Asian whores BTFO

top kek jesus

Or maybe he just has a shit taste in fashion.

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Based cage

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that's probably why he married her

You mean 3/4th?

>After all these years I'm finally Leaving Las Vegas
Jesus Christ

>Mazinger shirt
He's an OK guy

cool clothes, faggot

Or maybe he just has an ebin taste in fashion.

>wearing sunglasses inside
Yikes
>jewelry on his hand
Yikes
>leopard pattern leather jacket
Yikes
>anime shirt
Yikes
>leather jeans
Yikes
>70s jeans overlapping onto his shoes
Yikes
>heels
Yikes

Yikes score: 7

the t-shirt either makes it a 10/10 or a 1/10 I can't decide

Nic has some asian fever

you misspelled kino so many times. how does that even happen

Awful clothing aside, how come he can pull that receding hairline look so effortlessly when virtually any other man would've been mocked for it?

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I've read every post in this thread
I think that Cage has a very unique and personal way of dressing and just cause he doesn't conform to modern fashion standards does not mean he's an extremely fashionable man

He always looked genuinely happy with Alice, dunno why he dumped her.

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>I've read every post in this thread
that's quite an achievement

he is "rich" and famous, nobody cares what a man looks like if he got power

Dude looks like one of those pickup artist guys.

Is English your second language? You seem to not know common words

i believe he rides motorcycles. so, a motorcycle jacket

A lack of selfconsciousness helps a lot I guess. People who act confident can pull a lot of weird shit off.

kek

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I think it's like with 80s rockstars. They never age gracefully.

happier times, could he unjust is he even justed?

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I'm not familiar with motorcycle riding. Do you absolutely must subject yourself to that in order to ride?

Why sugarcoat the fact that his style of fashion is utter shite? Don't get defensive now, hun.

>I MARRY FAMOUS MAN, VERY BIG MOVIE STAH

>be manlet
>have to wear latex gloves in public because the only job you can get involves fingering mens buttholes regularly

wew lads, look at this dudes hair

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Why did the celebrant/priest even allow the marriage to take place if Cage was clearly drunk?

He's just greying.

>Las Vegas

Why does every rich man in Hollywood do the same exact thing: get a 19 year old at 40.

>Awful clothing aside, how come he can pull that receding hairline look so effortlessly when virtually any other man would've been mocked for it?
are you fucking retarded, a teenager or both?

This dude's been wearing hair pieces for about 30 years now. It's documented. He's had a horseshoe monk hair cut for 20 years now and glues rugs onto his head all the time.

Underage and morons here, unreal.

SEE THIS user!
YOU CAN SEE THE GLUE!!!!!!!

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>Vegas

you have to ask?

Didn't you see the pics? "Yikes" is all you need.

me on the hat

>getting this belligerent over a dude's hair

Is hair a big issue for you, user-kun?

oh no no no no no

I do it.
I banged a 20 year old off bumble last night and I have a date with 20 year old tomorrow

how does that have anything to do with what i said?
he could look like a hobo and still pull girls younger than his kids

lel

What is it about Cage? Even the shitposts and mediocre fan pics have about 10 stories each. I haven't laughed this hard in a Yea Forums thread in weeks.

God bless Nic Cage!!!!!

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She's actually a pretty Asian, weird

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Why else would a man want to be successful, in any industry? IDGI.

Because Nic Cage is something else. He's got a Kino aura about him, it's weird.

That's what he gets for getting a younger girl and especially an Asian

youtu.be/-n3qpOM31Pc

when was the exact moment he lost his mind?

Take that back, the cage is /ourguy/

how the fuck can one man be so based senpai

>that shirt

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>>be manlet
>>have to wear latex gloves in public because the only job you can get involves fingering mens buttholes regularly

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Cher looks kinda cute. Almost. But there's a certain Jewy-ness about her which kinda disgusts me on a deep level.

>Cher looks kinda cute. Almost. But there's a certain Jewy-ness about her which kinda disgusts me on a deep level.

She IS a jew Cherilyn Sarkisian

Left pic is Samhydesque

>Is hair a big issue for you, user-kun?

FOR YOU!

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he dresses like a 15 year old in a 40 year old man's body

is he wearing a T shirt with a print of his own face on it? under a blue smoking jacket?

I'm glad my survival instincts are still intact.

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Nah, he was always like that, there was no way for him to not end in the movie industry.

big milk :O

Is he doing Leaving Las Vegas in real life finally? The true to life kinomentary we deserve

>he dresses like a 15 year old in a 40 year old man's body

Please don't dab on based 40 year old men lad. Nicolas Kim Coppola Cage is 55 years old

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He's like Depp - becoming an amalgam of every character he's ever played.

>getting this belligerent over a dude's hair

you mad?

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>He's just greying.

