BTFO Yea Forums kek
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>Reminder Yea Forums said this was going to be garbage
BTFO Yea Forums kek
editorial.rottentomatoes.com
>Reminder Yea Forums said this was going to be garbage
Yea Forums is always wrong. Get Out, US, Captain Marvel, now this lol Just enjoy kino and ignore what most shills on here say.
I'm excited. Look at some of these reviews...
“Jordan Peele proves that you can reboot a show and make it just as good as the original while updating it for a whole new audience. The Twilight Zone is back and, out of the gate, as good as it’s ever been.” — Rafael Motamayor, Bloody Disgusting
“It’s frustrating to see The Twilight Zone end up on CBS All Access instead of cable TV. While CBS gives primetime slots to conservative crime procedurals like NCIS and CSI, it cloisters away its best (and most racially diverse) programming on a subscription service that most people just aren’t going to pay for. That’s why Star Trek: Discovery isn’t the pop culture touchstone it should be, and why The Good Fight isn’t widely recognized as the best ongoing political drama of the Trump era. Maybe Peele’s brand is strong enough to invite an influx of new subscribers, proving CBS’s strategy right.” — Gavia Baker-Whitelaw, The Daily Dot
All those "films" were shit though...
>Higher Score
>Score
Reviews aren't ratings.
>using RT to indicate quality
lmao
You're in the minority on that opinion. And plus, I was also talking about box office too. All those movies smashed at the box office. You can't blame people for liking and watching these movies. People have different tastes. Get over it, dude
More people liked it. Only 80% liked the original (pretty low for a supposed classic lol) and over a 90% for the new one. Plus, it has a higher avg rating
Who keeps making these threads? I don't even remember one thread about this faggot shit
You guys use it when it's only convenient. You guys love to use RT when Justice League gets a low score or when Last JEdi got a low audience score. Funny how you change your tune when a black man works on a film
What do you mean by "you guys"? HUH?
>More people liked it.
>liked
Ratings are the number of people who watched a show, not "liked". And there's no way any modern TV show could compete in ratings with an old show that aired when there were only 3-5 channels.
The majority of people think Marvel movies are good, it doesn't mean they're right. They're objectively repetitive garbage.
FUCK OFF PEELE SHILLER
Jesus... It's so god damned obvious...
Like, do these companies think we're literally too retarded to notice these stupid ass posts?
Some fucking Peele dicksucker has lost his God damn mind. What is this, black abatap?
What did you do to his lips?
That's a photoshop, right?
The reviews just released. I, along with other critics, actually watched it. It's seriously amazing. It goes in a very unique direction. The original twilight zone didn't age well but this new one feels fresh. The cinematography, the score, the non-wooden acting, getting rid of the moral twist ending Serling was obsessed with etc.
he means he’s a tourist who thinks Yea Forums has ever come to a consensus on anything.
Plastic surgery. To look more black
Everything you said means dick to me as I would never watch this even I were paid. You like Peele's cum, just resting in the back of your throat like that?
Yea Forums is an echo chamber of the worst kind. But I guess that's why it is so amusing.
The Twilight Zone shills are way too obvious.
CBS needs to fire you all.
I'm just dead tired of the
>the thing from the past you liked, now with niggers
trend.
Make something new, dipshits, stop laying black cock on cultural relics and expecting me to like it.
>Yea Forums is always wrong
This. It's unironically one of the worst boards here.
It's discord trannys trying to rustle jimmies.
oh no no no no
No, you're not.
Don't blame this on trans.
You're just retards who thought this would be a cool job, but all you do is tow the company line.
Dumb nig who keeps spamming Jordan like we give a shit
snowflake Yea Forums who think every movie is about race and sexism and hate it unless it has a conservative persuasion. It's either all okay or none of it is. Stop being hypocrites and shilling for Brawl and Dragged but slamming Peele. It's only movies, get over it
Imagine having to pay people to shill your show. Jesus Christ...
>tow the company line
>tow
Did everyone forget TTZ was already rebooted a few years ago?
