Cast a Morrowind movie

all you guys as faggots

Pick the strangest looking bongs you can come across for the Altmer and Dunmer/Chimer. Tall, lanky, slim, with sharp and gaunt features. Pointy chins, high cheekbones etc. Something along the lines of Benedict Cumberbatch.

For Vivec get two actors. A feminine ottermode guy and an androgynous woman with full lips. Switch them between scenes. The female actor should have the same half-naked costume as the male actor. With painted tits out at all times.

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Name something that only adults do

fuck you, i don't want to be a khajiit

Ralph Moeller as random aged "You like to dance close to the fire, don't you" naked nord.

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Me as Jiub.

You're late

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boogie2099 as the last dwemer

The naked Nord.

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Looks like Shane "Cat Rapist" Dawson

Vivec is a male for the most part (besides some stories told outside of the game). But if you want androgynous you can go wrong with Tilda Swinton.

I'm horny now.

Kevin Spacey as Crassius Curio

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kino

I know but it would help make him seem weird and outlandish in a short exposure. I mean, instead of just showing him fucking all sorts of things as an introduction they could have him do couple of scenes where he shifts between appearances. That alone would imply his infamous deviant reputation.

>Tilda Swinton
Yes she's perfect.

Unironically Idris Elba

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Ellen Page as default Scamp model

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Danny DeVito as Vivec

Dubs casting spot on

holy shit cannot unsee

Todd Howard as the guy with the Scrolls of Icarian Flight.

Jamie Lee Curtis

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kek

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DAMN JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT

Eva Green as Queen Barenziah in the khajiit sex flashbacks

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>AAAAAAH YES! We've been expecting you, you'll have to be recorded before you're officially released, the are a few ways we can do this and the. Choice. Is. Yours.

Cast every faggot from Yea Forumseddit trying to normalize their childish garbage into the oven.
I want you to kill yourself immediately. This is not a request this is an order. If you do not comply I will do everything in my power to ensure you never...EVER... post on this board again.

gonna call a Jannie? Faggot?

a bloo bloo

t. Faggot Ur

>this much effort in a game adaptation

Not possible, do a TV show instead and even then it might not work

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you put way too much effort into this post. shouldnt you be in the game of thrones thread?

desu I wouldn't want a 1:1 adaptation of Morrowind's main questline. I'd rather have a side story from a perspective of a different, foreign character but set in the same timeline as TES3. Maybe slightly before Nerevarine's arrival.
A short series focused mostly on weird, unorthodox fantasy world building sounds like it has some potential.

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COME TO ME

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Could you imagine the kind of budget and labor it would take to even model an enviroment like Morrowind's for people to film on?

>Jamie Lee Curtis

I like that.

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t. too adhd to play morrowimd because it had no fast travel

Thats very cool.

>what are stilt riders

There were plenty of options that emulated it.

>stilt riders
>boats
>mage guild teleportation
>mark and recall spells
you had a lot of ways to traverse the land easily, and it's all done without ever breaking your immersion. fast travel was a mistake.

>immersion
absolute meme. Also, I felt more immersed in Skyrim and Oblivion than I ever did in Morrowind

Based. Only if he's a method actor.

I'm sure you did, little zoomie.

Shhhh don't trigger the child who doesn't realize Morrowind was an f-in joke when it launched shhhhhh let him rest shhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>senile Boomerfall trying to rewrite history

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