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Meanwhile on English Yea Forums
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'ate scots
'ate EU
'ate May
luv pie n chips
Muslim rapes white woman
wankpocalypse on monday lads
Already confirmed to be bullshit.
Wut?
t. amerifat
Conservative Party wants to ban porn so you have use your passport or buy a porn license to prove your age before viewing.
There was a rumour it was being rolled out on 1st April but they've delayed it once again and there's no clear start date. It was meant to start a year or two ago.
LOVE spireites
LOVE me mam
LOVE me missus
LOVE me kids
LOVE Greggs
LOVE Farage
ATE stags
ATE Corbyn
ATE tories
ATE pakis
ATE queers
ATE gyppos
LOVE brexit
simple as
>loves the dole
based
>implying the English could say that
That would be a prison sentence for 'hate speech' over there, kek.
*is everyone's favourite in your path*
based
Based sheepshagger
I've been noticing a distinct uptick in Welsh shitposters. With Australia on lockdown, are they gunning for moot's most hated?
'ELLO MUM CAN I 'AVE AN EXTRA SHILLING TO PAY FER ME Yea Forums LICENCE? NO I ALREADY SPENT ME ALLOWANCE ON ME WANKING LICENSE
Now that their Muslim PM has blocked their internet the New Zealanders are letting the 'sheepshagging rugby nation' side down and the Welsh are working doubletime to keep up the numbers.
>spireites
What is the best game show Yea Forums and why is it Bully?
>moot
Who?
OI GEORGE LOOK AT THIS BLOKE ON THE TELLY. HE’S WALKIN FUNNY INNIT?
luv me sum*
fixt i’ fo ya der
Oi lads, do you gots a loicence fer ya tv?
Some faggot, you probably never heard of him since faggots like you are into the whole taking anonymous pozzed up cum loads in your butt.
Makes sense.
dude brexit lmao
Pic related
SCOORE SUM FOKING GOALS ENGRAND
What is the thing next to the sun
>wankpocalypse
>Not fapocalypse
4/10 try harder next time
CAM ON INGURLUND!!!
feels good to not have mass shootings every other day
*Thinks about America 24/7*
Is there a British Yea Forums?
>English Yea Forums
>posts the UK flag
It took this long for someone to point this out, I was hoping to agitate some scottish people to be honest family
>giving council estate scum a speedboat they'll never use
fucking based
why would it agitate scottish people that you fucked up posting the english flag?
OI THAT'S HATESPEECH YA WANKA
MAY I PLEASE REMINDER THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GENTLEMEN FROM THIS BOARD TO ASSEMBLE IN THIS THREAD WITH A SEMBLANCE OF ORDER!
ORDAH ORDAH ORDAH!
referring to the entiriety of the UK which includes lesser countries such as Scotland and Wales as purely English
When I worked abroad everyone kept referring to the UK flag as the English flag, so I feel like it's something only British people seem to notice or care about
Delayed
>Ulster will remain British?
>No, surrender!
And did those feet in ancient times
>Two referenda?!
Needs more Fearne and Holly.
OI MATE you got a Loicense to play vidya, yea?
I'm going to have a big wank now haha
Post loicense kino chaps
Didn't she date Ian Watkins?
>Porn loicense
Memes are real i guess
She did, yes. She almost certainly knew he was a paedo in my opinion.
Yea but it's fucking weird over there. It's all the little things, like:
>cheque dubs
>shart posters
>all replies are on the opposite side of the page
>language is in british instead of english
I just don't understand how to use that site
Simple as
CAHM ON ROONEY
10/10 post
I was shocked to learn that in Korean there’s no unique word for the UK, Scotland or Wales. They all come under the name for England (영국). Scotland is just some horrid Konglish term.
Bases Bale is Welsh isn't he?
i guess asians were the true racists all along
nah born in wales but raised in Ingurland
Heh, the same as in american English, then.
Love Faceparty
Oi bloody ‘ell, lost me kinoplex loicense didn’ I? S’pose I’ll just have a right wank in me tea for a coupla hours instead. Fookin tories.
