Can you imagine? Haha

I would if I could

The plot twist was Andy was never pathetic all along.

What about nobody liking someone makes the person nobody likes pathetic? What if they are just a bit shy and live in a world of loneliness?

Shut the fuck up you loser, have sex

what a preposterous premise haha

>tfw haven't had sex in 6 days now
I can't cope for much longer brehs.....

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why not fuck a whore at that point?

Anyone else here lost their sex drive? Like you can get laid but you just don’t bother or turn people down?

I live in parents basement because unemployed and unemployable currently and I can't wash myself without telling them where I go

You’re being abused dude

>abused
No I'm not, they provide me food and shelter
I know I should get a job and get economically independent but no-one hires me despite having qualifications
They just see a 2 year long blank in my resume, the blank in interests (I thought about writing movies but I didn't because Yea Forums) and once they ask about having a wife and kids it's a thank you we will call you but they never call or they send an email saying it's over loser
I just need some help to get out of this slump

Get a job.

Hahaha this has to be fiction, right?

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Nit picking bullshit little questions can be abuse, you know, like hen pecking.

>40 days and nights without masturbating or having sex while having multiple hot women hanging from your dick
I want to see you try faggot

have sex incel losers

men shouldn't have to do so much for a fishy hole its sad.
Bitches dont want to talk to you unless you're hot as fuck, or have accolades.

Any decent to average looking dudes have to work so hard just to get pussy. Why the fuck should i have to be a success when i'm already more talented and know more than the average girl im trying to date?

They think theyre special but they're not jackshit.

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Bend over roastie

I'm glad I lost mine at 15 to a big tiddy goth slut
Now I don't have to be a loser like you guys

Already clearly a comedy because the concept is far too ridiculous...I couldn't survive a single DAY without sex

stop treating your pussy as if i have to jump through hoops and earn it. You probably couldn't make me cum harder than i can when i jerk off.

You're not jackshit. the men you reject are innately better than you, they can't rely on their genitalia alone to attract a partner.

>Fuck society
He can't fuck anything

I'm honestly more afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either even happen that is.

Lmao everyone look and laugh at the incel who popped up here from the depths of /r9k/ and doesn't get a meme or how sex works hahaha

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lmao look at this seething bitter incel lmao!

I can't even imagine being virgin after age of 18 but thats maybe because i'm not bad looking, thanks mom

I really feel for people who are born ugly, their life is truly a suffering

Literally everything is about looks in this society, if you have looks you can do anything

>i-i could t-totally fuck you but my hand is better, female!!

Didn't he almost have sex throughout his life?

I am not ugly and I'm still a kissless virgin. Not really a turbochad supreme either but I lift for 6 years, eat better than anyone around me and don't dress like a manchild.
I just don't leave my room that much

I know the feel bro
I come here and feel quite smug because I feel that due to my genetics I am able to almost have a double life, I have literally no problem getting laid and yet I can still come home and lurk here in complete darkness talking pure shit on this website

lol i had sex with a prositute and that shit sucked. i hadmore fun jerking off to the concept afterward than when i did fuckin her.

Wow imagine not having sex for that long haha...

Is that supposed to make you sound less ridiculous? Because everyone who has had sex knows that it's an entirely different beast when you're in a relationship. Condomless, passionate sex with your new girlfriend is literally one of life's greatest pleasures, no fucking shit you had an overrated experience with a hooker INCEL

31 kissless virgin here. I'm so far gone I'm too scared to see a hooker

>my only sex experience was with probably some random gook, in a brothel somewhere, with a condom on that I paid for
>it was shit!!

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If you got a hooker she would probably laugh you out of the room

Imagine being this much of a retard

Probably yes, things are not good.

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Maybe start with volunteer work with charities in your area? It's a good way to make connections and get some experience while you search for a job, and it's at least something you can point to to fill in gaps on your resume.

unless you find the rare escort who actually gets into it and does really good GFE sex with an escort and sex with someone who is also just as attracted to you is pretty different dude.

