How come british food is never praised in movies?

>being an insectoid and eating nothing but flavourless raw fish and noodle broth

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>fried egg
>blood sausage
>toast with marmite

I like vegemite and marmite bot more as a late night snack not breakfast.

*AHEM*

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We are indeed an ugly people. Whenever I see my teeth in the mirror I'm appalled.

Arent they cut from the same cloth?

You forgot to mention that they have their daughter enriched by paki cocks at the tender age of 8 and that they get in jail for 5 years for facebook posts

>this is what british people actually eat

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Because England is a miserable place to live and they eat miserable food as a result. It’s basically one big Seattle.

That's because everyone worth a damn fucked off somewhere else by the mid 90s

Sunday roast is the kino of food. Beef, mashed potatoes and gravy round at your grandma's house... Comfiest meal after Christmas dinner.

Based, my grandma still does this. Sometimes she makes Yorkshire pudding too

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Now that is a real export. Absolutely delicious as well .

British pies amaze me. In my Yuropoor country, we don't have savory pies, only sweet.
It'd be the equivalent of someone serving you cake but it having meat and shit in it

Where's the bloody toast sandwiches!

LEL EVEN THE CHINESE CARTOONS DAB ON ENGLAND

AT THIS POINT THEY SHOULD JUST BREXIT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES LMAO

The only countries that have good peasant food:
>Mexico
>Italy
>Japan
every other country's """national cuisine""" is trash.

I've always wanted to try riding one of these but I always chicken out at the grocery store. I think I see one person a year actually use one, and they're usually elderly
t. burger

>Britain
>terrible food
U wot m8

Because Americans picked up the meme from mainland Europeans and never let it go. Britain actually has quite a lot of good traditional dishes, especially when it comes to anything roasted or baked. At any rate, it has a hell of a lot more variety and flavor than Northern European food, which should communally carry the label of 'blandest food in the west' instead of Britain.

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What’s that bear thing?

>Beans
>Spaghetti
>Rice
Wow you're a hard one to please, eh lad?

Black memes are right, its unironically bad because a lack of spice.

The British don’t taste food. On account of their extremely cold temperatures they cook everything so absurdly hot that their taste buds have long since burned away and all they taste is the heat temporarily making them forget how cold they are.

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British food sucked my balls. Scottish food is delicious though.

Scotland is part of Britain, retard.

the cummy beans are vile. I had whale once though it was fine

because their food is based around whatever scraps they could find and just throw them together in a pie

>Why do you keep mocking my plague look at their cholera!
At least nords kinda do fish right

so much culture yet everyone goes and buys a burger from mcdonalds

it's better than fucking goulash or boiled turkey or grits or polenta or boiled cabbage. Overall, peasant food is low-grade by definition, but at least you can do good things with those basic ingredients.

Black pudding, haggis, etc. are all really good and they're only made fun of in media because of how they look/what they're described as containing even though everyone to do with the reference being there has never tried any of them.

Not the way I see it lol

it's like a processed ham loaf

Bruh

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Ham

Ls turn into Rs, not the other way around.

Meat pies are great, what are you gay?

well fuck you guys, I'm gonna go to the supermarket and buy nothing but candy, chocolate bars, and cookies

We have a meat pie over here in holland and its fucking disgusting. Imagine puff pastry filled with minced meat, apple and raisins...

>Gets thrown in the port of Marseille by Russian football fans

Don't forget a jar of Marmite!

Is that like a knockoff Snickers?

I like the guy in the suit who tries to trip ol Dudley here

>BEAN PIZZA
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT

DEEZ NIGGAS EATIN BEANS

It's like a milky way with rice crispies and no caramel

yeah, black people never eat fast food

snickers has peanuts you smallfat

That's well outta line.

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Sounds absolutely delicious

>horrid accents
Maybe from the lower class but normal British people have hot accents. Then again it's probably because I'm from N.I. and our accents are absolutely disgusting.

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Imagine fucking america (or japan) talking shit about your food LMAO. y'all fucking niggers don't even know what food is

Traditional cooking takes skill and time, much easier to stuff a burger in your mouth.

proud history of imperialism and genocide

Is that why any American girl will instantly open her legs for any even remotely average looking guy with a british accent?

