This would be a crazy fucking movie lol

this would be a crazy fucking movie lol

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They already owe me about 60,000

Can they just pay me $20000 now instead?

that would be much easier than nofap for a year

Haha can you imagine a whole year without sex haha that would be hell haha how can anyone do this haha right guys

Virgin reparations when

I'm going to need about 60-70k in a cashiers check please.

I WANT IT BACKDATED FOR THE LAST 32 YEARS

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY $280,000

they own me $100,000

This sounds like a great charity fundraiser. Which charity though?

Haha, try being 46 and a virgin. That will really mess you up!

This only makes sense if it's a white woman.

I'd liked my $240,000 now, please.

10000 isn't really all that much

is this not a sufficient basic income strategy?
Incentivize men who dont contribute to keep to themselves and not cost the state twice as much with reckless breeding

Obviously this is aimed at women

I havent had sex in three years, and I'm content with it. I could probably never do it again without caring.

$380000 coming my way. I'm gonna use it to buy sex

10,000 is less than minimum wage. I’m not giving up my sex life for that low of a price.

Why would they need to pay you not to get laid when I can tell from your post you already do it for free pretty well?

I get the 40 days 40 nights meme but this is actually pretty rough.

what would you guys do with you money? lol

All these virgin incels in this thread. I fuck everyday. Sometimes more than once.

This.

Ah yeah? Im fucking you mum right now

2D and dolls don't count

jokes on you, he's abused by his dad

That's not a joke you fucking retard. This is why nobody likes you.

Probably just save it, or go on a short holiday to Spain again since it's chill there

F you

28 here haha

ok this would be so hard haha
I'd probably fail in the first week haha