"It is unsinkable. God himself could not sink this ship!"

no but seriously how did they not see the iceberg in time?

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Why do people even get on cruise ships now? Every time I watch the news there is some cruise ship stuck in a storm with no engines, or people contracting superviruses on them, or sinking with captains jumping ship.

Back then it was needed to travel, but why the fuck would anyone get on one of these shitboxes today?

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my guess is they became complacent with the unsinkable claims and the fact it was night

its funny zane said that
cos right then god showed up - forrest gump

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Why didn’t they just travel in the summer time?

Being out at sea is fun.

my grandma believed the ship sank because someone said that and God was angered
religious people are so gullible

They were pressured to make good time to advertise the new ship.

They were going too fast at night in foggy weather, under pressure to make good time.

One of the hardest things to do running boats is to tell someone no because of weather. Think about all the private planes that crash because the owner pressures the captain into flying when they shouldn't be. Gotta stick to your guns.

It's hot as balls in the summer wearing Edwardian clothing.

Abandon ship! Flee, flee for your lives.

Only old people and poor people vacation on cruise ships. And I have no idea why poor people do it they cost about the same as an all inclusive Mexican resort vacation. Old people take more interesting long cruises but they are really expensive.

You are on a giant structure many stories high from the water, surrounded by a bunch of disgusting drunk people, just go to a quiet beach.

peh! an imbecile I say!

I don't like sand.

Guy I work with said "it's relaxing" and "the food is great" but when he showed photos the food was being served in a giant uncomfy dining hall, most everything looked like buffets, and every photo had loads of people in it. The pools were loaded with people. It looked absolutely awful.

Yeah he has like three kids and a fat wife. I'm sure most travel is too expensive for them. I only make a bit more than him and I travel all over with lots left for savings - I guess an upside for being /foreveralone/

Nobody actually said that back then.
They exploited an outdated law for lifeboats. There was nothing illegal about having 20 boats on that ship

So go to some resort like the other guy said, and be by the pool looking out at the ocean. A lot of those are beautiful.

plus the food and drink is expensive as fuck and you cant ring your own, plus shitty old people entertainment. yikes, actually sounds like a nightmare desu

Myth

>The idea that the ship should have maintained its course and rammed into the iceberg head-on to minimize damages is far from plausible and is also scientifically inaccurate.

>The collision bulkheads at the bow of Titanic were designed to allow the ship to survive a collision with another ship, but not an iceberg! They were put in place as a precaution against any such event

>The compartments of such bulkheads were more or less like the ‘crumple zones’ of modern vehicles, meaning that they absorbed most of the energy of the impact following a collision. The same thing would happen with the other ship (that collided with yours), as it also absorbed some of the energy of the impact. In such a case, both the vessels would sustain heavy damages, but would likely still stay afloat.

>If the Titanic were to collide with the iceberg – a stationary, mammoth object – most of the energy of the impact would have to be absorbed by the ship, which would have only made matters worse.

>If the Titanic had rammed head-on into the iceberg, it would’ve stopped almost instantly. Think of how it feels when you see a car swerving in front of you, and you abruptly hit the brakes. Stopping abruptly would have thrown people crashing against cabins or bunks; and since it was night time, and most of the passengers were asleep, they would’ve had absolutely no chance of bracing themselves against the impact. They would have been flung into the things in their immediate vicinity. Furthermore, the condition of the workmen in the front section of the ship would have been even worse.

How do you know she was wrong?

>In the case of a head-on collision, the shock of the impact would have traveled the entire length of the ship, splitting apart seams and popping rivets. In that case, far more compartments of the ship would have been exposed to the sea, resulting in the ship sinking much more rapidly.

scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/would-rms-titanic-have-survived-if-it-had-collided-head-on-with-the-ice-berg.html

Where my titanic bros at?

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>Nobody actually said that back then.
I figured. I mean they weren't retarded. They probably just figured it was a very safe boat. And it was from what I can tell, you just can't go full power through fucking fog just like you can't fly an airplane through a thunderstorm.

>someone forgot the key to the box that had binoculars for the guys who were in the "nest" watching for icebergs so the guys couldn't see far ahead
>sometimes icebergs are very noticeable because the water splashes against them but that night the ocean was calm
>they were going too fast
>the guys at the "nest" were busy watching Jack and Rose kiss each other

They fucking suck. Even the most extravagant ones.