Needs more Cheryl Tweedy
She was actually hot at one point. Then she nearly died of malaria.
>allowance
She's a racist. Look what she did to this toilet attendant.
I forgot about that. I'd actually be interested in how people would see her if she had actually died of Malaria though.
Actually would you actually?! Why are bongs always so terrible at writing their own language kek
a drone
This guy should be Prime Minister
[POST CENSORED: DANGEROUS OPINION EXPRESSED]
yeah he blew it most americans don't even get one
next time use pocket money, not allowance
He got as far as Foreign Secretary, at least.
Anyone going to the Spice Girls reunion?
We just type how we speak and expecting perfect grammar all the time when speaking is a bit stupid really
Just got back from a lovely few days in Wales. Is there a single place in Swansea that isn't a fucking dive though
What was her best outfit this week?
only if Mel B and Geri are going to be fucking each other on stage.
go on den
FOY
Why do the british think beauracracy, ministries, and licenses solve every slight issue? Do they just LOVE going to city tell?
Geri is gross
City hall* or whatever
She's better than Victoria. Which admittedly isn't difficult.
dunno maybe you should ask em
I love Victoria now. I think she looked bad with the bleached blonde hair. Her and David looked the same then!
I think she's too skinny now. Looks like she'd break if you fucked her.
I thought I was?
>up next in BBC, The Monty Python remake with afroamerican actors
>Don't forget to pay your tv loicense today, also read your daily 2 pages of your Quran.
that's the whole joke behind the silly walk sketch that most people are too stupid to see, and they think it's just about le silly walks.
Yep
>when the cops get arrested
*muffled God save the Queen in the distance*
Last time I looked, born in Wales means Welsh, you fucking dopey cunt.
i need a pint of larger for me edache
Classic
Got Moretti on draught if that's alright mate
First actually was about him. Second actually was about her. Like this: Actually you need to think a bit more about criticising someone’s grammar when it was actually sound. So fuck up, you silly fat helmet.
Why do brits say "me" instead of "my"
You literally invented the language, why don't you use it right
man whats Tesco got
Why no Posh?
>gutschein
Hau ab Tommy
t. the ones using it wrong
That they would have to pay full tax on before even getting it.
Oh.. Oh my.
She doesn't need money that badly
Usually goes by the parents rather than where you were pooped out.
Prizes are tax free, usually.
BEST NOT B ANY SOFT SOUF FC CUNTS IN 'ERE
FOOKIN POOFS
WE DON'T CARE
CAUSE WE'RE ALL
ANIMAL
LOVERS
Tell me you're not stupid enough to think that's all that sketch was about.
Only if they say so. Old shows weren't tax free, caused a lot of problems for people.
I started watching it just now and it probably doesn't help that they have a live studio audience track exploding the instant he starts walking.
>book OF OF
this doesn't work as well as the whitewash webm, /pol/. now fuck off.
>Literally blows raspberries on stage for 15 minutes.
>Is surprised when series is not renewed.
>brits are so fucking stupid they think shit like this and mr bean are funny
I hope the hajis completely dominate your island.
>fearne cotton
My sexual awakening
hnnnggghh
t. butthurt britbong for being redpilled
Why are brits so ugly and utterly stupid as fuck lads? I’m glad we got away when we could.
t. jelly ugly fat stupid islenigger
there are 2 but we don't talk about them here because we don't want foreigners going there
>jelly
>ugly
>fat
>stupid
But enough about Americans.
t. cousin fucking, crooked teeth smelly european
t. too stupid to even understand what's going on
It's a satire on British government bureaucracy you brainlet
>English Yea Forums
>posts the union jack
are Americans this retarded?
>LOOK AT FUNNY WALK
brits are pathetic
You have to be 18 to post here.
You got a license for the that wank haha
What's /ourgirl/ up to these days?
Your all over the shop lad
Get off them Stella's before you do yourself some damage
Smuggling a high powered long range rifle into the country and planning to push through a no deal brexit with bullets
Only seen these in the Netherlands
ORRDEEEH ORRRDAAAAH, AGAIN I ASK THE CHAMBER TO CONSIDER THE HONOURABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF MASKETTA'S PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO CRASH THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS, ALL IN FAVOUR SAY "AYE"
OI, 'AVE YOU WANKERS GOT YAH BANEPOSTING LOICENSE?