>that tackle

Fucking ref

>no peanuts
>no caramel
>crisped rice

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>Talking shit on japanese food.
The fuck buddy? I'd google "japanese cuisine" before you decide to make another hot take.

superior in every way

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SEETHING

that's really more of a symptom of our own entertainment media. At college we had a brit looked and sounded exactly like Austin Powers and it definitely didn't work for him lol

the nougat in a double decker is much denser than a milky way.

Scottish food is just several times deep fried british food

in-and-out fries are impressively bad
like the burgers are OK, but holy shit the fries are so horrible they ruin everything about it. Just pure trash, worse than even the worst fries in actual fast food.

kek a fat guy in a scooter actually pulled up at the Wendy's drive-thru???

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Yeah, what do those countrys know? They don't even have the glory of the toast sandwich.

Don't forget, they're going to need a license to jerk off come next week.

soggy, soopy disgusting mess.
Bland. what a shame

burger- In and Out
fries- 5 guys
shake- mcflurry mcdonalds

*seasons absolutely nothing*

The toast sandwich sailed the 7 seas and dominated the world for a time. Sit down, be humble

This is your average British breakfast.

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Yanks in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones

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Better to do it than to be the pathetic wretch taking it and have no history except that of getting exploited by every other people on earth.

[test]

I think 5 Guys has a better burger IF the fryboys give a shit and make an effort. 90% of the time they don't, and they press all the juice out of it to cook faster

imagine living anywhere thats not northern europe

>no seasoning
vinegar

Nigger

we don't have most Cadbury stuff in the US and what we do have is much shittier than yours. So that's the closest I can give

is it scones as in cons or scones as in bones?

>terrible food
Literally a meme, compare us to other NEuopean ''''cuisine'''' such as fermented herring and whale blubber pie and we are considered world class
The rest is true though

Yeah? So did the Spaniards, where are they now?

One of the most satisfying fast food experiences I ever had was at Lotteria in Seoul. Would recommend.

Salt, vinegar, lemon. That's all you need, especially you're not a burgerclap and actually want to taste the fish and potato.

Looks fucking great? please tell me what's wrong here

Your food isn't good just because someone else's is worse.

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my five guys burger:
>Grilled onions
>Grilled mushrooms
>ketchup
>Mayo
I'd take that burger over a in-and-out burger any day

>Terrible food

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>toast sandwich
As in, a piece of well seasoned toast in between two pieces of un-toasted bread?
That's not a very common sandwich user.

The attempts at pretending that Japan doesn't have god tier cuisine are just pathetic lads.

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In Spain I presume

That's not average, it's amazing.

Thats because British guys are Muslim and white women want the sandydick.

>fish
>potato
>taste
bongs never cease to amaze

Looks fantastic. Are tomatoes good like that?

That is a rubbery as fuck fried egg. Imagine being a chef and not being able to cook fucking eggs.

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>Be British
>National dish is Indian Curry

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Yes because they are incredibly juicy inside and "pop" when you put them in your mouth.

I have this every Sunday but with poached eggs rather than fried 10/10

the fact you put vinegar on fries is fucking disgusting

And nowhere else, just like a certain other someone who used to have an empire.

Curry is a huge part of Japanese cuisine too

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Spanish will be the dominant language in America within a generation, I'm sure you'll learn about it soon enough.

(((GERMAN CUISINE)))

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>go to Berlin
>man currywurst is so great diversity really is our strength it's the national dish
>it's literally just a plain sausage with ketchup and curryspice on top

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>British food is b-

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Yes

>Noice

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I love a good curry though and the Sihk are good blokes

>I've always wanted to try riding one of these but I always chicken out at the grocery stor
Wait, so all these pics I see of these creatures truddling along in those carts are using complimentary carts available at the store?
Don't they have to own that shit?

Better than Jesus.

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Whats that pastry called?

God tier. Only thing missing is some fresh horseradish sauce.

