>i am no one >;)
Whoa badass
>i am no one >;)
Whoa badass
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So fucking done with the "muh strong women" bullshit going on in GOT.
Even if they were just training, lmao brienne would have btfo arya, she's twice her size, she has so much more range than her.
>le shadowy assassin
>instantly recognized by 80% of the country
>gets cleaved in two by the Mountain
Someone post the comic
>That was just an after image
>Arabs mountain in the back
And how the FUCK would that longsword not break her needle?
Literal fanfiction
Sparring sword. Has no edge to cut with. A smack with one shoul still bruise/hurt though.
>i am no one
i said that exactly line when i shared my edgy mall-goth poetry in my high school creative writing class.
i still feel embarrassed a decade later.
Quintessentially British
>get stabbed in the gut
>literally a fatal wound in 100% of cases without modern medicine
>drink some soup
>be fine
What did they mean by this?
The obvious twist is that Arya has been dead all along and a faceless man took her place.
the power of her uterus, vagina, and estrogen saved her
Nobody would intentionally look like that.
When she was being hunted by that other assassin, it was actually her hunting herself as a test to see if she had the guts to figuratively kill herself and become a faceless man. But when she failed and got killed, her face became property of the faceless men and they send one of theirs out to kill all those nobles up in the north. D&D should hire me a co-writer.
In any case a better character yet than that pudgy albino with the confused eyebrows and her pokemon
Actually its that the CIA that was killed by arya was actually a faceless and he comes back in season 8
Why did her head grow sideways instead of up?
>YASSS QYENEE SLAY
Based little girl killing grown fucking men.
did you google translate this from chinese or something?
Is that a man?
Baby's first STR vs AGI
That would be awesome but sadly they won't do it.
Please let littlefinger actually be the real faceless man god damnt he was the best thing going for the show in the begining
How will they visualize this?
i was ok with a million fuck ups throughout this show, but the way they killed off baelish is a fucking travesty.
Not him but a slow shot of the faces room with Arya's on the wall would be enough
>beats a trained knight 3x her size with the power of angles
HEH
Terrible, terrible scene.
Even worse thread.
>3x her size
>head is bigger
a daily reminder that DEX > STR
Having Littlefinger fuck everyone up and take Sansa as his sex slave was the only way the show could realistically have redeemed itself.
The line isn't bad. It depends how you use it.
ugly troll... I've always disliked her face so very very very much
i swear if brienne survives the show i will * L I T E R A L L Y * go out and kill the first woman i see
have sex with that woman instead, user
UwU
The line about the pie was the cringiest in the goddamn series
>no bolton betrayal
>north remembers speech and frey pies both given to women for GIRL POWA points
Is there any character who got more shafted?
sure there's incels on this board but i didn't think it was this bad. have sex
Arya will stab Brienne with her other strapped-on Needle.
Daily reminder that the white walkers will only be killing humans because they're evil with no depth.
False, they just want to kill Bran.
>having any faith in dabid
Yeah no. They're evil because they're a bio weapon gone wrong and once the night king is taken down all others will go down mothership style.
bran ascends to the cosmic plane and takes the night king with him. bran's physical body dies. it looks like the ultimate self sacrifice to everyone. then the spirit of the night king does a 5 minute monologue in space explaining to bran how the white walkers are just a part of the ecosystem similar to how we have ice ages on earth, and how it's now been disrupted to the point where the planet will collapse. bran realizes his error and attempts to warg into the night king in the westeros timeline but wargs back too far, causing a split in his mind where the boy bran is still alive, and cosmic plane bran wargs into the night king right at the start of season 1 and the cycle continues forever
This snowboard scene was so out of place
It looked like a feminine boy when it was small, now it looks like a fucking goblin.
fuck off phoneposter
what's the night king's fiscal policy?
bro she looks like the missing link come on
Why do you still watch this shite? GOT officially ended after S3, this is fanfiction. You wouldn't want to waste your time watching fanfiction would you user.
