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What a dumbfuck

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This bitch is a makeup artist?

Leaving Las Cages

Based Cage

Holy shit

They say she is credited on only one movie. She's probably a Las vegas prostitute who found a sugar daddy but rushed the marriage. Mistake of amateur succubus.

His failed marriages are because he’s gay, he fucks male prostitutes on the side in secret

Got drunk, got some great head, then realized he fucked up when he saw this lopsided eyes creature with no makeup on

So you'll go broke. The more ex-wives, the less money and more women on your back living off your shit. Nick likes to live on the edge.

> A statement released Thursday by Cage's lawyer read simply "SHE'S A VAMPIRE! SHE'S A VAMPIRE!"

wtf

>His failed marriages are because he’s gay, he fucks male prostitutes on the side in secret
Source: (Your) AIDS infected anus

nah, it's because he is an incel and the only reason he gets some is because of gold diggers

Life imitates Art

HOW'D IT GET BURNED

When I read the metal barrier it clearly says 'bbq' and I'm just 183lb so that is saying something

To escape being married?

Imagine actually getting married in 2019.

What happens in Cages stays in Cages. Ain't that right, Maddy?

... Yeah well she never talks

youtube.com/watch?v=h4OuWzZcWww

23:35

This

This fucking guy marries every chick that looks at him.

Thanks, was looking for the link and you posted it before I could

Great, random fag on a random fags radio. Serious source.

Unironically pitch me a movie with these two

MESSAGE TO ALL KINGS ON THIS BOARD

DO NOT LET YOURSELF FALL PREY TO THESE THOTS AND THEIR ALLURING TRAP

THAT IS ALL

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Na, he a just has yellow fever.

google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4842228/amp/Nicolas-Cage-flirts-woman-husband-shows-up.html

>Las Vegas
More like Lost Wages!

...is his beard fake?

No, he just dyes it.

You've already seen it. We all have.

Sugar is a Las Vegas saxophonist down on his luck, his motel gets broken into by an Asian hooker and before she can steal his saxophone, he wakes up and after a long series of events tracking down her pimp to waste him, she steals his heart, only to later actually steal his saxophone and leave him with nothing but his jacket and shades when she's quickly taken up again tempting high class drugs from a rival pimp.

>dyes it
Why do guys do this? Rock the fucking salt and pepper, man

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Well, that guy looks good because he must be like 35, tops. Cage wouldn't look like that, he's a bloated 55 year old.

why doesn't he just marry a robot? fucking weirdo

He has a hair transplant, so I wouldn't put it past him to get a beard transplant as well. It's almost the same fucking procedure, and nearly all hair transplant clinics offer it.

Is she related to Hamada?

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>salt n pepper

Most just go full gray and it looks like ass

>just shave it off bro, balding is manly as fuck

Just doesn't work this way

I dunno I think she's cute in a goblin-like way

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Because if your new wife doesn’t fuck you the marriage can be annulled.

did cage get cucked by a black drug dealer?

He should cure his yellow fever.

based

This is literally anti-just

The opposite and also he most likely isn't even black you cuckold

He must really have yellow fever if he's willing to settle for that.

Dude all he dates are asians.

I don't understand rich people's taste in women. Basically only arabs and their oil women like traditional hot women these days.

This must be for a movie, it had better be fucking epic too

He has yellow fever. It's a real disease.

he's fucking nutts

Will he ever forget about his Leaving Las Vegas character?

> Having yellow fever
Why is he such a beta?

he's gay (likes men)

I had a "yellow fever" in my early twenties, but after dating two asian girl grew out of it and now, 5 years later, asian women disgust me, I can't look at them in erotic or sexual manner at all.

the trouble is you're lumping people into categories and being surprised that reality is more complex.

>5’6”
>183 lbs

That isn’t healthy user

White women are more nigger like, as the stats show. The best women are asian women, they are superior to any other type of women.

Statistics say that Asian Tiger Women are the superior women, and that black, white and latina women are inferior.

Lowest rate of STDs AW-WW-LW-BW
Highest marriage rate AW-WW-LW-BW
Lowest divorce rate AW-LW-WW-BW
Lowest rate of single motherhood AW-WW-LW-BW
Lowest rate of obesity AW-WW-LW-BW
Highest level of income AW-WW-LW-BW
Highest IQ AW-WW-LW-BW
Highest SAT scores AW-WW-LW-BW
Highest level of education AW-WW-LW-BW
Lowest teen pregnancy rate AW-WW-LW-BW
Submissiveness AW-LW-WW-BW (anecdotal)

reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/76br1s/millennials_are_delaying_marriage_because_men/dod2j87/

The data is amazing and as you can see, the higher the IQ, the better the stats, with asian women leading the pack. Higher IQ in women leads to:
Lower rate of STDs,
Higher marriage rate
Lower divorce rate
Lower rate of single motherhood
Lower rate of obesity
Higher level of income
Higher level of education
Higher SAT scores
Lower teen pregnancy rate
Less rebellious (nigger like) behavior, more pro-family values.

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THOT PATROLLED
Based Cage
Don't do drugs kids.

HEHE

PREEMPTING THE JUST

BUT
>MARRIAGE
OH NO NONONONO

COULDA JUST SAVED THE TROUBLE

how do you know my height i didnt say my height

...Mom?

>what's the point of making a mistake if you're just going to fix it?