Think of humans in Wall-E. That's the main demographic of cruiseships, regardless of age/ethnicity/bodyfat. Even if they're not visibly fat, they are all lazy slobs who just want to gorge on buffets and would complain about having to walk up two flights of stairs.

I was on one with work, I had to drink nonstop to cope. So did everyone of my co-workers, we made the best of it

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It isn't relaxing since the boat will literally leave your ass if you are late coming back from an excursion. And the food isn't bad. Yea it's buffet style but you can have good buffet style meals. Have you never been to a brunch or a Christmas dinner at a nice hotel? I've only been on one cruise and it was a family reunion type thing where my grandma bought 40 tickets for all the family. But she only did it to lock us all together for 5 days.

I don't have kids but I do believe there are resorts in Cancun and playa del Carmen that specialize in "family" experience ie babysitters and play areas like on a ship.

Personally I only go on scuba vacations now, preferably with an attached golf course.

Why didn't they use the impellers in the engines to pump water out? Or did they?

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They wanted to look cool.

Her boobs look bad without that bra support. You can tell.

and yet you don't know basic english

I'm not sure a modern ship would survive that hit. I'm sure they have better bulkhead designs and different ways to skin them.

*tips*

>Yea it's buffet style but you can have good buffet style meals. Have you never been to a brunch or a Christmas dinner at a nice hotel?
With all the problems they have with spreading crazy viruses how could they think some sneeze-bar would be a good idea? Every heavy breathing fatass walking up there with their slimy dirty hands to grab the last chocolate covered strawberry.

yeah nothing appeals to me about a cruise. i'm not big on the shitty mexican resort vacations either, but i'd take that over being stuck on some ship full of lards

"As far as it is possible to do so" sort of absolves them of wrongdoing for that one
Nobody's designing ships to be able to stay afloat after getting torn up by a fucking iceberg

how does this flick hold up to time lads? haven't seen it since it came out

Cope.

My family went on a mediterranean cruise once. Even though the ship was massive it was so cramped in the halls at all times through the day, too full of middle aged fat couples and their screaming kids to really enjoy any of the ship based activities.
We got such short stays on land that most of the time we were stressing too much about getting back to the ship to really enjoy the places we were visiting. The crew would never stop bugging you about photos, dinners or whatever else was being offered on the different days, and on top of it all I was recovering from kissing disease so I couldn't get wasted on the free drinks.
Fuck cruises, just rent an apartment for a couple weeks and tour at your own leisure

Cinematographically speaking pretty good.
Thematically - Rose is a whore

I watched it maybe eight years ago and it is a perfectly decent and rewatchable movie.

experience a thing that was popular before the 21st century

>God himself could not sink this ship!
IS THAT A FUCKING DARE

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>Nobody's designing ships to be able to stay afloat after getting torn up by a fucking iceberg
Maybe they should

>experience a thing that was popular before the 21st century
kek

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Based

How do Rose's tits hold up?

>”Franz Ferdiwho? Who cares about those dumb balkan royals, as if anything interesting was ever going to happen there, Rose!”

Do they now?

because ships are for degenerate parties

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Kek did he actually say that in the movie?

Honestly those EDM shitfest cruises make more sense to me than the family vacation ones. I mean festivals are crowded, they want the crowds and feeding off other people and doing whatever dancers do. They want to party, it kinda makes sense.

I've got a soft spot for festifags though. Here in Miami we have a weekend called Urban Weekend where the coloreds come down a shoot eachother and cause crime and destruction, and then we have the Ultra Festival/WMC week that is going on now where everyone but blacks come and do some drugs and dance around wearing nothing but are basically harmless.

Going on a cruise for my honeymoon towards the end of year,m. This thread has me scared shitless that I’m going to be miserable the entire time.

What are the chances I could get my wife shitfaced enough to have a threesome with me and some chick we meet on the ship?

went on an amerifat cruise about 5 years ago, actually not that many burgers onboard which was surprising.

what was also surprising the amount of shore activities that were listed as 'mobility scooter friendly'

god that looks fucking horrible

Degenerate

lol what a horrible idea for a honeymoon. you sound like a trashball though so maybe you'll like the crowds, buffets, shitty rooms, and viruses.

