How come no one ever made a movie about the falklands war?

youtube.com/watch?v=pAqJTumYakE

Imagine being this much of a sheltered burgerfag

They literally won by having higher ranged weapons and trolling the fuck out of them. Not really an interesting war, more like a comedy.

There's a couple good ones. They're made in Argentina tho. I know you fatties can't read subtitles to save your lives

It should be a wry comedy about something banal, say, an argument about grazing rights between two neighbors.

Then the war takes place in the background.

Because that leads to the AMIA bombing which leads to Mossad created explosives having been used.

>DUDE WW2 AND ACW

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Have you ever watched a serious war drama before faggot?. They were literal children sent to die in a frozen hellhole. That can be interesting enough.

The two neighbors would, of course, be an Englishman and a Welshman. And they'd each have given their own name to the pasture in question.

all war films are basically the same. we don't need a billion war films

You got me, I am exactly like that cartoon you posted

nobody fucking cares about the falklands

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We dont need a billion generic 'murican ww2/irak movies. It's not our fault your movie industry is successful yet creatively stale

Shitty, boring, pathetic "war. British fucking empire against some literally who backwater and they didn't even blast their capital to pieces or something, instead they just dicked around on the island.

Sure, the government fell as a result of losing the war anyway, but the brits demonstrated the lack of grit that lost them every other part of the empire as well. Faggots never deserved to rule the world or the waves.

why no grenada war kino

Changing the theme isn't going to make it interesting.

The brits were gonna bomb our monkey asses in the mainland but Ronnie didn't want his facist slaves to have it too rough. I don't know who the biggest faggot was in this situation

sadly fpbp

Not the theme, dummy. The execution.

probably smarter not to bomb the mainland and unite support for the regime

>waiting for America to make movies about you

Seriously, why are foreigners so lame and cucked? Make a movie about yourselves ffs

It would be nazism to make a movie about anyone other than Amerca

ignore the third world peasants

like missouri?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumbledown

>What is ‘Heartbreak Ridge’ starring Clint Eastwood

Anyone with an attention span and appreciation for military history knows of the Falklands War.

t. Burger

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Ungentlemanly_Act

As he types in English lmao. The only things Yea Forums cares about is Anglo stuff, where the fuck have you been?

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>lol just give away your land goyim

i guess (though there was some big battles).

but there was plenty of movie worthy small engagements.

did you know that after the initial invasion some of the islanders (mostly old men) formed a resistance group, linking up with a 3 PARA patrol who had avoided capture.

They stayed at large for weeks, carrying out reconnaissance and guiding british SAS/SBS patrols when they eventually arrived.

It would be a complicated affair.

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True. I've only heard of The Falklands War from that Pink Floyd album.
youtube.com/watch?v=rQZJ3oF9U_s

Both sides used the FAL but Argentina was dumb and used fully automatic ones and couldn't hit shit.

nobody said it wasn't justified you sensitive faggot it was just boring. congrats you blew out Argentina lmao

Could we get Meryl Streep back?

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How much is there to say about pathetic, weak, cowardly Anglos clinging to the corpse of their long dead empire by skirmishing with some irrelevant dictatorship?

youtube.com/watch?v=LXmbtSKO-5s

based brits for proteccin dese sacred supreme court justices in hiding

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There is one
imdb.com/title/tt0288569/

>a bunch of anglos fighting against indios and mutts

it would be extremely problematic

They're called the Malvinas.

How so? The Soviet Union had no problem with steamrolling into Afghanistan and displacing millions of people, back in the day as it were.

The Argies have made several, and there's a good English one called Tumbledown

The Falklands War was about a dying Empire fighting a useless war over a piece of land nobody really gave a shit about except to get a bunch of your own killed to protect British pride.

wasn't it a bit boring.

except that carrier sinking.

>The Soviet Union had no problem with steamrolling into Afghanistan
if you consider losing the war to be 'no problem' then i guess.

only good part of it is how the Argies managed to fight back against the Brits thanks to the eternal French's shenanigans

why are all americans walking memes? (im american btw)

>currently winning for 17 years straight
>"it'll be a quick in and out, fellow allies!"
>teaches them read

not boring at all
youtube.com/watch?v=rYCQlyiUJ-g

>useless war over a piece of land nobody really gave a shit about

The British gave a shit about it, which was the main thing. Whether the rest of the world gave a shit about it who cares. Both the French and the British have overseas territories they need to protect.

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There is - Tumbledown 1988

there must be oil there or something

We made a movie, it's called Iluminados por el Fuego (Blessed by Fire)

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Nah it was pretty much just Thatcherism and muh pride. It is a useless island which is why the Argentinians thought the British wouldn't defend it.

Around the Falklands? There probably is. The main thing is the penguins need protecting.

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redpill on the falkland wars. Why am I supposed to cheer for the oppressive british regime and not the freedom loving brown skinned peoples of argentina

>n-no it was for muh pride and goodness, I swear!
Typical Anglo tactics

>freedom loving brown skinned peoples of argentina
Argentina had a Fascist regime during this period. They were trying to utilize war over a useless island as a way to galvanize its population.