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i cant remember passionate sex that happened 5 years ago. Yet at the same time my gf's pussy stank and she couldn't give head well.

so yeah that shit is some overrated shit. Ande if your girl is good at everything sexual you're datinjg a bonafide slut that has had 20 other cocks in her so enjoy that as you try to pretend you're more satisfying than her 20 other partners.

i lost my virginity back in 2013 to my ex gf. And sex while it was good and enjoyable. the pleasure was inconsistent. And her pussy stank.

So really that shit is overrated and i should not have to charm my way into a used up hole.
lf their dick count is higher than 6 people. then the effort that should be required to fuck em should be less.

nah man i've had both. and while its better with a gf. it isn't always good. sometimes your dick doesn't cum as hard

in the movie, he said boobs feel like bags of sand. I know that this isn't true because he was laughed at. what do they really feel like?

bags of sand

grab ur own boobs and see for urself

They literally just feel like lumps of fatty tissue

Imagine being this optimistic in 15 years? Nope

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bags of dicks

>tfw lost my virginity at 15
>tfw 32 now and successful
>tfw pull 18/19/20 year olds with daddy fetishes
Feels quite GOOD man

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If you are still a virgin in your 20s let alone 40s you are doing something horribly wrong

Drawing graphs about the 80/20 split and creating an incel movement instead of getting drunk and going out is why you can’t get laid

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does it get better if your'e an autist as you grow older and get more experience in life?

Jesus fuck. Don’t understand how you can be kissless virgin now days. Go watch RSDFreetour shit on YouTube then apply it. I’m ugly with poor posture but can still make out and pull girls at bars/clubs. You literally just walk up to them and chat shit

sex is overrated, it's not some life-changing shit. you just sound whiny complaining about having to charm women.

You have to go out to meet people, and get laid. If you don't leave your basement you won't get anywhere, memeing faggot

getting drunk doesnt make me a better communicator dickwad. nor does it make me more attractive or confident to approach women.
like legit goinjg to bars aint shit unless you're good at talking to people.

it aint shit.

i'll be honest i am too goddamn lazy. why do all that work when i can come home from work and read a fucking book? maybe i'll get out of the funk eventually.

Pretty much, you stop caring so much about little things in life, and realize girls are pretty much dumb and easily led on

y not get an escort

the amount of effort and qualifications i need to bring to the table just for a girl to want to fuck is ridiculous.
If i were to actually compare her to myself, in terms of charm, int erms of knowledge, in terms of skill, and or talent. 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 im better than the bitch.

Yet she is hard to impress and judgemental even though she herself isn't shit.

Have sex

yet you sit on Yea Forums and cry sounding like elliot rodger lmao

The thing is that you can't "just get an escort" if you're a late kissless virgin

>look up for an appropriate hooker online
>call/message the hooker and set up the time and place of meeting
>look up for an appropriate hotel online
>go call up for a hotel room and pay up/reserve a room for that certain date
>day comes, go buy condoms and then drive to that hotel, go inside and wait for the hooker to come
>when she comes have some meaningless dumb small talk before you get to the room
>get into your room, get undressed and try to have sex for the first time in your life with basically a complete stranger while never even kissed a girl
>when it's over you get dressed, pay the hooker and then go home
Would bail out on step two already my famalam

how

lmao

I had sex when I turned 18 but here I am anyway, browsing Yea Forums on a saturday evening. What's the point of it all?

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>instead of getting drunk and going out
Whenever I do go out drinking with some of my """friends""" I am desperately holding my faux normalfag facade in every interaction and trying to be a good """friend""" the best I can, but as soon as I drink enough in the night I stop giving a shit about anyone and everyone around me and I usually just literally get up and go straight home without even saying bye to anyone.

i have tho. thats the irony here.
I am legitimately more experienced than most incels it doesn't change that most women can't even fucking hold a conversation without you completely guiding them through it.

they're legit stupid. They have no charm, and dont know how to be interesting.
an autist like myself doesn't want to have to fucking tap dance and play prince charming all the fucking time.

Like cunt, just be a person and talk. i shouldn't need to lead everything.
elliot was mad at men. I dont have a problem with men at all. nor do i think ijm a supreme gentleman. I just dont think women can live up to their own standards that they expect me to meet.

you forgot some important steps
>if you want a proper escort who doesn't have STDs and has a much higher chance of actually convincingly pretending she likes you have to give your fucking employment info/sensitive documents to some shady organization that vets people
having a minor anxiety attack just contemplating it kek

>I am now closer to 40 than 18
>still got nowhere

Can't wait to kill myself.

