Is there a movie where a character literally can't understand other people can't know what he knows unless he tells...

The kid, he eats fucking milk chocolate. Milk chocolate tastes like shit and is unhealthy, black chocolate is the patrician choice.

he knows his bitch mom moves his chocolate around all the time

Kek this story reminds me of my experience talking to some of the Star Wars fags on this board. Some stupid seething OT fag couldn't wrap his head around the Separatists in the PT not knowing that Sidious was Sheev, despite the fact the audience knew this.

Why are OT fags such brainlet retards.

Chocolate has lead in it. It is the single biggest source of dietary lead in the West. Children and pregnant women shouldn't be eating any chocolate.

He lives in a gypsy neighborohood, he needs to keep his values inside close doors

Not developing a theory of mind beyond a certain age is a diagnostic criteria for Asperger's.

Ever had molten chocolate or candy? In theory it should be just as good, but it the consistency is gone and the taste is somehow way worse, too.

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but molten chocolate tastes great

>Star Wars OT fags are literal aspies

Kek, can't make this shit up.

>He doesn't put his chocolate in the fridge
is that way

I'd fuck his mom

He will check the green cupboard first, then the blue, then his mother's asshole BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAP SNIIIIIIFF MM YES MOMMY

This is doubly stupid because, if you're starting Star Wars from the "beginning" with episode I, the audience doesn't know that Sidious and Palpatine are the same person either.

Sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory to me.

He looks into both cupboards

This is actually true. Phantom Menace came out when I was 7, and my dad only showed me the OT for the first time when I was 6. For some reason my 7 year old mind didn't connect Senator Palpatine and The Emperor being the same person until after I saw AOTC.

is this asking where he will look or where he should look. seems like a trick question to diagnose kids with adhd and sell them amphetamines

>overanalyzing
hello autist

Try reading the question and you will know what they're asking

He'd obviously look in the blue cupboard because that's where his mom moved the chocolate.

Isn't her behavior essentially gas-lighting?
>mom I was sure my chocolate was here
>your memory is not good dear you see why you should eat all your broccoli

Lmao you sound like you NEED to take drugs you fucking retard

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>Where will Max look for his chocolate?
I'm gonna need some time to decipher the meaning of this question.

>Where will Max look for his chocolate?
Everywhere until he finds it.

yeah, if she says that. this picture doesn't give enough info to make it malicious tho. maybe she normally keeps sweets in the blue cabinet and just moved it there to keep uniformity.

spotted the sperg

Imagine failing the false-belief test as a fucking adult lmao

why does his face change shape so much?

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because he knows about delayed gratification. his loser mom hides the chocolate in an attempt to dominate him and validate her narcissistic ego. by punishing the child for no apparent reason, she's sabotaging his personal growth and setting him up for a life of failure. moral of the story: avoid losers, they'll only drag you down.

Did someone actually write this unironically?

based and redpilled

Something tells me this isn't the first time his mom has pulled this stunt and he knows it so he probably knows to look in the blue cupboard after being tricked into looking into the green multiple times before

OT appeals to Normalfag Boomers/Xoomers, PT appeals to intellectual Millenials, and DT appeals to Normalfag Millenials and Zoomers

You can tell max doesn't live in a shithole country like me because a chocolate bar in the cupboard would become chocolate water. that's what this is trying to say right?

moreover, she's motivated by her feelings of resentment for her son, which stem from her own insecurity. she's been trying to lose weight and failing, all because she doesn't have the willpower to quit binging on junk food and snacks. meanwhile, the kid is succeeding effortlessly where she's been failing. he can put the chocolate away and not think about it until he's finished the other things he wanted to do that day. this clearly contradicts her notions of superiority, threatening to shatter her self-image and deepen her existential crisis.

in order to re-establish the household hierarchy and mend her wounded ego, she abuses her power to bully her son.

So.. the mom is autistic, too

Why both Max and the Mom are white, who wrote this garbage

Yeah, well, you know what they say about conspiracy theories. It's the craziest ones which happen to be true

>millenials
>intellectual

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His mom is actually a soviet spy and she poisoned the chocolate. Max should run to his neighbors house and call the FBI.

