Well, this was a shit movie, wasn't even half through it and i already wanted to go...

well, this was a shit movie, wasn't even half through it and i already wanted to go, also they fucked up the "iconic" scenes from the animated movie.

how did this happen? who saw this shit and said, yes, this will be a hit. I now expect this to fail

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>watching shit-tier CGI (((Disney))) remakes
>2019

Eva Green is really really hot

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just watched the original animated movie, jesus, the soul/souless meme is real

This was shit.

How could you not see this coming? Honestly.

Did they include the shuckin & jivin sambo crows at least

no, the iconic moments only lasted like 2 min each, no bathing song, no proper pink elephants song

Stop watching the disney remakes you retard. I watched 2 of them when they first started this remake crap to realize they were all going to be complete garbage, and haven't watched a single one since.

If you paid to see this you're the problem.

>no proper pink elephants song
that was literally the only good thing about the original though

retard

seething, simmering, boiling simp that got finna worked by a fucking cartoon

It's also bombing. 45mil OW off a 170mil budget

good, hope they finally stop giving classics to burton

*cough* stay strong burtonbros....Edward *cough* Edward scissors hands 2 will save us

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How did they do the Magic Feather scene without the Crows being in the movie to provide said feather?

>It's also bombing. 45mil OW off a 170mil budget

the purpose of the Disney live action remakes is to keep the IP out of the public domain.

The feather is from a fossilized tyrannosaurus rex that Dumbo accidentally unearths.

It doesn't help that most of Disney's IP's are either dying or in the process of dying.
Star Wars: Effectively dead.
Marvel: In the process of dying.
Live action remakes: Who the fuck even watches these?
Sequels to movies made 50 years ago: Um what?
All they really have left is Pixar and Indiana Jones, hence the reason Toy Story 4 exists, and I bet some pussified retarded Indiana Jones sequel soon.

Sounds like for a script the writer just pressed his buttocks against some paper and sharted on it.

How the fuck is it so good?
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Its from a t-rex, not even memeing

They're just building content for their streaming service

Burton has gone full blown parody mode. This is gag you would see on The Critic.

it's just a normal feather, dumbo sucks it up and sneezes, after that he has to do it everytime so he can "activate" his flight mode