We’re all trash here, let’s not kid ourselves.

Is question #1 "How many people died?" I feel like most people would ask that first.

Used to be my favorite movie, it’s still my third after GWTW and 2001

In my country we used to take 1 day cruises across the pond to stock up on cheap alcohol. That beautiful culture is now dying slowly because Estonian alcohol is no longer so cheap as to justify it. At least we'll always have the tax free liquor stores on board the ships.

Not the user you were replying too, but, he kinda has a point about the cruise experience. If you like being around people and getting trashed and crowds you might like it. I worked on one for two years. I think your experience cruising is based on expectations. Most lower middle class people really enjoy them, but for me the stops are too short and all just in tourist traps. It's not real travel. Yeah you are outside on deck but there are lots of people and, on my ship, you looked through glass because they didn't want people falling. You just see the sky really.. I think most people like that once you are on the ship it is easy and low pressure and the cost is easy to calculate.

>> sinks during first voyage

the Titanic, was actually the Olympic. Insurance fraud involving the upper echelons of society.

god must be pretty weak if an iceberg beat him to it. makes me think

>no blacks

At least you had a mission. I think most, if not all, vacation cruises don't even allow you to bring your own alcohol here in the US.

What the fuck is Cameron's problem?

IIRC it's "She's made of iron sir..."

Pretty funny nonetheless - I had to stop and think what the line was.

Would radar pickup ice? I know they didn't have that then but since ice is made of water would radar see it?

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Was the captain in on this?

Why would you even want to go on a giant ship across the ocean without an air conditioning? I would rather kill myself.

Radar probably not, but sonar would

Places you’ll never see blacks:
>cruises
>national parks

titanic was an ocean liner which is different from a cruise ship because it's actually meant for transportation between locations. Titanic was basically the early 20th century equivalent of getting on a plane. They also carried the mail. Cruise ships are just aimless floating hotels

But JP Morgan could. It was very convenient for him that those people died in the titanic.

except they did have enough lifeboats for everyone. they didnt get filled in the actual event because there was a nearby ship they thought heard their distress calls, but didnt.

Jesus Christ I thought Spanish resort towns were bad. This must be what hell looks like. Surrounded by loud-mouthed, odious Daily Mail readers with delusions of grandeur because sunshine = wealth

What a fucked up thing to say.

just asking to be shat on by a higher power

No. He just wanted to see soulless Fenians perish.

It was a different time

>you’ll never see blacks:

im a black user and I love cruises, but youre right.

the blacks will likely be on the ship crew below decks

>very convenient

too convenient

yes, the plan was to sink the ship, which was his ship the olympic, but the pre planned rescue signals and ships on standby missed the message, and 1500 people drowned, so he went down with it to save his honor.

no they didn't have enough lifeboats for everyone. Not only were they short on lifeboat capacity but the "woman and children first" rule was enforced so strictly that lifeboats were launched well below capacity. The reason they didn't have enough lifeboats was because back then lifeboat numbers weren't based on passenger count but were actually based on the tonnage of the ship. The concept was different too with the idea being that the life boats (called ships boats back then because they were considered general utility boats) would ferry passengers from a stricken ship to a rescue ship.

The man who enforced the woman and children rule was Charles Lightoller. He survived the Titanic sinking by spending all night balancing on top of an upturned lifeboat with other passangers. In WW1 he served wit hte royal navy and was accused of massacring a surrendering U-boat crew (likely true because to old school sailors like Lightoller U-boats were pirates who abandoned sailors of ships they sank to drown against the customs of the sea). In WW2 Charles Lightoller took his yacht the Sundowner across the channel to rescue stranded British troops at Dunkirk - an act that was fictionalised and used in another film - Nolans "Dunkirk". At the enquiry for the Titanic sinkijng it was Lightollers suggestions that led to the "place for every soul" rule we currently have for lifeboats on ships. Some people just live interesting lives.

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>tfw my hometown is famous for killing a bunch of people on the Titanic and also killing a bunch of people in The Troubles

Why don't blacks take cruises? They can be pretty cheap.

Same reasons somebody would spend 1100 dollars on a meal: status.

Fascinating. What a life that guy led. Why would the women and children rule keep them from filling the lifeboats, there were enough women and children to fill them I would think?