Based
Because it would make no sense. Why would a faceless man kill Arya's enemies and talk to the fat kid
>GOT officially ended after S4
Fixed.
>all dark brown and black leather
why do these "medieval people" dress like bikers and gay club attendees?
god i wish that were true
Because someone paid them to do so, of course. Arya's face is just convenient to get in the positions required to kill them all with one man.
What went wrong?
you're a pedophile
Why’s he called The Tickler
I bet you couldn't even get the knife erect user
She peaked at 12 lol
Bong genetics
All women peak at 20 kilograms user
is a scientific fact
That's 5 kilos too fat for my taste.
This show is so fucking bad. Are people genuinely that dumb or are they blind and hypnotized into liking it? I don't know how anyone can be into this shit. It's garbage.
normies eat up anything popular
No Sansa tiddies, 3/10
Hahahaha
Has she gotten fat?
Oof
If digits, we will see both Arya and Sansa's titties this season.
chad had already fucked every hole
>69
>steal other people's faces and assume their total physical identity
>ice zombies
>magic dragons
>teleporting duplicating mages
>warging
>time travel shenanigans
>people who are fireproof
>people being raised from the dead instantaneously with previous injuries instantly healed
and you take issue with someone being stabbed
Someone BTFO this scrub about suspension of disbelief concerning magic, but not realism, so I don't have to
Sophie Turner requested a nude scene but D&D refused
Holy SHIT that cunt is ugly
Why is it always young girls that get the short end of the stick? She was my fave character until the show went full retard. It's like Lisa Simpson all over again.
>Arabs you in the back
it's the only high budget fantasy series currently, the start was rather good, and people fell in love with some characters and the idea that they could die at any moment. now they are just blinded or desperate for GOT season 1 content
maybe the lord of the rings series will fill its place, or it may be seen as too nerdy
i'm gonna use that someday
You can always tell the goofballs by their trigger discipline.
Wich one they're here my lord??
what is wrong with english women
can someone explain something? what's the difference between sci fi and fantasy? if a story is set in some vaguely middle ages like world, is it fantasy? or if there is some unexplained magic, like in harry potter? if jk rowling fleshed the magical system into something able to be exploited, would it be sci fi?
for example, in avatar (ATLA), the world is fantasy, but with korra, the bending system is exploited in order to make cities, a powergrid, even flying suits, it feels much more sci fi than fantasy (until they start playing with spirits)
is the difference the themes? like with cyberpunk exploring how humanity changes with tech?
can someone help me?
I think the best way to distinguish science fiction and fantasy is by how magic or superpowers are explained. Superpowers in science fiction can theoretically be explained scientifically or materially even if the author chooses not to explicitly explain them that way. Superpowers in fantasy cannot be explained or is ultimately explained spiritually.
Dune is science fiction because the superpowers of the Bene Gesserit and Paul Atreides can be explained with evolution and that special substance called spice. The Lord of the Rings is fantasy because we can't possibly know what the ultimate explanation of Gandalf's powers are. The best we can do is assume God is giving him the power to light pine cones on fire.
he's gonna burn his daughter alive in the books too
what would star wars be?
Why doesn't Bran just go back in time and stop it all from happening?
Korra is still fantasy because bending itself is still a mystical power even if it's being used for industry although you could argue it has some steampunk (teslapunk?) vibes as well.
Really the main difference is that magic can't be properly explained. Even if they delve into it and give it a rigorous structure it still comes from a mystical source, like being god-given or using magic energies inside people. In sci-fi the people are in essence the same as us, bit their superiority comes from advanced tech.
Before the prequels I would it's both, but now even the force is explained scientifically as midichlorians so I would say Star Wars is fully science fiction.
>no muscle means no power in her attacks
>she's a pudgy disformed looking creature
there's no way this cunt is sneaking up on anybody except maybe Manderly.
>yfw
All those fantasy elements are explained in world; please remind me in the story where it is explained that Arya is immune from being stabbed in the stomach?
