He was 25 when he wrote The Office UK

>peaking early
No thanks

>not wanting to cease existing

Debicki

norm macdonalds show with him as a guest was probably the funniest one yet.

I just want to be in that comfy state of where you don't want to leave bed and drift in and out of consciousness for a while, then if that gets boring sleep forever.

Watched the superior American office made by older people

I actually really enjoy getting to sleep because my medication makes me constantly dream.

john quincy adams traveled throughout europe, graduated from harvard and was appointed secretary of state when he was like 17

some people were rulers of countries before they were even teens

I stopped smoking weed and drinking recently so I get super weird, not unpleasant, but weird and vivid dreams. Can be fun sometimes.

>alrite mate, check this out... write 58,008 on a calculator, turn it upside down, and...

He smashed Haylet Atwell. I can't compete.

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If dubs then you must try meditation.

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I have vivid dreams when I'm drunk. Not too drunk, then I just blackout of course.

>duhhh! WAHAHAHAHA! IT'S ME, michael scott!!!
>hey pam!! how do i do this thing that i must have done hundreds of times to even qualify for a job anywhere?!?
>they've been shooting this documentary for 7 years now? whatever! conference room 5 minutes!!!

american comedy is so epic, just turn brain off and laugh at the joke man

I'm on SSRI drugs, I wouldn't recommend them in the slightest but the dreams are crazy.

>*character does awkward thing*
>OI MATE INNIT BLOODY WICKED THIS HAPPENS TO ME MATES ALL THE TIME
British "comedy" is shit

Lmao

Kinda xfm moment desu

eyes bulging with imagined riches...

>*american watches something where there is more than one thing going on at the same time and the characters actually make sense*
>*burp* WHY ARENT THEY YELLING AND QUIPPING

don't let the virgin schtick fool you. he's been slamming ass all over hollywood

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Is he still with this slag?

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I've nearly made it to 21 without losing my virginity, be a shame if it was taken from me, that would be bad and i definitely don't want that to happen, femanons please do not mess this up i know theres alot of pranksters (possibly female)here on /tv but do not take my virginity don't do it, I'm just a handsome young single lad who is holding on to his virginity like a raging bull and this is the internet where people can't have nice things(apparently). So lol i would really really hate that guys, so please don't set up my rape because you darn know i hate that. Don't fuck me. I imagine it now myself on Ellen and she has someone jump out and steal my virginity ha that would be crazy.

user sorry I couldn't read this comment sooner, only I was busy watching a puddle evaporate.

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When I do drink I only got them in between waking up for the first time and drifting between sleep and consciousness, but I think that was just the body catching up on REM sleep.

I was on antidepressants but they didn't work so I stopped taking them, I tended to never dream on them though, I must have had something different to SSRIs.

got in before the botched surgery, well played smerch

>ywn be paid to host a radio show with your two best mates where you just talk shit and play your favourite music for 2 hours a week.

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I can belch my whole name.

>britfag watches something with something that isn't some guy getting humiliated and embarassed or someone doing some randumb xD ironic shit like this
youtube.com/watch?v=qNbNG_-hAvM
>OI CHANGE THE CHANNEL MATE

I'm on citalopram (SSRI) and propanalol (beta blocker) so it's either one of them, I'm betting the SSRI though. The dreams are awesome but it's always the same sort of thing. They make me feel exhausted and dead inside though so as I said I wouldn't recommend them.

well, with a name like "merchant" how could he fail?

>since 30 he was on some podcast and played a character in a videogame
wow jesus talk about a lost decade and a half

>Dermot o'Diddly will never compliment you on your playlist choice

>the place was rocking?
>the place was ROARING.

Got arrested a bunch, crashed a few cars, beat a few people up, fucked a few hot chicks. Now things are terrible but back then I was pretty cool.

I just checked, I was on sertraline which is an SSRI, guess I just had a different experience. Took them for a couple months and felt exactly the same, tired and apathetic. But this was my third type of medication so I'm starting to think medication just doesn't work for me.

I hate Stephen Merchant physically, I dislike that kind of man. Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.
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do you guys think they even talk to each other anymore? I haven't seen or heard of any cross reference from any one of them since karl's appearance on derek. Do you think the XFM days were just so magical they just got jaded and knew it would never be that good again?

This is why I get nervous when I meet people I really get along with or have fun with. Shit like that doesn't seem to last.

Fuckd your bich

I'm a CPA.

Karl did enough to make enough to make enough money to retire early, and then stepped away from the limelight more or less (He made heaps from An Idiot Abroad).

Steve doesn't want to work on projects with Ricky anymore because Ricky only wants to do things where he is the main character

>it's the movie STIGMATA.

>it went down a storm
It wouldn't surprise my if SSRI's were designed to get people to kill themselves to be honest. I would honestly recommend anyone to try the meme fixes off eating right an exercising for depression etc first.

What you just described is still a thousand times better than the 50 iq "comedy" the states roll out.
>What if we took a British comedy but everyone's comically stupid and there's a fat black guy and there's a weird guy haha
Abysmal.

Children of the corn!

Thanks OP you just screwed us out of kino

I can probably shitpost better than him.

Gerald i don't know if you're a fan of wild weather, but you've got a VHS cassette of that winging its way to you so you certainly will be a fan of it after watching that i would have thought

>Only watching comedy that you deem "smart"
Tip your fedora harder if you can m8

>and there's a weird guy haha

Who is Gareth

ooooohhh throw that in the bin, throw that away

>UK office is too sophisticated for yank
Can't make this shit up lmao

currently making a ground breaking RPG my fellow sneeders

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This girl is simply gorgeous. Name?

Avoided spending any time with Ricky "Am I offending you, yeah?" Gervais and his high pitched cunty laugh, so I have that going for me.
I like Merchant.

>Name?

You can't read filenames? Get out.

I work on GOT in Belfast, as well as Derry Girls, Sherlock and a few other shows. I'm 25.

The industry is full of cunts. My hands were made to wring the neck of the Organ-waster that told 'troubled' 'artists' that they were valuable.

........Steve

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what did he mean by this?

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Nice projection retard, I actually despise both shows.
Protip: Watching a show that you think is "smart" doesn't make up for your room temperature IQ

i'm 26 and I've done nothing lol

I watched it