That's who the guy in your photo from Dunkirk is supposed to be Lightoller?

OCEAN LINERS ARE NOT CRUISE SHIPS YOU BRAINLETS

Why didn't they just make the whole ship out of iceberg?

>cruise ship
>status
cruise ships are known poorfag vacations

>dem child bearing hips
Muh dick.

They can't swim and they've all seen Titanic and think all ships sink

I know the swimming thing but I'm not accepting that they are that stupid. Also why would you have to swim on a cruise? I've never been but seems to be other stuff to do and the pools don't look deep.

Kinda became the equivalent. Yeah now there isn't a destination, but, it's the same shit.

We have the boose ferries here in Scandinavia. Only people there are people looking to cheat on their partners, and being drunk non stop is a requirement.

>but I'm not accepting that they are that stupid
Oh boy are you in for a shock

i think the principle was no man was getting on any lifeboat while there were still women and children on board the ship even if those woman and children weren't at that particular lifeboat and that particular time. The rule was not enforced evenly by all members of the crew so different lifeboats launched with different proportions of people. Some had a few married men and their families. Some had anyone who could get on board. Some were overloaded, some were underloaded. Basically the crew panicked and also the absence of personal radios made the evacuation quite chaotic and disorganised.

And yeah the pic is "Mr Dawson" in Nolans Dunkirk but he is very clearly based on Lightoller right down the the scene where a german plane attempts to strafe his boat in the channel and he manoeuvres to avoid it. IRL his son had told him about it in a letter so he knew what to do.

I assume nobody wanted to be that guy who jumped on the lifeboats when he wasn't supposed to. Imagine being the cunt who jumps onto a lifeboat and then they find a little girl who can't get safe because your fat ass stole her spot. You'd be tossed overboard anyway and then die of shame before the cold got you.

Pure Cohencidence

They are literally not the equivalent at all. A ship like the Titanic was designed to sail in any weather conditions across the Atlantic Ocean (or around the world) carrying passengers and cargo. Ocean Liners often carried emigrants for the new world from Europe or wealthy passengers of to go on holiday or do business. Cruise ships are far FAR larger but that is on the understanding they DEFINITELY WILL NOT be sailing across the deep ocean in dangerous conditions. In addition to this they carry no passengers with a destination but instead move on a tour route with the final stop being exactly where they started from. They carry no mail and no cargo. They are literally floating hotels whereas the Titanic was a transport vehicle. Learn to Seven Seas you brainlet

people forget these are rowing boats out in the Atlantic. You need men to row. The crew seriousyl get shit on for a herculean effort they put in.

>learn to seven seas brainlet
>thinks the Titanic "sailed"
lmao

They didn't teleport away as soon as the Titanic went down. That man on the ship was everyones best friends when they need to row anywhere.

>Why don't blacks take cruises?

carribean is full of blacks on cruises, most pictures of cruises only film or photograph 1st class and captains guests who are typically white.

fyi: If you wanna bang a 16 year old hungarian girl from new york , a royal carribean cruise ship is where to do it.

Not strictly true as plenty of male passengers did survive due to being in lifeboats. The queues for different lifeboats were uneven so some had not enough space and other on the other side of the ship were launched half full because there was nobody waiting to get on them. You can only imagine the scenes of panic that led to this. A good example though is that the Owner of the Titanic (the director of the White Star Line) was actually ON the Titanic when it was sinking - and survived due to being in a lifeboat. He really wasn't that bad of a man and didn't do anything particularly evil; there was a space in a lifeboat being launched and he was put in it. However he was discraced from polite society forever afterwards and died in obscurity despite doing a great deal for charities and lobbying groups set up to address the mistakes. He simply lost his "honour". The Captain of the ship could have taken the chance to survive but likely chose to die for this very reason

That is the correct verb in the English language. No ones said steamed since the the Internal combustion engine took over.

It would sound pretty dumb to say it "drove"

>thinks the term "sailed" isn't commonly accepted parlance for travelling on a ship

suck my ass you dumbass. Go SAIL a cruise ship across the Atlantic in winter and tell me how equivalent it is to the Titanic when you fucking drown

>REEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP
state of you lmao

I fucking hate dialogue like this that breaks the fourth wall and winks at you with a huge grin. Such poor writing.