Cringe

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the chocolate bar is blue, so he would look in the blue cupboard

He would look in the blue cupboard, because that's where his mum put it. What the fuck's the point of the question?

His mother for letting him go to the playground unsupervised, WTF somebody call the cops!

Why did I even enter this thread?

you were not a smart lad

Because you saw a comic in the OP and hoped it would be a webcomic thread.

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this.

what did he mean by this.

Give me some REALLY DIFFICULT autism tests. I want to see some autism tests average peolle can't even pass. The kind of stuff only a MASTER EMPATH could succeed at

This LOL thread sucks

It's because the fat oxidizes and makes the chocolate taste rancid.

Try scoring over 80th percentile on this test.

socialintelligence.labinthewild.org/mite/

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Blue because the chocolates in the blue cupboard (ie his mom moved it)

Yeah if you fucking randomly scorch shit in the pan. Consider caramel and fondue

By what age should kids get this?

45

is this confused mathews origin story?

He will look at both cupboards faggot.

This guy gets it.

think you might have autism, or at the very least an underdeveloped whore madonna complex

he's obviously gonna check the green cupboard.

>cartoons POC will never understand.

Chocolate is blue so he'll check blue cupboard out of confusion

The comic didn't say it was milk chocolate, my NPC friend.

Wait, why wouldn't he look in the blue cabinet? Thats where it is.

Mary and Max is autismkino.

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>27 out of 36
I suppose I have the autism.

Why does my brain keep confusing the two cupboards and telling me he will check the blue one?is there something with with me?

I seriously hope you're kidding because the cartoon is an autism test and you failed.

I think you're getting a stroke, call 911. I'm not fucking kidding.

>Not eating the chocolate or moving it to a place where he directly controls
>Trusting someone else with his chocolate
>Gets surprised when they fuck with it

Looks like Max found out he hard way what not to do with his "Gold"

He has clearly laid claim to the green cupboard. The blue cupboard is an illusion - look at it's empty facade. I would claim ownership over all green elements and claim nature as the rightful human protector (ruler). Chocolate is a mere teardrop of the true fruits of nature.

>consuming the BBC

Why the fuck would max check the blue cubburd first when the green one is the last place he knows the chocolate to be, are you people retarded?

>94%
If I'm such an accomplished empath why aren't I having sex?

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I only got 1 or 2 wrong. I forgot, it was months ago. And Ive always thought I was on the spectrum. Never got tested though.

imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food

I don't like this test, all those eyes were judging me.

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All Hail the God King Max, Master of Nature and Custodian of Mankind. Long may He reign.

This is essentially a test of self awareness. Much like the mirror test. If you can't anticipate the thoughts of others in simple situations you aren't sapient.

I'm sure I was on the spectrum until I was 30 or so. I realized I couldn't read emotions so I taught myself how. This tests asks if you think you can learn. I strongly agree. "Emotional intelligence" is just a skill set; not innate ability. If you grow up socially isolated, as more and more of us are doing, you simply don't learn.

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If everything I’ve seen on the internet teaches me anything, it’s that the mom and the son have to share a hotel bed on a long trip and then they fuck.

Reminds me of the people who hate Rita in Dexter.
>"Why is she nagging him about being gone all night and coming home at 4am?! He's out killing bad guys you ungrateful BITCH!"

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82% but i think the test is bullshit

user...

I don't get it

>max checks the blue cupboard first because his mother always puts chocolate she finds in the green cupboard into the blue cupboard

>character is bored so he checks the fridge
>nothing to eat
>checks the fridge again an hour later and then multiple times throughout the day

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Why don't you order something on Instacart with your dad's credit card?

Go to the store

He'll just get fat that way.

27, very spergy of me.

I got 32/36. I think I have a problem discerning between flirtatiousness and hostility.

Same. I got 34. It had to be the flirty eyes. Not being able to read signals from women doomed my love life.

Probably had something to do with the only woman I knew as a child looking at me with either psychotic obsessive intensity or burning hatred.

in his mothers braphole

Your score is 27 out of 36.
Your score is equal or better than 54%

these two were the hardest for me and all seem wrong, I swear the girl looks happy

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i have been with 13 women and 2 men
am i le sociopath?

