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>The Chinese word for #Centrum soon began trending - with over 32 million users interacting with the hashtag.
>Many expressed their glee at finding themselves the object of Hiddleston's affections, with one fan posting a quote which said: "I'm not his fan. I'm his wife."
>"Look at the money I spent because of you, husband," another posted, alongside a receipt that showed she had spent 148 yuan (£16 ;$22) on Centrum.
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Sounds like the women are being creepy not the ad
I bet it's merely because he spoke Mandarin in the ad.
have sex
>"I'm not his fan. I'm his wife."
Jesus they are just like us.
is anyone gonna link the ad?
whats the asian equivalent of "he cute"?
Buncha fags in this thread
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Thanks kind user
how new are you?
kawaii desu ne
based
How is this fucking creepy?
What's with the greasy hair? >mfw someone with greasy hair comes near me
wtf im gay now
COLONIZED
Oi you cheeky chinks got a license for copyin' me bloomin' tellywotsit?
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>ywn have a white slave so goodlooking
kek caught me off guard
>Fantasy and reality
>"This was clearly an ad made for a very particular market, experts say. For many of his Chinese fans, waking up to a suited Hiddleston is a fantasy come to life, so the point-of-view format is a clever trick."
Why are incestoids so weak with cracker hunger?
Chinese guy here. This ad is pretty amazing. Asian people already love buying vitamins but this ad is like every chinese/asian girl's dream. Good looking white guy is your husband, makes you breakfast and tells you to take your vitamins. I bet those vitamins are selling like hotcakes in China.
oh no no no get this wh*Te male off these ads, women should be lusting after bbc instead
>stop my invincible son
So this the normie equivalent of gushing over anime shit?
this is what female POV porn looks like
might sound like a leading question, but do chinese women prefer white guys to chinese guys?
centrum is a shitty multivitamin anyway,
multivitamins should NOT contain IRON
>Tom-kun will never fuck you
why live
someone post the chink copypasta
>you will never be so charming you accidentally cause an entire nation to betray their race
>just be yourself
why did the CP allow the promotion of racemixing in China?
White + Chinese is still Chinese. Racemixing (in the eyes of the Chinese) would be if the kid is darker than the parents.
But I'm no one.
uh... what i mean is no niggers
>this is what female POV porn looks like
Pretty much
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I don't get why roasties fawn over this guy honestly.
> Asian people already love buying vitamins
Maybe too much.
Asian people really are rodents
>White + Chinese is still Chinese
no, it's not
He's good looking in a very accessible kind of way. He has a strange but attractive charisma and a lovely British accent.
I wonder if eating baby is good for you
That breakfast looks fucking terrible. Where’s the meat? No wonder the Chinese are such stunted little bugmen.
Yeah, he should've made her a full English and a mug of tea.
If Indians and Chinese ate as much meat as Westerners the world would be so fucked
>Bug Bitch: OHHHH HE SHOW ME DA EMOTION TING ME SEE ON DA TEREVISION! Me rove Hiderrston RONG RONG TIME!
If you can speak Mandarin and are foreign (not even necessarially white) you can easily pick up 10/10 chinkies as a sub-human incel
seething
Stop, my thirsty waifu
China is still one of the few remaining country's where people believe in corpse medicine - ie: grinding up dead people bits and consuming them as some sort of cure all or libido enhancer.
China has a long history of consuming criminals flesh and organs, though now they wised up and actually harvest organs from prisoners to use in organ transplants. No, really, go look that shit up.
I don't get why there's such hubbub about using aborted babies' corpses. I mean, it's essentially medical waste and there's things in them like human stem cells that are hard to come by otherwise.
they prefer guys with high vitamin levels
hah!
A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History
'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."
At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who has scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.
"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"
The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."
"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."
The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.
The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.
You just know somebody's going to do this but with an attractive female and it's going to start a chain reaction.
Imagine if instead of Hiddleston it was Emma Stone.Every Yea ForumsIrvin would buy hundreds of medicine or spoons or dog food.Me included.If I was a marketing guy I'd immediately jump to this train,it's genius.
>You have to eat all the eggs
Anime already has the lonely desperate male market cornered
Honestly I'm surprised more companies that use celebrities don't get them to do exactly this kind of shit, it's perfectly designed to cash in on their fangirl/fanboy audience. It's fucking insane to everyone else but who else will give a shit.
what if it was an ad for bluepills
BRB learning Mandarin
are powdered stem cells good for you in any way?
