Hairspray (2007)

You say cringey. I say "driven".

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That video she posted where she was crying because her insta was hacked broke my heart because she is too innocent for the internet, she is either very sheltered or on the spectrum

Someone should pay her for the celebrity shout outs on that website and have her read all of these tweets.

I hear Pierce Brosnan recently approached her with a role...

Its sad to know that even in 40 years when she’ll go to swing dance class, she’ll still introduce herself as Nikki from Hairspray

>r u in NYC I luv ur work & would love to have you do wat I want

huh??

Checked.

>how are u handsome?
Did any one of these reply?

She's made at least $9,420 off of wishing people happy birthday

cameo.com/nikkiblonsky

I don't have it but i remember someone actually did, and told her "stop pretending you know me."

She's doing fine.
www.cameo.com/nikkiblonsky

She should start an talent agency with Jenna.

It was Amanda Bynes

that's a big girl

>be fat kike jewess american princess
>fail at life

How is that possible

Is this what ex-famous people resort to lol? Milo started doing this shit too.

uuuu

>The cameo was TERRIBLE. Were you on drugs while you filmed it? Worst money I’ve ever spent and super disappointed. Not worth it AT ALL.
Nice featured review she's got there.

Hey its Christian Bale from American Psycho

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amazing

I mean to say you had an interesting job once is still more interesting than I’m from accounting and I once worked at a tanning salon

Hot damn that’s embarrassing.. is there footage?

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OH MY

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looked around at that site and i did not recognize anyone

She's a sheltered fatty. She thought her actual singing talent would trump her looks and land her a career, but of course it didn't. It's sad.

You can get your very own Gary Busey kino for only $325.

screenshot for someone who doesn't use twatter please

cameo.com/c/voice-actors

Unironically the only category that is worth it.
>have Cartman's mom yell at you

theres also this lol cameo.com/caitlynjenner

(s)he's the most expensive

Can we add her to the official "villains who did nothing wrong" list?

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cameo.com/bam__margera

Goddamn why is this so depressing

Dude

>$65

you would not believe the amount of pussy/dick you can get from a speck of popularity

>@JohnStamos

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here's some bad reviews
"We’ve ordered two separate cameos and neither one of them followed what we had asked for. Sadly a waste of $40 :("

"mispronounced my name even though i wrote it out phonetically. its also a common name. Proper pronunciation is everywhere online. "

"I love NIKKI BLONSKY FROM THE MOVIE HAIRSPRAY!!!" sounds like a fake/requested review

"The video cut off at 6 seconds and the only thing she said was “hello it’s nikki”?? can the rest of the video be sent to me? love you nikki blonsky from hairspray!"

"Kind of upset... spent $20 on a 15 second video where she didn’t really do anything besides restate what I wrote .. kind of rude ! She’s lost a fan today :("

"I love you Nikki, but you seemed uncomfortable. You’re still a star in my eyes though and I can’t wait for you to take over Hollywood this year. "

"Nikki didn’t say her name so this message could have been for anyone and also said Happy Birthday when it isn’t her birthday "

And no, none of these had the cameo available to watch. Also she starts almost every cameo with "Hey it's nikki blonsky from the movie hairspray", that phrase must be engraved in her brain. also the first link has her starting the video with her tongue sticking out like she's a retard or something: www.cameo.com/v/ECHLfg1uK
www.cameo.com/v/4DafsVvW5
www.cameo.com/v/YuQVj_yQ6
www.cameo.com/v/LU8DLkVOE
www.cameo.com/v/BxtJQyRHx
www.cameo.com/v/2G657VwRV
www.cameo.com/v/5vJ08Gnm9

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>trying that hard to get on Matt Harvey's dick

>This movie was such a hit!

It's sad that you can find the 2007 version everywhere, but it's a lot harder to find the original 1988 version. The original wasn't as big budget, but the characters were better and it had a more warped sense of humor.

Very good.