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tried it, the smell itself almost made me throw up

>chinise cat eaters bitch about englands eel nads samish

foooking kek

She's american you idiot

>Mexican cuisine

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Why would you put apple and raisins in a meat pie lad

lmao
Makes me wonder now how a heinz baked bean pizza would be?
Breakfast pizza?
Eggs and bacon and away we go!

based yorkshire pudding

>jap eat wale and dolphin and testicals cats and dogs
>germans eat horses and facecheese
>swiss eat cats and dogs and horses
>french eat snails frogs
>russia has no food standards
>american food is allowed to kill you to a certain extent

>uk food bad!

If aliens came down and said everyone can only eat their owns nations dishes, I would honestly be happy with a steak and ale pie

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this webm pisses me the fuck off even before the chocolate. that fucking cheese

Yeah, believe it or not, fish and potato both have distinct flavours if they're not drowned in sugar, salt and chilli powder or whatever fast food nigger poison you prefer.
I guess the difference is that most nations around the world have access to decent quality fish, so there's no need to throw handfuls of sugar and spice at it to mask the flavor, the way that mutts have to.

The vinegar goes on the fish, vinegar on chips is optional. Also note that those are CHIPS, not the burnt, dried out husks you call fries.

>American cuisine

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itt: brits are so BTFO they resort to coping tactics

I don't get it either.
Aussie meat pies just have meat, and some other shit probably, but it's certainly not sweet things like raisins and shit.

their food is pretty good actually just judging by a list of their cultural cuisine
> sausages
> meat pies
> lots of potatoes
> lots of gravy
> many different forms of sausage combined with bread
> delicious desert pies
but American food is better

You're fucking retarded. Intestines and blood based foods are staples in the UK

because it's one of the worst in the entire world

I don’t speak like this and I’m from the South.

A small amount of apples actually go well with certain meat dishes. A little apple sauce in the meat pie is nice.

>t. didn't read the bloody thread

Blood Sausage is a popular dish across Europe.

I would crawl over broken glass to eat good Yorkshire pudding with gravy. Followed by some proper English Tea.

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That's a Berlin thing. Our national dish is Bratwurst

>smelt it
>not tasted it
You didn't try it though.

Thai food is cheap and good (enough).
If you pay a lot for a Thai meal in Thailand you're a moron.
You're a moron if you come here either way so I guess it's a moot point.

Stamp your feet a little harder, you child

> make a meat pie
> put fruits in it and add sugar
absolutely terrible

America has been a third world shithole for decades now
But at least the food is good.

blood sausage is eaten everywhere but the americas for some reason

its basically a meat cake

won't touch haggis though

For me, it's black pudding

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Imagine what peasant food was like back before potatoes were introduced to Europe. Peasants in medieval Europe literally didn't own horses for the pure reason that both peasants and horses ate the same food, oats. You can't even eat meat because you can't store it, so animals are slaughtered once a year during the winter solstice festival because you can eat it all there.

>Italy
>Good peasant food

>t. man who has never actually tasted traditional Italian cooking.

kek

this is even worse than chinks food

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There is no L or R nigger there is one sound that sounds somewhere between L and R

>I would crawl over broken glass to eat good Yorkshire pudding with gravy.

it might just be easier to make some rather than going through all that, it's just flour eggs and milk afterall.

SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY

Just make it thuringer.

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>Disobey lawful order to disperse
>Get pepper sprayed
Is there supposed to be a problem here?

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>much easier to stuff a burger in your mouth.
Don't knock the burger!
It's an incredibly versatile food!
The protein can be changed around, or can be substituted with fish or whatever. It has vegetables, and is all held together by the bread which also is variable.
All in a handy package that can be consumed quickly, with you hands or even one handed, leaving you free to shitpost here, wipe you arse or even have a delightful midday wank.

I've come around to the burger.

For me it's Toad in the Hole

As someone who travels to the UK and USA a lot I can confirm the brits have 10 times better food than the yanks do.

That list is a stereotype. In reality some of the best restaurants I've even gone to have been in London. In America though it's incredibly hard to find food that isn't processed, fried, covered in cheese and sauces, gigantic portions, overcooked. Their deserts are terrible and they put whipped cream on *everything* (and it's always that squirty stuff from a can). Trying to find some light healthy food in the US is next to impossible.

*blocks your path*

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haggis is just sausage but better.

