HAHAHAHA

When are they going to force women to verify their face without make up and verify that they don’t have roast beef hanging from their pussy?

I'd feel bad for manlets but they'd be the first ones self flagellating themselves for woke points

even if it is an april fools you know they'd never make a joke about women's weight or the like

>April Fools
>on March 30th

They're doing this to evoke this exact reaction.

lol

go back to /pol/ you autistic faggot

everyone posts something to get a reaction

tarrant shot up a mosque to get the exact reaction he did, it doesn't mean anything.

Have sex

You're autistic and playing right into their hand.

>mobile
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THIS REDDIT NIGGER IS SO SCARED OF THE MODS HE HIDES BEHIND HIS PHONE

Played.

Your two points are stupendous my dear chap, marvellous indeed. It truly is nauseating just how disingenuous the big nose tribe is. Remarkable, really, truly a feat for the ages.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that weight verification won't be becoming a thing any time soon.

how do you verify it?

>implying mods and jannies don't suck a trillion nigger dicks

Yup, and even then, phonefags still hesitate to say nigger. All of the “IM GOING TO SAY IT” threads are just phonefags hoping someone else will say nigger just so they themselves don’t get banned. Pussies.

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you're retarded , there is no 4D chess game being played.

you have tranny tier delusion about how reality works.

They have to stand next to already verified objects.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>you're retarded , there is no 4D chess game being played.
I didn't say that there was, but that you're the real punchline to their obvious April Fool's joke.
>you have tranny tier delusion about how reality works.
You're seething over a shitty joke designed to make you seethe you dumb manlet/permavirgin.

iPhone has a "Measure" feature that can measure length of objects by comparing photos taken at the same time by the two rear cameras at different focal length. Some high-end Android phones can do this too.

Soon I assume thanks to based Tinder.

>call a fat woman fat
UMM EXCUSE ME BIGOT ITS 2019 FAT WOMEN ARE POWERFUL VESSELS FOR FEMININE MAJESTY AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU'RE JUST BASICALLY A NAZI OK SWEETIE???

>mock men's height, dick size, lack of muscles, face, anything about him physically really
LMAO WHEN WILL THEY LEARN? WHEN WILL THEY LEARN THAT THEIR GENETICS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?

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Baited for this exact response

"muh women"

Never change incels

Played.

Kek, manlets, when will they learn

The reaction of everyone embracing muslims more, his manifesto being laughed at, and his name being forgotten after like a week.

More like /fit/ btfo

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Even if it is the response from their cash cows is going to be so overwhelmingly positive that they'll implement it anyway.

>You're seething over a shitty joke designed to make you seethe you dumb manlet/permavirgin.

yeah I'm the one "seething"

No retards. I know its an april fools joke. But why is it that mocking men's physical attributes is taken as a joke whereas tinder would never even mention the idea of filtering out women based on their weight?

Everyone has some subconscious shit in their head where any criticism of women, at all, is taken as sexism but when it comes to men, go ahead and grind that fucker into the dirt with no consideration for his feelings or wellbeing.

It is so obvious that its part of an april fools joke, takes 30 seconds to read their article and see this. I honestly thought you guys were ironically being retards but turns out it's the opposite. Guess that makes me one too.

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>e-even if it is untrue it might as well be true!
Jussie Smollett tier backpedaling, just admit you didn't consider it as an April Fools

Will biz ever make it?

They should make one to identify trannies. Oh, shit, what are i'm talking about, you just have to use your eyes to identify these freaks.

It's a leap year you dunce

>But why is it that mocking men's physical attributes is taken as a joke whereas tinder would never even mention the idea of filtering out women based on their weight?
We both already know the answer to this question. It's still bait and you're reacting to it the exact way they want you to. They just get free press coverage when you faggots earnestly react to this shit.

When will you, star wars tourist?

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correct, not that shortstacks aren't easy to bait anyway,
on top of that, i've only ever heard short people talking about height, like, constantly

times are changing, women are afraid that equality will eventually mean they'll have to put themselves in mans shoes, just wait a bit longer

This is bait from Tinder. They want angry reactions and people getting mad so "journalists" can write a million articles about "hateful incels" or whatever. Don't fall for it, best thing you can do is treat this for what it is, a shitty april fools joke.