I don't care about anything you mentioned. Did you see the other shill threads and think those were organic posters too? Oh boy
That's fine. The original Twilight Zone was never a consistent beacon of quality. Their efforts were hit or miss with some notable standout episodes.
If a modern producer just wanted to distill everything good about the original series and endeavored to be more consistent along those lines, then they would likely end up with a higher rating.
Dragged had a black protagonist who wins in the end. Kind of fucks your theory.
What's with all these plebs accepting the popularity of a film as definitive indicator of its quality lately? I miss the old patricians on this board.
>bunch of dumb liberal faggots continue sucking off Jordan because he made a thing
whoopity doo, you're acting like modern criticism is anything other than a joke. It's all a bunch of limp-wristed post-modern SJW dipshits and unabashedly biased fanboys with blogs.
Hell, even with that, you get people saying this shit about it:
"This new Twilight Zone doesn’t have its own stamp yet, merely aping Serling’s, but it has potential. The changes and updates, even when not perfectly executed, are where the show can shine going forward.”
So much for "better" lmao
This thread is even worse. It's using RT freshness scores and not even viewer ratings as its metric.
fucking this. and it's never enough. People everywhere always act like if you don't like it than something is wrong with you.
It's stuff like this that makes me think /pol/ has it right. They portray blacks as being the hero in ALL circumstances, they cannot be worse than any European character.
It's like they have a gun to their head, but instead of a gun they're trying to appease a massive amount of the population that has no problem rioting and hurting innocent people if they feel like they've been slandered in the slightest. USA is held hostage by this volatile population that takes a ton of entitlements every year.
According to Jordan that's the only way to make something new or interesting tho
So his accomplishment is just taking another person's work, from an era that's deemed racist? Like rappers do with old music all the time, instead of actually writing music on their own? Shieeeeeet
Imagine being this paranoid. You wouldn't by chance be in need of a water filter or some brain pills, would ya?
You don’t even realize how huge of an insult that is, do you?
Is that a Joe Rogan jab?
Oh yes, we're paid to go on an anime site at 3am to get 13 people to watch our program lol Christ you're a fucking retard. You 10 people not watching the show, won't break the bank lol Go to bed, user.
You're doing it for free? AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Oh yes, we're paid to shill a show to convince 8 people to watch it lmao
How much are they paying you, bro? Seriously? You shill hard
>an era that's deemed racist
The irony is that even back in 1865, you had hundreds of thousands of people fighting and dying to free blacks.
But you know, "DEM WHYPIPO"
>shilling this 200th remake for free
Shill somewhere else asshole. We don't want to watch another libtard show about white straight males are bad
peace, brothers.
No, that was the main complaint from this racist ass board. It's not a threat but it'll be funny if an article from a prominent media outlet shows the public the shit Yea Forums, /pol/, and Yea Forums say lol You think the avg person will back you up. Keep your eyes peeled :)
>other thread got deleted
Based
Jannies finally up. They smelled mom cooking tendies for breakfast.
We don't care what plebs think tourist
>t'll be funny if an article from a prominent media outlet shows the public the shit Yea Forums, /pol/, and Yea Forums say lol
>You think the avg person will back you up
Jesus Christ I've never cringed this hard before Lord save me
>t's not a threat but it'll be funny if an article from a prominent media outlet shows the public the shit Yea Forums, /pol/, and Yea Forums say lol
Don't they already know the shit that goes on this these boards? Your "threat" isn't really a threat at all.
>You're in the minority on that opinion.
Only according to Rotten Tomatoes. And Rotten Tomatoes literally deletes negative/uninterested reviews, lol.
You mean what white people did to blues music? Google is your friend, try it some time :)
lmao and from the rhetoric of nowadays, you wouldn't even know that happened.
Name 5 black blues musicians
What?
>You guys use it when it's only convenient.
Literally nobody uses RT anymore for anything other than an indicator of how hard critics shill for a product.
Stop fighting strawmen.
could you stop that shitty discord tranny meme?
We all know that they are jewish, it doesn't matter if they are any kind of sodomite or not. The main behaviour is jewish and their goal is to be subversive as possible. After all jews are dead, there will be no tranny's.