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stop dating dumb women retard

This

the majority of girls are that way tho. they legit need you to approach them, they need you to say something funny or interesting.

it's rare to find a girl you can just open up a conversation with something as simple as "how's your evening tonight?"
Like you could ask that shit to a dude and it could lead into a full discussion, with women you have to do some wow factor unexpected intersting shit. i shoulodn't have to joke and say hilarious shit either when these bitches couldn't make me snicker if their lives depended on it.

I wouldn't hate women if they didn't think they were so hot shit and didnt have standards they couldn't hold themselves too.

>how's your evening tonight?
Yawn

exactly but if you asked a dude that, you could prolbably lead into a normal discussion.

why the fuck should i have to say something interesting when they couldn't do it themselves. do you really think they're going to come up with something more interesting?

They're not interesting themsleves majority of the time. legit their fuckability is the only thing they get by on.

why should i have to approach her with some shit she's never heard before when i've seen 20 other bitches like her. Why should i have to formulate and think of interesting shit to say just to start a conversation.

hows about you just talk like a normal fucking person and let the conversation grow naturally instead of me needing to immediately have you engaged in the conversation.

but user they're all unironically and clinically dumb

>andy was a totally chill dude
I havent seen the movie in years, was it ever actually explained why he never got laid?

Don’t be boring, the other guys arnt and they don’t have to stress to come up with interesting stuff

A pathetic opinion using a picture of one of the most pathetic members of the FGC. Impressive

Yeah, I remember when I first started dating a girl and had to show her my resume with three pages of professional references before we could even hold hands. Tough stuff, user!

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Because you overthink everything you do. I’ve browsed this site since the latter half of high school and I’m married/active in my community/etc. Unless your autism is so crippling that you’re one of those people that has a spiraling tantrum if somebody pats you on the shoulder, you can actually accomplish things. Some saturdays I go out with friends, sometimes I stay in and watch a movie or shitpost or play games. Part of being an adult is being able to do what you want and be ok with that.

People say its hard tk get laid. Is that an americlap thing? Im no chad and i remember girls throwing themselves at me and i just put the pressure in. "You wanna be with me? We gotta fuck" some left and some stayed. 100 percent honest, never jn my life i have approached a girl, also usually my friends would just tell me: oh look that girl is looking at you or whatever. You just gotta go and talk some shit.

This
He was a failed normie at worse, not a true incel, maybe a volcel

sex is overrated

america is suffering from an incomplete sexual revolution
the women here are revolting and manly, and the men are pathetic and enable them

Because I see what types fuck whores and I want nowhere near ANY of that.
Let alone stick my dick in such a sewer.

sex is so variable. How many women have you fucked. You could fuck 10 and still not meet on that cums constantly and knows how to fuck. Or it could be your first. keep trying

Good ironic use of the NPC meme, that´s really what the normies(& many here too) think.
Even if it flew over the heads a bit, like irony ALWAYS does on the fukn internet.

you are a chad

I'm ugly and i lost it before 18 and had multiple partners since then, i have no idea why it is so hard for some to get a girlfriend/have sex, my best idea is lack of gumption and terminal insecurity.

If you just grow older, no.
Everything stays the same, your sexdrive haze wears off and you see women in the stark light of reality, NOT a pretty sight.
You´re alone till you die, either hasten it up or learn to live with it.

>gumption
You're not fooling anyone, boomer

Truth.

I don't drink alcohol

Because they’re biological failures just like any other animal?

Doubs of truth.
The reason these normies are making fun of you though is because they simply followed the herd of cunts and learned how to become like them.
Shite.

You´re very likely more on the introverted part of the spectrum and thus never had that chance nor the urge to associate with the dumb female creatures.

Lucky you (unironically!).

I just like using that word. I'm on bennies since 13 years, hardly a boomer thing.

They feel like your butt kind of

How could I imagine it haha I am a well adjusted individual hehe

The goal of existing is literally to reproduce. By being incapable of reproducing you've lost all value as a living creature.