Because no one like short men and it’s even worse than being ugly at lest if you’re tall and ugly some women will look at you like a frank stein fucktoy

Yea Forums, /ck/, Yea Forums, /fit/ is the true worship, you filthy /pol/edditor.

Yea Forums, /pol/, /r9k/ are the cringe trinity

>t.

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i mean, the joke is obviously that guys above 5'9 will say they're 6'.

Men pursue women. This isn't a double standard it's basic biology. It's why we don't shit on women.

what?

incoming manlet SEETH
Feels good to be 6'2", the perfect human male height.

So then why are you always posting here trying to be part of this board? Are you a redditor trying to change it like your ancestors from /q/ did?

you're both retarded for arguing about an ad on a degenerate dating app

that's part of the accelerationism meme

I'm 6'0" and my gf is 5'4", we ways joke about how she wouldn't even talk to me if the heights were reversed. Being a manlet is unironically worse than being a fat chick. I would seriously an hero if I was 5'8" or shorter unless my dick was 8+, probably the only thing that would keep you happy.

Get out of my way manlet

6’3 masterace

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Yeah you are, manlet.
Oh, you mean like you're doing right now?

>tfw 6 foot 1 and get to laugh at all the manlets but am also such a sperg that never ever bother going on dating apps because i know it would be inevitably awkward and humiliating but at least i have this

Dude being a man let is worse than being a dicklet and ugly

>lanket
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Yea Forums is Yea Forumss dumping grounds today, we just come to shitpost here since the jannies killed our board

>tfw 6'2
>ex gf cheated with a 5'10 guy

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men are thirsty as fuck and will always flock to online dating sites to get laid. they can't make fun of fat women because they rely on having all kinds of women on there, and the threshold of going out there is higher for them since they're not as desperate.

Only literal manlets are unironically mad about this.

This was written by Yea Forums hands.

most successful guy i know, both with women and professionally, is 5'10

Which is a roundabout way of saying reddit hands.

I’m banned from tinder anyway for arguing with some sjw about music

Nah I am 250 I finished playing college football

>tfw 6'2 handholdless virgin
guess Im installing Tinder

kek, most CEOs are over 6'5" because manlets aren't physically imposing.

I‘m 6‘1 and a touchless kissless virgin

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Based retard looking for arguments on dating apps. Are you this insecure?
>I must reinforce my superiority by arguing with everyone!!

based and reality pilled

>It's still bait and you're reacting to it the exact way they want you to.
Of course it's bait. I'm not THAT autistic. I just think its absolute bullshit that a major dating company essentially joking about sexually excluding short guys is not seen as offensive in the same way that forcing women to put their actual weight is.

Women are way likelier to lie about the weight thing also than men are about the height thing. I'm not upset at tinder. I'm not even a manlet, I just am tired of men always getting the bitch end of the stick in everything. And of course guys embrace it because it's just a giant dick-swinging contest over holes. Guys have been throwing each other under buses, chariots, and even horses since the dawn of time for holes.

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But you Yea Forumsedditors begged us to take you in when he first started cleaning up your facebooklite board
Or was that before your time, tourist?

Have sex

Because men aren't bitches. Lighten up.

I wish this was real as a 6 footer

No one gives a fuck about short men why would you claim to be their brothers if they’re competition for breeding

that's just wrong

>begged
Delusional.
All the good "memes" on this dogshit board were started by Yea Forums shitposting

I dont know how

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Can you faggots stop being so insecure, if you are 5'8+ you are fine.

based incel

should I pop that bussy again?

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>t. manlet

She said she loved music, so I asked if she knew about an artist and said “I only listen to black music” and I told her rap sucks and she lost her mind and now I’m banned. Not even an argument

Height doesn't matter unless you're absurdly short. If you're 6'2 you can find a 5'9 girl. If you're 5'7 you can find a 5'2 girl.

This

If you're under 6' you're fucked.

I'm 5 ft 6 I guess im out of the tinder game

Can you name them so we can get a good laugh at how much of a reddit tourist you are?

What are some movies about manlets?