Yeah, you had people go make Iraq safe for democracy but in actuality, it was for the resources. A sucker is born every second. The politicians even in 1861 -1865 knew it wasn't about "freeing muh slaves". Stop with your public school echo chamber bullshit.
I literally didn't say anything about trannies you dumb fucking mass quoter
>unless it has a conservative persuasion
Literally no media produced right now has a "conservative persuasion".
Stop playing the Middle Ground Fallacy.
Blacks dig their own graves nowadays with their substantial cultural values. Then they blame it on western culture
You think we're paid to reach out to the 15 people on this dead board? lol I just really loved it and it's a shame you guys will miss out on it cause of your racist shit. REMINDER: The Traveler is gonna be a hot topic on here. It's easily the best episode in the entire franchise. Please screen shot this.
Bruh don't hurt yourself
I'll check those digits
If people are still talking about the new Twilight Zone in 50 years, then it might have some merit.
>It's only movies, get over it
Says the faggots samefag shilling for garbage media.
The answer for your question is (((shills))).
huh, who knew that all's you needed to do to make a liberal retard reject the idea that the Civil War was about slavery, would be to say that white people died freeing the slaves.
>15
And yes
First it was 10, then 8. Now 15?!??! Keep your fucking story straight bro! You're losing it
Just saying lol Maybe I'm here for a reason. Maybe certain threads have been made to conduct a poll and get a better understanding as to what the average poster thinks. Enjoy your safe space board
>a liberal retard reject
Glad you come to terms about yourself. I know that must've been hard. Denial is who you are afterall
The ability for Yea Forums to turn liberals and SJW's into hateful and obsessed /r9k/ rejects through sheer mass scorn and derision never ceases to impress me.
Actually it started with American Quakers realizing in the value of the individual. European imperialists had the same revelation, which is ironically the only reason Africa started to abolish slavery.
>Maybe certain threads have been made to conduct a poll and get a better understanding as to what the average poster thinks
I couldn't think of a bigger waste of time. You think people post here earnestly? Oh my GOD no wonder you people are so far from the pulse
Wow, good one. You sure gave him a zinger. Now go back to browsing the catalogue after closing this thread thinking anything you said or did mattered.
>T. Tranny
This time it's a PoC though??
This is some disturbing shit. I'm legit worried about this dude
Craig Zahler and Sam Raimi.
>Tarantino movie bad
>Zahler movie good
You guys should love Tarantino. He has a foot fetish, lots of gore, plot twists, says the n word, but he's a liberal and popular so you gotta hate him.
Zahler is literally a discount Tarantino with terrible effects and dialogue but he's praised here because muh western civilization and muh conservatism
>You think we're paid to reach out to the 15 people
yes
> on this dead board?
Then why are you here?
> I just really loved it and it's a shame you guys will miss out on it cause of your racist shit.
Makes a post about director not hiring white leads in his movies and you claim we are being racist? You see why everyone thinks you people are crazy?
Sam Raimi? What? Did you think those Spiderman threads were actual quotes?
>The Twilight Zone is one of the most beloved and cherished pieces of American Television History even 60 years after it first aired
>"B-But the new SJW race-bait series hosted by a literal clown has a better rating on Rotten Shills, s-so that means it's objectively better!!!"
The absolute fucking desperation of modern SJW's.
Nigger bonus.
The pulse doesn't dictate the actual value of film and television, only how digestible it is for the masses. Peeles films are the McDonalds "big gulp" of the horror genre for pseuds.
> Now go back to browsing the catalogue after closing this thread thinking anything you said or did mattered.
cope harder
>when you realize the thread itself is the twilight zone
Thanks op, it’s been a wild ride. I’m not low iq enough to watch nigger entertainment, however.
>Sam Raimi
...Are you trolling right now?