Are there any good documentaries on the Titanic?

chestlet cope

no you're just such a nitpicking asshole two random anons jumped into the fray and called you out. Saying that Ocean Liners are not Cruise Ships is accurate and worth noting due to the massive differences between the too. Pointing out that the titanitc didn't strictly "sail" when everyone knows it wasn't rigged to sail is just being a pedantic asshole because everyone says "sailed" when they describe travelling in ships. Giant container cargo ships "sail" as far as most people care

>waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
pipe down, fatty. for the record though, i never once said anything about cruise ships in this thread. i just made fun of you for being wrong while being pretentious. now quiet down, sweetheart.

pedantically to yachties it's motored.

theres a few on youtube including actual interviews with some of the survivors when they were much older. There's also a Titanic film made by the Nazi's (where the cause of the ship sinking is British avarice and capitalistic greed and the good guys are 3rd class German passengers) and "A Night to Remember" which is a 1950's British film. Both are fun to watch for their sometimes identical equivalents of scenes you'll see in the Cameron film though both obviously lack the amazing special effects. The Wikipedia article is also very fleshed out and accurate. Wiki also has a lot of other articles about Ocean Liner sinkings and nautical disasters if you want to give yourself nightmares. Titanic doesn't even come close to the top of the list for fatalities/not needing to happen but happening anyway because of mistakes

>n-n-n-no it wasn't me im this other guy heh

how about i don't bitchtits and instead i keep on calling you a fucking jizz for brains "akchually" wanker? I wasn't wrong about anything

Being on large boats remind them too much of the Middle Passage.

>doesn't even know how to check for samefag
fuck off back where you came from, fatty

yachtfag here. I've worked on board private yachts for six years. Usually it's none of the above, we say "We're taking the boat to St. Tropez" rather than "sailing" or... "Tomorrow we're going to Canne". Sailing never really comes up, nor motoring.

>doesn't even know how to check for samefag

neither do you spunkwit. you though i was 3 separate people just before

Thanks!

Girl on the left is jealous as fuck

>you thought i was 3 different people
if you got that impression from me mocking you three retards, then you're even more mentally deficient than i first though.

fucking hell, you fatties must get off on embarrassing yourselves or something.

Literally seething

Well well, look at the city slicker, sailing to this thread in his fancy German yacht.

goddamn get over it salty boy. You were wrong and everyone called you an idiot. calling an anonymous person on the internet a "fatty" is fucking pathetic.

It was an ad. I don't think anyone thought it would be literally unsinkable

Formerly Landlubbers

*dabs on hundreds of innocent lives*

>everyone called you an idiot
>literally every single one of you went "yeah you're right but i dont want you to be right so reeeeeeeeeeeeee"
lmao

>calls someone else salty
>"calling an anonymous person on the internet a "fatty" is fucking pathetic."
LMAO

this fatty is SEETHING

no you are

>all these plebs shitting on cruises
>they havent heard of the queen mary 2 which does the same exact route as the titanic many times a year

Going on it for my 4th time in 2 months.

>n-no u
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SEEEEEEETHING

if you can't see the irony.....

>doesn't even understand irony either
holy fuck this is too perfect. you're the living embodiment of reddit lmao

if you really can't see the irony...

yikes.

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>resorting to just repeating the same thing over and over in hopes of getting the final word
lmao you're so fragile. reply again. do as you're told, fatty.

That was because cruises are filled old people and many of them have trouble walking. Tell me I'm right, anons

imagine being this butthurt about being called a fool. What do you think other people reading this thread are thinking? That you're doing some epic trolling? No they think you're massively butthurt. Are you fat? Is this why you keep using "fatty" as some kind of insult on an anonymous messaging board?

that's it fatty, you know who your better is. reply to me again, fatty. prove me right again, fatty.

>that's it fatty, you know who your better is. reply to me again, fatty. prove me right again, fatty.

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>resorting to just parroting me and trying to get the last word
lmao so very very fragile. you'll reply again. because i told you to. reply again, fatty.

this flick isn't bad if you skip to that part where the boat hits the iceberg,

>resorting to just parroting me and trying to get the last word. lmao so very very fragile. you'll reply again. because i told you to. reply again, fatty.

