>his investment portfolio... took a little tumble
His investment portfolio... took a little tumble
Jacob Hall
Ryder Cooper
>All we have to do is decide is what to do with material conditions that are given to us
What did Gandalf mean by this?
Ethan Brooks
>Many of these trees were my friends! Creatures I had known from nut and acorn. They had hedge funds of their own.
Jayden Ortiz
...
Carter Martin
holy kek
Carter Edwards
Cooper Myers
YOU BUY!
Landon Hill
>he can't take his compulsory revaluation of all asset classes affected by adverse market conditions!
Henry Price
Profit is behind
Bankruptcy ahead
And their is not much cash to spend
Cook the books
To the edge of legality
Until the taxes are all avoided
GST and income tax
And capital gains
It wont be paid
It wont be
Paid
Lincoln Fisher
There won't be a savings account pip
Levi Bennett
I cannot imagine anything more cucked than having your daughter become an internal auditor.
David Lewis
Zachary Adams
INSTEAD OF CLAIMING CAPTIAL ALLOWANCES YOU HAVE ELECTED TO AMORTIZE OVER THE USEFUL LIFE OF THE ASSET!
Justin Wilson
>Even the smallest of internal audits can change the course of our end of financial year budget reports.
Aaron Phillips
This is without a doubt the single wittiest meme this board has ever birthed.
Easton Rivera
Dominic Bailey
This one always makes me kek
Jack Watson
>What about their reserve lines of credit? They don't need those
Blake Reed
Underrated
Hunter Gray
>”'In this phial is caught the net assets of Eärendil's Building and Loan, set against the solvency of my trust. It will provide dividends still brighter when debt is about you. May it be an emolument to you in cash-poor places, when all other lenders bow out.”
Tyler Perez
When Yea Forums memes better than /biz/. Shows just how much those dumbshits at /biz/ know about finance
Connor Lopez
What about *second* mortgage?
Jack Torres
Jesus fucking Christ.
Carson Morales
I do not understand this meme but it's making me laugh???
Thomas Young
That’s the power of taxposting.
Jack Wilson
Blake Russell
Adrian Reed
So much debt. What can men do against such reckless rates?
Aiden Jackson
#OrcLivesMatter
Asher Evans
>Gandalf? Yes ... that’s what they used to call me - Gandalf the Red. I am now Gandalf the Black and I return to you now at the turn of the new fiscal quarter.
Angel Garcia
jesus
Grayson Lee
Mordor must be a subsidiary of the Church of Scientology
Joseph Harris
Refinance with me!
Brody Rodriguez
Cringe
John Butler
Taxposting has legitimately taught me about banking and investing
Christopher Cook
Jaxson Richardson
Mother of God.
Ryder Wilson
>NO JUNIOR PARTNER MAY AUDIT ME!!!
Carson Stewart
This guy reminds me of Tim Blake Nelson.
Ethan Cruz
Hunter Morris
nice
Jason Ross
Jordan Sanchez
These thread really aren’t funny.
Also why does Yea Forums have to run everything into the fucking ground. Your like the autistic kid in class that keeps repeating the joke way past the point of funny and it just turns cringe.
Asher Diaz
>like
Jace Campbell
kek
Parker Powell
This is a good meme because brainlets like can't participate and get mad
Evan Thompson
Here we see the less intelligent derivative of the tax-poster, the race-poster.
Brody Jackson
at least it isnt the cuck poster
Lucas Ramirez
>I killed the investment bank under the mountain! I took his securities, like a wolf with sheep!
Kevin Fisher
>If the bubble bursts, Helm's Inc will fall.
>Even if it bursts, it would take an amount beyond reckoning. Millions to buy it out!
>Tens of millions.
>But my Lord, there aren't that many buyers!!
>*Saruman reveals thousands of Chinese-based shell companies*
>*Grima cries for the downfall of the market*
Ryan Kelly
What about second brexit?
Logan King
>Can you sell, Master Hobbit?
>Yes. At least well enough for my own portfolio. Though we have no market for small businesses... or premium stocks.
>And why would my stocks be unfit for the market? Come, net me some gains.
Evan Walker
keep your trash pol memes out of tv
Joseph Young
And Morgoth came.
Kayden Hill
*you're
Luis Wood
t. too stupid to understand the meme
James Torres
Beautiful.
Lincoln Edwards
aye this board be only for cucks and pedophiles!
Brayden Powell
A NEW MONOPOLY IS RISING
ITS MERGER IS AT HAND
THIS NIGHT, THE BOOKS WILL BE STAINED RED WITH THE INK OF ROHAN, LTD
BID TO HELM'S INC.
LEAVE NO ANNUITY
TO WALL STREET!
There will be no dawn for Men and Co.
Aaron Ramirez
>Who am I gambling?
Robert Gutierrez
The hour is later than you think. Sauron's forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
(The Nine?!)
They crossed the River Isen on midsummer's eve, disguised as riders in black.
(They've reached the Shire?!)
They will find the Ring... and kill the one who carries it.
(Frodo!)
You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron? There are none who can. Against the power of Mordor, there can be no victory. We must join with him, Gandalf... we must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Tell me... "friend"... when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
Yaaaah! (Uhrrrr-ah!)
Ick-aaah...urrgggg....uh! Urrrrh!!
Ahhhhhhhhh!! Arg... Hwooo!
Eh, ngh, ahhhh, erruh! Yah!
Owurruh, hurrrr, agh!
Eh!
Hah!
Urrrrruh! Uh!
Arrrrrhhhhhhhh! (Gnngh!) Hahhh!
Eyough... Huiyooo!
Uwughuh!
Woah...
Harrgggh!
Nnhrrrrugh. Ugh. Wugh.
I gave you the chance of... (Urrrr, ugh!) aiding me (Ugh!) willingly. But you... have elected... (Uroaah!) the way of... PAIN!
Whhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter Miller
> Not diversifying your bonds.