>country is slowly becoming a third world shithole
Unlike USA

>Be worthless
>People find a purpose for you, give you industry and make you stand up straight
>WAAAHHH IMPERIALISTS

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>I had whale once though it was fine
What did it taste like?

all the hooligans were barred from travelling abraod for football years ago. whilst every subhuman ultra from russia descended on france that year. the english there were middle aged dads and skinny young men. also it was nice iirc

At fist people didn't like them because they also ate the tubercules growing on them and got sick. I heard a story about a French dude planting potatoes and having guards placed there so people would steal and eat the potatoes thinking they were valuable.

>JF will never EVER eat a parmo
What a miserable existence they must lead

that egg got blacked

>eat
they couldnt even be assed to clean up where the cut the thing in half if presentation is shit the candy is probably shit too

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Oh great, it's another Yank vs Bong mongfest. Brilliant.

Since this is supposedly a Yea Forums thread, enjoy some kino

youtu.be/WeVcey0Ng-w

>that "fried egg"
7/10 would eat once per week

ok, this is epic

>It'd be the equivalent of someone serving you cake but it having meat and shit in it

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Technically the British in India did invent curry. If anything it's more of a British dish than an Indian one.

I also forgot to say that an English fryup when done correctly is a taste goldmine. Forget about the calories and what your eyes tell you. Your tastebuds and stomach will love you all day. I'd never had blood sausage before but black pudding is actual great as long as it's the good stuff.

man I was so pissed about that but that's the way she goes

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and they are lucky it was pepper spray huh?

>American talking shit about chocolate from other countries.
Nigger you probably don't even know what chocolate tastes like. While we're on that topic, tell hershies et al to take their el cheapo sugar bars back to America where they belong.

>Trying to find some light healthy food in the US is next to impossible.
I don't know where in the US you're going, but every major city has a ton of restaurants that cater to health-nut millenials. Like every country, there are parts with horrible food culture (colorado, florida, virginia) and parts with great food culture (basically any major coastal city not in Florida)

im with this guy that egg does not look impressive at all now its sunny side up not fried as i prefer to eat a fried egg sandwich but it really does look rubbery. The trick to a good egg is to super heat the pan with butter before you bring the temperature down that way nothing sticks or burns and you can get both sides... should of probably bought a better egg though.

The more you cook a tomato, the healthier it becomes.

No? It was the appropriate amount of force to be used. What exactly are you asking?

>Yeah, believe it or not, fish and potato both have distinct flavours if they're not drowned in sugar, salt and chilli powder or whatever fast food nigger poison you prefer.
I guess the difference is that most nations around the world have access to decent quality fish, so there's no need to throw handfuls of sugar and spice at it to mask the flavor, the way that mutts have to. The vinegar goes on the fish
You're deep frying and pouring VINEGAR over your fish, you have zero say in the quality or natural flavor of fish.

>Also note that those are CHIPS, not the burnt, dried out husks you call fries.
they're called potato wedges. It's what we give middle school kids instead of real fries

I blame it on the inbreeding. Truly the jews of white people.

Then you're retarded lol

Everyone knows fries should only be enjoyed with mayo.

>muh light healthy food
I guess your opinion on food is worthless then
only women have a problem with grease cheese and whipped cream

those punk students where asking for it by sitting down at school and peacefully protesting in a non protest zone and should have been in the dedicated free speech square

>You're deep frying and pouring VINEGAR over your fish, you have zero say in the quality or natural flavor of fish.
What's the bet that you've never actually eaten fish and chips with vinegar, let alone had a piece of good quality fish? I'm thinking 100%.

>potato wedges.
Potato wedges aren't even remotely similar. But again, how would you even know?

Jews are an incredibly intelligent and inventive people, it's an honour to be compared. Thank you.

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The only nice Cadbury stuff is the aussie variant, as it's basically a separate company and doesn't use that plastic chocolate shit like the malay packaged cadbury does, which is how the uk one is edging towards in quality.
It's still not "chocolate" by the continental standard and definition, but it tastes better than the uk and other variants of the stuff.

>200 reply thread about English food on a board about film and television
Literally obsessed.

It's private property, once you're asked to leave you leave. But I know that you bongs have no concept of property rights.

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>Chips are wrong
>Lemon????