>says no pun intended
>pun is intended

Aware me on this. She's a Z lister, practically a nobody.

if you have to include the only movie you starred in when you introduce yourself, you're a fucking nobody. the equivalent of going to comic con and needing to show people a picture of the character you're cosplaying as so that they can get it

oh no no no norm not like this

cameo.com/normmacdonald

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Anyone willing to chip in towards the $999 to get a Kevin O’Leary cameo?

he actually puts a little effort in them, based
also it's not that bad, this is just a glorified autograph

checked

JUST

This is fucking embarrassing

The JUST site

Did you mean Nikki Blonksy? From the movie Hairspray?!

*roll

LMAO THE DIRTY JOKE

>"The video cut off at 6 seconds and the only thing she said was “hello it’s nikki”??
this got me good

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>household name
Blonsky write that PR puff piece?

I want to get off this ride what the fuck is wrong with normies just handing over thousands of dollars a minute for some fucking nobodies to say some dumb shit they tell them to explicitly say

>hey user, it's user, from the board Yea Forums! hope you're doing well and haven't wanted to kill yourself lately! xoxo

very impressive

It’s true I would bang her just so I could meme about it on Yea Forums also I’m so fucking horny and lonely I would marry her

impressive. very nice.

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same

this is one of the dumbest things ive ever heard.

And the fact that former celebs even have to resort to such things... is completely embarrassing. You are charging strangers and wishing them a happy birthday. That is like 100% pathetic aspie shit right there.

those digits

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You'd think some ((producer)) with a chub fetish would have been all over that, but maybe Rebel Wilson cornered the market.

this site is fucking hilarious. Celebrities are nothing more than clowns

Isn't there an alarmingly high rate of schizophrenia in Ashkenazi Jews?

cameo.com/milo.yiannopoulos
Awww, they closed it down.

The bold italics are the cherry on top, and the fact that it's last, hiding among other positive reviews

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i remember there use to be pornstars on this site
i guess they god shoo'd out when some bigger hasbeens started enrolling
i'll miss some of the mommy JOI-tier videos that were up there

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It's like second hand fame. People would do anything to feel just a little bit famous

youtube.com/watch?v=dmU7WLpCN2w
Obligatory.

WITNESSED

>pay Bruce Jenner 1000$ to send you a video of him saying hello while dressed as a woman
What went wrong with the world?
>Rebecca Black 40$
Ok now I'm interested what are the rules??

>>Rebecca Black 40$
she cute
cameo.com/v/tMj3oXaHB

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DELET THIS

>this whole thread

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which one?

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>Wesley Snipes
JUST

i'd pay for gary busey

I feel if Gilbert put any amount of effort into his that, because of his iconic voice, there would just be enormous value in a unique, personalized video.

I do the same thing when I get lonely and snapchat every girl I know

jesus christ how do you fuck up this bad

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are you nikki's ex or something why do you hate a nobody so much?

We could all pool our money and get a Caitlin Jenner video, but request she dress up as our hero and idol, Bruce jenner

>Sam Wise and Malfoy are on this site
oh...

I swear I thought Nadeea Volianova was Pipper Perry when I saw this image

is this image photoshopped

She already has the money, she's just doing it for fun

My family is insanely rich and don't need to work but we find work because life becomes depressing without working daily

>the money
>from one movie 10 years later

I send dick pics.

+commercials and all the product endorsement, she was one of the main stars in the year's biggest film

she also started in 2~3 other films?
she would have made enough to live off life easily
actors go broke because they dabble in gambling/drugs, if not 5~6 films are more than enough to get by life

What the FUCK is her problem?

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Fucking check'd m8

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Gary Busey or Billy Zane
>Hey, user, Billy Zane here. To answer your question, no I did not fuck Uma Thurman on that boat in that movie. Uma Thurman wasn't in that movie, it was Nicole Kidman. I didn't fuck her either. But, and this is off script, I really enjoyed making that movie and I think it's pretty good. Australian film is a great environment for creativity and there's still a bit of experimentation going on down under. If you want me to punch Bruce Campbell in the face, add another zero to the rate and we'll talk. Thanks for saying I was a better Superman than 'that faggot butt muncher', but I've never played Superman. Happy birthday!

