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Levi Moore
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Jordan Torres
>implying Burton hasn't been JUSTed since Planet of the Apes
He cheated on Lisa Marie with Helena Bonham Carter and she put a curse on him.
Jaxon Scott
HOLY FUCK HE LOOKS SOO OLD!!!FACT!!!
Thomas Wilson
That's some uncanny valley shit
Levi Hall
I've said that since the first trailer. Dumbo looks like a digital Frankenstein's Monster, but it seems everyone just gets alls goobly-woobly cutiesie-wutisie feelings looking at him.
Owen Roberts
Noah Williams
what a fucking pointless remake to do with a guy like burton, who would obviously turn this into nightmare fuel.
and he looks like shit, i really cannot understand what happend with the guy, say whatever, he used to have a style.
now he give no fucks, is a caricature of himself, there is no sense of vanity or dignity.
Hunter Reyes
>african elephant
>blue eyes
Daniel Long
JESUS. TIM. WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?
Don't die on us. You've got to make your inexplicable out-from-nowhere kino comeback where you do an Edward Scissorhands/Beetlejuice/Ed Wood/Big Fish level movie when no one's expecting it.
Evan Bell
At least Big Fish was nice.
Probably his last watchable film, though.
Easton James
ENOUGH OF THE REMAKNG SHIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
ENOUGH! WE FUCKING DONT NEED ANYMORE REMAKES OR REHASHES OR SPINOFFS OR ANYTHING. JUST FUCKING STOP
Brayden Morgan
What exactly happened to Burton anyway? He used to be pretty good but at some point it just seemed like he stopped trying.
Benjamin Jones
Dumbo isn't really uncanny valley because it doesn't look real at all.
Elijah Stewart
Burton could have made an absolutely kino Dumbo remake were he not shackled to the 8-year-old market and House of Mouse.
Daniel Robinson
the barber movie of depp was kino, lot of blood and violence that i wasnt expecting. i think that was his last good movie, the last movie you can see a guy who gives a shit.
Christopher Barnes
Same disease as Ridley Scott: he's deludes into believing that making the same movie over and over again makes a trick.
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Caleb Ross
The definition of uncanny valley is something that almost looks human but isn't and makes you uncomfortable.
William Jackson
Elephant slaughter should be prosecuted as murder.
Asher Scott
I read this comment then watched the vid. I thought he got fucking shot for a second.
Gavin Peterson
you'd think being a millionaire and all you'd at least be able to afford a decent dentist
Blake Powell
this is a real qt pie
Bentley Edwards
honest trailers used to be at least a little funny. i think it was the horny fat guy that they dumped that write the material, because the quality drop is impressive.
Ryder Ramirez
He was good in the 80s, then he made only shlock
Also, not being a SJW but he doesn't hire black actors apparently, he even white washes them if they're taken from a book. We might have a real racist here.
Liam Baker
Yeah, Tim Burton looks like he's a CGI character.
Jayden Turner
It doesn't look human at all because it's a fucking elephant. If the eyes on the elephant make you uncomfortable you might need help.
Jeremiah Carter
Look around the internet. Everyone is commenting on it, elephants don't have blue eyes or smile.
John Moore
Wrong
Noah Brooks
cute. CUTE!
Cooper Diaz
WHAT IZ HAPPENINING IN DIS THREAD
Kevin Evans
computers cannot do something with the texture of his teeth.
the spider creature webm from sex death and robots looks better.
Bentley Ramirez
Seems like every director who isn't Zach Snyder seems to absolutely despise looking good.
Matthew King
a lot of rich people are super reclusive and don't have people around them to tell them to brush their fucking teeth
Benjamin Cox
But even Jeff Bezos, who's much, much richer and only 5 years younger, makes an effort to loon good.
Jace Campbell
Big Eyes is pretty decent. I hear Frankenweenie is fine but never got around to seeing it
Jackson Rogers
Lynch looks good especially for a old man who smokes every day.
Nathaniel Morgan
Lynch just has good-looking genes, he doesn't put in any effort
Though maybe his transcendental meditation has some magic to it
Carson Campbell
Fuck poachers
Christopher Carter
he's just trying to look good for the courts while his wife takes half his money
Anthony Jones
Have you seen his hair? It must require some serious time.
Brayden Butler
Like I said, good genes.
Isaac Sanders
Not cute enough. It needs to be a freakish CGI monster with creepy human eyes. Kids will love that much more.
Blake Gonzalez
>tfw R. L. Stine was just Tim Burton from the future
Juan Wright
it's an asian elephant you racist faggot