J-just the Engl*sh you're talking about tho right not the Welsh ;_;

What if you don't let it become ripe and just preserve it?

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I fucking love that shit. 100x better than sugary cakes.

What's wrong with Virginia? I've only been to Maryland which can be described as Old Bay on fucking everything.
They know how to eat down in Nawlins though.

O IM LAFFIN

CUS ITS RACIST AGAINST NIPS
PLUS IT ASSBLASTS THE WEEBS

>Land of the free

>>it's literally just a plain sausage with ketchup and curryspice on top
Any more than that is too excitable.
History has shown that you don't want ze germans to be particularly excited about anything, as it usually bodes ill for france.
However, considering how fucked things have gotten over there for both it's about time someone introduced the krauts to more exciting shit.

Maryland has good food, but Virginia is just all the worst parts of the south without the highlights like Charleston or Nashville.

>mcdonalds
>tv dinners
>extra size burger if you are feeling fancy

Superior national cuisine coming through

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the fact you think deep fried fish with vinegar is anything close to good quality fish makes you 100% a retard. Real quality fish you don't need anything as strong as vinegar or the need to deep fry it.

and chips are just fat fries. But you're right, potato wedges are far superior

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>ever choosing a meat pie over a sausage roll in the 7/11
ishiggydiggydoodah m8

>all "american" national dishes descend from another country
>burgers are German
>apple pie is English
>most other shit is Mexican

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QUICK! Post things that are now illegal in the UK.

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>"descended from" is equivalent to "literally stolen exactly from"

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>all "european" national dishes are based on foods brought back from the new world
what would Europe have left if you took away their potatoes and tomatoes and sugar? Dry bread and honey and boiled grain?

Lemon is great on european style battered anything (i.e. not the rock hard ashes that americans call "crispy"). Greeks are also excellent at seafood.

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Almost like America is a culmination of immigrants of those countries, who took the best dishes from those countries and took them to another level

the only thing they've taken to another level is the calorie count.

Mutt by name, mutt by nature.

why the fuck would anyone go out of their house and pay for that?
i buy food outside that i cbf cooking myself, this thing looks like the shit me and my friends cobbled together from the shit lying around in the pantry during a sleepover when I was 9.

another thing i don't get is nachos: never has there been a more overrated snack or whatever the fuck it is.
the bottom chips get all soggy and gross and the beans are blergch
it promises a lot but delivers so little

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why does everyone on Yea Forums claim to be a culinary expert? Most of you still live off your mother's cooking

WHAT WERE TO HAPPEN IF SAY ALL THE GREGGS SOSIJ ROLLS WERE TO VANISH OVERNIGHT, SIMPLE AS

RIOTS ON THE STREETS, CARS ON FIRE
COMPLETE BREAKDOWN OF BRITISH SOCIETY?

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Those damn colonists, invading and occupying the nothing and leaving civilization in their wake.

I know, they fucking did it every where.

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SEETHING

>americans

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Is there a term when the cuckage goes just too far?

British.

Turkey has pretty good mezes.

Are shovels really used as plates over there?

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My mom is a terrible cook, so I'm sort of forced to have taste.

>Real quality fish you don't need anything as strong as vinegar or the need to deep fry it.
Deep frying and bitter dressings such as lemon and vinegar enhance the flavour of the fish, you'd know how good it is if you'd tried it.
Juxtipose this to the way that Americans cook fish, which is to throw handfuls of spice until the taste is totally obliterated, e.g. your golliwog "gumbo" stews and whatnot.

>But you're right, potato wedges are far superior
Baked potato wedges like the ones in your picture are pure garbage compared to any other sort of baked potato, I feel bad for you if you actually think that those things taste good.

for the last time, yes

If a bunch of gypsies squat on your land the uk police can't do shit about it.
You'd basically have to resort to hiring some gangsters, if any remain, or even jihadis to disperse them.

>no black pudding

7 on 10 at best

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kek

I'm actually back on my mum's cooking after a long time away. Lads trust me on this one thing: pick a girl that cooks over a girl with just looks

FYI it's poli'ical not perlicitical. Perlitical is burger pronunciation.

