Be 55

>be 55
>still getting drunk and marrying girls in Vegas and divorcing them days later

Can I get a BASED?

nationalpost.com/news/nicolas-cage-unties-the-knot-four-days-after-marrying-girlfriend-in-las-vegas

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muh sanctity of marriage

Fucking BASED

so based. I love the cage.

based and roastiepilled

Is “based” code for “cool wine uncle”?

>he is almost running out of money and he is not getting work anymore

Soon to be JUST'd

I'm reminded of the last scene in The Rock where he marries his girlfriend and steals a microfilm from the chair.

He is the JUST

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Does he still have to give her half his shit? Is that somehow "based"?

Can’t cage the Cage.

he has to hit rock bottom for him to rise and make kino again

Not based at all. Imagine losing half your net worth to spend 4 days with some Roastie asian hooker

Leaving Las Vegas wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

He needs to bring back the bird hairstyles

She won’t get a dime.

Isn't that shit called an annulment if it is that soon after? Probably signed a prenup anyways.

If that's the case then I change my mind

Shut up cunt.

He got an annulment

So sad there used to be a time late 90s early 00's when Cage Kinos would pop up every couple of months.

He was in so many movies during the national treasure era. The guy knew what he was doing.

they only get half of what you earned while married

what the fuck are you talking about he was in 6 movies last year and has 8 in post production

God damn, is he competing against Eric Roberts?

NOT THE BEES!!

You could always bet on the cage to see some kino whenever you hit the vhs store. Up until the Wicker Man, I remember renting that and thinking "Fucking Christ", like i got punched in the stomach.

Noone can compete against the KING

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He makes movies like he makes wives.