>biological failure
You'd only be a biological "success" if you actually procreated, but 99% of sex that normies have is just for pleasure

What's worse

>having sex once and then never having it again
Or
>never having sex in the first place

Definitely the latter.

Eh. I don't think a whatever poor ghetto fuck from africa pumping out 12 kids per year is of more value than a person like Nikola Tesla.

But having sex doesn't mean you're reproducing

Most of the time, it doesn't

and prolonging the chain of DNA that for some reason wants to replicate itself for infinity but can never escape the constrains of a finite Universe is valuable because....?

27 year old virgin here, never even got close to a kiss either

You are like a little babby. Watch this.

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Do they also check your emails and bank account?

Well, youre obviously not ugly.
Truly ugly people dont get laid.
t.hunchback tier ugly

Losing my virginity at university at 20 years old was honestly such a fucking relief. It really weighed down on me, and losing it allowed me to move on with my life and be a lot more chill around girls, and funnily enough made getting dates much easier.

I've had several friends tell me the same thing, losing your virginity will change your perspective of women and how you behave around them. You'll stop being intimidated by the idea of sex and coming across as off.

They are doing it on purpose, aren't they?

But I don't want to have sex?
What does it feel like to actually want to have sex with someone?

I’m not intimidated, I just don’t like whores

Paradoxical. There's a thrill and relief in finally finding someone and putting a shape to your desire. But there's an ache and obsession that never leaves you (even if you're lucky enough to want someone who's available to you). Even when you're with them, you're stuck with this absurd longing

When is the cut off date when you can't lose your virginity after a certain point?
Do you think that there are women who can't get laid and after a certain age they fuck any rando to just stop being virgins?

Prostitutes, user. The polite term is prostitutes

I think women either have sex at a young age, wait for marriage (and get married and have sex) or don't want sex and remain virgins because of that.

there's an implication that someone who remains a virgin for 40 years is so unexceptional at social etiquette that in 40 years of living, no one has even considered having intercourse with them. The problem isn't that they're a virgin per se, it's the question of WHY they are a virgin.

Hey congrats on your trips man, you must be proud. I was the post above yours and was a lil bummed out to have barely missed it but I'm glad for you nonetheless
Congrats on your dubs too btw

Thanks friend, I wish I had called my trips while posting but oh well, can't have everything.

Actually the PC terms is sex workers.

I don't want sex with nothing attached, I want to be loved

>tfw became 22 year old virgin today
I'm starting to become worried.

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>If i were to actually compare her to myself, in terms of charm, int erms of knowledge, in terms of skill, and or talent. 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 im better than the bitch
>i'm already more talented and know more than the average girl im trying to date

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Spoken like woman (but seriously congrats on your trips)

Why is this board obsessed with sex and incels. You talk about anything, but no discussion of movies and shit. Dont tell me to go to leddit, redditniggers are too obsessed with sex like you people.

I remember when I was 17 kissless virgin and pretended in threads like these that I was a 24 year old kissless virgin here just so my post seems that more legitimate. Now I am that 24 year old kissless virgin.
Happy birthday fellow virginite

The closest material is silicone. They are very very soft and squishy but also feel solid

haha

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lol I used to do that too, but as a 24 yo pretending to be in my early thirties who recently lost his virginity to give a little hope to my fellow based anons. Now I'm nearing 40 and still a virgin, struggling to convince myself incoming wizardry isn't just a coping meme

Yeah, just be yourself man.

>be 19 year old fag virgin
>friends around me one by one losing virginity
>proceed to do nothing and be awkwardly gay
Part of me wants to go out there and just get laid, but another part wants to bide my time and find a relationship.
It's all meaningless because I have absolutely no confidence in interacting with people concerning this

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To be fair sex is just something for me to jack off to later.

but society loves faggots and trannies though

Impressive faggots
You literally gave yourself autism

sltrib.com/news/nation-world/2019/03/29/share-americans-not/

>but society loves faggots and trannies though
Lmao no, literally Jewish intimidation and brainwashing
When the time is right normies are going to hang everybody, trannies, faggots, jews

Our (((society))) unironically believes itself to be the most superior thing that happened to humanity in FOR EVAR.
A MALE Virgin is virtually a walking contradiction to this retarded view.

