Aaaauuuuuugggh

accept no substitute

MY favorite edit.

I’m fucking dying

lovecraftian

This might be the greatest meme of all time, and part of the reason why Blartposting died so quickly. It achieved apotheosis and there was nothing left to add

Is that the poster for the next Thing movie?

whoever made this deserves a nobel prize

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>from the director of the director of the director
kek always makes laugh

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>HEY, COOP! WHAT HAPPENED TO PAUL BLART?

Its a me paul blart

This is good, but it should have the American flag on the shoulder edited too.

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kek

nice digits, nicer pic

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>copypasta at the bottom
I swear I've seen this pic 100 times and have never noticed this

same. there's more to notice every time.
Blart posting, we hardly knew thee.

checked
>the states have been erased
everytime

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the fucking density here still astounds me

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this is one of those pics that's just so good it's not fair

Not blartposting but similar idea

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...

there used to be a trailer cut together to make it look like a serial killer movie but it's gone now :(

>this time it actually happens

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don't mess with his mall

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this is genuinely my favorite image on the internet

whoever made this made this may he have many years of health
also nice digits

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there's just so much to admire about this image

lmao

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overrated

classic contrarian

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kek

holy fuck

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>"No one ever comments on my OC, it's not fair!"

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It says something about this meme that not one person felt the need to comment on the trips

Good post for good get. CHECKED.
>States have been erased
QRD?

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lmbo

I like numbers

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Nice

This is artistically interesting.

i made this one years ago, thoughts?

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i like how this cat is always making white people smile face

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thats the only white person joke that ever made me laugh because its actually true, i do smile at people like that when i dont know them as a form of acknowledgement

I giggled

U N D E R R A T E D

I liked it

I always liked the ones in first person, good work

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Kek

oh god

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kek

kek

That text at the bottom killed me

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youtube.com/watch?v=5wC65vvk2_A

90s fags trading memes on hardware would never have believed what level of shitposting we achieved in this day and age

>this film is shit
lmfao

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meh.

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Well deserved trips jesus christ

I wish I could find my old Paul Blart edit Elf Jew.

It got decently popular, cant tind online anymore though

It's so dense. Every single frame has so many things going on

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I love these.

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Checked and kekked.

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12/12

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based thread

simply epin

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Checked. Some real meme creep numbers here

the bottom text is actually 98% correct about me. I'm gonna have to save this, it only makes sense that a paul blart meme is the catalyst that makes me change my life.

Dir. David Cronenberg

sneed

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Cringe alright.

>NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE A MALLLL

based

>not raising your scowl for a second and looking at them then looking back down

keked and checked

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Kafkaesque

some

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Oh i get it, Paul Blart rhymes with Wal Mart

Charlie on his keychain

Where's the fucking Vietnam shits?

>Kaz, I've become a meme

There he is. There he goes again. Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little blart thread up and fill in the captcha. Oh maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic photoshopped mall cop guy isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos onto the floor. But it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a comedy movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist on an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic blart fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinkng about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "don't don't don't don't don't". You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge n the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's al you'll ever be. Forever.

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Is this the new Cronenberg kino?

Hahaha

Best post

who here had to camp over night to buy tickets to see this opening day when it came out

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss the old days where we had these threads every week
how long ago was it now?

I always wondered how long this one took to make.

severely underrated edit

>how long ago was it now?
>too long ago

Diane, I think we're onto something

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anyone have the 'safety never takes a shit' one?

>91 posters
>128 posts
time to let go

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That's a pretty normal proportion

>impressive and very nicepilled
fuccin based blartpost

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I can't fucking breathe.

Ever.

Golden and Godpilled

lol ploob oobl i'm fucking dying plab blab hpolyf cuk lol

the image that saved Yea Forums

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Based

part 3 when?

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>Vegas is doomed
Good

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Has anyone actually seen these movies? Are they worth a watch?

God no. what a dumb fucking question

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the first one is pretty bad, the second one is extremely bad
not even really funny bad like the room or something, just awful

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the astronaut should be fatter and riding a segway 2/10

Am I the only one who has always thought that this is one of the least funny reddit-tier memes to come out of here?

FUCK U NIGGER BITCH

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This image has reminded me despite all of the bullshit this boards been having it’s still worth fighting for

based

what, in your opinion, would you say to be the funniest?

>mfw blartposting last more than 5 posts

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Based

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none of the established ones getting spammed, the ones that spontaneously appear in a single thread, get 10 replies for being funny and then die forever, are more of my taste

Based

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this ones my favorite

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Please let there be a Paul Blart 3 so we can have more meme material.

You were a mall cop once!!!

this is borderline experimental

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saved these all

Blart has his rips crushed by a horse and dies at the end of Paul Blart 2

kek

this made me laugh

Classic Blart.

test

test

Based "test" poster

>the states have been erased

>Why does god think we deserve this
gets me every time

My god this fucking hilarious lmao

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>zoomer memes

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>fucking men

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>posts a zoomer meme as well

>zoomer

this meme is older than you, zoomer

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I got like 300 of em ill dump like 3

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Thank you frens, it really means a lot to me that this image is still getting posted to this very day.
By the way there's a hidden Loss among the floating ashes on the left.

wha?

The funniest meme of all time

Holy shit

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whats Loss

>being this new

>Paul Blartian: The Martian
Kino

You've just been reported. Fucking REPORTED. And I don't even give a FUCK that I broke one of the rules by mentioning as such. I don't give a FUCK that I have to sit out for three days. I'll do it with a great big shit-eating grin on my face. You know why? Fuck you. That's right. FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING CUNTS. Go ahead. Reset your router. You snivelling little cunts. I'm GLAD I see you fuckheads in each Simpsons thread. I'm GLAD I see you shitting them up. You know why? Because it shows how much of a friendless, spineless, pathetic little school-hating FAGGOT you are who HATES LIFE.

FUCK YOU. I can't iterate that enough. FUCK YOU! You fucking cunts. You fucking bratty little Godless cunts. I hope when school gets so bad for you, so horribly bad that you just can't take anymore bullying, that you LIVESTREAM YOU CHUGGING FUCKING CLOROX after you GIVE ME THE LINK TO IT.

FUCK YOU.

Based

Jews are allowed in these threads.

Such an abomination, it would never stop screaming.

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Do any of you lovable faggots have the picture with what happened in between the PB movies?

Whats it like inside the flesh mall? Is it like an alien hive?

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yes

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Lol

>distant egg song
kek

cringe and new-fagged

why are you so mean

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wow

Lovecraftian?
Yes.
Gigeresque?
Possibly.
Cronenbergian?
Quite.
One could even say this is almost Lynchian.

You are okay user

Let's not forget Kafkaesque as well

>apotheosis
Like Mary to Heaven.

dank it up, meme men

youtu.be/KdR3ZY4Dqm8

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SO

ONE

SPENT

THEIR

DAY

MAKING

THIS!

It was amazing.

so one??????????????????????

Anyone try this?
youtube.com/watch?v=y7wyfTsIm1k

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>Ifunny

I'VE GOT SPURS

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It's the billing block on the bottom that always makes me giggle.

Reddit esque

underrated

You are amazing

wow

Checked

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10/10

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you are

XD paul blart

Best Yea Forums meme

last time I went down the synchronicity rabbit hole I watched Melancholia synced to melancholy and the infinite sadness, after that the abyss started staring back at me and I stopped

hey guys I'm posting this thread on reddit right now. reply to get in the screen cap and be sure to upvote :)

man you're so serious

fuck you user, you made me kek way to hard

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