I was just saying in general, they project their 1 dimensional thinking onto others. Sometimes I'll post, and have to look back 5 minutes later to even know what I said
Was it reddit or tumblr who just recently shot a bunch of people? hmmm remind me again, user
Blacks owe their freedom to western civilization. Without it they'd still eating dirt and chucking rocks
I'm just dying to know what the fuck THAT has anything to do with shilling a mullato's abortion on Yea Forums I think that baseball shooter was a reddit browser. And many other incels, like you
INCELS BTFO
INCELS ALWAYS BTFO
You guys do shill for Zahler though but always rip on Tarantino and you know it
imagine being this much of a butthurt incel over captain marvel doing well
Those were literal shill thread you absolute fucking dunce. Jesus, who doesn't rip on tarantino the guy is fucking moron
Has nothing to do with my post. Read it again, dumb fuck. It's about double standards.
STOP REPLYING TO BAIT POST YOU RETARDS. YOU PEOPLE ARE SHITTING THIS BOARD UP. HIDE AND MOVE ON.
You faggots are worse than the shills.
>We're literally going to censor negative feedback on the Internet on multiple sites, and anyone who mentions it is a "butthurt incel"
Is anybody paying you to shill like this? Because that's the only way I can see someone here actively defending/deflecting for Disney/Rotten Tomatoes/YouTube and the inexcusable corporate stunts they pulled marketing this movie.
Oh, man with you people. KEK
You people just like having shit explained to you slowly.
>Rotten Tomatoes
Why can't incels make their own rating site? Can you do anything besides eat and fap to anime?
>trusting critics
>trusting critics with a nigger product
>trusting critics with the nigger Peele's product
Literally beyond saving.
Why can't Leftists/SJW's stop lying for even one fucking second?
Is it some kind of compulsion, along with eating yourselves to death and sucking dick?
>Can you do anything besides eat and fap to anime?
LOL ah you must be new here
Send a timestamp of you crying right now please? pretty please?
>rottentomatoes
NIGGER GOOD
Why even call it The Twilight Zone? So you can piggyback off of the success of something unique and beloved, made by dedicated and talented people? Just call your shitty anthology "Black World" or "Diversity Land" and leave the Twilight Zone out of it. The other reboots should have left it alone too. If it doesn't have Rod Serling it isn't the Twilight Zone. While this show gets ridiculous praise for ripping off someone else's art, I'll be watching the Night Gallery, thanks.
It's that same race baiting porch-monkey from the other banana-Peele thread who spelled "cue" incorrectly as "que".
What's the difference between Night Gallary and The Twilight Zone? Like the twists or themes or something?
this
exactly why those people can never create anything of their own and just want to ride other ideas banking on name recognition and nostalgia.
There very similar in style. The Night Gallery has a different framing device and is a little less sci-fi focused. Still kino.
whit such a huge hit on their hands why not put on a most accessible place, so all the niggers who made less money, can watch without paying for it?
such an elitism confined this brilliant reboot to a bunch of mayo liberals. pathetic.
Can you name a few great episodes to start with? My favorite Twilight Zone episodes are The Howling Man, Walking Distance, The Obsolete Man, Perchance to Dream, and 5 characters in search of An Exit.
I love who dunnit episodes and the philosophical episodes that promoted Christian values. Very wholesome. Hope this helps.
Because they have no confidence in it by putting it on their network. Darkies don't watch sci-fi in large numbers. This is for the white libtards.
I really liked The Brain Center at Whipple's. I won't spoil it but it's still relevant today.
That's a lot of projection, good grief.
Stop pivoting and answer the question.
I'd recommend Silent Snow, Sins of the Fathers, The Messiah on Mott Street, and The Funeral. Night Gallery is much more straight ahead horror than the Twilight Zone as well.
Good one.
Thanks, frens. I've seen all the twilight zone episodes and now discovering this is like Christmas. I can't believe I overlooked this
>Just saying lol
>Maybe I'm here for a reason
Lmao get a load of this fucking queer
darkies do not enjoy movies or books or anything that doesnt evolve using their bodies and animal instincts.
theyre so pathetic and lazy that the best they can do is ASK to white people put them on white people movies.
they cannot make a fucking movie, god forbid sit down and write something, them do storyboards, film it, deal with all the problems that inherent of making a movie. no, no, no.
just put us there, white boi because slavery.
the diary is a good one too
Jordan Peele proved that using black people and progressiveness is a recipe for success in current year. He literally said he will never cast a white actor as a lead and the media is sucking his dick in praise.
