Movie theatre "QUIET MENU"

Americans in the thread chimping out because stopping eating for 2 hours infringes on their freedom

I know which theatre it is, they only do it for movies like A Quiet Place and I’ve seen them do it when I went to see Paris, Texas and Seven Samurai. They’re quiet movies and they want to preserve that atmosphere by not having assholes munching popcorn and fiddling with candy wrappers.

>fuck up your post because you can't read
>y-yeah well they might as well be what I said they were!

>pudding, mashed potatoes, and chicken strips instead

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>Canada is not in America

*smacks lips*
*sucks teeth*

Take in a big bowl of pho.

SSSSLLUURRRRRRPPP

Sweaty go eat a twinkie, you're getting hangry

laws that would never work in my country
people would purposely go into the theater with the most obnoxious bag of crisps imaginable, just to piss people off, or try to test the staff there

Tiff is where all the artsy films are shown. I'm not surprised that they have a policy like this.

based

OP says in Toronto you fucking retard. Is Toronto in america?

Singles only policy when

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Put me in the screencap

They care about the kino experience. That's a good idea.

Where the fuck do you think it is then?

They make you use silencers for this one.

Leave it to some pussy faggot ass nigger lovin canadians to do some stupid shit like this.

Fucking please KYS Canada.

Is a big fat 'za considered quiet?

>be me
>use my hand to tip over their dumb sign

normies btfo

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>pretzels aren't allowed
What kind of fucked up pretzels do you Canadians have

That's right good old Toronto, USA

Im also in Toronto. Fuck this shit city

I don't respect Canadians. Why would I respect their laws?

Do they teach Mandarin in the public schools there yet?

That's in Hongcouver, bro.

Popcorn isn’t that crunchy

toronto's not in USA Juan

lmao
Why do the citizens of the federal republic of the United States of America established on 4 July 1776 put up with this?

Why are united statians so weird

makes a lot of noises from rustling and such plus retards shovel it into their mouth

Might as well be desu

>Canada
>In North America
>Are Americans

This was definitely in effect when I saw 2001.

>Toronto is in America
Europoor education everyone, bet you can't wait to take a vacation to El Paso Japan huh?

This nigga retarded

i'd genuinely 100% visit any cinema that combined the massive multiplex AV experience with the snooty art cinema expectations of its audience. only silent food for the mongs who can't go 120 minutes without shoving shit in their face and even whispering gets you booted.

>load my gun up with popcorn kernels
>they pop when fired
>blasting fresh popcorn into my mouth all movie and they can't stop me
>during the credits I leave a hail of popcornfire all over the auditorium for the wagies

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>even whispering gets you booted
I wonder, was that ever a thing in ye olde gay tymes of old?

>watching horror movie in a theater with a quiet menu
>tension builds as main character quietly sneaks through haunted house
AYO
*quietly chews gummy worms*
DIS NIGGA
*silently bites a pre-unwrapped chocolate bar*
FINNA BE
*noiselessly masticates kinoplex approved FlavorMush*
SLAW

Canada

>inb4 canada is in america too, north america hurrr
literally no one who lives in north america thinks this way, not the canadian's, not the americans, not the mexicans.
Why are euros such fucking faggots?

Sneak in a family size bag of lays lmaoo

Hahahaha i love it, a whole nation of trolls

Wow I guess your socialist shithole couldn't afford maps huh?

Good thing the free market doesn't reward retards like you

>crisps
Hmm I wonder what “my country” is

>the free market
Lmao what century are you living in

the irony lmao

I went to our local theater once instead of the IMAX and it was on 'equal pay day' (men pay double women pay nothing) the lady was such a cunt about it I just turned 360 degrees and walked away. Never been back.

The equal pay day thing is just a jape right? Ha ha

Yes. It's actually against the civil rights act to be a public business and discriminate based on gender. I'd the the fuck out of any real business that tried that.

Kill yourself zoomer

>the free market
>which of the 18 showings of captain marvel should I eat my xxxxl popcorn and lamp warm horse cock with today?

>fuck britain and there nazis
>nazis were German
>w-well they were both in Europe so britain must be nazis!