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yeaaaaaaaah boi

My God...
Double Dubs

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Are you fucking kidding me

Surprised a few of them are so cheap tbqh.

>11
>33
>99

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>Nikki Blonsky · Net worth
>$625,000 USD (2015)
>set for life

>What the FUCK is her problem?
>Amanda Bynes

Go to the library, check out the DSM, use a random number generator to pick a page number, find it, then close your eyes and slam your finger down somewhere on the page. That's what the fuck her problem is.

Hi!

Anyone half intelligent could turn 600k into enough to set you up. Failing that just hire a financial adviser and have them set you on the right path.

>average cost to raise a kid to 18 is 500,000
>dude just live as a hermit NEET for 60 more years
dumb incel

is this nikki's mom or some shit

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>This thread

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I've been trading for like a decade. if I had had anything close to that amount I'd be snorting coke off some low-grade models tits in the bahamas right now. She blew it.
I wasn't giving the bitch a compliment.

To be fair, she’s also working now, so she does have an income in addition to the money she earned from acting.

This is like a modern-day Hollywood Squares.

Better yet, we should get him to reassemble his penis.

>trading for a decade
>doesn't even have $500k in investments
love incel LARPers so much

savage

do you guys think The Architect could save nikki's career? or is it too much, even for a professional like him?

The only bad one is the John Stamos one honestly

The architect prefers those who are untouched, Nikki is almost completed at this point.

I will pay him to congratulate bane for being a big guy

Just went to the front page and it has Norm McDonald, Ice T and Eddie Griffin

I just find it funny.

This was posted before and he kept starting all the videos by saying "Hey it's Bam Magera here with my infected ass finger" then him showing how swollen it was.

Cameo is even more disgusting than TikTok desu

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cameo.com/gilbertgottfried

Literally who?

>Jennifer Love Hewitt
>$150
>Stormy Daniels
>$300
?

The Shermanator

get the fuck out zoomer. that's the sherminator

>my nigga mr wonderful on there shitting on old timers for $1k a pop
this fucking guy is literally starting all his birthday wishes saying they should be thankful they're not dead at their age and laughing in their face
>made like 70k off their asses
god damn

cameo.com/mrwonderful

>get the fuck out zoomer. that's the sherminator

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Based

>paying some "famous" fag to wish you a fake happy birthday
Seriously, WTF is wrong with americans?

well if the last part of your post is true you're clearly not the type able to fuck an ugly women just to toy with her.

it's actually not that bad when you think about it
it's just virtually masking your wishes using someone your friend finds entertaining in some way
the status and value they add to a simple verbal gift is worth the asking price for some of them, the problem is with how overpriced some of these fags are
>some no-name instathot "influencer"
>$50 for a couple of seconds of trash quality video
>literally a single video that's definitely someone they know

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has to be, no one gets adult-onset fetal alcohol syndrome.
i think.

I know you're Amanda Bynes

same. something about her earnestness

JUST

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It couldn't be any other way.

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have you ever been DP'd, Amanda?

>"mispronounced my name even though i wrote it out phonetically
I had my name legally changed so it's spelled phonetically and even strangers somehow pronounce it the way it was originally spelled

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lol based response
this fat slut should deactivate her social media sites and get married.

yeah but a fat slut who's married is just fat.

Look again

she needs to do less research on dinner rolls and more on acting roles

they tried really hard to push her as a big name. I remember they didn't even say "starring" but used "introducing" when they said her name in the commercial, like it was to be her breakout role. wonder why she fell so hard.

omigod

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Bam looks great

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_genetics_of_Jews

she's not starving you know

Boo hoo.

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This. It's just depressing. Don't know why it affects me so much.

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>"The video cut off at 6 seconds and the only thing she said was “hello it’s nikki”?? can the rest of the video be sent to me? love you nikki blonsky from hairspray!"

lol

Where's the entry for JASON the ORIGINAL RED RANGER from the hit TV show MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS?

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you're actually retarded if you think she has that much

>wonder why she fell so hard
>in an industry where only looks matter pretty much
We might never know

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why does he like finland so much

He gets along with the local drunkards.