>you're a massive lad
>propa
TAKBIR M8
>English Yea Forums
>uses the British flag
Does every American think all British people are Londoners from the 1800s?
oy, waresye 'ate speech loiscence?
I FUCKINN SUCK BLACK COKZ FOR A FIVER
FUCJ Brexit. Remain is coming, lads.
'E's a beeg goy
Name him! NAME HIM!
HE COME OUT STEW
I believe its April fools by the sun to torment the lower classes for a lark
they got bored spooking them over the EU and now are now pro EU
>me in a wig
better
Richard Herring BTFO for all eternity when Lee realised he could just do his bits in a silly voice and it was the same if not better.
>Does every American think all British people are Londoners from the 1800s?
They/re not?
Not happening, EU cuck. You should move there if you love it so much.
Banning porn is unironically based as fuck.
Yes to Fearne.
No to Holly.
Mel B recently admitted on Piers Morgan that she and Geri once shagged so Geri could check her sexuality.
Mel C, who herself once went thrr=ough a pretend lesbo phase, was visibly shocked
>No to Holly
philistine
there were blacks around, just not very many
don't bother lad, hes just a shit-stirrer.
ah
do people really think borders are somehow less strict in the past ,than they are now? As if people of didnt migrate too different places on the massive amount of sea vessels or caravan migrations over thousands of years?
The only "all white" places are where steppe migrations wiped out the local population and settled.
Your just British in a fat suit.
IF MEL C AND MEL B DO THE PRETEND LESBO SHAG WHAT MEL DOES THIS BECOME
A) BC
B) CB
C) D, AS IN GIVE HER THE
LESBIANS DONT REAL M8
they were pets, if you took these paintings seriously you would think 25% of England were midgets
MY FUCKING SHITHOLE EX YU COUNTRY HAS BEEN AIRING ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES LITERALLY FOR 30 YEARS NONSTOP NOW!! AND I MEAN THAT! ONE RERUN AFTER ANOTHER. AND WHEN ONE TV STATION DROPS IT THE OTHER ONE SIMPLY PICKS IT UP! SO GODDAMN SICK OF IT!!
OH LOOK THEY ARE JUST LIKE ME XD. LIVING IN A SHITTY COMMIE BLOCK JUST LIKE ME XD.
>CUK party
lmao.
It's weird how much croatia loves delboy and rodney
Yes, do you have the evidence to prove the contrary?
they're just drinking the /pol/ koolaid is all.
We show maybe 4 episodes a year and it's always the same ones at the same times. Like Christmas and new years.
Most of it was crap that has been forgotten
Scary cunt
Unironically the most profound statement on the human condition ever to grace television.
Of all shower pics from that show you use. You use those?
I like all of them
>fap
yanks out
I watched this at my Dad's at Christmas and it was great.
TANGEREENS THE SIZE OF
en.wikipedia.org
fuck off retard
Aardman should really do a spin off film featuring the penguin and his earlier crimes.
WILL THE RIGHT HONORABLE user FROM Yea Forums PLEASE PRODUCE A SET OF REPEATING DIGITS
I miss Miliband memes lads
>THE RIGHT HONORABLE
There's a U missing, you yank cunt
Those three were annoying as shit, the one on the left especially. That one needs a tranquilizer sometimes I swear
shattappa you face
>implying anyone from Yea Forums would be a front bencher
Hate the Irish more than the pakis to be honest lads
Jezza pls, go to bed
>yfw Scary Spice actually aged the best
It's like you are trying to prove my point user
Though I will give you a benefit of a doubt for Toff
IMPLYING ANYONE FROM TV IS HONORABLE AND/OR RIGHT
>not 'ating poles
not a true manc
Mel B fans were playing a serious long game. But I'm not too proud to admit that they won in the end
Toff was just a joy to watch with you lads
Britain has had a fucking giant bureaucracy of legal bullshit since before the Normans turned up in 1066.