No those shirt girls will say you’re too short and want that six feet mark

You are out of the sex game

If you're under 6'2" the only way you're ever going to stop being an incel is if you get the surgery to lengthen your legs.
t. girl

This. I never understood manlet as a mentality if you're 5 ft 2 or something just find shorter women

Why are amerilets so obessed with height?

Yea Forums is a black pit of despair, most people her are 100% miserable and want everyone else to be miserable too.

DAY OF THE RULER INCOMING, WATCH OUT MANLETS AND FEMLETS

It's an April Fools joke you dumb shit

The Cuckold

This

Nope I actually venture out of my room

Any day now.

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The verification requiring you to stand next to a commercial building gives away that this is a hoax, the pr behind tinder is just too retarded to properly release this on April Fools

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>Haha the unequal reality of sex is hilarious fuck Manlets!
A lot of redditors today. If they made a joke about biological gender or weight verification you same redditors would be in a tizzy. I hate women more than niggers these days

the station agent
it's really good imo

Then why am I a kissless touchless virgin at 29?
I‘m 6‘1 and never even seen a naked boob IRL. Only know from pictures on the internet.
I even have an above average dick at around 18cm.
Why am I still a touchless virgin?
Why?

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Yeah that will sure help a 5'6 man lmao

I dunno, I feel like a lot of men's current problems stem from a lack of brotherhood. Men do not support men at all unless required to by circumstance, but we havent had a major uniting existential threat since WW2. WW2 uniting men under one common banner resulted in the 1950s americana where the american dream was born.

Now guys will undermine their best friend's relationship for 1 night of cumming in his GF's hole. These height threads are just an extension of that where men who "meet the cut" turn around and mock other's to feel just a slight piece of increased chance of hole access.

Why are third worlders so obsessed with Americans?

Because women are and men want to meet to women’s standards to fuck them

Mainly a protection thing. America is all about machismo and women believe taller men can protect them.

Btfo means blown the fuck out

WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

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WE KNOW

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you can only reply to this post if you are at least 6'2"

They would never because men want to fuck women and re the pursuers that’s reality manlet

I unironically just got a match from tinder like 2 weeks ago and we're still chatting each other til now

Getting real sick of double standard of what ok to joke about and not ok.
These lunatics need to start living by there own socials rules or someones gonna riot.

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You literally live on this imageboard don't you user? Please have sex.

you give them all your medical records.

Why are some of your measurements imperial and some are metric

Men have always been like that same as women I only have brotherhood with my family and close friends you can call me edgy or whatever but I don’t care if I try to make another mans women cheat or sleep with her if I don’t know the guy

I know that's bait but I'm unironically considering that

I made a fake chad tinder and had over 2000 matches in less than a weekend. So enjoy your match user

>When the founder of Docusign joins your team and you still don't pump
Link is cursed.

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You sound like an insufferable fag. You probably haven't even grown out of metal.

hello

>but I don’t care if I try to make another mans women cheat or sleep with her if I don’t know the guy
Society used to punish and look down upon this behavior thanks to christianity being the dominant social consciousness, but now, unfortunately, you're the norm

Short women also want +6'0 guys. It's not about height relative to them, it's about height relative to other girls boyfriend's.

>he doesn't know about airplane mode
what a pathetic fucking fag lol

Day of the tunnel when?

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Do you go out and meet women?

Should I super like her or would she figure it out brehs

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>the pr behind tinder is just too retarded to properly release this on April Fools
That would be even more retarded considering everyone will automatically know it's a joke rather than just assume. They're doing the smart thing by releasing it early and letting seething manlet incels hatespread it for them.

cause he's a bullshitter posting from a phone

This was her profile picture, it was stupid of me to match her in the first place

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What society? People have always cheated. It's biology for men to fuck everyone they can.

I'm 5'6",eat shit faggot

I can just go under your barriers

I‘m not a mutt and I know how much 6‘1 are in cm but dont know how much 18cm are in whatever their shit is called. What a retarded fucking mess fucking americans and their weird meisuring system.

Nigga LEAVE YOUR FUCKING ROOM.

There's online dating apps for you to talk to online then meet them...

