Which books do you want to see adapted to film?

Those claims have been debunk as nonsense for decades now, I don't know why people keep going around parroting it like it's true

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>I don't know why people keep going around parroting it like it's true
Yeah what a mystery

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No really it is I've only ever seen this book talked about among /pol/ circles never once have I seen it cited as a valid source.

I wonder if he'd ever sell the rights.

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Holy shit lmao

I went to a moorcock talk at a bookshop back in the day, and he got interrupted by a guy dressed as pyat, ranting about how moorcock had ripped off his life story etc. Fucking great.

Makes you wonder what else was made up

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Not much apparently

over half a century and countless historians going through every document and testimony we've gotten a pretty good idea on what went down with the holocaust, only a fool would look at the most outrageous debunked claims and think the holocaust is fake especially when you a wealth of information to research it all yourself

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give me a quick rundown

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>historians

Yeah OK how about sending a troop of modern engineers with ground penetrating radar and checking the FACTS instead of relying Goldberg citing Shekelwitz citing Cohen.

This needs to be a scene in the next SW film

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If you want a serious answer I think A Canticle for Leibowitz is overdue.

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>canadian bestseller

Ofc. Wtf is wrong with leafs...

>Which books do you want to see adapted to film?

But seriously, it’s a shame Cameron didn’t the time, money and effort into this instead of Dances With Wolves In Space.

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never happen because bold and forthright people like yourself seem to get unaccountably timid when they lose anonymity, user.

What are you asking for exactly? Physical evidence?

It's genuinely baffling to me that there are people who don't believe the holocaust took place and that tons of documents from Russians, Poles, Germans, Lithuanians, Latvians, Ukrainians, Czechs, Hungarians and others are forgeries.

I read Red Mars, it was long but good.
Should I read the others?

Not only that but they somehow figured out a way to transport 5-6 million Jews out of Europe during the war and found a place to put them

You know jews weren't they only ethnic group they genocided right? Unless you're telling me those 5 millions poles and slavs were just hiding in the woods playing pranks on the population surveryers for five years.

Jews and Gypsies were the only ones they tried to genocide. Slavs were killed mostly as a result of anti-partisan actions.

high quality liars know when to stop
jews obviously don't

>anti-partisan actions.
Ever hear of the Einsatzgruppen?

A delusional Russian anti-semitic jew romps through early 20th century Europe, United States and North Africa.

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>squeezed into little cars
Hold up, did Germany forcibly create n on-Euclidean geometry-based clown cars? Holy shit, that deserves an award.

Yes, they killed mostly Jews.

Mostly Jews sure but they still killed tons of Slavs. They were most definitely targeted as well

Staying on the topic of nutsies, how about this rarely heard of book?

>A seductive, compelling alternate history in the tradition of The Man in the High Castle.
When the mysterious, beautiful Elleander Morning travels through time to Vienna in 1913, her aim is not to visit the birthplace of Schubert and Strauss. Instead, she has come to assassinate a struggling young artist. His name: Adolf Hitler.
>But 60 years on, long after Elleander has changed the path of the world, a mysterious book - the history of a terrible, global war that never was - threatens to unravel reality. As the horrific past - a past that never happened - begins to reassert itself, billions of lives lie in the balance . . .

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What is the story here?

>speak out
>immediately get demonized by (((media))) and thrown in jail
>haha why so timid, afraid of the truth, goy?

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Who cares

what would even speak out against? what aspect of the holocaust specifically do you find so erroneous?

Historians studying the Holocaust apparently. Not a lot of lads in this thread either as many seem to think it's only Jewish deaths the encompass the Holocaust

>someone draws a caricature of a jewish actress
>THIS IS LITERALLY ANOTHER SHOAH
Yeah I wonder why people just say fuck it it didn't even happen

Let's start simple, with logistics. Everything else will fall apart like a house of cards.

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It won't.

would you mind elaborating?

So you admit Holocaust denial is usually reactionary?

Post the one with the dick milking machines.

The Philosopher's Stone is an English Cthulhu pastiche. It even has Stonehenge mixed into it.
The main character is a precocious boy who grows up to be an amateur scientist under the tutelage of a rich toff.
Seeking to retard aging, and believing age to be more a mood of giving up and dulling down than a biological imperative, he starts to develop means to give a second chance through implanting a bit of metal in the brain of his subjects. This elevates people to a higher state of consciousness. The implant is not even necessary, it's just gives a kick start. Obviously he ends up testing this on himself and starts to develop extrasensory powers, including the ability to see through time, in to the past. However, something or someone does not want people to look beyond a certain barrier.