I’m not completely sure about the various areas of Scotland, but Ireland had a legal code going back into it’s early history, and some of the laws are similar to the Hindu Laws of Manu, which are thought to go back to the 2nd century BC, or further.
The area that is now England had a full legal code as well, and people used to sue others for all sorts of petty bullshit.
If a person didn’t turn up to court to deal with the petty lawsuits, after a certain number of times they would be deckared an “outlaw”, which meant that back in the day, outlaws weren’t becessarily major criminals or murderers, they were people who got sick of dealing with petty bullshit laws, like failing to purchase their TV or Porn license.
Cheeky
25% of the British ARE probably legally considered Midgets.
Weren't you at the protest yesterday?
when the fuck do we get to see The Man Who Killed Don Quixote?
A documentary about based Dave Allen on BBC 2 then CIA probably being shit in the inevitable biopic after.
OHDAH! OHDAH!!!!!!!
why are british women so ugly on average?
Whats Owen Jones doing at a leave march?
Did someone finally kick some sense into him?
>CIA
>shit
m8 he made Hynek work as a cheesy ass reluctant hero, have some faith
tiny island
tiny genepool
Where's the joke?
t. Concerned Texan
>NOT RACIST JUST DONT LIKE EM
THIS IS THE BEST NORF MEME
oi wuhnug git insoid sum tionie brihish jeenpoo eef yeundhhstand wot ahm sane lad
WEEL THE 'ONURABUL GEN'ULMN PLEASE STOHP TAWKIN'
What did they mean by this?
youtu.be
keep gone one are-kid an ah levur ya ya cheeky cunt
>peterborough
Yer missing out mate
Y'all leave the EU yet or whuat?
God he's a retard
ask again a year from now
Trump built the wall yet or what?
'ungary did
and you wanna leave 'em
We've been here the whole time
'ungary is not the FUCKING EU mate. We might not want to leave if they were.
Thats funny Holly on MOM was mine
I like how Hungary is staying in the EU in spite of their president making a show of being a fascist.
just like Trump.
Hungary is in the EU.
just join V4 you tits, your land's future is all about the dominance war between polish and muslim immigrants anyway
OI DOC PAVEL, OIM CEE AYE AYY
HE WANNDNT ALONE
YOU DON GET TA BRING YOUR MATES
OI THEY AIN'T ME MATES, KENT
DON WORRY, NO CHARGE FOR THESE WANKERS
WHY WOULD I WANT THESE HERE FUCKAS?
THEY WERE TRYIN TO NICK YER PRIZE. THEY WORK FOR THAT MERC THERE THEY DO. THAT MASKED BLOKE.
BANE?
AYE
GET EM IN THE BIRD, I'LL CALL THE BOSS
THE MANIFESTO WITH THE GUVNOR LISTS MEESELF, ME MEN, AND DOC PAVELEER, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU FUCKS
FOIST BLOKE TA TAWK GETS TO STAY ON ME BIRD
SO, WHO GAVE YOU THE QUID TO NAB DOC PAVEL?
BANG
OI HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, YOU WANTS A BLOODY GO?!?
TELL ME ABOUIT THAT GOBSHITE BANE, WHY'S HE WEARIN THE BLOODY MASK
LOT A LOYALTY FOR A STREET CHAV
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY YOU'D SHOOT A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE?
OI AT LEAST YOUR GUMS CAN FLAP, 'HO ARE YOU?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR PLAN
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK
IF I YANK THAT OFF YA FACE, WILL YOU CROAK
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
YOU'RE A BIG FACKA
FOR YOU
WAS GETTIN PICKED UP PART OF YOUR PLAN
OF COURSE
DR PAVEL REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOUR OF YOURS, WE ARE TO FIND OUT WHAT HE TOLD YOU
NOTHING, I AINT SAYN A BLOODY THING!
WELL STREUTH, YA DONE BLOODY GOT YOURSELVES CAUGHT. NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT PART OF YER SCHEMES
CRASHING THE PLANE....WITH NO SURVIVORS.
I visited Großbritannien last year. Cornwall and Scotland were beautiful, the food was surprisingly good, and the people were quite kind and nice.
