should even qualify as horror. I think everybdoy who liked this movie was more affected by the family drama than the 'scary' parts

Kind of like the Witch, which I actually liked unlike Hereditary, but it wasnt scary either, it was more a period piece about a world where puritan Christianity is true

MOM STOP
STOP
I'M SORRY
I'M SORRY
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Let the Right One In

Completely ruined by the ending.

Soi horror garbage

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Whats a good horror movie?

And while you're at it, add that question to that cringe list of thing you expect people to ask so you dont have to adress it

Should have known not to watch Dune retard

Its already there in the format of 'why don't you recommend movies'

>muh taste

>Boring is a pleb codeword for "didn't get it"
I just started shitposting about pic related right after it happened and then "watched" the rest of the movie on one quarter of muh computer screen. Remember there's a person on fire at one point. Some bullshit in the Attic.

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Atleast post the complete version.

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now this is more like it

You are missing the point of the chart, shitty edit

based, anyone that likes flicks like annabelle should be shot

so onions boylents just get all the popular movies over the last couple years?

What am I asposed to watch?

Have sex

>"boring" isn't valid criticism
>slow and uneventful automatically means kino
>you must like jumpscares and explosions lmao
>if you don't like slow you must be an adhd zoomer
>dude i fucking hate capeshit!!!!

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>"boring" isn't valid criticism
Yes, factually.

>everything that isn't a slasher or has 80s nostalgia isn't a real horror movie

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Everything is spoon fed to you.

>"Those aren't even horror"

That's true, though, so whoever made this edition missed the point. They also removed the best "basedgument" about mental illness actually being deep.

You can find something boring while understanding it completely

My girl wouldn't even let me finger her while we were watching this trash. If you're interested in a real horror movie, check out The Nun. We had actual fun watching that.

>no Friday the 13th Part 6

Haha fuckers.

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how isn't it? If something is poorly paced and doesn't adhere to a story structure that keeps the audience's attention, that's absolutely a valid thing to criticize.

Me and friends were laughing at the end of this, it's just so slow and unbearable, but despite the long padding time theres still stuff I liked about this movie. I kinda wanna get into editing so I can make a cut of this movie that's 30 minutes shorter so you can actually enjoy the premonition scenes without all the slow middle and end.

>how isn't it?
Whatever you find boring there are people out there that find it extremely engaging. Some people are beyond entertained by Marvel flicks, some of them are beyond bored by them.
>If something is poorly paced and doesn't adhere to a story structure that keeps the audience's attention, that's absolutely a valid thing to criticize.
Yes, absolutely. But you being bored because of that is not an argument alone, "it's boring" is as much of an argument as some other person saying "it's fun" and for him to expect it to be an argument of it being good, or in other words not an argument at all.

Here's the best version. Seriously, stop adding movies that don't fit the description at all. How the fuck is Annabelle mocking tropes?

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>can't ask what a good scary movie is
What

sorry wrong pic

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I had a bit of an eye opening experience showing The Shining to my gf's little brother.
He has barely flinched at anything I've shown him but the entire build up to the bathroom scene and the actual scene itself terrified him in a way I didn't think the movie could do.
Makes me think there's something to the way it's shot and the score just blends so perfectly.

Again, "Please give me a proper horror movie" isn't a proper argument because reasons...

You can ask what you want but you are not entitled to an answer

Dumb fuck, the guy who posts the 'complete version' is a retarded troll who added wans movies for no reason

lmao how much of a pathetic tranny pink hair sjw twitter keyboard warrior are you

>makes gigantic shitpost
>can't name 1 (one) decent scary movie

k bud

there is literally a single hereditary thread either saying the movie sucked or was the best going at all times

>for no reason
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Yea Forums is the dumbest board on 4channel

This movie made me hate rural white America even more than I already did.