It's pulpy goodness.

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This was Debunked by a Jewish historian btw

Weird if it’s part of a hoax conspiracy

Time travel
An ancient wizard
A creepy clown crime boss wizard
Regency London
A goddamn werewolf

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It’s cool you admit you don’t actually believe it never happened

The infrastructure and time frame required to support the volume of the claims.

Would you mind being a little more specific? Which time frame in regards to what aspect of the holocaust in particular do you have in mind? What part of the infrastructure do you question?

What did he mean by this

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WEWLAD

Here's what /pol/ thinks actually happened

>A council of centralized Jewish leadership that has no documentation or evidence to ever existing decides to fake "the holocaust" as part of a plot to take over the world and enslave the Master Race
>Plant the seeds for decades (centuries?) in advance long before WW1 even happened (/pol/ often uses the old "six million" references as evidence of a conspiracy)
>None of this is ever discovered or found out
>Somehow orchestrate in the middle of WW2 the mass disappearance of 11 million people including 6 million jews and 5 million non-jews
>covertly relocate these people secretly to ??? (Israel I guess?)
>build all these complex facilities and phony camps that were actually resorts with theaters and swimming pools and etc
>falsify thousands of documents, photographs, etc
>create thousands of fake mass graves and fill them with fake bodies in the middle of nazi-controlled territory
>pay off millions of witnesses of dozens of nationalities, none of whom EVER break the silence that they were in fact in on a gargantuan conspiracy
>Pay off every single historian to have existed at the time or has existed since, they're all in on it too and none of them ever blab
>All the nazi's are in on it too as not one of them denied the holocaust took place at their trials, just their individual responsibility.
>The leaders of every country in the world is in on that, including both sides of the Cold War
>Jews coordinate all this despite no real method of communication at the time. Moreover not a single document exists of them communicating so it was all psychic I guess
>No paper trail of this MASSIVE unprecedented operation that has spanned now many years exists.
>Somehow THIS is more believable than the nazi's killing the people they said they always wanted to kill

all of this is a flawlessly kept secret of course. Not 1 person has ever blabbled and not 1 document ever revealed

makes sense to me!

cringe and yikespilled

btfo

there are like 180 or so countries where holocaust denial is legal. Why nobody from there ever been able to debunk it?

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christ

kvothe did admit that he was a huge inexperienced, young pussy back then. dude was like 15 or 16 at the time, cut him some slack. he becomes more of a chad later on
the protag kvothe is in the friendzone of his crush who gets by by courting men and ditches them every time they get too pushy. they have a falling out later on and he calls her a whore, which she undeniably is

>T-That's cherrypicking and does not count!

why would jewish historians debunk their own conspiracy lies?

not an argument m8

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>Jews invent the holohoax
>debunk their own fabricated claims
>profit????
makes sense to me

Why are western nerds so obsessed with Jews?

Seriously, I live in Hong Kong and came to the US. During school and among people with jobs and etc. I never heard about Jews or had people going on about them constantly. In China Jews are just viewed as richer/smarter white people

Then I get into warhammer 40,000 because I'm a weirdo with lots of money, and all of the fat shutins at the gaming stores are constantly yelling "oy vey!" and are obsessed with Hitler and blame Jews for everything. It's so bad that simply bringing up money has them all rubbing their hands and arching their backs because I guess that's something Jews do? Recently they've started wearing kakistani flags on their shirts and drink milk because it "triggers libtards". It's fucking repulsive and cringey and I am embarrassed and worried someone will find out I hang around with these people sometimes

It's like 2 different worlds. Go to work and nobody cares about Jews and are clean shaven, go to gaming store or the like and all of these fat man-children congregate and start raging about how the jews stole their girlfriends.

they don't have sex

oomf

what a faggot

In Treblinka 700k were supposedly buried. None of the camp maps could come even close to spatially being able to absorb that number.