No it's a real thing, I'll expose where I live by saying it's a theater that Michael Moore re-opened in my city. I'm glad he did it cause it's a beautiful theater but he is the worst piece of shit ever. The whole theater is non-profit and now the film festival he started that used to be cool is now a LGBTQZX bootcamp.

>I don't like it therefore it's not a free market
Based retard

>popcorn and pretzels are banned
>crab legs aren't
Man the kinoplex manager really didn't think this one through.

what the hell are they teaching you guys in school now?

*Snaps fingers in protest*

Le epic meme so based haha falcons so random!!

Yikes!

Toronto is just as bad as the states. Its like an undercrowded 2010 era New York with slightly gay undertones and a bit more self awareness.

um sweeties

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto,_Ohio

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Amerisharts everybody

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>mutts don’t even know the geography of muttistan
State

Give it up dude. Just take the L and move on. Really. This is some next level cope and mental gymnastics.
>canada in north america
>better call canadians ‘amerisharts’ then lol

Can you refrain from bastardising the English language with niggerspeak?

what are you talking about faggot

S E E T H I N G

> weebshit

no thanks

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U mad?

TIFF isnt really a place to have a bunch of snacks and pig out and kiss your girlfriend and jerk off or whatever you guys do in movie theatres. people there are serious and want to learn about film

Based retard.

Kek.

All I know is I’m glad people aren’t eating fucking disgusting munchie boxes in the theaters in my country.

>mfw americans call crisps "chips"

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You're fucking stupid

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>could have been a funny thread
>Retarded euros and even more retarded Americans ruin it

This is why we can't have nice things.

Well, crabs legs and beans it is then.

>They’re quiet movies and they want to preserve that atmosphere by not having assholes munching popcorn and fiddling with candy wrappers.
How fucking loud are people?
I can honestly say I've never heard a loud eater.
I hear the popcorn in my own mouth, but I've never gotten distracted by some other faggot munching a row away.

Spain
people are very passionate here
the best way to make someone in Spain do something, is to prohibit it
they should ban libraries: people would then take the streets because they are losing their right to read.... meanwhile libraries are deserted

FPBP
Americans are retarded.

>doesn't say anything about pop-rocks

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>designated

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Can a day fucking pass without third-worlders getting mad at America and doing embarrassing mistakes on Yea Forums?

Euros don't use the word "amerishart", it was most likely a turk or a pajeet.

Truly the land of the free

>toronto International film festival
Kind of wish we had rules like this nationwide. But I know the wageys won't enforce it.

I wish people were capable of chewing with their mouths closed.

>the average american is so used to the sound of eating that they can't even hear other people chowing down on their giganto portion nachos in an otherwise silent room.

All these replies not realizing that this is still going on in the Americas, but everyone in the USA has appropriated the term due to how they can’t handle the brain load of thinking about anywhere else in the world. This directly contradicts “OBSESSED” posters who don’t realize that the only ones who are OBSESSED with the USA are United States citizens.

I would prohibit the use of smart phones
and I mean not only silencing the phone, I mean not using your screen, full-blast 110% brightness on, during the movie

Banning thing will only make people go to another chain :) free market is great

Wasn't AMC going to do this and people threatened to boycott and they immediately backed down? I remember something like that happening.

Ameritards btfo

Canada Is not in america, is in europe

Actually most state CPL regulations ban carrying inside a movie theater.

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this shit isn't already banned in america?

fucking hell.

american cinemas are basically like POOLOO cinemas, but with more clapping and obesity. no wonder only the dumbest shit plays well over there.

id walk in during the middle of the movie and yell DAY OF THE RAKE SOON FAGGOTS

Every theater should be a quiet theater, you fat fucking slobs

dying of laughter

Based incoherent mess of words, junkie

based. the kinoplex knows popcorn, pretzels and chips trigger my ptsd.

>Toronto
Yes, the American city of Toronto. Only people with a CCW permit can carry concealed weapons legally.
Stop posting here and go to school for once. You need to learn basic geography, you idiot.

Citizens of the United States of Mexico are called Mexicans. Citizens of the United States of America are called Americans. What's the problem here?

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So now that Australia is on lockdown, are the welsh the new lords of of the meme?

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Politely asking an inner city American to be mindful of others is a mistake you won't make twice while you're here.