Fuck

fuck
its all over bros

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weight verification when
girls are so good at hiding their obesity

manlet cope

Now now user. We all know girls are not to be kept to the same standards as men!

This is a joke, right?

There's nothing to worry about if you're not a manlet. Surely you're not, right?

it's over

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Will they ever learn?

I am over 6 foot but tell people I stopped measuring myself there. Taller than all my friends. Still only use Tinder to harass strangers with weird, schizophrenic-like rants while hungover.
Don't worry manlets I'm sabotaging myself for you.

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this will just save manlets a lot of time and embarassment

>so....you fapped to BLACKED again, didnt you?

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a cruel april fool's joke

t. meant to post a thread but posted itt instead

Wow, that's some shit.

>manlets in this thread seething over a joke

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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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Fuck off faggot. Im 5'7 and my gf says im perfect as i am

I got banned because my ex and her spiteful friends saw my profile and reported it. I only ever matched once with some one 2 weeks after the relationship. Never touching dating apps again. I’d rather be a wizard than a fag.

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Clearly April Fools joke

>Bro it's just a joke, Tinder totally isn't responsible for the rise in incels

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>BMWF
More like white boys btfo

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Are you using Tinder to find your wife or something? Grow up and fuck some fatties dude

>ex gf
>wizard
user, I....

>asking a girl out is as easy as pressing button on phone
>REEE WHY AM I STILL A VIRGIN

Holy shit its real lmao
>blog.gotinder.com/introducing-height-verification/


>Say goodbye to height fishing.

>Let’s be real, when it comes to online dating — honesty is the best policy. Yes, your height matters as long as every other shallow aspect of physical attraction does. Please try not to take it to heart.

>It’s come to our attention that most of you 5’10ers out there are actually 5’6. The charade must stop. This type of dishonestly doesn’t just hurt your matches — it hurts us, too. Did it ever occur to you that we’re 5’6 and actually love our medium height? Did it ever occur to you that honesty is what separates humans from sinister monsters? Of course not.

>You were only thinking of yourself. Well, height-lying ends here. To require everyone under 6’ to own up to their real height, we’re bringing truthfulness back into the world of online dating.
>Introducing Tinder’s Height Verification Badge (HVB), because yes -- sometimes it matters

>It’s the tool we’ve had in our back-pockets for years, but we were hoping your honesty would allow us to keep it there. Our verification tool is super easy to use, and extremely hard to misuse.

this is literally eugenics

>mfw reported all the chads in my area so I get more matches

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Fat Swamp Pig verification when?

>tfw I thought that my growth stopped at 6'8" but when I measured myself again for the first time in many years, my height is actually 7'4"

Can we get a meat curtain free verification badge?

>April fools soon

Hmmm really gets my neurons flowing

This has to be an April fools joke. The only people who pay for tinder are the people who dont get alot of matches. Ergo the men who arent 6ft tall.

Is it too late for me-.. for us to start again?

Is breeding out flaws and undesirable traits a bad thing?

>it's real
look at the date you dinkleberry

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