Why doesn’t Bran just go back in time and watch Sanasa getting raped?
You know during the first season a big muscle man died from a small infected wound and this series was praised for sticking for realism even when fantastical things are involved. So fuck off with excuses
Did they ever actually state that midichlorians cause the force? I know that a high medichlorian count means a stronger force presence, but I just assumed it meant that medichlorians are attracted to the force, not that they cause it
It would be one of the first things i'd do.
>implying
I'd also warg into Ramsay and rape her. Or maybe he already did this, maybe he does it every night.
Maario Naharis
Imagine having a daughter...
GODDAMNIT THIS POST IS SO FUCKING BASED
B A S E D AHHHHHHH BASED
Who's the Merry of GoT?
Obviously Sam
:^)
Str makes you agi though
Arya in the books has the most fun chapters so far. The GOT just ruined her plot, entirely.
What went wrong?
"I don't drink and I know things"
no you won't, faggot
Post more of these. Preferably one of Arya, I want to see if two wrongs make a right
Everything. The correct scene would have been Brienne kicking Arya across the yard instantly. Then Arya become less cocky from then on.
Also that fucking pairing of sword with needle is the most ridiculous shit I ever saw.
Missed this guy
I got bored when I got Arya
If she wasn't a lower class actress she would not be doing GOT in the first place.
>dont blame you, there's not much left to distort on her face
They used to give people with stomach injuries garlic. If the wound started to smell of garlic, it meant they had punctured innards and they wouldn't survive. Maybe the soup was supposed to serve that purpose. Probably not, though.
>I poke you in the leg therefore I win
LOL WUT?
As she she cannot still slice her in half.
In the book Brienne is unironically one of my favorite characters
Is this british comedy?
>story already established that the little toothpick cant go trough armor and loses to a BIG FUCKING SWORD
>a few seasons we get this
Do him next.
His wife or the witch, but not he. He is too far away for that.
>trained knight
Expecting a woman to be able to handle herself in armour
>implying he can't do both
It’s a good way to end someone’s adventuring career.
>Sure you just got stabbed in the stomach and you're in the most excruciating and mind numbing pain imaginable, but have a bite of this garlic. We want to know you're going to die.
That doesn't seem likely
Which GoT character canonically has the smelliest cunt?
Can you not spam this garbage?
Joffrey
fuck you
keep it up
Reminds me of this
For that matter, Jon being an invisible warrior is also retarded.
Catelyn. The Tully sigil is a fish for a reason. Pee-yew!
KONO PAWA
It was good at first with Martin's books as basis but then died suddenly during s4. Everything post s4 is absolute garbage. What I really don't get is that most people don't notice any quality drop at all. I've asked quite a few "friends"
>nah It's just as good as before
Such people have no soul.
Yep, Martin is kind of a hack.
is she 18 i woud like to rape her
That is all I have
it isn't funny anymore user
On a battlefield with more injured men than there are people to minister to their wounds, it is important to know things like that.
Posted them a maximum of 4 times including now. Kys.
have sex
STR negs AGI in every scenario, brainlet
He has to know that where and when she was raped in the first place.
Manlet Jon Snow being a warrior king is just as retarded.
We made a vow.
Brienne is an outline freak. Ugly, but very tall and strong. Together with her lack in confidence in anything feminine she trained very ahrd since childhood.
She is in the upper part of westerosi swordsmen. But as said before an exeption.
One of those ladies is a giraffe and the other is a giantess, can't blame Kitty man.
I hate this design
I'm not shitting on him for being short. He's not THAT short. I'm just saying, him being a super good fighter makes no sense. Especially when faced with giants twice his size.
fictional universes should still abide by rules. when jamie accidentally knocks over the cup of wine with his golden hand, you expect the wine to spill. if suddenly instead the wine starting floating in the air, and no one acknowledged this happening, you wouldn't be saying "LMAO DEAD PPL"
I'm talking about the absurdity of asking a man with a stomach wound to eat anything, let alone garlic. Even so, where the hell would field medics get garlic? Do you think they're just frying it up in the middle of a battle and taking up valuable storage in baggage trains just to know if somebody is going to die a little sooner? Would good would that knowledge even do?