Thank you for this

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based Ibushi

Ernie Hudsons ones are pretty good might get it for my nerd friend.

He's a big guy.

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Wesley Snipes or Gary Busey, depending on the occasion

The Sherminator

He still has an ace in the hole. The role he was born to play.

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>Billy Zane will never play Lex Luthor
Fuck if there was a ever a role he was born to play

obligatory

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I wonder how many times he's heard "SHERMAN! What the fuck are you doing here?"

Oh fuck I thought these were eddited, but she really does introduce herself as "Nikki Blonksy from Hairspray". She did it as early as January this year.
twitter.com/NikkiBlonsky/status/1099620134245806080

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Fucking get back to Power Rangers for a reunion for fuck's sake you fat fuck.

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One of his drinking buddies is Ville Valo from HIM band.

>fucked around got a triple double

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ohh nononoonnonono
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *scream fades into the distance as am sucked into a vortex of suffering*

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Holy shit she's a stereotypical kike female.

cameo.com/v/DSlG9T_uJ
this site is amazing

I actually enjoy listening to whatever Norm talks about. Great guy.

Come on dude I'll jack you off

get the fuck away from me ! get away! fucking get away!

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>Bella Thorne $150

surprised no one on Yea Forums's ordered something

My sides

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Meanwhile, JDF is still FIT AS FUCK.

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What the...is that the white ranger???

That’s the guy who played the green ranger

why is Yea Forums the greatest board in this site's history?

He was the original white ranger after green. Did you even watch the show?
>mfw there was a dojo in the small town by my lake whose master claimed to have trained JDF for the movie

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>JUSTon David Frank

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JUST

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And draws larger crowds than all the other rangers combined.

And her daughter is the new Green Ranger.

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based mass checking poster

/fit/ here.

Kai Fucking Greene? Christ. This guy is the Tom Cruise of bodybuilding. EVERYONE knows who he is. It doesnt look like anyones taken him up on a cameo.

I'm convinced Nintendo gave Link JDF's "attack sounds" in Ocarina because of how popular Green/White Ranger were.

>even has a green streak in his hair

They even announce that he played the green ranger before he fights in MMA.

Worth more than me

Yeah this is the perfect way people should look at this. She got lucky with something, and it didn’t last. It’s really not a big deal, and there’s no shame in having honest work as a hair stylist. She could’ve just had an interesting story to tell her friends and family.
Instead, everyone here knows about her as the girl with the absurd twitter self promotion and that site where you pay $20 to have washed up actors say happy birthday. That’s what’s pathetic. That’s what’s sad

God this is sad. Imagine getting that opportunity and then never being able to capitalize on it. I bet the girl from Precious is the same way.

Just work in an office where the public cant see you

10 year olds gtfo

>no pun intended
What fucking pun you dense cunt?

It just goes to show how hard "making it" actually is. Even getting a lead role in popular movie isn't enough if you're just unattractive or untalented.

Billy Mays is looking /fit/.

Meanwhile, in Austin St. JUST land...

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That's fake isn't it?...Isn't it?

Is Austin St. John the new face of JUST?

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Who's the lady?

Based

how is that a pun?

>Ron Jeremy
I bet he'd put effort into it.

What is even going on here?

someone tl;dr this

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ASJ still killing it with the ladies.

He does it again and so do I

He honestly should lay off the carnitas.

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It does mean you have empathy though. On Yea Forums of all places.

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sad but also funny

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He looks in shape. The same shape he had when he was younger plus a beard.

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>all her roles explicitly mention being fat in the titles

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heh, i drew this

Someone book someone famous and have them talk about how janny does it for free

I'm glad this thread is still alive because now I'm sober and now know why I laughed so hard last night.
>Billy Mays reference
>Billy Zane gets mixed up with Dean Cain
>The Phantom reference
>Dead Calm reference
>Billy Zane never gets laid
>Australian hyped up Australian filmmaking
Underrated. Nice.

Busey for insanity
Gottfried for vocabulary
Baumgartner cause Kevin is the best office

Is ASJ the new Brendan Fraser?

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>Blonsky
>Turnblad

Too much Jewishness for me thanks.