I used to have a crush on him and I’m a guy who had chink gfs
you caught it from them, it's an STD
We fear the big white cocks
japs do these ads too but for mens with cutes
Any white guy who speaks fluently an Asian language will absolutely slay pussy in that country
I know because I can speak Mandarin and Vietnamese
Anime doesn't have your favourite actress marketing a product.
>There's nothing wrong with eating dead babies
Oh cool.
Holy fucking shit it's not an ad, it's a literal husbandu simulator. Using this to shill products it's pure genius.
imagine this ad but with BHD
Young girls and middle aged women who act like young girls love British men like Hiddleston and Cumberbatch. Partly because of the accent they appear sophisticated and nice, but the characters they play are a little dangerous which adds to the attraction.
I dunno, but people use all kinds of stupid supplements with no real benefit. Chinese especially, they use all kinds of stupid shit like tiger penis elixir.
actual gravure
The whole time he looks like he's lost the will to live desu.
>Don't forget your medicine, honey
You sound like a vegan
>eww you eat dead animals! Gross!
Being a white man is easy mode when it comes to Asians.
w...w...w...w.....w....why d...d..does it say trans, user?
Cringe and bluepilled
>this is what weebs actually believe
How can a man appear confident and happy with a hair line like that?
East Asians will be genetically editing their kids to look exactly like Nordic people in our lifetime.
Idk I took it from Google pictures a few minutes ago by searching Eva green,it's just a screenshot from Casino Royale
gome home gook brothers
I...I...I.. N..N...N..Need confirmation that she doesn't have a dick, user
>Every Yea ForumsIrvin would buy hundreds of medicine or spoons or dog food.
nah mate. they'd buy more of something but not what was being shilled. probably just buy more alcohol, eat a dinner centered around some sort of canned meat and watch the ad on repeat until 3 am while getting blackout drunk. that's a guy reaction.
Nordic people will look like niggers by then
Is it just me or does he act the entire time like he's been kidnapped and there's a gun behind the camera?
will they age well like asian women or shit like white women?
>eat a dinner centered around some sort of canned meat
I have five different spam flavors in my fridge right now
>56%
shhh
Why would you keep canned food in the fridge?
Haha it would be funny if Kiernan fed you vitamins with her toes haha
Tuna tastes better cold than warm.
>Good morning,user
"he white"
He looks better with brown hair
EWW haha that would be so disgusting if she had her pantsless butt on the table while doing it haha
They ALL have dicks, user. Take the Transvestigation pill.
That's cus he is.
>he doesnt take food out the can soon as he gets it home
Enjoy your metal poisoning
I can't wait for the future, to be lovingly shilled to.
It's already been in the can for probably weeks when you get it at the store. If you gave a shit about some residue metal you'd just buy fresh.
I'm going to marry an asian girl just to make them hapa subhumans seething lol
t. Gook
I made you breakfast, user. It's a knuckle sandwich!
These kind of videos have been around for ages, especially with a beautiful female actress, and men have been relentlessly mocked for watching such stuff. Why is this suddenly news now?
Finnish are mongols
How can one look so JUSTed yet be so based?
pöhkö
why i wasn't born a chad
it's not fucking fair
lol you don't need to be a chad to get gooks girls. Just be white and 6'0
based and babypilled
I'm white and 6ft. I get no attention from women. Is it because I weigh over 400lbs?
Asian girls look at me like that and I'm a goblin
Hahahah this is fucking fantastic
>Is it because I weigh over 400lbs
I bet you're a really nice guy.
oh my god that's absolutely genius, it's literally diluted shoujo for normies
why is everyone laughing a nigger
nigger post your porn folder first before accusing others of being obsessed with affection from the opposite gender
yeah
the only attraction women will have to you is gravitational
Imagine if the guy was Idris Elba and every white woman in America and Europe reacted the same way
This is what we asian men feel right now
underrated
Why are there so many darkies in China? All the foreigners in Seoul and Tokyo, especially Seoul are white.
People are worthless animals. Stop seeing them as equals or caring about what they do and don't like.
M8 it's not every Asian woman. I seriously doubt this would get 1/100th the attention the latest kpop boyband video does.
If you meet a foreigner, all you literally have to do is be nice. Had a Chinese co-worker, men didn't hold doors open for her, ask her opinion on random little things, ask if she wanted something while I stepped out. Stupid little things like that made a big difference in making it feel like she mattered. She used to clean my balls so good with her tongue.
