Conservative """comedians""" BTFO

all "feminist artists" do this exact same thing by making the art about their period blood or nude body and then pretending it's shocking

based

pretty sure it's meant to apply to any comedian who coasts on shock humor like Amy Schumer

meanwhile libtards still think they're edgy rebels for supporting gay marriage in 2019 lmao

kinda cute how you instantly associate "controversial" counter-culture topics with conservatism.

My vagina smelly and Drumpf is jelly.

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I'm about to say it...

he's talking about 80's comedians and to a degree early 90's

I absolutely died when I tried standup
>try to talk about how good black girls are at giving head
>room murmurs
>explain it's ironic because 50 years ago they'd be all tied down
>no one seems to get the reference
>start to sweat
>ask if anyone in the crowd is from Yea Forums
>silence
>"GOOD SIGN"
>silence
I still get flashbacks when I try to sleep at night

Hows this any different from all other comedians being PC snowflakes?

Leftards are such hypocrites.

the comic isn't directed at conservatives and is equally applicable to modern leftist comedians.
OP tricked you.

what are they saying?

Except only the greatest comedian who ever lived is conservative.

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Hey I remember you. You stink!

crazy stuff like vaguely hinting that theres only two genders

no one actually says this though

I laughed

cumtown

Based user taking things literally

that's literally what comedy has always been

no one does what it's implying either,

Too wordy

Yeah they do.....

no
name 1 person

That seems for indicative for Late Night show hosts

haha fr*ckin based!

I just tell stories from my time working at a gas station and everyone laughs.

its funny because its the opposite in real life

Subtle cumboy

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

Steven Crowder is a comedy genious tho?

Because Conservatism is the new punk rock

Doesn't that guy deny the holocaust?

But that's legal and also good

That didn't happen but you made me laugh

>Late night
>Controversial
If only that were true

>theses days they say you should only punch up in comedy
>but that's not fair, the only people who can punch up are midgets
silence
>what are you a bunch of niggers?

why is the right unfunny?

No, you're thinking of his trusty sidekick Adam Egret, who was previously a manwhore and cokefiend; he could be found jerking off punks under the Queensborough Bridge for 15 dollars a man, before Norm took him on as his right-hand man.

It's not about "snowflakes" or "butthurt."

You can say any mean-spirited or offensive thing you want to, but stop crying about it when people dislike you for it.

Yeah, generally yelling retarded shit will be controversial

Because they can't take the piss out of anyone who isn't them or the (((ADL))) comes down hard. Being on the left you're expected to take the piss out of everyone (that isn't a woman, Jewish, black, Mexican, transgender, a faggot etc unless you're one of them yourself, or if you're a Jew you get carte blanche to mock whoever you want, it's not like the (((ADL))) are going to come down on one of their own).
I can draw you a picture if you're struggling though desu.

>have co-worker who I thought was red pilled
>we were talking about female comedians and how so few are actually funny
>he says there's an australian comedian that he finds super funny but could remember her name
>he tries to google her
>he founds it
>it's fucking pic related

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Fuck Trump and fuck white people!!!!
Where's my one hour special Netflix?

That's a man

He once insinuated that public outrage over the Holocaust might just be a little excessive, seeing as it was 70 years ago.

Literally Hitler.

And THATS the TEA SIS!!!

Well, the thought of having any kind of sexual contact is the same as with a man. Gross

Sam Hyde

I'm a White Nationalist and the only two comediennes I find funny are Maria Bamford and Joan Rivers. Because they objectively are.

>Maria Bamford
someone post the pic

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>joan rivers
This. I only saw a couple of her interviews in talk shows. She was savage and hilarious as fuck. Need to see more of her.

>conservative
liberals do it too
all american comedy is "lmao don't you just hate noisy kids, i wish i could just beat the shit out of them"

You're thinking of Adam Eget.

>implying this doesn't apply to liblets
remind me how many things in the past 3 years have been 'powerful', 'stunning' and 'groundbreaking', and all had to do with genitals in some way?

this sums up jewish comedians really well

>NO JOOS

/pol/ was a mistake

>ask if anyone in the crowd is from Yea Forums
I would pay to see you do that

Not really. He's mostly just apolitical so you project your shit on him. He was one of the first to be doomspeaking about Trump.

>OMG /POL/
jews were a mistake

>white nationalist
>comediennes

You can be a hardcore racist or you can write like a fag. You cant do both.

Not an american, but yesterday I took a 7 hour long plane to europe from abu dhabi and there was an indian kid around 3 years old and for TWO FUCKING HOURS wouldn't stop crying and screaming. I didn't understand why, but I just wanted to spank that little kid so hard.

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Lies
Chappelle is the best and he didn't made a career about saying "controversial" shit.

I'm seriously thinking of becoming a comedian, it is more than clear I'm too shit at everything, my firends say I should just be a comedian, how do I go about it? do I go to a open mic and I say what?

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>N-NO!! JOOS! JOOS!

what? you deny that jewish comedy exists and that is a huge part of American comedy?

>conservatives can't disagree with trump.

How is it up there in your castle?

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It's one thing when someone dislikes it and quite another when they want you to be fired.

>firemen/soldiers/serial-rapists aren't brave because there's more than 1 of them
based, gonna incorporate this argument into my daily rhetoric

"Dislike" all you want, it's when you start locking yourself away in your little gated community because other people scare you that it begins to be a problem. Not because what you think intrinsically matters, but because you sadly have the ability to vote.

It's nice to see soiboy bugmen acknowledge which of us are masculine.

I agree, conservatives risk their lives daily by being punk rock and spreading their revolutionary ideology of reverting 100 years of progress.

>ask if anyone in the crowd is from Yea Forums
>entire crowd starts clapping

what would you do

Start talking about wooden doors on gas chambers, obviously

Based autist user. Here is a comic more your speed.

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the guy barely qualifies as a comedian

>100 years of progress

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>missing the point is the only way I can even attempt to save face in response
I'd say this was more good (and based) advice, but already been doing this for years so I'm not super impressed desu

he's right, you know

Yeah, the left can meme.
That's why we wrote a book about it.

t. has a degree in comedy from Yale

no one says this either

t. bozo who thinks he "knows comedy"

for you

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>Conservative
Uhh the comic says controversial sweaty

>media stereotype disconfirmed
>agreeing with NPC#4201. . . . .

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Every single comic strip this doofus has ever drawn ends with the words "Oh no."

Every.

Single.

One.

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>bozo

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oh no