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You call others Star Wars fags yet you seem to know quite a bit about it

22

They appear to be turning their faces away from whatever they are looking at, so I'd say the man is cautious and the woman is distrustful.

>woman is distrustful
obviously

she is baffled why you are looking at her

i got the same pictures over and over again what the fucking shit fuck is this test

not bad

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This was literally impossible, it's just a pseudo test anyway. You guys are fucking with me, there has to be another way to know the correct answers corresponding to the faces, all the faces were the same basically. What the fuck

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hello mr elliot

>Toni Collette
Yeah okay, I guess I'll watch it now.

>Your score is 24 out of 36.
>Your score is equal or better than 28% of all participants.
Unsurprising, I was diagnosed with the 'tism as a child

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Not him but it's pretty good, a little weird on some animations

Max checks the green cupboard, upon seeing it's not there he proceeds to throw a tantrum & run into his parents room to grab his fathers loaded shotgun under the bed to shoot his mother for eating his chocolate. He did a Fortnite pose in his mugshot.

Is there a way to show the correct wansers?

>23 out of 36
>22%
Guess I have autism then. Even surprised I got that many right, was mostly guessing

You seem shaken, do you want to hash it out with us?

25/36, how fucked am I?

Is this James Dean? That's not an emotion, that's "I'm a model doing a pose for the camera"

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heartbreaking if truepost

Max checks the blue cupboard because his damaged cunt of a mother has a history of doing this and Max has been adjusted to assume she will not stop her histrionic attention-seeking bullshit.

are you fucking kidding me
this is retarded
is this whole thing a troll

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Chocolate should be kept in the fridge.

well that was gay and faggoty
and lol at all the fucking sjw crap it was loaded with
>NON-BINARY
>WE'RE SO SORRY IF THIS TEST HURT YOUR FEELINGS, YOUR PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE CULTURE IS BETTER THAN OURS AND WE'RE AWFUL, PLEASE FORGIVE

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34/36 here

a lot of them were dubious. the trick was to go with first instinct and don't let the multiple choices trip you up.

believe it or not, 90% of the time your first impression is your best one. if i tried to observe all of the choices and go by PoE, i would inevitably formulate 2 choices as being both potentially correct. the more you think about it the easier it becomes to misconstrue an emotion with another similar one.

That girl was the hardest for me as well But what I noticed is that once I posted it here, the tiny thumbnail version very clearly looked distrustful, whereas the blown up normal sized image didn't.

women's emotions are harder to read because fucking makeup

the subtle lines under the eyes give this away. try focusing there and not overthinking your initial impression and you might be surprised how much easier it is.

if you spend more than 20 seconds on any one picture you're gonna get it wrong.

in which camp do xennials fall?

So doubting yourself is autism?

In the end I picked zero people who were "aghast". Aghast is a pretty strong fucking emotion. Plus these were all taken from fashion magazine snapshots?

>PT
>intellectual
You have the mind of a rotting turnip

Yes, which means all of the "right" answers are made-up too because no one recorded the fashion models' actual emotion at each time. We're just matching against how the researchers interpreted the emotions. It's an OK social cohesiveness test but doesn't inform your ability to read faces objectively.

he'll obviously look in the green cabinet because he's omnipresent

distrustful obviously
uneasy

It's all bullshit, these are all models, half the expressions are just "I'm trying to look sexy". They made it all the fuck up. There's only two faces that show any genuine emotion and they're both old men.

t. sociopath

This is fucking stupid though, there's a lot more ways to read body language than just eyes.

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this one stumped me

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Trick question. It's baneful

I had the same faces repeat multiple times some even 3 times and i got 33/36 even if i still don't know what the right answer to op's pic

Blue cupboard cause this isn't the first time that bitch has pulled this stunt.

>tfw got 32
>tfw still 33 yo virgin
im just acutely aware women are disgusted by me i guess

how does someone look "ashamed" in their eyes?

like they want to look away.

Test-taking skills come in handy here. Notice how "happy" isn't one of the choices?

Most questions have three obvious wrong answers. The last one might be questionable, but it's the only possibility.

33/36
HOW? I'm a friendless hug less virgin shutin.

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That kid reminded me of Confused Matthew

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31/36
Its was fucking hard and draining.