WHAT WAS THE PASSAGE

BASED CHURCHILL NEVER WORRIED ABOUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

HE'D BE IN SHOCK AT THE ABSOLUTE SNOWFLAKE STATE OF NU-INGERLAND

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Because students exist. I still have it occasionally as nostalgia food but mix it up a bit: fry up some bacon lardons with chilli powder, smoked paprika, garlic and a bit of white pepper until it's properly cooked, add in a tin of beans and stir till it's hot and nicely mixed up. Thick cut white bread toasted, with real butter. Gorgeous.

The prussian king tried to get his people to eat potatoes.
He sent sacks over them over and they were returned with a note stating that potatoes were only good for animals.
He sent the next sacks with soldiers and forced those that weren't junkers to eat potatoes at gunpoint.
History has shown that there's nothing worse than an uppity peasant that won't stfu sit down and eat that fucking potato.

japs and weebs btfo

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Bet she had a killer workout afterwards brah

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Can't help it if every other nation is essentially a side character on the world stage.

Get their peppers and mix some of that juice in with the ketchup. Eat the fries immediately when you get them (no to-go). With this method, the fries are actually pretty good. If In-n-Out fries get cold, they truly are the worst thing around.
The burger is A+. Just make sure you order it "animal style" and you're golden. I eat the pickles out and then devour it with a nibble of pepper with each bite.

vinegar destroys the flavor of fish. Literally all you need is sea salt. Most Americans just grill their fish, I'm pretty sure even sushi is more popular than fish gumbo here.

potato wedges have actual flavor and texture compared to the bland chips you have to be doused in vinegar.

this is the correct way to serve them
the clotted cream is less viscous so forms a solid base for the jam to go on top

>welsh
maybe for a girl

autism

YEAH BUT WE RUN THE SHIT NOW

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I'll stick with black pudding eggs and what I presume is marmite on toast

>What's british food like?

melt down some fat with extra salt and drink it

Certain mega marts have them for use in the stores at the enctrance since people drive up to the front of the store and can only walk a short distance.

>germans eat horses
Nothing wrong with that.
There's not any other use for them anyway except some dumb shit like races.

>potato wedges are far superior

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People who say "scon" are mongs

bones, cones, drones, hones, phones, scones, tones, zones

because no one wants cucumber sandwiches and coffee is superior to tea in every way, which is why tea is itself a complete joke to non-brits

Why are you talking about american 'food'?

TEA IS FOR OLD LADIES

THESE 'ARD CUNTS IN GUY RITCHIE MOVIES DRINKING TEA IS HILARIOUS

IMMERSION RUINED!

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based

that guy was the best part of one of the most overrated movies ever

it is to pulp fiction as tea is to coffee

Tea is literally the most popular drink (other than water) on the planet

>Literally all you need is sea salt
Is there any good reason to use seasalt over idonized salt?
I've been using the latter because I don't think I get enough iodine in my usual shit diet.

Why can't people just eat what tastes good to them? Why does it have to be what *should* taste good to them?

Funny, but american cuisine is legendary
>Invented the hamburger
>Invented the pizza

>tfw black pudding is getting harder to buy lately cuz living in area with tons of mudslimes
JUST KILL ME NOW

ALL GAYS

COVFEFE, BLACK

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we're talking about representation in movies, and coffee has cool, late night, hard working connotations and tea has prissy queer limey connotations

most Yea Forums posters are totalitarians who would force their own ideas onto the world if they weren't powerless basement dwellers

All memes contain at least a seed of truth, and unfortunately a lot of British food just isn't very good.

I don't think I would be able to cope living on nothing but British food. If there is ONE good thing multiculturalism has done, it's put a Chinese, Indian and kebab shop on every street.

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does anyone have one with the candy
what are all those sauces anyway

FUN FACT: In American gay subculture "How do you take your tea?" is code used to determine who's pitching and who's catching

>Literally all you need is sea salt.
Now you're just taking out your arse purely to be contrarian, rofl. I'm guessing you don't know how to cook at all, because 'only sea salt' is the absolute last way you would ever, ever, ever, EVER prepare or season baked fish, especially not something dark like tuna or salmon. Baked fish is prepared with garlic, lemon, onions and honey etc.
It's time to stop posting now.