You eat it raw.
Lots of people eat raw garlic.
Gib Gwendoline gf
>you will never feel Arya's toes on your dick
Feels bad man.
That's the point
I love absurdly tall women. Especially if they are confident in themselves and don't give a shit.
Unfortunately lots of them tend to be super fat.
Low test. Eat raw garlic bulbs.
Bad thing is I am already 6'0, so it's even harder to find a taller woman. Or even just as tall.
Okay, and? You accidentally hit post before you finished replying.
>i am the hunchback of notre dame
I think i'll pass
At least you can attract them.
I'm too short to attract them.
Tallest woman that would date me is like 5'9.
Anything beyond that is an instant rejection.
You were asking where they get garlic. You carry it raw and you eat it raw. You don't need to cook it. Garlic doesn't go bad for a very long time.
That's because most normies watch it for le epic kills and twists. It's why the show turned into generic good vs bad fantasy once they ran out of content to adapt.
that's not how it works you fucking brainlet
I hate it!
To be fair she's not that bad looking if you don't count her face.
It has nothing to do with strong women. And everything to do with the show's lack of writing talent.
Of course Arya was going to become a good fighter. Any one with a brain saw that coming from season fucking one. But the journey she took to get there, was kind of shit. The show writers didn't know what to do, once they ran out of book material.
Here, have some more
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science fiction has magical tech instead of magic. sci-fi writers are usually huge nerds so they try to make their future tech look as realistic and scientifically accurate as possible.
it's fantasy in a sci-fi setting
>this is the opinion of redditors and normies on S7
Holy fuck why do they always ruin everything
it had the most fanservice so it was obviously the best one, duh
He has a very masculine body too. I guess if you are into twinks with no dongle then you might find it attractive.
reminder that she was super exicted about this
He can't, he is already at Winterfell and she'S back at the Wall. I doubt he has Euron's magical teleporting ships
>she's not that bad looking if you don't count her face.
I imagine British men say this quite often.
Alright, so I actually looked at the whole fight closely this time. And Arya never once stops Brienne's attacks. Ayra either moves her sword quickly before feeling the full weight of Brienne's swing, or Ayra FOLLOWS Brienne's swing, pushing Brienne's sword with her own. The only time Arya's sword is caught by Brienne's blade in full, she drops it.
Arya doesn't actually attack Brienne's armor either. She stabs at her knees, and her hands. You can even see Brienne flinching her hand away. Most of Arya's swings are feints, save for the few times she goes for the unprotected areas.(knee and hand) It really isn't as bad as everyone insist, when you really take a look at it.
>tfw you realize that all the actors in GOT have previously not read ASOIAF and don't care for it
It's just a job for them.
She hadn't maxed out her DEX yet when she fought Hound
That's all actors, brainlet
>It's just a job for them
This is true of all actors except those actively self-financing pet projects.
Brienne had ahmah, and a big fuckin swo-
Just look at her. She's a dumb roastie like 90% of female actors her age.
amah?!
based
I know. It's just a bit sad is all.
She's not a woman idiot, she's no one.
merynposters are not welcome in there here lands
I heard Peter Dinklage would read the book up to the part where currently was in the show. Because he wanted to know the character better. He didn't want to know anything beyond the show's production, because he felt it would taint his performance.
A sensible thing to do
You're late and based
What is there to be read?
Books ended at s4.
oh, fuck me
Season 1 was pure kino
Started going slowly downhill after it
The shitting proccess was so subtle that NPCs still watch it to this day and call it good, or people that realized its shit but are too invested in it just want to see it to the end (also because the fat fuck won't fucking finish the books)
kek
first four seasons are all pretty great, season 5 was the start of the decline
amazing how a few slight alterations make her cuter
Waiting for those alterations, user.
