“Father... I’m gay.”
What is Vader’s response?
“Father... I’m gay.”
Landon Flores
Jose Nelson
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jackson Moore
>if you won’t be my son, then I will make you my bitch. Take off those pants and I’ll shove my saber into that tight twink ass and then we’ll see how you really feel.
Liam Gutierrez
"What's a gay?"
Jaxon Ramirez
Join me and together we will...
Dylan Ward
"...when the bear's hungry, he'll eat."
Gabriel Morgan
>Luke, I see you have met archaeologist and lesbian Dr. Chelli Aphra. We were both friends at one point too and I considered fucking the living daylights out of her. Now, however, I see she has corrupted my only son and turned him into a homo. Despite this, she was a good friend.
Easton Thomas
*jedi mind trick* no you’re not you love pussy
Oh yeah I love pussy, thanks for reminding me dad
Sebastian Hall
>"I understand, son. Thank you for feeling comfortable enough to open up to me."
Thomas Wood
"Are you sure? What happens between a Master and a Padawan during training is perfectly normal. Yoda told me so."
Caleb Richardson
"Wait a fucking second, you were trained by obi-wan right? He was the biggest pussy slayer in the galaxy! How the FUCK can you be gay after being trained by him?, for fucks sake this was Yoda's doing wasnt it?, you're missing out mate, Ventress was some prime piece of ass, you just HAD to see her"
Camden James
I'm actually not your father.
Kayden Carter
force choke
Christopher Cooper
*ignites lightsaber*
Caleb Sanchez
>"... ok? I really don't care about your sexual life right now. You do realize that your life is at stake, right? If you don't comply the Emperor will kill you."
Sebastian Gutierrez
Vader would only have himself to blame as Luke didn't have a strong male role model, turning him into a faggot.
Owen Cooper
>What a relief! I thought for a moment you wanted to make out with your sister.
Carson White
It's treason then.
Mason Anderson
why do you think the Emperor want you for? a new apprentice? LOL
Jeremiah Thompson
"Greetings, my young cocksleeve"
Ethan Jones
"cum into my darkside"
Camden Powell
Jackson Torres
>Hi Gay, I'm Darth Vader lmao
Josiah Bennett
nobody joins a celibate religious order because they're straight
Grayson Reyes
lol
Ayden Johnson
you won't convert me as you did my father
Parker Wright
Don't put ur dick in the dark side son