Look at Empire. Another show about darkies in the entertainment industry. That is all they are good for. making brain dead music. Sports, basketball and football(American) mostly. And being a cog in the wheel at some white collar job. I was surprised when Miles Dyson was black in T2. I really didn't see that coming. But darkies aren't into Math, Science on a high level. Which is why you don't see many as CEO of Fortune 5 tech companies. Or sci-fi, fantasy authors. But tell them that and they want to cry racism. BET channel consists of more reality tv than virtually any other network. They do it to themselves.
Race and Sex sells. We live in a base society. I highly doubt we are going to survive another 50 years.
>38 posters
Discord ruined Yea Forums.
why do they keep rebooting twilight zone with black people, it failed the first time
you know instantly its going to be jam packed full of ham fisted storys about americans and race
>dumb nigger make something different than stealing or random chimpout
>liberal praise it like Jesus second coming
Oh wow.
DEATH TO ALL YOU TRANNY FUCKING SHITS
>pretending like rotten tomatoes means anything
think op was factious mr.backwater flyover
100% american obese garbage, bet you are wearing 10 year old walmart jeans
Sure let's see if anyone cares about any of these episodes a year after they come out
How does anyone give a fuck about RT?
Do people even read the reviewers that they select?
I think regardless of which idiots cherry pick rt the fact that our opinions on art are now primarily judged by committee. I wanted to be excited for the new twilight zone (though knowing I’d never be interested enough to get the cbs app) I lost any interest when it’s primary trailers have been remakes so don’t care to see nightmare at 30,000 feet for the third time
>hey user they're bringing your favorite show back
wow I'm actually excited
>it's on CBS's streaming service
ahhhh I may check it out, I love TZ
>it is made by Jordan Peele
oh
21st century was a mistake
If being in the minority means I'm outside the capeshit/blacked movies wall than I'm good. Have fun being in the majority because the masses are so dumb right now you could literally have a 3 hour long movie of someone taking a shit and call it a Marvel flick.
I love Peele, he's funny af and has made 2 really good films. I'm not going to lie tho, I think he's one of the most overrated people in Hollywood right now. Which is unfortunate because his praise is mostly from woke points. He's a really good writer when he wants to be and I'd say master of suspense tho
>saying this after Yea Forums and youtubes epic crusade
0/10
>every episode is race baiting
oof
>Whipple's
muh nigga, I also love
>Execution
>What's in the Box?
>Man in the Bottle
>The Jungle
>Sand
>Of Late I Think of Cliffordsville (that she-devil, mmmmmm)
the fact that it isnt 100% on rt with it being a political race based show made by their favorite black man in 2019 says a lot about how bad it probably is
>rotten tomatoes
>instead of different metaphors every episode is about prejudice of some kind
>first episode is about a white guy living in a black guys world and getting pulled over by a black cop in the 80's, role reversal style
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO
for some reason new shows, movies and games get way better scores than classics did back in the day.
The first episode is a remake of Nightmare at 30,000 Feet, retard.
I honestly can't tell if the shilling has been outsourced to poos or bots.
>instead of a gremlin, the guy sees men in turbans working on the wing
BRAVISIMO
>says the n word
Nigger?
I don’t like niggers so i’ll just skip this one.
/pol/ is always right
RT will suck this negro kike's nuts until doomsday. The original TZ is a classic. This twat makes race baiting trash for self loathing closet faggot cuckold white guilt numale's and coal burning race traitor whores while both groups hate their fathers!!!FACT!!!
>placing your trust on a site that rates these as all time best films
Might as well go educate yourself by listening to homeless people ramble
Didnt age well? Youre an idiot. Not even just wrong. You are a know-nothing fool. Its themes are universal and timeless, its stories still referenced today, and if it didnt age well why do (((they))) remake it every decade or so?
>FUCK outta here