Somebody who is NOT well adjusted to an insane system become a THREAT to the insane denizens of said system.
Thus the hate.

LMAOing at this thread
Incel groupie therapy: The thread

How hard is it to fuck? Jesus you people are pathetic

>inb4 “no you NPC Normie”

The exact same thread every fucking day. Yea Forums has actually becomes more and more like that groundhog movie.

>catched

Yeah haha

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>How hard is it to fuck?
About as hard for us as it is for you to keep your yap shut and not reveal what a tard you are.

LOL

that cope

They like to call themselves whores though.
Because they´re the most honest women you can find.

Based Incel Poster

Jokes on you faggots I’m literally meeting a girl in 5 minutes. I’ve trolled her into thinking I’m a normie too.

Definitely the former.
You know what you will never get again.

Based Liar Poster

Good on you, have fun. Keep the spaghetti in pockets.

Haha see you tomorrow virgin fag lmao

Give sex.

Give sex

Just punch everyone who laughs at you for being a virgin, you'll see how they stop hating you for it.
You're just old brah.

Give sex

Shut up nigger. Were all on Yea Forums. Were all incels.

lmao @ my.life

ummm sweaty this is 4channel

How was the first time for the past 20's ex virgins?
Did your partner noticed it was your first time?

>sweaty

Tell me, Anons. How fucked am I? I've never considered myself an incel because I've always rejected girls when they've asked me out because I've always considered it weird and awkward to date a complete stranger. I've had girls ask me out all the way since first grade to college. Some girls at my college have even wanted to have sex with me. Now I'm 23 and I'm starting to feel like I'm going pass the point of no return. People are starting to get surprised when they find out I've never had a girlfriend and I think I'm starting to creep people out. Should I just give up on finding a decent person and just start using Tinder like all my friends or is it too late for that even?

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Personally I think you commited the deadly sin of pride/arrogance by rejecting these girls and now you are going to receive your punishment by never having sex and staying a virgin until you die or kill yourself
I hope you make it though because compared to the rest of us you are still young and you turn your life around the last moment
Good luck brother

The thing that hurts the most is the complete hopelessness about it.
I can't just groom myself and everything will be magically okay.
I have no friends to introduce me to a girl and even if i did, when the conversation would eventually reach sex and i'd have to admit i'm a virgin, it'd immediately throw her off.
I'm nearing 21 and can't even imagine making it to wizardhood. I just want to die.
Happy birthday friend

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>when the conversation would eventually reach sex and i'd have to admit i'm a virgin
Girls never ask that
You stay confident and on target until you deliver your seed deep in her pussy
Fake it till you make it

You've failed your biological purpose. Ignored an unbroken chain of life reaching back 3.5 billion years, and failed worse than the jock idiot you look down upon.

You tell me, incel.

>Bed girl
>"so, uhh, how do i do this?'
Illusion broken

>how do i do this
You don't need a book to fuck dummy
People fucked before books
You just insert your erect penis in her vagina and pump her in and out
Lmao just don't think about it and do what it feels good
You just have twisted perception of sex by porn (a Jewish invention) but porn ain't real sex
Follow your instincts bruh

Women like funny guys who are confident. Also lifting doesn't hurt either. Learn to lick pussy as well.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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Yea dating gets worse and worse every year.

Reminder that this exists

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Just confident guys, the biggest lie is that women have high expectations, if you literally are able to lean toward her and kiss her on her lips without asking she's going to open her legs and let you fuck her
You just have to make the first step, it's a confidence test, after this it's clear sailing

>a year without sex
how did she even live?

The universe hates weak men

This
Not necessary genetic failures but broken men unfit for impregnating
It's a harsh world and the strong prey upon the weak

I wish I would have had the nerve when I was in high school and college and into my mid 20's. I missed out on a few chances by not making a move. I also think it would have boosted my confidence a bit when I was younger.

>everyone is a special snowflake who is equally beautiful and special EXCEPT white virgin males
Why are normies such hypocrites?

You can turn it around. You are still really young.

