Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?!?!?!?
Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?!?!?!?
Blake Mitchell
Connor Reed
Still got it!
Aaron Perry
Brayden Diaz
It's like Rachel Maddow's mom
Juan Walker
Not bad for that age. She was so hot in Alien.
John White
Statuesque.
Jaxon Collins
Her mom tits probably still look great.
Wyatt Ramirez
*Imagining intensifies*
Logan Myers
Grotesque
Zachary Long
IMAGINE
Nathaniel Russell
totally would
Austin Williams
She looks like a wine aunt, who gets to drunk on Xmas day and spends it ranting about politics.
Adam Nelson
Imagine being Christopher Guest
Lincoln Lewis
post high cut panty
Jacob James
Um?
Juan Evans
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Isaiah Hall
They always looked great.
Henry Gray
Thanks Activia!
Brayden Jenkins
Checked and imagined
Charles Miller
Nice digits
Landon Scott
based and checked
Daniel Walker
Nicholas Fisher
Damn, Steve Martin looks like THAT?!?
Angel Green
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Nicholas Anderson
If it wasn't for her lesbian hair she'd look really good for her age.
Hope WB buys my Zantanna script where she plays zee's mom
Tyler Clark
Why do grannies turn me on so much?
Henry Lopez
Incelhood is a helluva pill to swallow
William Powell
Is she transforming into Alton Brown?
Jose Brown
Robert Ortiz
she's married to Christopher Guest, the guy who basically invented the mockumentary. He also turned out to be an English Baron, making her Baroness Haydon-Guest.
Evan Morales
got me
Luis Perez
kek I was waiting for this
Caleb Hill
Hudson Evans
only a fag wouldn't fuck a hot granny
Christopher Jenkins
A baroness huh?
Jayden Perez
doesn't she have a chromosome disease that fucks with her sex characteristics?
Anthony Cook
Nicholas Rogers
i fucked her
Justin Robinson
Yep.
You could be fucking her and suddenly she has a dick, and all you can do is ride on through.
Adam Stewart
Looks like Dana Carvey but somehow less feminine.
Hudson Green
Liam Sanchez
If you haven't seen her recent interviews just know that Jamie Lee Curtis is a nasty vile cunt and a fucking insane weirdo.
Dylan Robinson
hot
Sebastian Watson
That's why I want to hatefuck her badly.
Nathaniel Campbell
Imagine
Lucas Anderson
Ayden Gutierrez
Steve Martin looks more feminine actually.
Christopher Nelson
Who's your favorite GILF Yea Forums? Mine is Jill Stein.
Asher Cooper
Susan Sarandon
Evan Davis
you might as well stick your dick inside a pringles can
Joshua Hughes
Chekem
Lucas Morris
I can't be the only one who jerked off to this scene
Elijah Peterson
>horrific androgynous monster face
Every. Fucking. Time.
Jacob Parker
Grayson Morris
Underrated
Jack Ward
does her pussy still get wet
if you kiss her does she taste like death
would she be mad if your hardon touched her thigh when she was spanking you
Jacob Ward
>does her pussy still get wet
no
>if you kiss her does she taste like death
no
>would she be mad if your hardon touched her thigh when she was spanking you
no
Dylan Rogers
Give me the rundown...
Juan Myers
impressive, very nice
Ryder Bell
Like the holicaust, that never happened but you have to belive goy.
The same goes for lee curtis. I doubt that this gal has even got someone a little chubby in the pants but when the bitch is dead you cannot even think about how she reallybwas an ugly fuck
Angel Rogers
Grayson Cruz
Nice
Kayden Walker
Its not the tightness. It's the wetness that leaves.
t. Granny fucker
Dominic Cooper
Gabriel Turner
William Lopez
Nice
Benjamin Cook
True Lies is over Arnold, you don’t have to keep acting.
Parker Brooks
how the fuck has the M8 held its value for so long?
Jaxson Perez
She out here looking like Steve Martin with some big old tit sacks
Carson Perry
>those quads
Leo Flores
>Jamie Lee Curtis
That's Baroness Haden-Guest to you, pleb.
Ian Stewart
Camden Morgan
Based, checked and imaginpilled
Chase Diaz
perfect tits
Andrew Ramirez
asymmetrical, nipples not identical and too dark
very good, but not perfect
Zachary Barnes
>asymmetrical, nipples not identical
this the only pair of tits you've ever seen?
Angel Brooks
_no
Zachary King
patrician taste
Jordan Smith
Pedophile
Cooper Lee
Sweet mommy tiddies
Chase Edwards
Cameron Butler
My kinda thread
Mason Bell
Look, asshole, stop throwing around the word "perfect", when you really mean "nice, within the realm of average"
Easton Diaz
*SNIFF*
Samuel Scott
she looks like Ted Danson with tits
Oliver Ortiz
based
Adrian Cook
Owen Cruz
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James Ward
fuck
Henry Fisher
To this day, newfags still cannot triforce
Lucas Jackson
look shopped.
Nathaniel Moore
Dylan Kelly
Is that Eowyn?
Grayson Smith
no, the nurse from Shutter Island
Landon Morgan
Shit they've got the same facial expressions
William Jenkins
Hot granny
Easton Rogers
Helen is so hoy