True i don’t think it’s right but I love to fuck but at least I expect it out of most men

very big agree.
I've been guilty of this myself, and ruined a friendship over it. Never again.
We should be building eachother up as a community instead of constantly cutting eachother apart.

Bump

>when it is hundreds of teams, Swift, facebook and it still at 49 cents

We are never gonna make it at this pace

wtf you never super like. That's like tinder 101. The only ones you superlike is your bro's ex who you're on good terms with to mark "hey, you're fun, but never gonna happen"

>instant family!

Who gives a fuck about a girls political opinion in a hookup app just fuck her and move on

>People have always cheated. It's biology for men to fuck everyone they can.
Yeah and civilization is about overcoming your animal nature for the betterment of your species. Of course humans engaged in barbaric behavior in the past. What has allowed us to thrive is looking beyond that and working to create something better than our "default"

she looks busted as fuck and no way she's 32
also:
>single mother of 3
have fun trying to find a place to fuck her unless you take her to your place every time

That's a guy's back.

eat shit fag

>flipping off an innocent building full of nobodies just doing their jobs

Women lol

I didn’t care but apparently you have to walk on eggshells just talking to a zealot

jesus 2000? I thought I had a good run with 30 although only one ended up continuing to regular chat

he's not trying to fuck the mom baka

I only go outside to buy food.
When I see woman on my way to the store they don‘t look in any way interested.

and go where? do what?
What I even write into online dating profile?
I have no idea about any of this shit.

Not really you just passively brush over politics or say something moderate and let them talk about themselves

It was more than 2000. I had to uninstall the app because literally everyone I swiped on was a match and it started to slow down my phone

That’s your problem you literally don’t try and people on the street usually aren’t going to stop and talk to initiate convo you autist

>172cm (convert it, burgers)
>had coochie regardless
It must suck having nothing going for yourself other than your height lol

>tattoos
>"im spiritual" bracelets

You dun goofed

>chatting to a tinder match for two (2) whole weeks

ok dude you fucked up hard. i can 99% guarantee she will never meet up with you irl.

in the future only use tinder and texts to set up a date. that's it. don't fucking chat to her like you're her friend. women will actually like you better if you project the image that you're constantly too busy to text her. she'll wonder if you're out fucking some other girl. the mystery and scarcity turns on her on and make her want you.

so here's what you do next time:
>talk to girl on tinder
>get her number (don't get her fucking snapchat, you'll just be another orbiter to her)
>use text to set up a date, as soon as possible. tonight or tomorrow night.
>don't fucking text her again until a few hours before the date, to make sure it's still on and she hasn't forgotten.

there. you are now automatically ahead of the 90% of fucking retarded men who don't understand women.

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>you can now get banned for saying nigger
What the fuck has this site come to?

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How the fuck am I supposed to know any of this?
I also live with my parents and dont have a job and no interest in changing that.
Paying no rent and sleeping as much as I want is a good deal.

Please be a troll

Write your interests, hobbies, etc... take her out to a restaurant, go to the mall, a park, the movies........asking honestly are you autistic?

Not unless they get rid of the Indians

How old are you? If you're 21+ this isn't the live you should be living

Not him, but strangers who talk to you out of the blue are suspicious as fuck. They either want to sell you something, rape you or harvest your organs.

That must do wonders for your self esteem

You should have learnt this from a father or social interaction in your life the best thing would be to get off Yea Forums

Curious, other than the picture, what did your profile say?

Yeah I can dig if it’s at a bus or train station but someone coming up to you randomly is sketchy even me being big and having a neck tat freaks me out I can only imagine women

>this isn't the live you should be living
Yeah he should be a real man waging his ass off all day so the govt can take his tax money and give it to chad and jamaal's unwanted kids

Here, boyim, sign this 30 year mortgage on a house with too many bedrooms. Now wife up a slut so she can turn your future daughter into whatever bullshit state university's resident cock-cleaner.

I‘m not a troll you reddit tourist nigger.

>Write your interests
I‘m just shitposting all day on Yea Forums that is all I do can I even call this a hobby?

What is a mall? Such things dont exist here.
The park? And do what there?
There is only a mcdonalds here, does that count as restaurant?