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thats it fatty, keep going. do as master says. reply again. prove to everyone just how triggered the word "fatty" makes you.

are you talking to yourself now?

why is she a whore? young girl gets forced to marry a guy she doesn't like, then meets a guy she actually falls in love with

he was always the love of her life, but he dies so she remarries and has kids, but at the end of her life she still remembers him, the one she wanted in the first place

I'm guessing this angers incels because they know deep down they'll never be the first choice and always be settled for

Jesus, it's like watching two special ed kids shoving each other on the playground.

>quickly stops his parroting when he realises it only proves my point about him being triggered about the "fatty" comment
oh boy, fatty isn't very smart, is he?

this is the part where he goes back to parroting as he tries to save face lmao

it's more like watching one special ed kid freak out while everyone tries to humour him

>admitting to creeping on special ed children in the playground
you utter nonce

>n-no im not special ed its just that other guy please believe meeee!
lmao

you just keep on replying to me nonstop. This whole thing started with you being sooooo assmangled you just had to reply. since then all you've done is desperately tried to save face

Why didn't they drift the ship around the iceberg?

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fucking hell quit raging champ

>has resorted to BEGGING me to stop bullying him
>has even sunk so low as to resort to "u-umad?"
this fatty is LOSING IT lmao

why didn't they just poke the iceberg out of the way with a stick?

you sure are

>back to "n-no u"
fatty is FUMING

then stop fuming

>N-NO U
fatty is losing it

then stop losing it

>N-NO U REEEEEEEE
fatty is CRUMBLING in front of his betters

parrot me again, fatty. show everyone how fragile you are. do as you're told, fatty.

What was Cameron thinking?

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fucking nope, catch me at the bar drinking through the pain

Thats a swimsuit not a bra. Typically they are wireless and have minimal support. T. Man with large breasted wife.

These were different times. I once read on an approved event of having 2 locomotives crash into each other at full speed. They sold tickets all over, people were extremely close to the event and when they crashed dozens died, the main photographer lost an eye but they considered the event a great success. Nobody considered it dangerous until after the collision.

So stop crumbling. You aren't telling someone what to do if they were already doing it moron

>b-b-but im in control here

sorry love but you really aren't

>n-no u!
>u-u aren't in control!
>proceeds to do exactly as i say because he knows to do as he's told
that's right fatty, keep going. do as you're told.

What would've happend if they just ram the iceberg directly?

Ive been on two cruises they were both pretty relaxing. All food and drink is payed for so you can kinda forget about everything and enjoy the trip. The entertainment is kinda geared towards old people but I didnt really mind I would usually hang out on the deck and read a book or something and enjoy the ocean views
Not poor or old btw

It's already explained in this thread In short, it would have been much worse.

Cruises are okay.
Any good boat has a "club" on it, where all the young people go at night to try and fuck.
Unlimited food.

The shittiest part is the awful motel-tier living spaces.

>if i tell him to reply i win even though he was already going to...

So do you just not want me to reply at all? Seems like i'm cutting deep if thats the case.....

i own you, fatty. and you know it. reply again, fatty.

>The Captain of the ship could have taken the chance to survive but likely chose to die for this very reason
The Captain is supposed to be the last person to leave a sinking ship, there are good reasons for this and it's illegal in most jurisdictions.

>p-p-please don't reply i got nothing

Sorry but i'm gonna. You'll just have to suck it

>Drumpf who? That man and his descendants aren't fit for this country and no son of his will certainly become president
>Fucketh those caucasians

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that's it, fatty. do as your master tells you. it's good that you read the word "fatty" and know it refers to you, even without a direct quote. must've been called it a lot growing up, huh fatty?

This is just painful to read. You've been owned user rub some preparation H on it and move on.

>the ol' "pretend to be an impartial third poster that calls both retarded but your opponent the most retarded' approach
deary, deary me. fatty has hit a new low.

you got a real complex about being a fatty and btw the thread clearly shows i am your master and you are dancing to my tune little puppet. sorry but thats the way it is.

I wonder what it would be like to get a "cruise" for a few weeks on one of those so called "happy" fishing vessels where the captain doesn't give a shit if the sailors get drunk even while on duty(do those even exist these days? They used to) and just get drunk with them. I bet it'd be much more fun than going on some shitty cruise on an actual cruise ship.