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It would be irresponsible of him not to change to new young pussy as often as possible given that he has the option to do so. The actions of rich, famous men are important in setting the market value for pussy. The standard applies all the way down, but men at the top are important for setting it. Once a woman is "too old" for men like Cage, they drop down to the next rung of men willing to sleep with them, and so on. This is how the pussy economy works. If men like Cage settle for old pussy suddenly every woman feels like she's too good for whoever she's with, and suddenly the pussy economy is in turmoil with women holding out for a better man and men dropping their standards even further, all cause some blown out ho-bag in her 30s managed to get with Nick Cage.

For the good of bachelors looking to score with slutty 20-somethings everywhere, Nic Cage cannot stop banging late teens girls. I hope to god he never stops.

>ahm fuck bees and fuck jennies

based and industrypilled

If he were going to wear a hairpiece, why not get a normal hairline? Who the duck would get a hairpiece that resembled a massively revered hairline?

>Outbids Leonardo DiCaprio for a stolen Tarbosaurus skull
>Buys castles
>Fucks asian milfs but won't let them take his money
Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.

kek that actually makes sense

His hair is just clear!

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>If he were going to wear a hairpiece, why not get a normal hairline? Who the duck would get a hairpiece that resembled a massively revered hairline?

That's his look. It's easier to glue a landing strip on your dome than go full lace hair system, more time to drink, do drugs and bang/divorce young asian pussy.

I know it's impossible to see yourself losing your hair, or take any hair piece wig/plugs/systems seriously at your age, but there's a reason 8/10 men in politics, sales and cinema are wearing rugs and plugs.

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I think she's japanese

I bet you are wearing the same cheeto covered, cum stained shorts and t shirt for the 4th day in a row

Yellow fever really is a dangerous disease.

Is this a man in the process of being JUSTed?

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>wew lads, look at this dudes hair

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No but if you happen to put a bike down on it's side you want to be wearing leather.

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>out of pure curiosity looked at the top of my head in a mirror
>it's happening

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This is the pinnacle of fashion.

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>tfw 26 and my hair would look like that if I didn't buzz it

Cook the rice, pay the price

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youtube.com/watch?v=j_WDLsLnOSM

Interesting man

>Sarkisian
Armenian, not jewish

hair transplant will fix it

It took Nic Cage's wig to turn this into a feels thread.
We're all going to make it bros

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Ouch.

F

Korean

>Armenian, not jewish

she's a practicing jew you fucking shill. It literally takes 5 seconds to search for fucks sake.

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Okay then maybe don't use her non-jewish name as an example of jewishness

Imagine falling for the yellow pill

>having an overstuffed ass is genetic
Chink bitch eats disgusting American food.

>Okay then maybe don't use her non-jewish name as an example of jewishness

Imagine crying about the differences between kikes and armenians - spiritual parasites and the worst gene pools in the history of the world.

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Hapa kids with their parents always make for such a sad picture.

It’s a hair transplant. But getting a transplant doesn’t stop the balding process, so he’s in the process of losing the transplanted hair.

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J U S T
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How can you tell? He's already weird normally.

>It’s a hair transplant. But getting a transplant doesn’t stop the balding process, so he’s in the process of losing the transplanted hair.

No it's not you fucking defective user, he has had MULTIPLE hair transplants. He has a strip of rug GLUED to the top of his head.

SEE: What are kids so unaware of the human condition of hair loss? Do you not know any other men, fathers, uncles, cousins, older relatives or family friends that go through the hair loss crazy train?

How fucking young are the posters here now? elementary school?

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It's a nice coat

Based and slavpilled

I sincerely hope one day you yikes so hard, you get a throat cramp and suffocate.

The Avengers

I started balding at 16 years old, remember it can always be worse...

Last resort effort to have children

>multiple transplants
what happened to them?

>this shirt
>yellow fever

So he's basically a huge weeaboo.

>Hunter S. Thompson mode

>he fell for the yellow fever meme
Yikes

Because US-Born and raised asian women are literally trash. Either weeb scum who are an embarrassment to normal asians or just whores who are desperate to be black. No wonder so many are shooting porn and camming. Look at asian american women, with pretty much every race you can tell the typical jobs they do but you think of what does an US born asian woman do and nothing comes to mind.

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Armenians are like the double jews.

westernized asians in general are trash

>Indian is OK
Since when?

Bog Junior?

Cage has always been /ourguy/

>The story in question takes place on the night of his high school prom. “My date was a beautiful girl. She was my next-door neighbour. And I think her name was… A… er… She changed her name, but it was A…” [Sighs] “…At first I think her name was Elizabeth Ashley… not Elizabeth Ashley, it was Ashley Trimble or Trimbly or Ashley or…” Eventually he re-rails. “Anyway, she went on to become a model. I couldn’t believe she wanted me to take her to the prom. First of all she was a couple of grades older than me, and secondly she was the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen and I was a bit of a nerd. But I went, and I had to cash all my bonds — my grandmother had given me and my brothers bonds, and one of my elder brothers got a beautiful stereo, the other one got a down payment on a car, but I needed mine to rent a tuxedo and rent a limousine and get a great pair of shoes, because I was going to take the most beautiful woman in the world out to the prom. And then later she kissed me. And I got so excited that I actually threw up on my shoes, and then I ran away. Then the limousine said I couldn’t get in the car because I had vomit on my shoes, so I walked home about five miles, and that was the end of my prom night.”