>actual flavor and texture
Once again you've made it excruciatingly obvious that you've never actually had European style chips and are just taking shit to save face. Just stop faggot.

plastic cheese on burgers was a mistake

Only in America is the drinking of tea connected to Britain.

>claiming you invented the sandwich
>claiming you invented an open sandwich

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>bons, cons, drons, hons, fons, scons, tons, zons
Nothing wrong with that you monges.

Im an American gay involved in "gay subculture" and I've literally never heard anyone say this, retard. "What's the tea?" Means "what's the gossip/word/truth".

This is the stupidest post I have ever read
ncf.idallen.com/english.html

except women the world over go fucking crazy for any public school (privately educated) English accent.

>coffee
>falling for the blackliquidjew
enjoy you addiction lmao faggots

Scon.

Check again m8, it's behind the bacon

Because some things are an affront to God and Man and should be banished from the face of the earth,

>hamburger
Made by germans.
>pizza
Made by Italians.

>Yea Forums - Television & Film
OH NO NO NO

For me? It's the chip butty

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>300
>Still up

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But that's just like, your opinion.

how the fuck do they eat the shit they do. I lived in the UK, the shit they eat is so fucking bad. Everything is all old and hard, they put oil and shit on everything to keep it from going stale as fuck.

It's just insane. Imagine if you were poor as fuck and you were going throw a rich person's old food trying to figure out what you could eat that was barely edible.
That's british food. it's just so fucking shitty you can't imagine. And yes it all smells like mold and shit. Fucking the way they cook eggs is just nasty.

Brits come here and love our food.

>both refined and perfected by Americans
lol yuros can't do anything right, have to be shown it by these "people"
lol

anybody who has such strong opinions about malt vinegar necessarily is on the autism spectrum.

sugar means you're a top
cream means you're a bottom
sugar and cream means you can do both
black means you're pozz

That's what i'm eating tonight.

not only that, all their food has retarded fucking nick names and shit

it's either some hyper complex name that just sounds like shit or it always, I REPEAT ALWAYS ENDS WITH A "EEE" SOUND.

Fucking brits are so inbred and dirty

>pizza
>made by italians

based retard

italians think a 'pizza' is a cracker with tomato sauce
truth is, italians have no fucking idea what an actual pizza is.

it was a joke

the english took peasant french food and thought it refined upper class food lol

lmao

No it doesnt.

this is hilarious

god bless America

I have no opinions on vinegar.
I'm just someone who recently smelled that swedish fermented fish crap.
It's the devil in canned form.

>Americans will NEVER EVER know the feeling of a steak and kidney pie, some chips and a pint
sad

I know more about British politics than my own country's just because of all the fucking panel shows I watch

Okay that explains it, it's just so fucking shitty. I was amazed. They thought it was so good, everything was like waxy as fuck and just old greasy shit. the texture was all fucked up. Everywhere I went. Half the food smelled like ass. I mean literal ass. And the Fucking names they had for everything "EYYY" ended everything

>Peoples tastes are dependent on their cultural upbringing
You dont fucking day.

>Im an American gay
You mean to say that you're just "American"?

>Speaks german and uses german products.
>American you idiot
heh

>Everywhere I went
You can only get real British food in middle class homes
foodsofengland.co.uk/factindex.htm

>simplest way to prepare fish
>accused of being contrarian
ok buddy, stay seething

I fucking wish. Would give me a giver dating pool

imagine being this retarded

You can't tell what language she's speaking in a silent webm, but the German name of the show in the bottom left should've been a fairly big indication

It's about that way innit?

One of the highest tiers of choccy bar.
I also like a boost, don't really seem them around anymore though

And the german canned "goods".

Dude I went to multiple high class places to eat out. I shit you not, everything was just Waxy and Greasy and smelled like shit. I've never had food that bad in my life, the brits were like "yumm eggiess and bakies" lol Sorry everything ends with "eeee" in bong land

no wonder your government is about to be dissolved by an elderly monarch, you all are crazy from the shit food

Just so fucking waxy and greasy, and just old old food

Italian autism about their shitty little peasant cheese and tomato flat breads is hilarious. If there's one thing America did right it was introducing the concept of freedom and creativity to Italian chefs.

