Tea Earl Grey...hot

>Tea Earl Grey...hot

who drinks cold tea?

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Pretty sure they do that. The computers in star trek were obviously an '80s/early '90s idea of a computer though; the software would more realistically probably have peoples profiles and tea would probably always be hot unless specified otherwise.

I do.
I hate hot tea.

He was just saying how sexually enticed he was by the tea

Never heard of iced tea?

>coffee, arabica, ethiopian origin, and blacker than a nigger’s elbow

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green tea and black tea taste good chilled. earl grey does not

Bubble tea, cold, yes pearls.

earl grey is black tea

>computer replicate the approximation of beverly crusher's last bowel movement based on her last 3 meals and beam it directly into my mouth

Well no one drinks Earl Grey cold, so yeah.

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i know green also comes from the same plant it just isnt toasted as much but the flavoring added to earl grey comes off tasting mediciney when it's cold

you don't have to look far.. another enterprise captain does at every single dinner.

Maybe some people in the future drink their tea lukewarm. Who are you to judge?

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Best Picard scene right here.

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>Computer....Baha Blast, large, ice cold

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20 years later we are no better.
look at microwaves? all the buttons, it only needs one button, 3 minutes at full power. if you need less you just open the door and it stops anyway.
how many buttons do microwaves have? too many? star trek computer maybe they like it at different temperatures like you could say boiling hot or lukewarm. this is a shit thread desu.

>who drinks iced tea
imagine being this stupid

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I just made 3 liters. It's supposed to be nice tomorrow, gotta start yard work.

Computadora...

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Monster, Original, lukewarm

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>testosterone, enanthate esther, 2cc im injection

We southerners enjoy a good iced tea, you rapscallion.

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nobody has ever said “tea” without “iced” if they wanted iced tea. nigger.

literally every restaurant serves tea iced unless you ask for it hot you retarded faggot

for me? its monster, white flavor, opened, room temperature, flat

>he’s never heard of the South and sweet tea

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faggot asked who drinks cold tea. That goes for cold for any reason. ice or bottles in the vending machine. Cold is cold. You fucking spic

obviously the computer wouldn't give him cold or iced tea if he hadn't specified "hot"
i imagine there is a range of temperatures for beverages and "hot" is not the default one for tea (it could be "warm" or "boiling")
but i can't imagine the computer doesn't have crew members preferences on record and knows that picard wants hot earl grey when he asks for tea
i have to assume that he orders different kinds of tea throughout the day but we only see him ordering hot earl grey, hence the need to specify

Wow what's it like in bizarro world

>not drinking ice tea

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>and blacker than a nigger’s elbow
Lay off the haymakers, pal.

Studies show that drinking hot tea or coffee increases the risk of mouth cancer.

>I read a studies abstract and now I'm an expert on that topic

lol fuck off

This is blatantly untrue. I was just at lunch today after closing a $15 million loan. The borrowers, banker, and attorneys all ordered sweet tea or unsweet tea and the waitress brought them all iced teas. I had water. This was in the South, yes. Thanks for reading my blog.

I don't think xhe said that

He wanted it to be fully hot not just warm, so he could drink it incrementally over a sustained period of time.

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If Picard wasn't such a morally righteous character this show would be shit.

>Be me
>On enterprise
>Drink the same thing everytime
>On a tight scedual going between decks
>Want to try and save time as much as possible
>Get irritated whenever there is a line at the Reps.
>Everyone HAS to say the WHOLE THING of what they want
>Ask engineering one day about it
> 'It knows our voices and our coms, why dont we just say 'computer? favorite drink' or what ever.'
>He gives me a weird look
>The kind where he never thought of that before
>Try it out at my personal Rep in my quarters
>It nags me to be more specific and that I have atleast five favorite drinks
> 'Realy five?'
> Its been a week
>Still no fucking changes
>Fucking engies.

this, i'm sure the most common preference is perfectly drinkable temp, so you don't have to wait to start sipping. whereas he prefers to be somewhat scalded as part of the drinking experience like how his idols made tea before replicators.

you can't just predicate any nonsense with "studies show" without providing at least one link to a credible source and have people believe you. that may work wherever you're from but not in the real world

Wtf is a liter?
Speak American filthy foreigner

Standard Coca-Cola bottles have two liters.
3 liters is about 90% of a gallon.

>finasteride, 5mg, 500 tablets

I do
Sweet tea is my coffee

Tried it when I was in burgerland. Absolutely disgusting.

Nearly every country sells canned cold black ice tea mixed with lemon or peach.

I always assumed he was ordering it hotter than usual and liked his Earl Gray a bit burnt.

Like my grandmother, her coffee is too cold if it isn't melting her face off before it even gets to her lips.

when i run a bath i run it as hot as possible and let it cool, so that as it cools it warms the bath and bathroom up
when the water is cool enough to use, it's in a warm environment and so doesn't cool as fast
i imagine the same is true of a hot drink
ordering it too hot and letting it cool will make the mug warm, and thus keep the drink at a warm temperature for longer
a trick i learned for cooling a hot drink quickly if you need to drink it in a hurry is to pour it into another mug
it'll cool to drinkable temperature in 10 seconds
so i think that's why picard gets his tea "hot"

baja blast.....frío....por favor...

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>sorry Captain you’ll need to fill out a zendesk ticket just like everybody else
>waah wah plays

>who drinks cold tea
people from Georgia

Lazy people like me do. Green tea has a great mix of antioxidants, caffeine, and theanine.

Diet Sips, Chiled

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