Yet more Jewish propaganda to keep the goys in check and fuel the hatred of the based and blessed Anglos.

There was no oppressive regime. The main people on the islands were Britons or people of British descent. It was a 100% invasion from the dictatorship of Argentina.

youtube.com/watch?v=KR0fLtSlA9k

America and England are the only two countries the western world gives a shit about

It's really very irrelevant in the course of world history, it only matters as a memory of gasping empire to a crumbling small island, and their destitute former foe.

Oi where's you wanking loicence?

>It was a 100% invasion from the dictatorship of Argentina.

If that's the case, the island had a couple thousand people on it. Surely at least 500 had guns and fought back as partisans?

50?

5?

Because the Falklands people were peaceful farmers that settled a thoroughly uninhabited island and then a bunch of brainwashed wogs decided to attack and kill them in an unprovoked attack.

Then once the anglos took the island back they just stayed there and told the argies to stay out, no retaliation, just peace.

It is honestly one of the most justified defensive wars in history.

This. Even the argie Libtards who hate the military dictatorship still defend the war because big Anglo man bad. This people would live in Venezuela if they could. Good Lord how I hate my country

there is British people there

Until the City decided to inflict a wanking tax on them

pfffthhahaha

My god, I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

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It's the last bastion of pure brits. I don't think Jamal or Muhammad would like penguinland

English is German and Latin combined, retard.

What's your point?

someone post that Argentinian copypasta

you know the one

My point is that speaking English doesn’t preclude a value to Anglo

Of course it does, retard. It's the reason why German and Dutch are by far the easiest languages to learn if you're a native English speaker, whereas French and Italian are behind them.

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argentinos y negros
son la mitad mas uno
yo me pregunto
vos negro te bañas?
que asco te tengo
lava tu culo con aguarrás

Non sequitir. That has nothing to do with what I just said.

HAI

HAI GUISE

WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT FAMOUS ARGENTINIAN TEA?

Fuck off, retarded cunt holy shit. Even Norwegian is easier to learn for native English speakers than any Latin language.

No one cares bongcuck

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You literally don’t understand my point. Haha goes to show just how intelligent you anglos are.

The Boys comic had a flashback scene. So the boys movie or tv show or whatever might have one too.

excutere mea?

The only films you yuropoors make are either Fag films or migrant propaganda, why can't you faggots show up burgers then you lazy fucks

Cus there’s no way it can be done kino

>and England
ahahaha what a hearty laugh

Really? I heard the movie depicts the war as desperate, horrible, and futile.

For very brief periods of time, for sure.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoops_Apocalypse_(film)

>informs modern tactics and strategy in both the naval and land theatres
>therefore has a considerable impact on most modern wars that followed, and in defense funding, research and development
brainlet.

>Bong ship gets sunk
>sailors sing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life while waiting to be rescued
Wonder if they sung the "worse things happen out at sea, y'know" part.

>americans having an attention span or any concept of history
wew

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this is kino
youtube.com/watch?v=bN4eo_kYS6k

What fucking war?

[fires an exocet missile into your thread]

dingleberries

A war done correctly.
Ended swiftly and conclusively.

not like the absolute shit shows the USA has partaken in.

The one in the Falklands. Keep up, user.

>what does the english language have to do with the english people? german is the same as germanic

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Ya, cuz argies were such a military powerhouse, right???

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sh-shut up b-b-burger

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Was afghanistan?

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Not at war with Afghanistan. Read a book lol

Because its embarrassing to the UK so they dont want to focus on it.

>tfw reading and listening to the Welsh performance

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It was pretty aesthetic.

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This. It's absolutely baffling that people pretend it's a difficult war to justify.

Argentina had all the advantage. So much so that the stupid fascist monkeys thought Brits would back off. Thankfully, the Brits had already spanked some fascist monkeys and knew how its done.

>Ya, cuz argies were such a military powerhouse, right???
How about afghan goat herders and Vietnamese rice farmers?

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At least the Vietnamese and the Afghanis provided kino world class battles.

Falklands War is now known mostly for the UK getting a destroyer BTFO by an Argentine anti-ship cruise missile.

youtube.com/watch?v=wsDodFQPeJ0

>Falklands War
You mean The War de Indepencia de las Malvinas?

*does nothing then sinks*

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boring
about as entertaining as watching the nazis lose

The cretinous, the traitorous English.

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They both literally got btfo though

Someone explain this picture to me please

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As compared to you? Where the only timeline that exists is 1933-1945.

I actually respect the Argies for fighting against the Britbongs. 3rd world monkeys manage to sink a british warship

Most romance languages are easier for English speakers to learn than German. Dutch is much closer to English and pretty easy to learn though

>sod off argies
seems pretty self explanatory

Didn't get the joke
youtu.be/rXnmPHAhTxA

as a neutral third party I support argentina