I mean it IS a badass thing to say, for example back in the days of tenchu, you would see rikimaru and or ayame use similar ideas( I know its expected because they are ninjas) but I do get how the muh strong wimen thing can just ruin the badassery in it.
I like Arya, but she will probably fail in killing Cersei, because I think Jaime will be the one to kill her, and in the end Jaqen (the real one, not the dude who wore his face in the house of black and white) will come after her because she betrayed them.
kek
Magic A is Magic A
Established exceptions in the world are established exceptions.
All other aspects are assumed to be the same, with fundamentals being shared.
You are a brainlet, and I hope somebody splinters your skull before the next moon.
And reminder that Eastern Essos is the same continent as Northern Westeros. The Wall is the path to the East, and Bran wants to destroy it to end their dark age.
>kill the first woman i see
don't look in a mirror lol
if you told me this was trevor moore I would genuinely believe you
>So fucking done
Is this a false flag? Because that's exactly how women and fags talk.
what did they mean by this?
>Bran is the Night King
Would make sense actually. What if Bran is the real bad guy and the Night King is trying to stop him?
>Peter Dinklage
Does he have any other good works?
I loved him in GOT. Is there anything else of his that is good?
Come to think of it when Bran warged and the Night King sensed him, he had no reason to go after Bran. So why did he? He had to know he was headed for the one eye raven and he was trying to stop him.
Anybody else find taller women more attractive than ones shorter than you?
>anyone who's not a bitter faggot is a tranny
get help
Underdog
No clue. I only know he was the blacksmith in infinity war. And he had a role in that old romance movie about meeting a family of dwarves. Forget what it's called. Tiny love or something.
*three eye raven*
that one where a places a midget was cool
and that other one where he played a giant was cool
Why nobody cared when Rickon died
I hate this fucking brainlet argument so much. Fantastical elements don't mean that your writing is supposed to be inconsistent as fuck.
how she make that shadow monster
It's "WHY DID NOBODY CARE WHEN RICKON DIED?" you fucking third worlder. Learn English before posting again you fucking cunt.
We saw the night king get changed from a man to a white walker, when he was stabbed by the dragonglass.
The only way this could be Bran, is if Bran warged the man in the past, somehow had his his tether to the present, cut, leaving his mind stranded inside the man in the past. And then when he saw Leaf, he didn't say "wait Leaf, I'm actually a good guy!"
It's just too farfetched.
The Night King is actually going after the three eyed raven though. If you think about it, the raven is the Knight King's enemy. However, the Raven is pretty much trapped and doomed to eventually die off. As all the children of the forest slowly die off. The problem with this, is that the Raven is attempting to prolong his existence by taking Bran as a vessel. However, if the Night King can stop this, then he's sure to win the war of attrition.
This is why the Night King kept wights guarding the entrance of Bloodraven's cave. This is why the Night King is shocked to see Bran in the vision realm. Because to go that deep, it means he must have been assisted by the Raven. Realizing his traps have failed, and there's a new vessel being prepared, the Night King is forced to take action. And luckily for him, touching Bran allowed him to get through the magical barriers of the cave.
How did we go from this..
kill yourself
to this
They really didn't even put a slight bit of effort in did they?
By taking a piece of Stannis's life. Giving her his seed and soul, Stannis aged, and lost strength. Appearing thinner and gaunt, where he was previously leans and strong.
At what point did you realize D&D were hacks?
you is sounding mad
Never, because I didn't read the books.
I wanted tits and violence and they gave me tits and violence
That makes a lot of sense.
idk seems pretty gay
The scene where Arya kills him in the books is so kino. You really get a good sense of her releasing all the pent up anger she’s held onto since the red wedding.
Elf
Remember they tried originally? It looked pretty good. And then Bran disappeared for an entire Season.
>Peter Dinklage
>Is Dinky
Lol
but he did though, kek
have sex
>didn't have the patience to get a shot of Arya holding the sword steadily pointing at the camera
come on boys, make an effort
what does he eat? How does he shit / piss?