>n-no ur the fatty
>a-and i-im in control
lmao fatty still SEETHING

Thats because you only hear of the ocean liners/cruise ships that experience problems. Its like school shootings. There aren't that many national stories about the schools that have average non-shooting days, but they sure as hell make the news when the schools get shot by some autistic kid.

In Finland at least its fairly common for young people to go on weekend cruises to Sweden or Estonia. The Estonia cruises have cheap beer for sale.

Who's calling both retarded? I'm calling you retarded because you are. The other guy has comebacks at least you just think you're winning because you keep spamming the same thing. The fact all your replies are moments after his is all the evidence i need to know he's got to you. Get over it man go in another thread where you won't rage and let us have a comfy Titanic thread

Cruises are for boring people too afraid of actually planning a vacation

>th-that's not me!
>reeeeeeee stop calling him fatty reeeeeeeeeee
lmao i've got fatty by the balls

See 1 minute and 3 seconds. At least pretend he isn't getting to you

based and scarletpilled, also lots of opponents of the Federal Reserve died on the voyage.

Why do people like you get married?

Cruises are a low-class person's idea of a high-class vacation

There is no reason
Cruise ships are literally peak boomer
Pay thousands of dollars to shove food down your throat, drink all day, and just lay around
But apparently because you're on the ocean seeing absolutely nothing, it's worthwhile

less than a minute this time. At least the fucking ca

>replies 18 seconds after me to tell me that replying after 1 minute and 3 seconds means the other person is getting to you
lmao i didn't even need to own you because you owned yourself this time, fatty LMAO

well God's based and that's a fucking douchey thing to say so she's not wrong

captcha is good for something

>fatty got so triggered he can't even finish posts now because he's constantly replying on the auto-post time limit
SCREECHING

i never thought i'd have this much control over another human being's pathetically fragile little ego. what a world we live in lmao.

>God himself
Herself.

Fucking hell you raging at the whole thread now. You Are. Pathetic. When this thread maxes out you gonna make another just to keep on trying to get the last word in?

>inb4 r-r-reply f-f-fatty i am your m-m-aster

fatty is SEETHING lmao

>heh got this guy replying

yet he keeps on replying himself.......

This ship was defo unsinkable, however, when you test the power of the supreme being above us (God) then this is what happens, titanic would never have sank, but they challenged the strength of (God). Power is for Allah, might is for Allah. R.I.P to all those who died on that night.

It's uncrashable. Bane himself could not crash this plane!

>n-no u
>AGAIN
fatty can't control himself lmao

explains why he's such a fatty at least LMAO

shhhhh if we keep very quiet we may here the mythical raging of the impotent neckbeard right here in this very thread. Perhaps if we leave an offering of sacred tendies he may apparate

>reeeeeeeeeeee let me get the last word reeeeeeeeeeee
lmao fatty

Lgaj

Quick present the tendies before it spergs out!

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>fatty going back to the neckbeard stuff he tried (and failed with) earlier
SEETHING

Ofv

Look how majestic it is as it grabs the tendies in its chubby fists and retreats to its "kino kave". They shun the light but if you enrage one just right by pointing out a minor mistake it has made you can bait them out pretty easily. So concludes our tour of the Incel sanctuary. Please don't take any of the anons pissbottles as souvenirs on your way out of the thread

heh fatty

Are you implying god conforms to binary gender roles?

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billy zane was incredible in this movie

fatty mad

It can work in a large group. A few years back my entire extended family 60+ went on a cruise for someone's birthday. Was legit the most fun I ever had with family. Cramming as many people as we could into someone's room and getting drunk af is always fun.

Base mick nigga

Fucking hell this thread devolved into some serious sperging

Whats the problem?

It's already been pointed out that an ocean liner and a cruise ship are different things. Cunard is one of the few companies that still bothers with ocean liners. Mostly for novelty for people who want to know how it felt to do such trips

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note how the ship isn't so top heavy with passenger accommodation that it'll tip in a mildly rough ocean

Ayy i have that 882.5 questions book. I used to be obsessed with it when i was a kid and my autism flowed freely.

I remember christians bringing that up when I was younger. They legitimately thought that Yahweh killing several hundreds of people to prove a petty point was awesome and proof that God exists and you should worship him.