Why did she have to go back bros
There’s a blatant case of disparity when you have to be a tall, wealthy Korean megastar (not even film star, boy band member only) to have the same success in the west as an 8/10 average wage earning white guy in East Asia.
lel
This
One time a chinese woman came visit from Germany. She brought some german chocolate and was handing them out in the office
I said "Awww thank you" and she started blushing and covering her smile and looked like she got butterflies in her stomach.
No white woman ever reacted that way to me, not even girls I've dated
cute... CUTE
Mick Hucknall looks this THIS?
don't worry user things will get better soon
>harvest organs from prisoners to use in organ transplants
BASED as fuck lol
Would rather have the 2d waifus mate
Underated
>I'm busy for the next few weeks
>I'll make it up to you then
Chinese chick fantasy is apparently to be a side piece for an American business traveler. Like one step above actual prostitute tier.
Me on the left
Not a fantasy for many I’m sure
i'm sure even being in the same house as someone as famous and attractive as Tom Hiddleston would be absolute heaven to 90% of the earths women.
Is he playing Freeman?
The whole thing's more like a man's fantasy, waking up to someone cooking you breakfast. Sooner tell him to get back in the fucking bed when you see him in the kitchen.
The Asian female at the end really seals this
Holy shit
me
I actually agree with this. Fuck life sentences or executions, harvest their organs. I bet you rethink a lot of crimes when you might end up being an organ bag.
Kek
we Mars Chronicle now
Why settle for that when you can make them into shit chandeliers?
>The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura.
damn, those girls are ugly
lel
>they bleached his hair because asian girls want blonde guys and not brunette guys
So, this is what racism feels like...
Why does that dude look like he's been kidnapped? He's screaming with his eyes.
Do you feel it's strictly a physical thing? I hate to be all 'bee urself' but I think if asian dudes were a little more aggressive and gregarious (basically acting like white dudes) they would see more success.
Then again South Korea is a nightmare matriarchy so what do I know.
You unironically sound mentally unstable. Get outside.
For you.
How so? My opinion is completely logical.
Autism
humans are emotional beings, they think they should have an attachment to the body because the vessel of their conscience is sacred, otherwise they have to confront the fact that they're decomposing in real time
Stuff like this is what an “international police” force should actually be cracking down on. Bio-ethnographic quarantine when.
>a-a-autism
desperate ad hominem, seems like a won another Yea Forums argument
No one with a soul has any attachment to their body. You're not a body with a soul, you're a soul with a body. The soul is who you are. The body itself is useless, easily discarded, like a manikin. Only someone with no soul would feel bad about something happening to their body.
based chinks desu
I think in the future Asians will see more success, it isn’t uncommon to see zoomers in amwf relationships, at least where I currently live in the south of England, whether that’s K-pop working its magic or women realising they can get a better status Asian man than whatever white man is available to them I’m not sure. The passiveness problem only seems to be an actual problem in the west, I lived in Seoul for a year and passive is the last word I’d use to describe anybody from there, people were in fact rather aggressive. Kind, but aggressive. I don’t believe the country is a dystopian matriarchy either, I’d sooner be a man than a woman over there. Feminism is hated for the most part, the president thing was of course a problem, but she was voted in by Christian boomers because she was the dictator’s daughter. Their current president is very liberal for their standards and people are already getting sick of him. Their feminism is merely a facsimile of American feminism and is generally ignorable. Silly things like female parking spaces aren’t representative either, they were put in places years ago to try and fight sex attacks in underground car parks, despite this men use them all the time and nobody bats an eyelid.
He is rich, that´s all you need.
why is it always big guys with white shirts in asian media?
It's actually very psychological. Many women want a man whose so important that even getting to spend one day a month with him is an accomplishment. The more available he is the less they want him.
everyone in hollywood is a trans
this is unreal. it feels like he's holding back emotions and the creepy music just makes no sense.
what the fuck, are chinese even real people?
Even if the material wasn't completely degraded by being ground up and dried out, it would still be useless since your digestive system would immediately destroy the cells. Eating powered baby for health is on par with raping them because it cures aids.
Chink culture, like many asian cultures, is extremely unromantic and unempathetic, so his stilted behavior actually appears highly caring and devoted to chink women.
It's the same reason why chinks, japs and korean women go crazy for westerner dick.
im going to have his hairline in about a year, should i just kill myself?