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Let's just cut the bullshit here. It's American women in general. 90% of them have a huge, unwarranted ego and think they're too good for everyone. You need to be 6'+, have a dick that's 7 inches, and be an 8/10 to even be worth their time.

Only good American women are blacks

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absolutely based, saved, shared and in awe of this truth

How dare you. He looks like - and is - an absolute based legend.

he's not sane

>turn into peter stormare
based

What the FUCK

Who are asian womwn btfo? He already filed annulment 4 days after marrying the white roastie gf. The asian goddess is probably gomna get him back.

more like waingro

>belt buckle
Who does he think he is?

kek

Cage is one of my favorite actors.

I think it's something like

Sissy Spacek
Nic Cage
Val Kilmer
Robert Pattinson
Anya Taylor-Joy
Viggo Mortenson
Mia Farrow
Julie Cristie
Christopher Lee
Donald Sutherland
Karen Black
Goldie Hawn
James Stewart
Kurt Russell
Sigourney Weaver
Steve Martin

>google custodian ascend
>first link leads to reddit

Why is that weird? Aren't asian women generally considered the most beautiful and exotic on earth?

Why does Hollywood do this?

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>reddit is more popular than Yea Forums
wow really

>8/10 men in politics, sales and cinema are wearing rugs and plugs.
>a-actually most famous men are balding just like me, they just wear better hairpieces!!!
This hairlet cope is hilarious.

Clearly hasn't considering he divorced her 4 days afterwards.

Also

Geena Davis
Willem Dafoe
Keanu Reeves

he is absolutely fucking based and self-aware as the t-shirt proves. he just does not give a fuck.
seriously, go watch some of his interviews, he knows about his meme status and THE BEES. He fucking owns it all like a boss.

He's a big guy.

looks like that guy that looks like Matilda

the most based actor in hollywood

They rarely do this anymore. Its box office poison because most movie goers are white women.

this user has it figured out. it's the American mentality that rots American women in general, white, black, asian, you name it.
Once they are born on American soil they turn into Paris Hiltons.

>leather jeans
Imagine being so fucking white trash that you think jeans are synonymous with pants.

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lol, this negative tits 3/10 accidental face mongrel has some fucking standards

This. Anyone who doesn't 'get' Cage by now, and who hasn't realized Cage is quite aware of what he's doing (much more aware than most people in fact) is fucking hopeless.

I mean I picked up on his genius back in like 2003 and he's been a favorite ever since. And signs of his brilliance were there to observe long before that, see Vampire's Kiss.

>senpai
Weebfags are worse than trannies
Kill yourself

Based. A coworker recently shaved off all his hair because his hairline was receding and now he looks so much worse than before

>Weebfags are worse than trannies
you seriously need to kill yourself.

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He is

Man how do doctors even come up with this shit
Shit's crazy

Let's just hope he doesn't come out as a brave and stunning transwoman. Or let's hope he does, it would be hilarious.

Good old Nicky Cage, in lingerie on the cover of VOGUE. WOMAN OF THE YEAR! Someone shoop it to get the scoop.

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Can't believe how little people in general know about this concentrated, heavily subsidized push for degeneracy and population control.

The transgender movement to castrate men young and old, and little boys as young as possible, is astroturfed by Soros, Buffett, and the Pritzkers: thelizlibrary.org/liz/Transgender-Astroturfing.pdf

Someone share this info with the muslim resisters in the UK. Someone who speaks Arab, Urdu, Punjabi, Farsi, Turkish, Moroccan, Kurdish, please share this on muslim social media.

>state girl's wrestling champion
Isn't that the one who's a girl taking steroids who WANTS to compete with the boys, but the idiotic rules forbids it and so she's stuck competing with the other girls? Or is that another trans wrestler?

She looks crazy, but she has a nice round ass.

>seething trannies doesn't know about the ancient word filter

Fuck off and dilate

His Korean ex-wife is gorgeous. Imagine downgrading to this flipflop jungle nigger

>malkavian playthrough

>effortlessly
It looks like shit. Was the first thing I noticed on him

>dat chink girl
>dat anime shirt
>balding hairline
>shit fashion
>yfw nic is actually a weebnigger
brah....no....

I’m actually starting to believe this. A guy like this would look awful with a shaved head. But embracing it looks cool as fuck.

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>feminist
>progressive
that's actually just slang for "choke me and call me a fucking whore while you abuse me"

This man does not care, wins by default

>Mazinger
legend

the only girl that ever talked to me was a cute vietnamese girl I regret acting like an autist and giving her the cold shoulder anytime she tried to talk to me

anime

This is Yea Forums set free

oh here we go with the jav weeb

Based

Hmmm.... maybe I'll try it. How long does it take to grow your hair out like that??

>(Never) Leaving Las Vegas

"I'm acting!"

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Hahah

Usually a year of growth is 6-7 inches just depends on you much better than falling for the shave it off meme

he bailed out once he acknowledged he was riced
you can't make this shit up