>I am no Juan
I get they wanted the trump audience, but did they really have to go this far?
He's actually attached to the roots of a weirwood tree. No one truly knows how he survives, but it's speculated that he gets nutrients from the tree.
Friendly reminder that ASOIAF is even more of a SCHLOCK than TV SHOW is. He wrote literally one good book, A Storm of Sword, the rest is a hack work.
Wrong. It's been known for centuries that perforated bowels leads to peritonitis and a hard, woody abdomen.
In gut injuries like that you get ileus and no garlic would ever travel down.
.Narnia 2
Yes but brienne fights like an untrained retard to allow for all of this
Here's your Asuka and Rei, bro.
>that special substance called spice.
This is effectively the same as magic.
Brienne was never in any real danger of losing. It was just a sparring session, so she held back. If Brienne went full force, she'd demolish Arya.
Besides, that's not even a matter to what I was saying. I was addressing those whom complain about size and armor. Maybe Brienne should have had better skills with a sword. But her fighting style has always appeared brutish. Even Jaime thinks of her as a brute.
This honestly pissed me off. Unless they specifically called the show version "Bryden Rivers" or "Bloodraven" then its my headcanon he's just some random old asshole.
Kill yourself tranny.
peaked at 12
I get ya senpai. Despite being brutish that sword flailing is just silly though and is likely to be more dangerous in a spar.
It's a material thing. If we were in the Dune universe we could measure it and test it.
Also, of course it's magic. What I'm saying is that the explanation for how that magic works is what distinguishes science fiction and fantasy.
It sucks that you're grounded and can't go out with your girlfriend.
Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight ;)
>What I'm saying is that the explanation for how that magic works is what distinguishes science fiction and fantasy.
Yeah, and Martin is extremely clear that he writes fantasy, there's no "dragon dreams" gene, warging can run on some family's blood, but it's not a "genetic" thing, fantasy wrters trying to go scifi always end up in middiclorians tier stupidity
I don't know what this has to do with me or what I said. I didn't say Martin is writing science fiction or fantasy and neither did the person I was talking to.
Yeah they arent attracted to you though
They should have recast her after S2. She was a cute child but man is she miscast as a stealth assassin. Only things she looks like she can kill are timtams.
die pedoscum
15 more days brehs. I'm gonna get a big ass pizza and get comfy for episode 1.
UH OH REDDIT ALERT
Stealth assassins don't need to be big and strong. In fact, the more unassuming their appearance, the better they can do their job.
Maise is actually very nimble in real life. She dances, and she learned how to use her left hand for the show, making her ambidextrous.
High IQ post.
>a sword with no edge cant shatter a thin rapier
based retard
fair enough
ok niggers
It's amazing how this triggers the average weeb.
weeb site sweaty ;)
What does Maise's brapper smell like?
>6'0
>just as tall
are you Asian/South American?6'0 is kinda average in Yurop
>6'0 is kinda average in Yurop
are you one of those manlets that is 5'7 but believes that he's 6'0 and think it's an average height?
Yes you are.
Average height in Europe is 5'8-5'11 depending on the country.
A ham and cheese sandwich
>tiny anime loli is riding tanks GOOD
>slightly exaggerated fight scene BAD
Weeb cope, sweaty.
nigger you're not tall at 6'0 get over it.In Scandinavia for example,you're just some average fag
Tha user was talking about average FEMALE height. Which doesn't even approach 6'0'' in any country.
What pisses me off most about this is how they're sparring with actual steel. Arya is a fucking psychopath.
>scandinavia
>europe
F
For me is that a good assassin doesn't equal a good fighter,
user... I...
>master assassin
>cant even keep her rapier from shaking like a pen in the hand of a parkinson's patient
lel
GoT is probably the most normie show ever. Shame though, first seasons were kino.
>GoT is probably the most normie show ever
What the fuck do you think it means
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>I won't cut you, don't worry
>I'll try not to.
Did brienne mean she'll try not to worry or try not to cut her?