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in my life.

What's the source of your low confidence?
Why you couldn't lean and kiss her?
Leaning is particularly important
Sex is literally and symbolically violation
The penis violates the vagina
The man should violate the space of the woman
Leaning towards her without asking permission is violation
And contrary to feminist bullshit, taught by your mom, dad, teachers, women feel nice when the male is strong and violates without of course devolving into rape
It's a fine balance but it should come naturally unless feminist indoctrination at school corrupted your young impressionable mind

I just could never make a move. I thought when I was younger that I should tell a girl that I liked her. Haha. I was clueless.

stop projecting, incel

I'm a 58 years old virgin

>I can't even imagine being virgin after age of 18 but thats maybe because i'm not bad looking, thanks mom
D-did your mom take your shota-virginity?!?!

wtf are u me

How many incels does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just insult it because it won't screw.

he's right user your coping

Dis un's a good joak, mane

this guy's asking real questions

26 year old virgin femanon here. I live in California, the most degenerate state. I'm very religious and I don't participate in hookup culture. Seems impossible to find a modest and religious man here.
>durrr just find a man in church
They're all 30 year olds or older. I want someone my age.

>I’ve trolled her into thinking I’m a normie too.
there's no trolling user if you have young grill coming over you are normie

you're only 4 years away from being 30 they are your age
also tits or GTFO

Not alot of mirrors in your house huh?

>31 years old
>haven't had sex in 4 years and 3 months

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virgin man bad
netflix good

>tfw lost it at 27
>tfw I know I just got lucky and will go back to being a loser waiting years and years praying I get lucky again (if ever)

There are worse fates than a virgin my friend.

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Indian Ewok is wise

>NEVER EVER A GOOD THING...
>...and sent. Time to call up Chad see what hes up to

bitch

but yes, i really related to the movie when thr poor guy said it just didn't happen

>you MUST have children
>doesn't matter how much pussy you get, that condom MUST break
el Oh el

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>Wasted potential the post.

I lost my virginity at a massage parlor in early twenties. I have probably fucked a hundred hookers by now.

I had normal non-hooker sex 3 times.

sex has been performed trillions of times and is the reason you're even here. To not be able to get any is pathetic and your family-line will hopefully cease

Sex is gross, best pussy is my hand.

>your family-line will hopefully cease
What if have two brothers though?

Well if they aren't pathetic like you then the family line will live on, yes

So that means I can stay a kissless virgin forever with no obligations?
Based

If I had sex now I'd probably go into some kind of frenzy and make bad decisions because it's a new experience.

Who can beat me?

>23 years old (soon 24)
>never had friends
>never been to a party
>never drank alcohol
>never smoked anything
>never been flirted with
>never texted a girl (even for school related things)
>never been to a party
>never been kissed
>never been hugged (even by parents)
>never held hands
>never had sex
>don’t leave room most days

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Dam, son.

Just b urself lol

Atleast you have an iphone.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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I had friends and I've been to a party and I drank alcohol and I smoked and I flirted with girls and I texted a girl.
Still a kissless hugless handholdless virgin though, so don't sweat it.

it already breakes when I put it on dicklet

2008 was only 10 years ago
wtf is happening?

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2008 is when everything went to shit. Economy, media, politics, and now apparently even sex life.

all of this, even if the hottest girl came on to me I'd have no clue what to do

Apply at mcdonalds. Also not having kids/wife is a plus for jobs as that means more free time (for work) explain the blank as you traveling the world. -Hiring manager comcast

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Just be your self my dude

>never drank alcohol
How

haha his name is mr. wang

Because not only are they not establishing their own families and having children, more often than not they not contributing anything meaningful to society, either tangibly or intangibly, are more or less parasites living with their parents, are not capable of taking care of their ageing parents or themselves when they become old, and collectively have a negative effect on society, socially and economically.

Based

this

in fact a girl outright asked me to fuck her and she told me i was pretty. since i'm not used to being complimented i simply said no.

absolutely based
dab on the roasties

condoms come in different sizes brainlet

Nips have a name for people like this, by the way. Basically their version of "incels". It's not flattering.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men

she asked me if i wanted to be her fuckbuddy and i said that i'm not a cuckold lmao

was the right decision, we were 21 and she was fucking some married middle-aged guy

Spaghetti was kept to an appropriate minimum. Seeing her tonight lads

How old are you now? How often do you think about her? Do you think she would even remember who you are?

