Fastest rising modern comedian, UFC hall of famer and elite athlete, podcast mogul...

Zero.

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Joe, Brendan and Bryan are homosexuals.

Water we dune hair?

he's not a UFC hall of famer at all, why would you lie about something so easily disproven?

It's a shame that he has the intellect of an amoeba.

Plus.. Why the fuck would he even be in there? Lol.

That video of Joe basically making Brendan retire is so fucked up but funny. The coping was hard.

I think you'd be surprised.

he's a closeted fag, right?

Oh 100% b. Straight up hog washer, my guy. Got a spic bimbo wife that fucks other dudes my man.

Lose my number, hater

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How the fuck did he managed to beat cro cop?

YIKES
This is everything I hate about modern men all in one person.

Lucky shot and cro cop was nearing the end of his career

>says something funny once in 4 hours on average
>the funniest bit is him mispronouncing words
>gets carried by a talented comic by being a good sidekick
>still projects alpha energy and a sense of dignity
How does he do it bros?

youtube.com/watch?v=8zqEFQEvnLc

>Lucky shot and cro cop was nearing the end of his career
For sure Cro Cop was nearing the end of his career b, ignore the fact that Schaub beat him almost 9 years ago and he retired literally 2 weeks ago, peach of a post

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Based Schaub working the soiboy like this dork into a SEETHING shoot

His wife is so fucking hot

Yeah for sure except the fact that when a fighter retires isn't when they're on a decline.

Thats THE story of a fighter. Fighting long past his prime.

Fedor has been at the end of his career for 10 years, give or take, he should have ended it then too.

t. Tiger Schaub

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How many people in the world can take him in a cage fight? For sure less than 500, most probably less than 50.
I wonder how that feels.

>he hasn’t seen

triggered

What in the world...

>getting btfo by a fat faggot with frizzy jew hair
oh nawl, b

>I fucked h-hotter c-chicks

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How do I become a professional Joe Rogan friend? Seems like a nice life.

Is she part Asian?

Mommy

Why have I never seen her posted in all these Schaub threads.

I’m starting to think OP isn’t actually a Schaub fan and is subtly trying to make fun of him.

I think she’s Mexican

She has to go back

Not if she’s married to a 100% white American

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Someone post the picture of Schaubs wife and her """tattoo artist"""

That's just a further proof that Italians are not white...is the German part a Turk born in Germany? I mean wtf he looks totally Arab.

>Anglos
>white

Schaub is literally 100% European ethnically (German/Italian) but he somehow looks so non-white that he gets away with calling himself Big Brown. Idk if the California sun is to blame or if Italians are just super-dark skinned if you leave them outside for too long.

>sunlight making your hair coal black

That’s new to me

I unironically use him as a role model. I'm a d student, not good looking but tall, and I have unwarranted self confidence. I'm going to succeed by latching on to another successful person, be his yes man, and eat the scraps that fall from his table.

Shitloads of bongs have jet black hair.
By Allah(pbuh) /pol/tards actually have zero knowledge and just spout that not being blonde/blue-eyed means non white

The only thing Schaub has going for him are his looks, you fucked up you retard.

>heemed cro cop

is there anything he can't do

Bullshit. Bongs have darkbrown hair not pitch black like Schaub's.

And the b-b-beast of work ethic, amazing wit, elite athleticism and enterpreunership mindset.
It's tough b

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Alright, Mengele

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I agree, he has the look, ruggedly handsome jolie laide. It's my only drawback in my Schaub life model.

Schaub only lost fights where winning wouldn't have made sense in the first place.

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I can see why you picked a picture in the shadows. Dark brown hair q.e.d

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Come on, don't mock Schaub...

Looks the same as Schaubs hair to me, when he doesn't use gel making it look blacker and grasier

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Plenty of white people have black hair

I'm not, all are facts, know whatamalmabout

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Scwaub won the bulk of that fight

In many ways, Schaub has never really lost a fight in UFC

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Fuck man. Baldness is such a curse, why me

For the sake of the argument let's assume you are right (which I don't) he still doesn't look white.

Based chad whitoid

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redpilled

How do you explain numerous viking sagas mentioning black haired norseman?

Just saw his comedy show, the guy is amazing, he has a bright future ahead of him.

>getting cucked by your wife's son

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yes
she isn't

unbelievably based

schaub sucks but god...

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She is, dumbfuck

and yet he has a beautiful wife and son, is a millionaire, and has a group of great friends. How about yourself?

Literally nowhere did I see that t. went to England a few weeks ago

>fashion guru
haha, the fuck is a fashion guru? What the fuck man even cares about fashion or what "influencers" wear?

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So much this!

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Cheeto-stained fingers wrote this post

>ywn eat joanna's ass
why live bros

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Getting lucky doesn't make you any less dumb.

Quit shit talking Robbie Lawler

>Robbie got btfo

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really impressed with bschaub's work ethic. he puts the time into perfecting his craft

Callen > Diaz > Von > Segura > Shaffir > Kreischer > Schaub > Rogan

callen is a zionist sodomite. miss me with that stuff hombre

are you ready for the greatest comedic event of the decade?

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Who the hell is this guy? Why do I keep seeing him on here?

all because he befriended joe rogan. Without Joe he would be a bouncer at a shitty bar.

KINO

He sure ttfo

I heem everyone itt

Coral springs is the OP

to bad the bulk beat him

the ole` chant is gay as fuck, I cringe every time i hear that shit at an event

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here???

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post link

Fer shur b

youtu.be/7FUmBrhz2Q4

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it's tough b

B-b-beast

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