Hey Jack Rapke

>Hey Jack Rapke.
>How ya doin’ Robert Zemeckis, had any hits lately?
>Heh... Hits... So hey Jack, remember that time Zack Snyder made a film about a troubled protagonist who escaped her problems by imagining them as wild fantasy action sequences?
>Yeah I remember that. Sucker punch wasn't it? Wasn't it terrible and lost a lot of money?
>Yeah that's the one.
>What was that about again? Emily browning in a sailor suit and a team of hot bitches trying to help her avoid getting lobotomized after she got framed by her rapist father for murder or something?
>Yeah, you got it.
>Hmm, that film sucked, but there was that one good WW1 bit and hell if browning didn’t look good as a school girl hooker
>Ok... well, I want to do something like that, but instead of prime browning and her stripper posse I want to have Steve carol as a depressed middle aged tranny who acts out his mental health problems with action figures.
>I’m listening.
>And instead of having the cast of hot chicks in stripper outfits, it’ll have CGI barbie dolls for the fantasy bits and make steve carol's character a ww2 pilot.
>Ok.
>And instead of the expertly choreographed, wildly imaginative action scenes, the fantasy bits will all be in a WW2 themed doll house and it'll mostly be about Steve Carol pretending his doll-self has a girlfriend, with the occasional allegorical action bit here and there. Oh and I'll try to make the action and romance bits as boring and generic as possible.
>Boring and generic... even for you? I can’t even imagine, Robert.
>And instead of layering multiple plot lines over the reality plot-line the way Snyder did, what I'll do is have the fantasy sequences just reflect a boring melodrama about Steve carol making friends and going to court.
>Wow, I love it. Here's 50 million dollars.

What are some other films that are so bad and pointless that they give you a new appreciation for films with similar premises that you originally thought were as bad as films could get?

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Is Carrell really this desperate for an Oscar or was he just contractually obligated to do this shitshow?

>expertly choreographed, wildly imaginative action scenes
>suckerpunch
KEK

This thread is a bigger flop than both films

He did three oscar bait films in 2018 alone, so I'm thinking that he's getting desperate, yeah.

with all due respect peak Emily Browning is Sleeping Beauty. She also has an excellent fappening.

> She also has an excellent fappening.
Wait, really?

Better than the shakey cam trash that was coming out at the time.

it's a video of her naked in bed ordering a fuckload of room service and her head looks gigantic

I'll have to do some research.