>are you autistic
That and probably other undiagnosed mental problems

Literally "just here for the nudes. I fuck on the first date"

I could do anything and the women were into it. I called a girl's mom a nigger and she laughed and invited "me" out.

There is other alternatives between his scenario and yours

>tfw 5’3
>tfw gay

It’s a good kind of feel. All the daddies want me.

If you guys can take anything away from this thread just never become this faggot.

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how about weight verification?

I‘m 29 and turning 30 in 6 months

Dont really care about this as I dont know any people anyway.
I‘m not as fucked up looking as you might imagine, I care a lot about my hygiene.

My dad just trolled me when I was a kid.
Never teached me anything useful.

So you're saying because there's golddigging whores out there you should never experience dating? That's like a foreigner saying I'm never going to america because there's mass shootings.

Do you lanky idiots really not know it's an April Fool's jokes?

inb4 >t. seething manthlet

It's funny because if she was a guy she'd look like an incel but because she has long hair and looks vaguely feminine her atrocious mouthbreather fish-face gets excused

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

Than go see a shrink and fuck a hooker I give up

>even if it is an april fools you know they'd never make a joke about women's weight or the like
Yeah, because women's weight is a dealbreaker, whereas attractive manlets can still get laid. A dating app won't implement anything that loses users

Okay but to be fair I asked her out for coffee around the 5th day or so but she was out of town (her tinder location checks out). and I did got her LINE and instagram. so who knows what'll happen next? maybe it's not over yet but god you make me worry

That is true beauty is objective but attraction is subjective my gf is this arthoe but she always calls me creepy and weird and I blow out her back 2-3 times a day

I'm saying maybe your definition of what being a man is is fucking retarded

>TEACHER, user HAS A GAMEBOY
Fuck off faggot

I don‘t want to pay a jew and support a whore financially.

How do we save the youth from this degenerate app?

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Kill the userbase.

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It's sponsored content which is why it's still up
Don't mind the reddit nigger
hiding behind his phone

>tfw 5'6 and have only had 15 sex partners
>tfw I've missed ques from women who obviously wanted my dick but I was autistic and didn't see them
>tfw fucking three different girls at the moment but want new pussy but it's too much of a chore
>tfw all my tall friends (literally all of them) have kind of fucked up what they're doing in life

I want to blow my brains out daily

Reminder that women are awful at guessing height - my ex gf thought I was 6'2 for two years. I'm 6'0. Her ex bf was 6'3.

>Rowan

Ok but you're still the fucking loser here. You're still hung up on her while she shows other guys how much you sperged out and laughs.

kill yourself pablo

I’m not hung up I was just banned because of her, I have to meet girls in public now or through Instagram

Found the metal head/homosexual who probably has hair longer than 3 inches.

I never said being a "man" just living a life. If you think shitposting on some autistic imageboard is "living" then by all means kill yourself

>just living a life
Define "living a life"

Imagine being a 6’3 colleg football player who is a khhv

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>tattoos
You're the dumbass for wanting to match with her in the first place.

You kept her profile picture and are still triggered that you got banned for being a manchild.

Would putting that I enjoy lolicon up my chances for a match?

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Friends, memories, experiences, sense of purpose, learning a new skill, expanding your horizons outside your room.

>LINE
so you're a sex tourist in asia, right?
MAYBE she will want your white dick enough but no guarantees dude. if it took you five days to work up the courage to ask her out over text then don't get your hopes up, she probably already has you pegged as an orbiter. use my advice in the future, it will help.

different user here. Usually, you should get her private number soon, like on the second day at the latest. The longer the conversation sticks on tinder, the higher the chances it will fade into oblivion. It doesn't need to be a lost case, but meet her at the next occasion or never. It doesn't need to be over yet if both of you are on the awkward side of the dating pool.

what does the tweet in OPs post have to do with /pol/?

What did tinder mean by sex verification?

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>Marking out this hard

This place really is filled with retards

Guys still do it now. We haven't stopped, except for incels who chose video games over women for some reason.

Most people under 30 have tats get with the time gramps

you guys do realize that not everyone on tinder are looking for a quick fuck right? especially if they're more on the conservative side

No virgins allowed!

But nobody calls them tats