I wanted to get lucky with an English bird, but couldn't consummate it.
They aren't. It's a meme. I've been all over Europe and N American, and Brit girls aren't especially unattractive. Better looking than Eastern Euros on average.
Are the Welsh the cheekiest lads on the island?
>WELL STREUTH
Fuck sake lad, nobody in England says that unless they're imitating an Aussie.
Cheers Jerry, should have gone to the Lake District though but at least you avoided the meme that is London
I'm an Amerikaner, coincidentally of British ancestry. Just wanted to use memelanguage instead of writing UK.
Sweet christ--I had a filet mignon pie that was simply heaven. Wish meat pies were more a thing in the US. The Cornish pasties were excellent as well.
Look forward to vising Cornwall/Devon again, and Northumberland as well.
If you can find somewhere that does a steak and ale pie with Stilton in it, I'd highly recommend it. Stilton is kinda bad on its own but coupled with beef it's incredible.
Also try and do some coasteering in Cornwall if you like some tamer adrenaline sports, it's one of the best places in Britain to do it.
kek
Why was Sick Of It so shit? How could Karl let us down? And do we forgive him?
yer a fookin' nonce m8
u aint been speakin to a 14yo uve been spekin to me
nuff said!
And now, the Best of English Football prepare to send England out in the next Quarter Final against the Germans.
I give you the great Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville...
Areet
Just got done watching top gear again
>norfs saying "these" instead of "them ones"
>ever
0/10
I swear on me dawtas laif I fooken lever ya
why didn't we put aside the rhetoric?
I miss milliband. millibants for PM
but it ran for four series
It was great. He was like a less creepy version of Zuckerberg.
What are some good British films or TV shows that accurately depict modern British life? They always seem to be period dramas, crime dramas or depressingly mundane shit like Eastenders.
>accurate depiction of modern British life
>depressingly mundane shit
Yes? The only thing the soaps are missing is the twelve billion slavs working the gig economy for Deliveroo and sleeping twenty to a room.
Why is the UK such shit? American shows are far more optimistic, uplifting and sentimental.
fuck off wanker
Yeah, almost as if America didn't win the second world war only to immediately have it's economy and empire ripped apart by it's so-called allies, leading to a vastly more cynical mindset that is reflected in it's home entertainment or something.
>I need all my shows to be happy!!! :(
you're not prepared for british shows.
t.
>woman
based and peter hitchenspilled
I don't but it'd be a nice change to watch something optimistic and British for once, to feel happy about the country I live in.
There were quite a few optimistic films made in the 1950s, but Americans wouldn't watch "a bunch of limeys acting like they saved the world" so the British film industry couldn't keep up with the American one and was eventually largely absorbed into it. And the yanks sure as fuck aren't going to show Britain as great when they could be showing America as great.
There's also the whole crypto-religious need of the British left to denigrate Britain and its institutions, which probably stops the BBC and Channel 4 from doing anything optimistic.
kek saved
he's right tho
based
>the gig economy
had an old CEO who used this term a few times. Didn't know it made it across the pond.
After Life was nice. Hard to beat Black Books though.
KEEP MISERABLE AND CARRY ON, PIP-PIP CHEERY? -OH NO!
Father ted or I.t. crowd.
>OORRRRDDDDAAAAAAAHHH
>MR SPEA-
>MR SPEAKER
>ORRRRDDDAH
>speaks in a heavy accent ripe for the memeing
>burgers default to oi-tier shit
Lmao
i can't remember, was thinking british people care about the flag like americans do, part of the joke or retardedness by the american writers?
how the fuck was this passed off as 'posh' lmao
I found After Life okay but really obvious and phoned in as you can expect from ricky gervais nowadays. The Office is probably my favourite show of all time and probably the most accurate character study of 'modern' day British life anyone who prefers the American version should be hanged.
The Office is definitely better than After Life, but AL did a decent job of being serious while also being funny, I think. It's a solid watch.
Nothing tops Bernard Black for me when it comes to Britsitkino.
She was the only one that didn't get her pusi destroyed by scary.