Either way, the exact logistics are up to the claimant to present.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>open the image in a new tab to be able to read everything
>can't read anything

ANOTHER jewish trick

actually you're the one saying everyone else in the world is wrong so it's up to you to provide evidence

I know getting /pol/ to actually BACK its denial arguments is like pulling teeth though. you just say basically "it never happened, trust me"

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>None of the camp maps could come even close to spatially being able to absorb that number.
says who? are you an expert in detainment and genocidal planning?

same shit. nonsense claims debunked by jewish historians. Go on /pol/ they spam them all day 24/7

ITT:

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>In Treblinka 700k were supposedly buried. None of the camp maps could come even close to spatially being able to absorb that number.
except no

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OUCH

>debunked by jewish historians
that's an oxymoron

great rebuttal there man, I believe the holocaust was a conspiracy now.

>conspiracy
seek a rabi, Schlomo! the Golumkeks DID happen.

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>it's up to you to provide evidence

Russell's teapot.

just like you and losing your virginity

average cubic volume * claimed number, it's easy unless you lack basic spatial intelligence.

still lacking an argument I see

rly makes me think

except they all weren't held there at once. What sources do you have that state how many were present at any given time?

and where do you get your "cubic volume" number? And claimed number? post sources instead of just having me "trust" your speculation

back to /pol/

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What is the bare minimum of sustainable volume per person? Post a source stating it

Cringe and yikespilled

Can you PLEASE actually recommend books to adapt to film?
Stop derailing everything with shitposting.

Ok, Gateway is a space station on a hollow asteroid built by ayyliens.
There's small alien starships there which take people god knows where, a lot of them fail and kill the crew, some of them succeed in getting there and back again, and depending on what they find, they can make the lucky fucks ridiculously rich. Or not.
Earth is a total shithole planet where people survive by mining shale. A chance to make it rich or die trying (horribly)?
People take it, even though the cost of the trip up to the space station is $250,000, enough (in the book) to live very nicely for a year, or maybe start a family, assuming you both keep working.

The main characters is a neurotic wreck who managed to survive a trip and is recounting it to a robot shrink.

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litteraly you reading your convo ITT

Womp womp

>A delusional Russian anti-semitic jew
Is this a code word for self-aware jew?

definitely this. an 8 hour miniseries for each book. almost a billion dollars allocated to budget. it will work out fine. amazon will probably adapt it in the future no doubt

No this thread has already been Ruined by /pol/cels

The error was posting it on Friday night. As underaged friendless losers they’re up late with nothing to do. Another crime the jews did to them I’m sure

>No this thread has already been Ruined by /pol/cels
Go back to Twitter.

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Have sex first and I will

Your desire to control the flow of information is futile. Shame market is on Zimbabwe levels of inflation.

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He’s gonna damage control this

>Heechee
Good choice mate. Also the space merchants would be kino.

Why can’t you just have sex? Is it really too much to ask?

you first IDFcel

really we shouldn't be engaging these shills

The goyim are infighting again hehehehe

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This would be unfilmable. That's why I want someone to try.

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No. He denies being a jew.

Book about Tourette?

Because those countries are 3rd world shitholes with quacks qualifying as historians

Oh no no no no....

Japan is a third world country?

your father

>can't
Pfft. I won't. I have 20+ matches on Tinder just waiting - but I only use them as proof that it's up to me.

Incels are scary

The Black Company

Malazan (just for the clusterfuck, not because the series is good, it isn't)

The Divine Comedy

And massive budget version of the Scottish Play

lol faggot

Macbeth?

OY VEY

also
>i'm not going to disprove anything
>he's a lot of shit for you to disprove though

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YIKES

>claim stupid shit
>people ask you for proof
>y-you disprove it!

LMAO

>Star Wars return of the braap

A perfect example.

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i bet the irony is lost on you.

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Chuck Tingle is unironically based, he knows what he's doing

Google burden of proof

Yes. After reading all three, I can't imagine having stopped at the first book. The story really isn't finished until the end.

Have gender

Wrong. Anyone who has researched that time period knows that all the records are fucking terrible. I used to be a archival researcher and the German records are the only thing worth looking at. So many people thought their families died in WW2 only to find out that they were recorded as POW in German records.
Data relating to the actual camps is much more tainted because it has passed through so many biased hands. Records have been actively fucked with for 50+ years and the worst was during the early days. They didn't even have proper numbers until 40 years after the war. Look at the original stats published by historians where they completely ignored the polish records.