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That's not even Boomer central. That is 'Greatest gen' central.

that and because the ship was full of Irishmen
god couldn't miss that chance

Yup. For reference a cruise ship. It's very noticeable

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Yeah, your grandma's not an underappreciated high-IQ incel like you and me. We're so fucking smart, user. We could fix the whole world if they gave us the power.
>mfw the world won't recognize my superiority

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wait, is that Drake?

>marvel of European engineering
>sunken by ice(((berg)))
uh huh

Titanic was the greatest ship ever built in history and because of what happened her legacy is sealed forever. The story of it is like a movie on its own, that's why so many people are so fascinated by it.
It's like a real life movie. You don't have many of those events in real life. You usually have what would make 50% of a good movie.
But Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams, and it was. It really was.

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Titanic the musical > Titanic the movie

Wasn't it done to make feds powerful

being in one of those during a rough sea storm must be hell

drifting hadn't been invented yet

Your wife will only allow it if she gets to bring in Tyrone the bullboy.

Well guess what genius, they don't fucking sail into bad weather and the trip takes like three days so its possible to predict it. And with modern weather system they sail calm seas mostly not to mention the fucking ship is modern and comfy and great and you should shut up and buy a ticket to feel it for yourself. Goddamn yankees shitting on ocean liners, thats so disrespectful.

>I'm a degenerate scumbag
>I use a website
>everyone else on the website must be a degenerate scumbag as well
>that way no one's better than me

Is there any Titanic Discord? Or Discord for ships in general? I want to talk about ships all day long. Please anons, help me.

fucking based

>Satoshi? Coin what? Really Rose, you are a dreamer.

try maybe

she not wrong

You took an old person cruise. And they are pretty nice. But they are quite expensive. It's like the middle ground of idiot cruises and renting a yacht with friends.

Yes radar picks up icebergs. Even cheap 2k$ consumer radar systems can pick up 10 feet long vessels. If they are tuned right. But literally any moron can tune them right. You just adjust them down untill you cant see clutter from waves.

Blacks and poor whites are quite literally the main demographic for Caribbean cruises. These morons have no idea what they are talking about. If you go on a cheap Caribbean cruise well over 13% of the passengers will be black.

Jesus christ stop being so picky. You do these things because you love the sea and the ships. All your whining labeling makes me wonder if you're actually not one of those dumbasses doing things for "experience" and then crying on Instagram for being slapped in the face.

This. Went in one of these and had a good time, had a lot of sex.

To add to what said the route Titanic took was commonly used at the time and at that time of year. There was an unusual amount of icebergs for that time of year too. Shipping routes were moved to more southerly latitudes in the wake of the disaster. A lot of other things were changed too. Look up the Safety Of Life At Sea (SOLAS) Act if you're curious. That legislation which every single seagoing vessel has to obey is a direct result of the Tianic sinking.

Are you retarded? Other than drunk European captains, name one modern cruise ship that has capsized. They are quite literally the best built ships on the ocean.

>Lol you fucking morons why don't you like being crammed into a cruise ship atmosphere? When I rented a 200 foot yacht for 2 weeks it was great.
Your fucking retarded.

So whats a high class vacation? Fucking endangered rhinos?

Look, chimp, as far as you love something, go for it and don't fucking blame others if they like something else than you. Somebody likes to be crammed like that, because that's the part of the atmosphere. Some people like to be solo or with friends. So fucking what.
It's the same logic like blaming people going to cinema instead of watching comfy from home. Different people have different taste.

ah yes, finally I meet a fellow intelectual on this site
I truly marvel at the magnitude of our inteligence, thank god to the AmazingAtheist who opened my eye to the stupidity of religion (just christianity, islam is fine btw)
May I recommend you a few videos from a fellow ''based'' individual, you might know him as mrrepzion, this lad is also pretty based, and redpilled if you catch my drift
haha

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>Babe Ruth? The pitcher? If I was Boston he'd be out the door tomorrow!

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It's fucking funny how things like this are a complete joke to anyone who's ever seen a firearm but every liberal idiot thinks this could kill anyone.

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Based Billy Z

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Eeeeeeeeevery night in my dreams

I SEE YOU I FEEL YOUU