Name one (1) thing she did wrong

slice off jack sparrow's finger

Not made a porn movie

She didn't ruin my life.

There's nothing to ruin really

Nothing, if you can't handle the occasional lost finger while banging her you are a beta loser

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AMBER ALERT AMBER ALERT

Amber Heard has once again escaped the bunnyfication center. Reports indicate that three guards were sucked dry of all vital fluids and at least two more are regretting breaking up with Winona Ryder.

Amber was last seen sneaking into the Disney backlot to murder Brie Larson and claim the title of bitchiest super-heroine for herself. If you see Amber Heard, contact authorities immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend her yourself, or let her slob your knob.

THIS HAS BEEN AN AMBER ALERT

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Have sex virgins lol :)

No matter what she does, there's no straight who could say no to Amber. She's female perfection.

I could not believe that picture I saw of his hand cut by the wine bottle she threw at him. It's seriously fucked up, so much so that I have a hard time believing he didn't slip on it or something because why would you ever talk to someone who did that to you again?

She is not a very talented actress really.

poopin on the bed

My fuck isn't ejaculating inside of her

Are those chickenpox scars on her cheek?

I'd bang her with my bleeding stump of a finger

>three guards were sucked dry of all vital fluids

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>perfection
Not yet.

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UNF

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Just imagine that there are people who actually live this life of banging the hottest bitches while smoking the dankest weed and having orgasms you can only achieve with 12 hour edging sessions

Based Brosnan poster

imagine she rape you

It’ll probably suck. Imagine she’s raping you at some bad angle and it bends your dick too much and it’s uncomfortable.

i love this meme

the work must continue

Didn't fuck me.

She didn’t violate my mouth and ass with a bbc strapon while calling me a sissy and spitting on my face.

god i wish that were me

in your butt

She lost weight

Abuse her husband and then ruin his carrer to boost hers?

>there was a show starring amber heard as a playboy bunny
>it got cancelled
wtf???

UMM MAYBE BECAUSE ITS #HER TURN BIGOT??

Married an elderly has-been

This

>getting paid to do this

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They need to put the series out on DVD

>you werent born a chad, so you have to work at it

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