Guys what is it like to kiss a woman you like for the first time?

>Devaluing of the family unit.
>Devaluing of sex outside of immediate gratification.
>Devaluing of traditional female virtues.
>Unprecedented expansion of communication and connection via technology.
Women, as the actual holders of reproductive power, now have access to countless men beyond their immediate social circles. Day in and day out, they can have the attentions of hundreds if they so choose. This creates an unrealistically high notion of self worth in women, driving them to seek out increasing more attractive men, despite not actually being on their level.
On top of that, it's been beaten into people's heads since the 60s that sex is a purely physical activity with no repercussions outside for STDs. Combined with the push for women to 'be like men', you basically have yourself the perfect storm.

It’s like a dream come true but for her it’s nothing more than a nice moment. You will never forget though

I legit need you to elaborate.
I'm in love with this girl from work and we have a work party next weekend and I'm gonna muster courage and try getting it on with her but I'm scared shitless and I wanna know what to prepare for if I really did manage to get that far so it wont catch me off guard. help.

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i want my first time to actually matter

The fact that you're overthinking it means you're gonna fuck it up. You might get pity sex and the most awkward work shift the following day in the best case scenario

No fucking shit I'm overthinking it that's what happens when you're kissless virgin in your twenties

I've only been kissed once but holy fuck that feeling is superb.
It was just when highschool was over and for some reason a chick from my class kept contact with me and we texted and shit and after we went out a few days before she had to move for college, when i was dropping her off at her house I just felt an ancient Chad force flow through me and i just leaned in and kissed her.
The rush was something i haven't felt yet. I still get chills, man.
I doubt she ever really thinks of me though after all this time.

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Just imitate the Goose and stare into space only giving short answers and having brooding BGM to give you the mysterious vibe. e z bro like a lemon squeezy

Be chill
Make sure she has alcohol in her system but in a non creepy way. Do not try to get her smashed just tipsy and a little more maybe if she feels it
Be aloof and charming
Tease her lightly about things she just said or something, no sensitive shit
Tell jokes
Laugh
Confident body language

At some point in the night you might have an opportunity to go in for the kill. It will work if you have put on the moves right and she reciprocated. Try to get closer to her but don’t force it if you see her shuffling out. Look at her in the eye (from close proximity) and see how she looks back. If you see the sparkle go in, and just kiss her. Depending on the situation you can French it up, or just leave it at that. It’s a warm happy feeling especially if you haven’t done it many times before.

>Chad math teacher once made fun of me and told me that i have a real 'silent, James Bond style thing going on that chicks really like' and the other kids laughed and i didn't know what to say so i just laughed awkwardly too
I'm still salty after all those years

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LOW

based math teacher dabbing on shyfags

Is the buckling in your knees a meme?
Because that shit is the most scary like what the fuck, can you actually stagger from a good kiss?

Haha you even type like a virgin. It’s crazy how obvious it is on some posters

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Went to see a hooker, couldn't get it up. Didn't really excite me.

That's what a lifetime of looking at porn will do to you. Beware youngsters.

>Guys who don't communicate enough with the opposite sex is never, ever a good thing EVER
Gee, I wonder what made them like that in the first place...

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It's not hard. I don't drink or smoke too. You just don't catch on and avoid scenarios where you might be asked to drink. And even then, your disgust for alcohol and drunkardness will dissuade you from trying anyway so that's how.

Not if you’re a man

So that's a meme invented by women?

It's a huge adrenaline rush. Imagine the feel after beating someone up

>tfw you have to first imagine 25 other feels just in order to maybe imagine a glimpse of kissing

that counts tho

Sex, dating and breeding just seem like another time drain on your 2/3s of waking life.

The more time you spend with distractions, the less you will have to pursue grand goals.

