Remember that time Bart, aged 10...

Remember that time Bart, aged 10, drove a foam-powered soapbox through Springfield unknowingly quenching a fire for which he was rewarded with a legit driver's license by the mayor?
And then he used that driver's license to drive to North Haverbrook where he ended up becoming the boyfriend of 16 year old Darcy? Who, after a short romance, revealed to him that she is pregnant from some Norwegian exchange student who's no longer around and that she now wants to marry Bart so that her bastard son has a father?


Classic story.

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Formerly Chuck's

Norsneedgin

>baby wasn't black
biggest disappointment at the time

Well there was this

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how could slaves afford wedding rings. why is marge wearing a males wedding ring.
Where did they get enough oil to fry dounts.

WTF is with his hair he looks like a light bulb.

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Cringe

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Chuck Chiggers

Based as fuck

Bart a cuck at age 10? Well he is an American.

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>*englishman
Ftfy. No need to thank me.

This was actually the first instance I turned off a TV show because I was so jealous and angry at the protagonist for having a romantic interest. My autism still persists to this day

It was a different time.

more like Chimpsons

Sneed

Formerly hello Sneed

Yes, what did the Simpsons mean by this?

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remember that time homer ate a steamed ham on the monorail and jumped the gorg

Oh......ooh my......oooh my oh my.
That is possibly one of the best jokes I've never gotten from the Simpsons until just now.
WOW....

I actually don't.

HE WAS FROM NORWEGIE

why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Replace the baby's head with Mr Burns and it's perfect.

>Classic story.
classic sneed

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>bullet destroys the book
>only leaves a dime sized hole in his forehead
hm...

that was a good story OP
why you gotta hate

no wait i thought of the episode where bart made a fake driverslicense and went on a road trip with nelson millhouse and martin
now that was a good episode

The left can't meme.

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