Autistic Yea Forums shit you do

When nobody is around I open doors with one arm slightly raised forward, slouched, and pretend I'm a nazgul looking for the one ring.
Like this:
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Not sure if Yea Forums related, but when I go up the stairs and nobody is around, I sometimes run up like a retard, spazzing out completely, with my arms flailing. Like some mixture of retard, dancer and monster.

I'm 28.

You know what user you're alright

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i'm 6'4 and this post made me laugh out loud

Is going out for walks and driving around at night while listening to sad British pop music (which is also quirky) and synthwave autistic and Yea Forums?
Seems like something the Driver would do (but I'm not sure if he would like listening to sad British pop music).
I also often do this with my wife.

I open double doors like Arragorn opening the doors of helm's deep. I've asked others and they do the same.

i'm 6'4 and i'm not sure

Well, I'm 7'4" and I don't know why you bring this up...

this

when nobody else is around i climb stairs on all fours

ok i thought i was the only one who actually does an autistic thing from LotR but sometimes, when i approach people i breathe heavily like Gollum

Im 8’4” and also do something similar

If it’s a particularly sunny on a cold morning I take in the sun rays like super man when he first wears the suit in man of steel

You're not autistic.
You just love being comfy and you are a real human bean.
Also, it's nice that you found the one for you.

Kek

I say totally adequate movie quotes all the time, but nobody gets them.
I also do this pose.

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I am trying to make the recipe for the perfect pasta because I had a dream where Brie Larson shoved her mushroom foot into my mouth and it tasted like the most delicious pasta ever.

Whenever I get to a new city I loudly announce its name. I constantly joke about Sneed's. I put in references to big guy for you near constantly

Sometimes I like to stalk around on the balls of my feet (like, not tip toeing) and pretend I'm a dinosaur. I've done this since watching The Land Before Time when I was little. Guess I can't stop.

I’m 9’4” and that cracked me the fuck up

What will you call it.
Larson Spaghetti?
Lasagna ala Brie?

god bless user

>sad British pop music
youtube.com/watch?v=m0AKJMGxwpE

8'9" and i'm not sure what you're talking about

>Lasagna
LARSONGA

Pretty common but:

>Walking through a crowd
>Imagine Clubbed to Death is playing and Morpheus is training me

Sometimes when I walk up the stairs I imagine that I'm a SWAT member with a weapon and clear each part of the stairs and upstairs on my way to the kitchen.

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