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This is absolutely correct, but cmon we are posting on Yea Forums(nel).org on a Saturday night, no one with grand goals is here now

this guy goes dumpsterdiving therefore he aint incel, yes yes very legit LOL

lmao just bee yourself, fag

My knees remain steady. So I guess the buckling really is women propaganda

cope, and yikes

well I've done it and it wasn't really that interesting

You probably werent that much in love with her.
Getting near the girl I love already sends my heart into cardiac arrest. But the stress is mostly because of the uncertainty of fucking up the situation/her not liking me back.

>imagine having offspring because shitters that fucked up keep telling you to
topkek
poor runts tho

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You're 23. I'm 28, and I'd kill to be 23 again. Take whatever chances you've got. And for God's sake, don't tell anyone you're an incel, doofus.

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>is ugly
>blames liberals

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>I'd kill to be 23 again
maybe this is part of the problem. start living in the moment, maybe? just a suggestion.

Just 5 more years for me.

Holy shit youre literally me. Drinking just makes me sick of everyones stupidity and bullshit, making social events unbearable.

Caring how many people shes slept with is the ultimate sign of a cuck. Get that nut faggot of she trained her dick sucking skills thats a plus if her pussy makes you nut instanlty Im fucking that bitch on the regular. I hate you fucking faggots and your retarded logic

>Your Fiance Has Slept with 200 Men. Here's Why That's a Good Thing...

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As long as your dick is still working you can have sex. I wonder if there has ever been a dude who lost it at like 70

Reddit and memes aside if you live in places like NYC hook up culture is prevalent. Plus Im not a beta that cares, I only care about busting nuts.

those quints (pents?)

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Wheres the 40 year old whore?

Idiot, being a fuckbuddy is pretty much the exact opposite of being a cuckold

But why feel the need to put others down? That's even more pathetic imo.

yeah i'm gonna do that while she fucks some fat 40 years old fuck, that's not getting cucked

You don't get it, it's not like your in a meaningful relationship with her, you're not providing for her, you're not dropping her off at the fat 40 year olds house. You're just getting your nut with some whore.

have sex

that's not what i want though

i stopped giving a shit about nutting into someone at 15-16

Well I'm already half way there

>weather's getting nicer
>went for a walk the other day
>trying to bee myself
>every girl i see i imagine raping her
>have to speedwalk home because i start sweating from all the fucked up things in my head
>cant think about sex without it being violent
26 khv btw

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kek. based

the problem is having 40+ partners by age 21 and then wanting to kill yourself because you realize life is empty

Stop beating your meat like it it owes you money.

I once caught this movie on tv past midnight, now I know that was Bryan Callen

Actually you'd be surprised. The welfare state, and independence movement pushed by liberalism has created shift in perception of men. Your sexual appeal is no longer about financial stability, self discipline or whether you have your shit together its all about your appearance. And despite contraception being a thing, women are still conditioned to believe that they need to find a long term partner. So what you end up getting is an insanely biased operational sex ratio catering to women based solely on appearance.

stop watching porn and coming here, in a few months you should have reset your brain

Feels good. There's no place to be a bully in real life and growing up as a Chad in nerd hobbies I had to be kind to you little faggots. At work or at home I have to be a leader. Here I can tell it straight with no real life consequences. So suck it up. I'm telling you the hard truth that you aren't getting elsewhere. Deep down that's why you asked it here and not on Cuckbook.

this much projection yikes my duderino

Thanks for reinforcing how impossible it is in your mind for me to exist. Hit the weights. Learn some social skills. Maybe you too can get your dick wet. Maybe. If you tried.

>doubling down

we've got an epic movie character here

>girls
>on Yea Forums
I can already tell you are a guy, but at the same time I feel bad that you have to live in that hell hole of a state

>didn't even get hugged or held hands
Sweet fucking Jesus what type of parents did you have that didn't even give you simple shit

>>girls
>>on Yea Forums
You've never been to /cgl/? It's the female board. Nothing but insane lolitas, and more than a few are probably future crazy cat ladies, if they are not already.

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>tfw 43 year old virgin

I have reached enlightenment

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It demonstrates a lack of bare minimum social skills.

>2 year long blank in resume

"I was traveling in South America and doing some freelancing on the side," replied the not retarded job-seeker when asked about the 2 year gap in his resume.