Like I said, seasoning plain baked fish with just salt is not ever done and you would know that if you knew how to cook anything other than microwaved hotpockets. I think we both know who's actually seething right now, little buddy.

>amerilard trying to fit in but completely missing the point of the post

>Imagine puff pastry filled with minced meat, apple and raisins...
>apple and raisins...
There's your problem mate.

To be honest, British food is pure shit, it's horrible, German food... it's actually really really good. I mean really good. It's like midwestern food with extra cheese. It's legit good. French food is kind of waxy and tasteless but still it's good. but german food is awesome. british food is ass.

You keep repeating the same words over and over, I'm starting to think that you never actually ate proper British food but dined at some shitty run down pub.

you sure you didn't eat at a nursery or something sounds like everyone treated you like a retarded child

Imagine being an EOP

>no wonder your government is about to be dissolved by an elderly monarch
I fucking wish. That would be grand.
Her rocking up to st.james's palace driving a tanker full of hydrofluric acid with ole Phillip manning the hose turret.
It's what this cuntry needs.

t. never left the USA

>hurr you don't season with salt, use VINEGAR
k buddy

Well, it's called the English language, we tend to repeat words in sentences. We dont' just put "EEE' on every other word to change things up you stupid limey inbred islamic cuck bitch.

That work for you?

>sounds like everyone treated you like a retarded child
Well he's a yank so...

>lecturing people on food while living in the country of transfats
lamo okie dokie

kekked and based

the only good fish is in a chippy, fuck gooks, fuck gay little rice balls and FUCK sushi

CAREFUL NEVER KNOW WHERE THE AUSTRALIANS ARE HIDING

THE REAL SIKK CUNTS OF THE ANGLOSPHERE

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Your mexican food Is trash.

Why are you getting triggered on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?

See, even you guys know I'm right. I touched a nerve your food is pure shit. I mean it's legit bad. I've never been to another foreign country with food as bad as yours and that's including Turkey. You guys are the lowest of the low.

There's no accounting for taste.
I'm always surprised when I overhear americans complaining about some dish that I found perfectly acceptable.
Not enough corn syrup perhaps?

>"yumm eggiess and bakies" lol Sorry everything ends with "eeee" in bong land
I've never heard this
Why make up lies

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Why arey youee gettingee triggerred on a mongolianyy basketee weaveey forumey?

you mean right?

what's the name of this shit pile of food?

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lol, you're actually legitimately triggered aren't you? How can you hate a foreign country so much? I don't give none UK nations a second thought bro.

where are all the african and muslim nations? surely they must be represented there somewhere if the left keep insisting that they have something valuable to share and enrich us with?

nah, it's just a boring meme by insecure americans who never left their backwater town

you always know them, they make the same ignorant posts

I applaud the janitors on this board. They are the absolute best at what they do.

>terrible food
eat shit retard

and name this

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But for real, why do you british people always end normal words and names with

"EEE"

chipotle is better than any mexican foood

it beats talking about capeshit and sw 24/7

5 guys would have a great burger if you got it for $5, but you don't, you basically pay $10 for it and it's a bad burger for being $10

>We dont' just put "EEE' on every other word to change things up
What meme is this? I don't get what you're trying to say but by all means stay assblasted, fellow street shitter.

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Chip Butty, though here we'd call it a Chip Cob. Some places that'd be a Chip Breadcake. Chip Sandwich.

Fried fish gets the vinegar, lemon and salt, ya spastic. The only time you would put vinegar on baked fish is if you were doing a Mediterranean dish, which is a totally different palate to the rest of Europe. And once again, seasoning baked fish with salt only is not a thing that is done, not even in America.
You're just embarrassing yourself even more at this point. Instead of being a little fag, why not use this as a learning experience and start looking into getting some basic cooking experience? I assure you that once you get some solid skills going, you will never be able to stomach whatever tv dinners or fast food you're subsisting on at the moment.

>On the march to 400
>Still up

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A poached egg, wheres that "eee" sound you love so much?

Before this thread dies, bongfags, where's the best burger in London?
Byron Burger?

eggs benedickteeeeeeeeeeeeeeen